HEY EVERYBODY! Thank you sooo much for all your reviews! Free flying monkeys for all of you!
This chapter will probably be pretty long, but bear with me. I promise It'll be funny!
Oh, and free Fiyeros for anyone who reviews! :D (if you're a guy, I'll send you a Glinda)
*the stage is set*
Elphaba: *is sitting under a tree, reading a book*
Galinda: *is off somewhere hiding from Boq*
Boq: *is off somewhere stalking Galinda*
Nessa: *is off somewhere stalking Boq*
*Fiyero enters, asleep in his carriage*
Averic: *is seriously out of breath* WE'RE *gasp* HERE *gasp* PRINCE *gasp* FIYERO! *loses consciousness and falls off his bike into the orchestra pit*
*meanwhile, the carriage rolls over Elphaba, who is still reading*
Elphaba: *is now under Fiyero's carriage* OW! WHAT THE HECK? *gets up and punches Fiyero in the face*
Fiyero: AW, NOT THE FACE!
Director: NO! BAD ELPHABA! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HIT HIS HEAD WITH YOUR BOOK! NOT HIS FACE WITH YOUR FIST!
Elphaba: *scowls* WELL, HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO RUN ME OVER! *hits Fiyero over the head with her book* THERE! HAPPY?
Fiyero: OW! *glares at Elphaba*
Director: *facepalms* Yes, Elphaba. That was better. NOW GET ON WITH THE SCENE!
Galinda: *runs onstage and hides behind Elphaba* EEK! Elphie, HELP! That little munchkin Biq won't leave me alone! *grabs Elphaba by the shoulders and shakes her* HELP ME!
Boq: WAIT UP, MISS GALINDA!
Elphaba: *looks a Galinda* You're on your own. BYE! *runs away*
Boq: *catches up to Galinda* MISS GALINDA! THERE YOU ARE! I JUST WANTED TO SAY- *Galinda clamps a hand over his mouth*
Galinda- Not now, Biq. DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT IS? *looks over at Fiyero dreamily*
Boq: *blushes* You're touching me! *falls over*
Fiyero: *notices Galinda & walks over to her* Hi, I'm Prince Fiyero. *winks* Hey, do you by any chance know how to get to... *pulls out a paper and reads something off of it* Doctor Dillamond's classroom?
Galinda: *squeals* OH MY OZ, THAT'S PERFECT!
*Fiyero takes a step back, looking a little scared*
Galinda: *leans over to Fiyero* I mean, HI! I'M GALINDA UPLAND! WANNA GET MARRIED? *hugs Fiyero*
Boq: *regains consciousness and jumps in between Fiyero and Galinda* HI! I'M BOQ, Galinda's BOYFRIEND.
Galinda: EW! NO YOU'RE NOT! *pushes Boq away*
Fiyero: So...what should we do now that class is over?
Boq:*speaks slowly* You know there are more classes, right?
Fiyero: *shrugs* Personally, I could care less. You see,
THE TROUBLE WITH SCHOOLS IS
THEY ALWAYS TRY TO TEACH THE WRONG LESSON
BELIEVE ME,
I'VE BEEN KICKED OUT OF ENOUGH OF THEM TO KNOW
Boq: So, exactly HOW many schools HAVE you been kicked out of?
Galinda: *hits him over the head with her purse* LET THE SCADALACIOUS PRINCE SING, BIQ!
Boq: You hit me with your purse! *faints again*
Fiyero: *continues singing*
THEY WANT YOU TO BECOME LESS CALLOW,
LESS SHALLOW *looks over at Galinda*
BUT I SAY WHY INVITE STRESS IN?
STOP STUDYING STRIFE,
AND LEARN TO LIVE THE UNEXAMINED LIFE...
*randomly jumps onto a statue*
DANCING THROUGH LIFE
SKIMMING THE SURFACE
GLIDING WHERE TURF IS SMOOTH
LIFE'S MORE PAINLESS,
FOR THE BRAINLESS
WHY THINK TOO HARD?
