Okay, chapter 6! Read&Review please! :)


*Galinda and Elphaba are sitting on their beds in their dorm room after they rescued Boq from Nessa*

Galinda: So, do you think Boq is going to be okay?

Elphaba: I think so. He'll probably need some therapy, though. I just hope that Nessa understands the concept of a "boyfriend" now.

Galinda: *shudders* She really doesn't have much experience with guys, does she?

Elphaba: Nope.

Galinda: I can see why. *is silent for a minute* SOooo... Elphaba! That was your VERY FIRST PARTY? EVER?

Elphaba: *looks totally serious* Do funerals count?

Galinda: Huh. *stares curiosly at her* YOUR VERY FIRST PARTY! *squeals*

Elphaba: Umm...yeah. Why is this such a big deal?

Galinda: BECAUSE IT IS! *bounces up & down on her bed* Oooh! I KNOW! Let's tell secrets!

Elphaba: Let's NOT and say we did.

Galinda: *ignores Elphaba* Okay! I'll go first! *runs over to Elphaba's bed and jumps onto it, knocking Elphaba off*

Elphaba: *is now on the floor* OW. *glares at Galinda* I don't like you.

Galinda: Well, too bad 'cause now we have to like each other. *looks all serious. Then smiles like a lunatic* Okay, SECRET TIME! *takes a deep breath* Fiyero and I-are going to be-MARRIED! *squee*

Elphaba: *gets up and pushes Galinda off her bed* He's asked you already?

Galinda: *falls on the floor & smiles* Oh, he doesn't know yet!

Elphaba: ...Okay...

Galinda: *gets up and pokes Elphaba* Your turn!

Elphaba: *glares at Galinda* No. *picks up a book and begins reading*

Galinda: *takes Elphaba's book and chucks it into the orchestra pit* NO! BAD ELPHABA! *looks menacing* NOW TELL ME A SECRET!

Elphaba: *scoots away from Galinda* Oookaaay...like what?

Galinda: Um...I Dunno... *picks up Elphaba's pillow* Ooh! shiny! *sees Elphaba's green bottle and picks it up*

Elphaba: *is freaking out* GIVE THAT BACK!

Galinda: *is having fun* No!

Elphaba: *looks like she wants to murder a certain blonde* I said: GIVE IT BACK!

Galinda: *is clueless* Nope! What's the big deal about this little bottle anyway?

Elphaba: *grabs the bottle and pushes Galinda into the orchestra pit* IT WAS MY MOTHER'S! THERE, HAPPY?!

Galinda: *has her head stuck in a tuba* No... *climbs back onstage with the tuba still on her head*

Elphaba: *is cracking up*

Galinda: *still has her head stuck in a tuba* Elphie? ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME? GET THIS THING OFF OF ME!

Elphaba: *can't stop laughing* Hang on, in a minute *pulls out a smartphone and takes a picture*Okay, I'm good. Now get your blonde butt over here!

Galinda: *still inside the tuba* HEY!

Elphaba: Do you want that thing off your head or not?

Galinda: Yes. *walks over to Elphaba and starts dancing (in the tuba)*

Elphaba: Okay, just...hold still!

*pulls the tuba off Galinda* There. Better?

Galinda: I can see! *hugs Elphaba* THANK YOU ELPHIEEEE! Being inside that tuba was so scary! I thought I'd never be able to wear lipstick ever again!

Elphaba: You were stuck in a tuba and THAT'S the first thing you worry about? *chucks the tuba back into the orchestra pit*

Random musician: MY FACE!

Galinda: Yes! *is confused* Wait...was that sarcasm?

Elphaba: No...

Galinda: Okay. *stares at Elphaba for a long time*

Elphaba: What?...

Galinda: I'M GONNA GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER! YOU'RE WELCOME! *takes out a random tube of lipstick*

Elphaba: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *slaps the lipstick out of Galinda's hand and runs away*

Galinda: *runs after Elphaba and drags her back onstage* NO! BAD ELPHIE! *sits Elphaba down on her bed and hits her over the head with her training wand* WE DO NOT SLAP MY LIPSTICK! NO! *hits her over the head again*

Elphaba: I AM NOT A PUPPY! DO I NEED TO GIVE YOU THE SPEECH WE GAVE TO NESSA?

*Galinda is about to hit Elphaba over the head again with her wand*

Elphaba: *looks all dark and scary* DO THAT AGAIN AND I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF.

Galinda: Okay... *slowly put her wand on the shelf and backs away* Elphie, can't I just put some lipstick on you?

Elphaba: *glares* NO.

Galinda: Elphieeeee! Please? Pleeeeeease? PLEASE? *begins to scream like Zuri on Jessie* PLEEEEEASE?

Elphaba: *loses it* Okay! OKAY! Just stop the SCREAMING!

Galinda: *smiles* Okay! *pulls out lipstick and begins putting it on Elphaba*

POPULAR!

YOU'RE GONNA BE POPULAR!

*Elphaba is seriously regretting letting Galinda give her a makeover*

Galinda: *is * Okay! Done! Well?

Elphaba: ...

Galinda: AW, COME ON, Elphie! Pink goes good with green!

Elphaba: *looks skeptical* Really?

Galinda: *puts a pink flower in Elphaba's hair* YES! Look! *picks up a mirror & hands it to Elphaba* See? I told you! Look at you, Elphie! You're beautiful!

Elphaba: LIES! *chucks the mirror across the stage*

Galinda: Um...that's not quite the response I was expecting. *smiles* But that's okay! *puts her hand on Elphaba's shoulder* Seven little years of bad luck never hurt anyone, right?

Elphaba: Umm...yeah. I'm gonna go...now. *runs away*

Galinda: Well, YOU'RE WELCOME! *pulls a mirror out from under her pillow* Hello, gorgeous!


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