Hey people! Sorry about the delay on this chapter, but I've been SUPER busy with my new fic. Who knew managing a plot bunny adoption center would take so much work!? You all should check it out if you have time! ;) Anyway...you're probably waiting for chapter nine, so here it is! (finally)
*Elphaba has just arrived in the Emerald city. Galinda is still running after the train & has followed her all the way to the E.C.*
Elphaba: Oh my Oz! This is SO COOL! *starts freaking out* AND IT'S ALL GREEN! *starts to hyperventilate, but sees Galinda run onstage* GALINDA?! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Galinda: *looks like a wild-person* OH, ELPHIE! I just couldn't see you leave, so I DECIDED TO COME WITH YOU! *squeals & runs over and hugs Elphaba*
Elphaba: *is being strangled* GALINDA! CAN'T. BREATHE!
*Galinda lets go*
Elphaba: *composes herself* Sooo... how exactly did you GET here? *chuckles* Pull another train out of your purse?
Galinda: *looks confused and exhausted* Nooo... I ran after the train! *smiles*
Elphaba: ...WHAT?!
Galinda: I ran after the train! Didn't you hear me, silly?!
Elphaba: *is very shocked* You...RAN AFTER THE TRAIN? *Galinda nods* Glin, that's OVER TWENTY MILES! You're telling me that you RAN TWENTY MILES AFTER MY TRAIN?!
Galinda: *nods* Yeah, pretty much.
Elphaba: *stares at Galinda* Oookaaay...so now you're here, wanna come with me to see the Wizard?
Galinda: *is off in some store* Oooooh! Look, Elphie! It's so FLUFFY! *hugs some random person's jacket*
*random person smacks Galinda with her purse*
Elphaba: *facepalms* We're gonna get kicked out of here before today ends. I just know it! *goes over to Galinda, who is chasing after some random Ozian* GALINDA! LEAVE THAT POOR PERSON ALONE!
Galinda: BUT HIS SHOES ARE SO OZMAZING!
Elphaba: This is gonna be one LONG day.
Random chorus of people:
ONE LONG DAY
IN THE EMERALD CITY...
Elphaba: *looks around* Who said that?
Random chorus of people:
ONE LONG DAY
IN THE EMERALD CITYYYYYYYY...
Elphaba: GALINDA?! DO YOU HEAR PEOPLE SINGING TOO? *starts freaking out*
Random chorus of people:
ONE LONG DAY
IN THE EMERALD CITY
ONE LONG DAY
FULL OF NOTHING TO DO
EVERYWHERE
THAT YOU LOOK IN THE CITY
THERE'S SOMETHING EXQUISITE
YOU'LL WANT TO VISIT
BEFORE THE DAY'S THROUGH...
Galinda: *Looks around* Elphie? Why is everybody singing?
Elphaba: *looks slightly confused* I dunno...Maybe it's "Everybody-in-the-Emerald-City-get-up-and-randomly-break-into-song-day?"
Galinda: *pulls a calendar out of her purse and flips through it* Yup! It's today! Remember? 'Cause last year was a leap-year?
Elphaba: Oh yeah...
*Elphaba&Galinda stare at all the people singing and dancing around them*
Galinda: I feel so weird being the only ones not singing...
Elphaba: *nods*
*all the people keep on dancing*
Elphaba: *shrugs* Well, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em!
THERE ARE BUILDINGS TALL AS QUOXWOOD TREES!
Galinda: DRESS SALONS!
Elphaba: LIBRARIES!
Galinda: PALACES!
Elphaba: MUSEUMS!
Both: A HUNDRED STRONG!
THERE ARE WONDERS LIKE I'VE NEVER SEEN!
Galinda: IT'S ALL GRAND-
Elphaba: *starts hyperventilating again* AND IT'S ALL GREEN!
Both: I THINK WE'VE FOUND THE PLACE WHERE WE BELONG!
Dodger (from Oliver and Company): *randomly jumps onstage&starts singing)
WHY SHOULD I WORRY?
WHY SHOULD I CA-A-A-ARE?
IT'S JUST THE DOO-WOP-ULATION
AND I'VE GOT STREET SAVOIR FAIR...
Galinda: Elphie! LOOK! THAT LITTLE DOGGIE IS SINGING! *points at Dodger*
Elphaba: Galinda, it's rude to point.
Galinda: *runs after Dodger* HE'S SOOOOOO CUTE! I JUST WANNA HUG HIM!
Dodger: I'M OUTTA HERE! *runs offstage*
Galinda: WAIT LITTLE SINGING DOGGIE COME BACK! *runs offstage after him*
That-random-guy-who-says "the wizard will see you now": *walks onstage* THE WIZARD WILL SEE YOU NOW! *looks around* WAIT...ISN'T THERE SUPPOSED TO BE TWO OF YOU?
Elphaba: Huh? *looks around for Galinda* Hang on just one second please. *runs offstage* GALINDA! GET YOUR PERKY PINK BUTT OUT HERE!
Galinda: *is still offstage* BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE LITTLE SINGING DOGGIE WENT!
Elphaba: *drags her back onstage* WELL, TOO BAD! YOU NEED TO BE ONSTAGE! NOW!
Galinda: *is kicking and screaming* BUT I DON'T WANNA BE ONSTAGE! *pouts*
Director: *throws a shoe at Galinda*
Galinda: *is scared* OKAY! OKAY! *stops kicking and screaming* I'M ONSTAGE NOW! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Director: *scowls menacingly*
Elphaba: *whispers to Galinda* I think she wants us to finish the scene.
Galinda: *turns around and yells at the other people onstage* OKAY PEOPLE! FROM THE TOP!
Other people: OKAY!
That-random-guy-who-says "the wizard will see you now": THE WIZARD WILL SEE YOU NOW!
Everybody: DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
*lights go out*
Galinda: *screams* WHO THE HECK IS STANDING NEXT TO ME?
Elphaba: That would be me.
Galinda: Oh. HI ELPHIE!
Elphaba: *facepalms*
Director: *is losing it* CUE THE FREAKIN' SCENE CHANGE!
A/N: Hey people!
So...It's almost the end of Act 1! And I need ideas of funny things for the cast to do during intermission. Any ideas? Review or PM me! :)
(but just review anyway please)