WHEN IT'S SO SOOTHING
DANCING THROUGH LIFE
NO NEED TO TOUGH IT
WHEN YOU CAN SLOUGH IT OFF AS I DO
NOTHING MATTERS, BUT KNOWING NOTHING MATTERS
WHEN YOU'RE DANCING THROUGH
Fiyero: So, what's the most swankified place in town?
Random Shiz girl: THAT WOULD BE THE OZ DUST BALLROOM!
Galinda: *shoves Random Shiz girl into the orchestra pit* NO! THAT WAS MY LINE! LINE STEALER! *turns back to Fiyero, smiling sweetly* THAT WOULD BE THE OZ DUST BALLROOM!
Fiyero: Uhh...
Boq: *jumps in front of Galinda* GALINDA IS GOING TO THE DANCE WITH ME!
Galinda: EW! NO I'M NOT! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO MADE ME ROOM WITH ELPHABA! *looks thoughtful* Although...she's actually not all that bad...BUT STILL!
Boq: Actually...Morrible was the one that made you. Not me.
Galinda: OH, JUST BE QUIET!
Nessa: *is randomly wheeling around the stage*
Galinda: *pushes Boq over to Nessa* HEY, NESSA! HERE'S YOUR DATE FOR THE DANCE TONIGHT! BYE! *runs off to find Fiyero*
Nessa: *is overjoyed* HI BOQ! WANNA GET MARRIED? *hugs Boq*
Boq: *is very, VERY AFRAID. and also sort of dissapointed* But I wanna go with Glinda...
Elphaba: *is in Morrible's room, helping Nessa get ready for the Dance* So, let me get this straight. Galinda gave you Boq?
Nessa: *nods* Yeah! Sorta like a present, only not really 'cause he's alive. *looks all dark and scary* But he's MINE.
Elphaba: *is scared* Okay...You can have him. But remember, he's not a puppy. He's a person.
Nessa: *ignores Elphaba* So, where do ya think he'll sleep? I was thinking I'd buy him a bed. Oooh! And maybe a collar and a leash, too!
Elphaba: *is seriously freaked out* Okay! I'm gonna go now! *runs away very fast*
*Morrible walks into the room*
Nessa: *smiles* I got a Boyfriend!
Morrible: Oh. That's nice. I'm going to go...do...something...NOW. *runs away very fast (which is actually pretty slow, but very fast for Morrible)*
Nessa: *looks at a plant* Hey, GUESS WHAT? I got a boyfriend!
Galinda: *is getting ready for the dance*
Elphaba: *is reading a book*
Galinda: *is freaking out* ELPHIEEEEEEE! I don't have anything to wear!
Elphaba: *doesn't look up from her book* Then go naked.
Galinda: ...Okay! *begins stripping*
Elphaba: *looks up at Galinda and screams* AHH! GALINDA, I DIDN'T MEAN IT! I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
Galinda: Oh.
Elphaba: You reallydon't understand sarcasm, do you?
Galinda: *is still naked and confused* No.
Elphaba: *facepalms* PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON!
Galinda: Okay! *begins putting her clothes back on*
Elphaba: *rolls her eyes* Blonde.
Galinda: *ignores Elphaba* Sooo...Elphie. Is it alright if I call you Elphie?
Elphaba: No.
Galinda: *ignores her* Are you gonna go to the dace?
Elphaba: NO.
Galinda: *has her dress back on now* WHY NOT?
Elphaba: *goes back to reading* I don't like people. Or parties.
Galinda: *stares at her* I'm gonna give you a hat.
Elphaba: Why?...
Galinda: *pulls the witch hat out of her closet* Well, one: because that mean Director lady told me to.
*Director throws a pretzel at Galinda*
Galinda: And two: I don't like it. It's black and I NEVER wear black. But you wear it all the time! So...I figured YOU should have it! *holds it out to Elphaba*
Elphaba: *just stares at the hat*
Galinda: Well? Aren't you gonna take it?
Elphaba: Um...It's not gonna talk if I put it on my head, right?
Galinda: Umm...no... Why would it?
Elphaba: *takes hat from Galinda* It's a LONG story.
