Hey people! Chapter 3!
*Galinda and Elphaba are in their dorm room, writing letters home*
Elphaba: *has mysteriously healed from her concussion last chapter* HEY, BLONDIE! Can I borrow a pen? Mine broke.
Galinda: SURE! HERE! *chucks a pen at Elphaba, hitting her in the face*
Elphaba: OW! MY EYE!
Galinda: *ignores Elphaba* Hey, green girl? Can I read you my letter? Ya know, just so I make sure there's no horrendible mistakes in it?
Elphaba: Sure, knock yourself out.
*Galinda picks up a giant rubber mallet*
Elphaba: I DIDN'T MEAN IT LITERALLY!
Galinda: Oh. *throws rubber mallet into the audience*
Random audience member: MY FACE!
Galinda: ANYWAY, I'M GONNA READ MY LETTER NOW!
Elphaba: Okay. *goes back to writing her letter* YA KNOW WHAT? *stands up* I'M GONNA READ MINE TOO!
Galinda & Elphaba:
THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION OVER ROOMING HERE AT SHIZ
Elphaba: But of course, I took care of Nessa *grins evilly*
Galinda: *backs away slowly* But of course, I'll stay away from my roommate...
FOR I KNOW THAT'S HOW YOU'D WANT ME TO RESPOND,
YES,
THERE'S BEEN SOME CONFUSION FOR YOU SEE MY ROOMMATE IS-
Galinda: *looks over at Elphaba* Umm...how should I put this? Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether...quite impossible to describe...
Elphaba: *glares at Galinda* BLONDE!
Galinda: HEY!
Elphaba: Well, you could've just said GREEN!
Galinda: I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!
Elphaba: Oh.
Director: *throws a shoe at Galinda* NO! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HATE HER! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE NICE TO HER UNTIL AFTER THE DANCE!
Galinda: *squeals excitedly* OOoooh! WHAT DANCE?
Director: *slaps herself* JUST SING THE DARN SONG ALREADY!
Galinda: *grumbles* Fine...
WHAT IS THIS FEELING
SO SUDDEN AND NEW?
Elphaba:
I FELT THE MOMENT I LAID EYES ON YOU
Galinda:
MY PULSE IS RUSHING
Elphaba:
MY HEAD IS REELING
Galinda:
MY FACE IS FLUSHING!
WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
Elphaba: *raises her hand* Umm... excuse me? This isn't a Gelphie, is it?
Director: What do you mean?
Elphaba: Well, I'm just saying...this whole song sounds like it belongs in a Gelphie. I mean, come on! MY PULSE IS RUSHING? MY HEAD IS REELING? MY FACE IS FLUSHING? It sounds a lot more like-
Director: LOATHING! THE SONG'S SUPPOSED TO BE ABUT HOW MUCH YOU LOATHE YOUR ROOMMATE!
Elphaba: OH...Nevermind!
Galinda: *looks confused* What's a Gelphie?
Director: NEVERMIND WHAT A GELPHIE IS! JUST SING THE SONG!
Elphaba and Galinda: Okay, Okay!
WHAT IS THIS FEELING?
FERVID AS A FLAME
DOES IT HAVE A NAME?
YES...
Director: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Elphaba & Galinda:
LOATHING! UNADULTERATED LOATHING!
Galinda: FOR YOUR FACE
Elphaba: YOUR VOICE:
Galinda: YOUR CLOTHING, YOUR HAIR, YOUR SHOES, YOUR SKIN, YOUR VOICE, YOUR ATTITUDE, YOUR PERSONALITY, YOUR SHOES, YOUR WARDROBE, YOUR-
Elphaba: OKAY! OKAY! I GET IT! *pushes Galinda into the orchestra pit*
Director: ELPHABA! BE NICE!
Elphaba: *is confused* WAIT...I thought you said we were supposed to HATE each other?
Director: NO! wait...*flips through the script* Um, okay...I guess you have a point there...BUT I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT PUSHING GALINDA OFF THE STAGE!
Galinda: *walks back onstage eating ice cream* HEY! WHAT DID I MISS?
Elphaba: NO FAIR! WHERE'D YOU GET THE ICE CREAM?
Galinda: THE NICE ORCHESTRA GUY GAVE IT TO ME. THEY HAVE A WHOLE ICE CREAM BAR DOWN THERE!
*Elphaba jumps off the stage*
Galinda: HAHA! THERE WAS NO ICE CREAM! I BOUGHT IT IN THE LOBBY!
*Elphaba cackles and a tuba flies out of the orchestra pit and knocks Galinda off the stage*
Galinda: OW! MY FACE! I LOATHE YOU!
Elphaba: *climbs back up on the stage*
AND I WILL BE LOATHING
LOATHING YOU!
MY WHOLE LIFE LONG!
Galinda: BOO! *throws her ice cream at Elphaba, hitting her in the face*
Elphaba: AAAHHHH! *falls offstage on top of Galinda*
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