Chapter 7! Booh-ya! This is the farthest I've EVER gotten on a fic. Thank you all SO MUCH for all your reviews! Keep 'em coming! ;)
*All the Shiz students are sitting in Doctor Dillamond's classroom*
Elphaba: *walks onstage, tugging at a flower in her hair and muttering to herself* Dang flower! Why won't it come out? *bumps into Fiyero*
Fiyero: Hey, Elphaba... *looks at her strangely* Why does it look like you're trying to rip out your hair?
Elphaba: *is still trying to get the flower out of her hair* Stupid *tug* Galinda! *tug* What did she *tug* do? *tug* Super-glue it to my head?
Galinda: *overhears her roommate* YEP! EXACTLY! *goes back to gossiping*
Elphaba: I'M GONNA KILL HER! *lunges at Galinda*
Fiyero: *holds Elphaba back* Woah!...Hold on there feisty pants!
Elphaba: *struggles* Okay! OKAY! I'm calm. *Fiyero lets go, and she glares at Galinda* I'm gonna KILL HER.
Fiyero: Well, I'm sure it can wait 'till after class. *pats Elphaba on the head*
Elphaba: If this doesn't come out *points to the pink flower* I'm gonna KILL HER.
Fiyero: You already said that
Elphaba: *looks all dark and scary* WELL, I'LL KILL HER AGAIN, THEN!
Fiyero: *is scared* Oookaay then... *scoots away from Elphaba*
Doctor Dillamond: *comes in, carrying a suitcase* CLASS! CLASS! LISTEN UP!
*all the students ignore him, except for Elphaba*
Doctor Dillamond: *picks up a chair and hurls it acros the room* CLASS!
*all the students stop talking and listen*
Doctor Dillamond: *is calm now* Class, there is something very important I must tell you. You see...*someone dies from anticipation*...
Galinda: JUST GET ON WITH IT!
Doctor Dillamond: *pauses for dramatic effect* Today is my last day here at Shiz university.
Elphaba: *freaks out* WHAT?! *throws a book across the room* NO! *throws her desk across the stage* THEY CAN'T MAKE YOU LEAVE! *picks up some random student and chucks him into the orchestra pit* IF THIS IS BECAUSE YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, SO HELP ME I'LL...*looks scary and slightly deranged*
Fiyero: Elphaba, you know throwing things won't help at all, right? *pats Elphaba on the head again*
Elphaba: *pushes Fiyero offstage* YA WANNA BET?!
*two random guys appear & drag Doctor Dillamond away*
Doctor Dillamond: GOODBYE CLASS! *is still being dragged away* GOODBYE! *is finally offstage*
Elphaba: *has nervous breakdown* DOCTOR DILLAMOND! *runs around in circles frantically*
Fiyero: *climbs back onstage and whispers to Galinda* Is she gonna be okay? *Elphaba is now sitting on the floor, curled up in a ball and rocking back & forth*
Galinda: *whispers to Fiyero* Honestly?...I don't really know. *Elphaba is still curled up in a ball on the floor*
Madam Morrible: *walks into the classroom* HELLO STUDENTS! *looks down at Elphaba & whispers to Galinda* What's with the green girl?
Galinda: She had a nervous breakdown after Doctor Dillamond was fired.
Morrible: Oh. Well then. *pokes Elphaba with a stick*
*Elphaba grabs Morrible's stick and snaps it in half*
Morrible: She broke my stick!*frowns* But, since she's not unconscious I'll just leave her there. *turns to the front of the class* NOW, LET ME INTRODUCE YOUR NEW TEACHER: PROFESSOR NIKIDIK!
*a really short, annoying-looking guy in a labcoat walks onstage* GOOD MORNING CLASS, I AM YOUR NEW TEACHER! *pulls out a cage with a baby Lion in it* NOW WHO WANTS TO SEE ME EXPERIMENT ON THIS LION CUB?
Elphaba: *is mad* NO! *runs and pushes professor Nikidik into the Orchestra pit* BIOLOGICAL EXPERIMENTS ON ANIMALS ARE JUST PLAIN WRONG! *takes the Lion cub and runs away*
Fiyero: *looks at Galinda* Should I go with her?
Galinda: *nods* I don't think she's mentally stable.
*Fiyero runs off to find Elphaba*
Elphaba: *is in the middle of the forest, surrounded by a lot of cages*
Fiyero: *is out of breath* ELPHABA! *pant* WHAT IN OZ' *pant* NAME *pant* ARE YOU DOING?
Elphaba: *looks slightly psycho* I figured that since I rescued this little guy *gestures to Lion cub* that I'd just rescue all the Animals! *points to all the cages* See? I rescued this cage of Mice from the science lab, and this Tiger from taxidermy, and these Frogs from Biology, and this Bear from Clown college, and this Hippogriff from Hogwarts, and these Dogs from veterinary sciences, and this Pig from the cafeteria, and these Bees from beekeeping, and this little Monkey with wings! *flying monkey flies away*
Fiyero: *is slightly creeped out* O-kayyy Elphaba. Why don't we just bring all these Animals back where you got them from, and we can go on like nothing happened. Alright?
Elphaba: NEVER! *opens all the cages* GO ON! GO! YOU'RE FREEEEEE! FREE! *Animals stampede offstage and into the audience*
Random audience member: MY EYES!
Another random audience member: MY FACE!
Hagrid: (who just happened to be in the audience) BUCKBEAK!
Director: *has a Bear gnawing on her foot and a Bird making a nest in her hair* OOKAY! WHO'S GETTING FIRED?
Elphaba: *is sane again* I AM NOT GETTING FIRED!
*Director throws a shoe at her head & hits her on the head*
Elphaba: Okay, OW! *looks at Fiyero* You're hot. I like you *passes out*
Fiyero: Wait...WHAT? *Lion cub lunges at his head* OWWWWWW! NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!
A/N: So? how was it? Oh, and to all you people (like ThroppSister) who are mad at me for dumping person after person on top of those poor, innocent musicians: don't worry. The Wizard is paying them 900 dollars an hour and they will ALL get their revenge during intermission! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! :D