Heyo people! Chapter 10! (read it now or forever hold your peace)
*Elphaba and Galinda arrive in the waiting room to see the Wizard*
Elphaba: Hello? We're here to see the Wizard.
Receptionist (imagine her being really REALLY annoying): *is doing her nails* Name?
Elphaba: Elphaba Thropp and Galinda Upland.
Receptionist: *is still doing her nails* Okay, take a seat over there. *waves* Buh-bye.
*Elphaba's hands begin to glow*
Galinda: *smacks Elphaba* ELPHIE! Don't blast the secretary!
Elphaba: But...
Galinda: No! *sits down on a chair* No buts! Butts are for sitting!
Elphaba: Fine... *sits down*
*5 hours later*
Receptionist: Elphaba Thropp and Glinda Upland?
Galinda: It's GAH-LINDA! *flips out*
Elphaba: THANK OZ, FINALLY! *tries to stand up, but falls over* My legs are asleep. Huh...go figure.
Galinda: *is still mad at the secretary for pronouncing her name wrong*
Elphaba: *finally manages to stand up* Come on, Galinda... *drags Galinda through the door*
Galinda: *okay...walks offstage with Elphaba, then runs back onstage and pushes the Receptionist into the Orchestra pit*
Receptionist: MY NAIL! I BROKE A NAIL!
Random Orchestra member that she landed on: YEAH, WELL SUCK IT UP! AT LEAST YOU DON'T HAVE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY THROWN ON TOP OF YOU!
*Elphaba and Galinda are now in the Wizard's office*
Elphaba: *glares at Galinda* Galinda, you shouldn't have thrown the secretary into the Orchestra pit. *slaps Galinda* Bad Galinda!
Galinda: But...
Elphaba: *slaps Galinda again* No! Butts are for sitting!
Galinda: Fine... *sits down on the floor* You know, you'd think that as rich as the Wizard is, he could afford some furniture!
Elphaba: *looks around the Wizard's office, which has NO furniture at all* Yeah...
Galinda: I wonder what he DOES spend it on...
*giant Wizard Head floats down from the ceiling*
Galinda: AAAAAUUUUHHHHHH! FORGET I ASKED! *hides behind Elphaba*
Giant Wizard Head: I AM OZ, THE GREAT AND POWERFUL!
Elphaba: Don't you mean "Great and Terrible?"
Giant Wizard Head: WELL...UM...YES... I REALLY LIKED THAT MOVIE, OKAY?
Elphaba: *shrugs*
Giant Wizard Head: A-ANYWAY...WHO DARES COME BEFORE THE WIZARD?
Elphaba: ELPHABA THROPP AND GALINDA UPLAND, YOUR WIZARD-NESS!
Galinda: *smacks Elphaba* THAT WAS MY LINE!
Elphaba: WELL, SOMEBODY HAD TO SAY IT, AND YOU WEREN'T!
Galinda: Good point...
Giant Wizard Head: *stops working* Oh, Elphaba! Sorry, it's just so hard to make out people's faces from back there! *Wizard steps out from behind Giant Wizard Head*
Wicked fans in the Audience: *throw things at the Wizard* BOOOOOOOOOO!
Wizard: WELL, SOMEBODY HAS TO PLAY THE PART!
Galinda: *whispers to Elphaba* Good point...
Wizard: Can you do magic?!
Elphaba: Yes...
Wizard: WONDERFUL!
Madam Morrible: *walks onstage carrying the Grimmerie* Good to see you again, girls.
Galinda: How many jobs do you have, Woman?!
Madam Morrible: *ignores Galinda* Elphaba, the time has come for you to prove yourself
Galinda: *interrupts Morrible* Is that...THE GRIMMERIE?!
Morrible: Yes, the ancient book of Thaumaturgy and Enchantments.
Galinda: Can I...touch it?
Morrible: No! *hands the book to Elphaba*
Galinda: AW, COME ON! HOW COME SHE CAN TOUCH IT?
Director: *chucks her clipboard at Galinda* GALINDA, SHUT UP!
Galinda: *throws her shoe at the Director* NO!
Director: *loses it and runs onstage & slaps Galinda*
Galinda: *slaps the Director*
Director: *slaps Galinda back*
Galinda: OH, IT'S ON!
*Galinda & the Director go into Catfight mode*
Elphaba: *stares at the Grimmerie* Soooo... What am I supposed to do with this?
Wizard: *ignores Galinda, who has the Director in a headlock* Umm...open it to a random page, point and see what happens?
Elphaba: Okay!
Galinda: *still has the Director in a headlock*
Director: YOU'RE ALL RUINING THE MUSICAL! STICK TO THE SCRIPT!
Galinda: NEVER!
Director: *slaps Galinda*
*Meanwhile, Elphaba found a random spell & started reading it*
Elphaba: *finishes reading the spell* Dang. Nothing happened...
Director: *starts sprouting wings* AAAAAUGHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK?! *runs offstage*
Galinda: *laughs* Elphie, DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!
Chistery: *runs onstage* AM I LATE?
Wizard, Elphaba, Galinda and Morrible: Yes.
Chistery: DANG!
Elphaba: It's okay! I'll do the spell again! *says the spell again*
Chistery: *is in pain* OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OWWW! *runs around the stage*
Elphaba: *looks concerned* Oh, poor Chistery! Is he okay?
Chistery: NO, I'M IN EXCRUCIATING PAIN!
Director: *is still offstage* SO AM I!
Elphaba: *slaps the Wizard* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT IT WAS PAINFUL?!
Director: *runs onstage&now has wings* Well, YOU COULD'VE ASKED ME! *glares at everyone*
Wizard: GREAT! NOW I HAVE A WHOLE BUNCH OF FLYING MONKEY SPIES! YIPPEE! *jumps up&down happily*
Elphaba: *finally realizes what is going on* YOU! YOU WERE THE ONE MAKING ANIMALS LOSE THE POWER TO SPEAK! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT!
Wizard: *ignores Elphaba and turns to Galinda* Wanna come and work for me?
Galinda: SURE!
Wizard: Elphaba! come to the dark side; we have cookies! *holds out a plate of cookies*
Elphaba: *slaps the cookies out of his hands* I DON'T WANT NO COOKIES! *takes the Grimmerie and runs away*
Wizard: *looks all sad* She slapped my cookies.
Morrible: *pats him on the shoulder*
Galinda: Oh, where'd Elphie go? ELPHIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! *runs offstage*
Wizard: ...I'm gonna go make more cookies!