*Everybody is at the dance*
Fiyero: *is dancing with Galinda*
NOW THAT WE'VE MET ONE ANOTHER
Galinda:
IT'S CLEAR WE DESERVE EACH OTHER!
Fiyero: You're perfect.
Galinda: YOU'RE PERFECT! *squeals and hugs him*
Both: SO WE'RE PERFECT TOGETHER
BORN TO BE FOREVER
DANCING THROUGH LIFE!
Boq: *is wearing the collar that Nessa bought him* Umm...Can I take this collar off? It's getting itchy.
Nessa: *looks all dark & scary again* NO! *looks all normal again* What's in the punch?
Boq: *is very freaked out* Lemons and melons and pears.
Nessa: Oh, my!
Boq: *cowers in a corner* Please don't hurt me!
Nessa: Aw, Boq! I would never hurt you!
Boq: *tries to walk over to the punch bowl, but Nessa puts a leash on his collar* Umm...Nessa? I don't think you understand the concept of "boyfriend"
*Meanwhile, Morrible pokes Galinda with a stick*
Galinda: *stops dancing with Fiyero and looks at Morrible* Why are you poking me with a stick?
Morrible: I don't want to catch your "Perky-ness" *shudders* Anyway, I have to give you this. *chucks a training wand at Galinda*
Galinda: OH MY OZ! A TRAINING WAND! Wait...what is this for?
Morrible: I'm gonna teach you sorcery
Galinda: *is confused* Why?...
Morrible: Your roommate told me to. I don't know why. My personal theory is that you don't have what it takes *acts all British* I hope you prove me wrong *scowls* I doubt you will
*The music stops as Elphaba walks into the middle of the room carrying her hat. She puts it on and starts doing The Elphie*
Fiyero: *is laughing* Who is that?
Galinda: *looks embarrassed* That's my roommate.
Fiyero: Oh... *puts his hand on Galinda's shoulder* I am sorry for you.
*Elphaba starts doing Gangnam style*
Fiyero: *looks at Elphaba dancing* Well, she obviously doesn't care what other people think.
*Elphaba starts doing the Harlem shake*
Galinda: *stares at Elphaba* Yeah.
Director: *takes some random guy's phone and chucks in at Galinda, hitting her on the head*
Galinda: OW! WHAT THE HECK? *looks down and picks up the phone* Oooh! Android 5g! *starts to text one of her friends*
*Director takes a random guy's soda and chucks it at Galinda, hitting her on the head again*
Galinda: *drops the phone* OW! AGAIN! WHY DO YOU KEEP THROWING THINGS AT ME?!
Director: BECAUSE YOU KEEP MESSING UP THE PLAY! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO AGREE WITH FIYERO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FEEL BAD FOR ELPHABA AND START DANCING WITH HER!
Galinda: Okay, OKAY! JUST STOP YELLING AT ME!
Director: *is ready to strangle Galinda, but talks in a normal voice* Alright. Just. Go. And. Dance. With. Elphaba. *picks up a random pillow and screams into it*
Galinda: *walks over to Elphaba, who is doing the Electric slide* Mind if I cut in?
Elphaba: *looks at Galinda*
Galinda: *starts doing the twist*
Elphaba: *starts doing the Cha-cha slide
*suddenly, music starts playing again*
Galinda: *starts doing the Elphie, but actually makes it look good*
Elphaba: *follows what Galinda is doing*
*Everybody randomly starts doing the Elphie*
DANCING THROUGH LIFE!
*DJ puts on One Direction, and all the girls scream. (except for Elphaba)*
Elphaba: KILL ME NOW!
Galinda: Okay! *picks up a spork and holds it to Elphaba's neck* Wait...was that sarcasm?
Elphaba: YES! *looks over and sees Nessa trying to make Boq come back to her room with her* WHAT THE HECK?
Galinda: *looks over at Boq and Nessa* Is Boq on a leash?
Elphaba: *nods* I think we need to explain to Nessa the concept of "Boyfriend"
Galinda: Yeah, before she tries to put him in a dog carrier
Elphaba: *looks disturbed* Too late.
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