Okay people! Here's the long-anticipated chapter two! :)
Random person in the audience: GLINDA! IS IT TRUE YOU WERE HER FRIEND?
Glinda: Who?
Everyone in the theatre but the Ozians: ELPHABA!
*Ozians gasp*
Glinda: OH! Ye-*looks down at shocked Ozians* -I-I mean…who?
Director: *hits herself with her clipboard* CUE SCENE CHANGE!
*all the Ozians are replaced with Shiz students as Glinda is transported Back to the Future I mean back to the past*
OH HALLOWED HALLS AND VINE-DRAPED WALLS
THE PROUDLIEST SIGHT THERE IS…
Glinda: OH MY OZ! I'M BACK AT SHIZ! Wait…what am I still doing here? I thought I graduated!
Elphaba: *walks onstage* Oh my Oz! I can't believe I'm here!
Glinda: ELPHIE! *squeals and runs over to hug her* YOU'RE NOT DEAD!
Elphaba: *is slightly freaked out* Umm…who are you and why are you hugging me?
Galinda: *enters riding a unicorn* Hey everybody! I'm here!
*Shiz students swarm around her*
Glinda: Wait! Why does she look just like me? I thought I already went to Shiz! I'M SO CONFUSED! *runs offstage frantically*
Galinda: Okay, that was weird…
Elphaba: Ya think?
Galinda: *screams when she sees Elphaba* YOU'RE GREEN!
Elphaba: *glares at Galinda* I know.
*Frex and Nessa enter*
Frex: Elphaba! Stop talking! You're wasting Nessa's air!
Elphaba: I just stopped talking. *glares at Frex* I hate you. You're not my father.
Director: *throw up her hands* ELPHABA! JUST SAY YOUR LINES!
Elphaba: But you said that the Wizard-
Director: FORGET WHAT I SAID ABOUT THE WIZARD! YOU DON'T KNOW ABOUT HIM YET! JUST SAY YOUR STINKIN' LINES!
Elphaba: Fine, alright! You didn't have to be so mean about it! *turns to face the confused group of Shiz students* YES, I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GREEN! NO, I AM NOT SEASICK! AND NO, I DIDN'T EAT GRASS AS A CHILD!
*Shiz students hide behind Galinda*
Frex: ELPHABA! STOP TALKING!
Elphaba: *takes off her boot and lobs it at Frex, knocking him into the orchestra pit* NO!
Nessa: Father! *looks upset* You forgot my present!
*Frex flings the silver shoes at Nessa, hitting her in the face*
Nessa: *falls out of her chair* MY EYE!
Elphaba: *walks over to her sister* You need some help?
Nessa: *now has a black eye* WHAT DO YOU THINK?
*Elphaba helps Nessa back into her chair as Madam Morrible enters*
Madam Morrible: Welcome, new vict-I-I mean students. I am Madam Morrible, the head Shiz-stress here at Shiz University. *looks around the room* Okay, who's Galinda Upland?
Galinda: *jumps up and down excitedly* OOH! OOH! ME! ME! *waves her hands around, knocking out a random Shiz student*
Madam Morrible: Ah….Miss Galinda.
*Galinda squeals excitedly and bounces up and down*
Madam Morrible: Um….yeah…*ignores Galinda and turns to Nessa and Elphaba* Oh, you must be the Governor's daughter. Miss Nessarose, is it? What a- *sees Nessa's black eye* -uh, tragically beautiful face you have.
Nessa: It was her fault. *points to Elphaba*
Madam Morrible: *sees Elphaba and screams* WHAT IN THE NAME OF OZ?
Elphaba: *picks up the silver shoes and chucks them at Nessa, hitting her in the head again* I'm Elphaba: The other daughter. *smiles sardonically* I'm beautifully tragic.
Madam Morrible: Yes….you are, aren't you. Well, I'm sure you're very bright…"
Galinda: Bright? She's phosphorescent!
Elphaba: *picks up Nessa's shoe, ready to throw it at Galinda* You wanna say that again, Blondie?
Galinda: *looks very afraid* No….. *goes back to gossiping with her friends*
*Elphaba grins and hands Nessa back her shoe*
Madam Morrible: *looks down at her clipboard* Okay, who wants to room with the freaky green girl?
Elphaba: HEY!
Boq: *randomly tells Galinda to raise her hand*
Galinda: *raises her hand* Boq, I don't see what this has to do with whether or not I'll go out with you.
Madam Morrible: Wonderful, Miss Galinda will be sharing her private suite with Miss Elphaba.
Galinda & Elphaba: WHAT?!
Galinda: *slaps Boq* NO! I will NEVER GO OUT WITH YOU!
Boq: *sighs and walks offstage* I was SO CLOSE!
Madam Morrible: And Miss Nessarose will share my personal quarters.
Nessa: EW! *whines* I don't wanna room with the fish!
Elphaba: *looks over at her sister, the back at Galinda* Oh, well. Nice knowing you.
Director: ELPHABA! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE YOUR MAGIC!
Elphaba: BUT I DON'T WANNA!
*Director takes a random guy's soda and chucks it at Elphaba's head*
Elphaba: *gets hit in the head with a Coca-Cola can* OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR? *Elphaba blasts magic at the random guy, who runs away screaming*
Madam Morrible: I'm going to teach you sorcery!
Elphaba: *is still a little dazed from being hit in the head with that guy's soda can*Why?...
Madam Morrible: Because… Because… Um…. *looks over at the Director* WHY DO I WANT TO TEACH THE GREEN GIRL SORCERY?
Director: *is seriously regretting directing this musical* BECAUSE YOU WANT HER TO BECOME THE WIZARD'S GRAND VIZIER SO YOU AND HIM CAN TAKE OVER ALL OF OZ! BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW! NOW GET ON WITH IT!
Madam Morrible: Oh. *looks over at Elphaba* How much of that did you hear?
Elphaba: WHAT? I THINK I HAVE A CONCUSSION! *falls over*
Madam Morrible: *looks down at Elphaba and pokes her with a random stick* I think we need a nurse in here! NURSE?
Nurse: *runs onstage* OKAY! WHO'S DYING?
Madam Morrible: *still poking Elphaba with a stick* THE GREEN GIRL HAS A CONCUSSION
Nurse: *screams* ON MY OZ! WHY IS SHE GREEN?
Galinda: Well, OBVIOUSLY SHE WAS BORN THAT WAY!
Morrible: *gasps dramatically* REALLY?
Director: *facepalms* GALINDA! YOU DON'T DEFEND ELPHABA! YOU HATE HER, REMEMBER?
Galinda: OH, RIGHT! *throws a shoe at Elphaba* I HATE YOU!
Director: *stares at Galinda curiously* MORRIBLE, GET ELPHABA OFFSTAGE!
Madam Morrible: OKAY! *pushes Elphaba offstage* NOW ALL OF YOU SHOO! THIS SCENE IS OVER! *shoos away the Shiz students*
Galinda: WAIT! I DIDN'T GET TO PROTEST ROOMING WITH THE GREEN GIRL!
Director: YOU DO THAT IN A DIFFERENT SCENE! REMEMBER?
Galinda: Oh. Okay! *skips away offstage*
Nessa: Wait… DOES THAT MEAN I STILL HAVE TO ROOM WITH MORRIBLE?
*random shoes fly from offstage, knocking Nessa out of her chair again*
Nessa: OW! WOULD YOU PEOPLE QUIT THROWING SHOES AT ME?
Well, should I continue? :)