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By the way, no Galindas (Or anyone else) were harmed in the making of this parody. (it'll make more sense once you read this chapter)
Galinda: *is running around like a chicken with its head cut off* Elphie?! WHERE ARE YOU?! *looks inside a closet* ELPHIE?! *looks under a rug* HELLOOO? ELPHIE? *finally notices the stairs to the attic* ELPHIEEEEE! *runs up the stairs&into the attic*
Elphaba: *is in the attic*
Galinda: ELPHIE! THERE YOU ARE! *hugs her* OKAY! NOW THAT I FOUND YOU, WE GOTTA GO BACK DOWNSTAIRS SO WE CAN WORK FOR THE WIZARD!
Elphaba: *is reading the Grimmerie* Galinda, I'm not going to work for the Wizard.
Galinda: *laughs* OF COURSE YOU ARE! That's why we came to the Emerald city, isn't it?
Elphaba: Yeah, well that was BEFORE he made me mutilate those poor, innocent monkeys!
*shoe flies from backstage, knocking Elphaba into the Orchestra pit*
Elphaba: *climbs out of the Orchestra pit* WHAT THE HECK?!
Madam Morrible: *is offstage* YOU STOLE MY LINE!
Elphaba: *throws a shoe back at her* WELL I'M SORRY! THIS IS A PARODY FOR OZ SAKE! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!
*Stitch runs onstage and licks Galinda, then runs away*
Galinda: EWWWWW! *wipes her face off* That was weird...
Elphaba: LIKE I SAID! IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE! *looks all psycho and slightly deranged*
Galinda: *backs away a few feet* Elphie, listen to me:
YOU CAN STILL BE WITH THE WIZARD
WHAT YOU'VE WORKED AND WAITED FOR
YOU COULD HAVE ALL YOU EVER WANTED...
Elphaba: WAIT, ALL I EVER WANTED? THE WIZARD HAS A HAPPY CHILDHOOD AND BACK THERE? LEMME AT IT!
Galinda: *smacks Elphaba* NO! THE WIZARD DOESN'T HAVE A HAPPY CHILDHOOD! I mean...HE might've had a happy childhood...BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE ONE FOR YOU!
Elphaba: *looks disappointed* Aw, COME ON!
Galinda: *pats her on the shoulder sympathetically*
Morrible: *magically appears on a balcony that wasn't even there before* CITIZENS OF OZ!
Galinda: *screams* WHAT THE HECK?! WHERE'D SHE COME FROM?!
Director: *throws a chair at Galinda* SHUT UP! YOU'RE RUINING THE BEST PART OF THE MUSICAL!
Galinda: *is scared* Okayyyy... *hides behind Elphaba*
Director: *looks all scary and deranged* NOW GET ON WITH IT!
Galinda: *whispers* Elphie...I think you should sing before the Director loses it...
*Director gets ready to throw something at them*
Elphaba: *holds her hands up* OKAY! OKAY! I'M SINGING! I'M SINGING! Geeze...nutjob...
Director: I HEARD THAT! *throws a soda can at Elphaba*
Elphaba: *dodges it* HA! MISSED ME! *Director throws another can at her& hits her on the head* OKAY, FINE! SINGING NOW!
SOMETHING HAS CHANGED WITHIN ME
SOMETHING IS NOT THE SAME
I'M THROUGH WITH PLAYING BY
THE RULES OF SOMEONE ELSE'S GAME
TOO LATE FOR SECOND GUESSING
TOO LATE TO GO BACK TO SLEEP
IT'S TIME TO TRUST MY INSTINCTS
CLOSE MY EYES, AND LEAP...
Idina Menzel: *magically appears out of nowhere* I THINK I'LL TRY DEFYING GRAVITY
IT'S TIME TO TRY DEFYING GRAVITY
AND YOU CAN''T PULL ME DOWN!
Elphaba: *freaks out* OH. MY. OZ! YOU'RE IDINA MENZEL! I AM, LIKE, YOUR BIGGEST FAN! *hugs her*
Idina Menzel: OH MY GOD YOU'RE ELPHABA! I PLAYED YOU ON BROADWAY! YOU'RE AWESOME! *hugs her*
Galinda: *is sad* Aw...where's Kristen Chenoweth?
Kristen Chenoweth: *floats in on Glinda's bubble* HERE I AM! It's good to see me, isn't it?
Galinda: YAAAY!
Idina Menzel: Aw...no fair! I didn't get a fancy intro!
Director: WILL ALL YOU PEOPLE JUST FINISH THE SONG?! *throws a random audience member at them*
Kristen Chenoweth: *whispers to Galinda* She's really strong...
Galinda: And scary...
Director: *looks ready to kill everyone*
Idina Menzel: ALRIGHT! LET'S START SINGING! *starts singing "Seasons of Love" from RENT*
Elphaba: *whispers* Wrong song...
Idina Menzel: I know. I just really like that song! And if we don't sing SOMETHING that Director is gonna kill us all!
Elphaba: Yeah, well...I don't think we can sing a RENT song. Gotta keep the rating at K+. *looks at the audience* ANY SUGGESTIONS PEOPLE?!
Random One Direction fan: WHAT MAKES YOU BEAUTIFUL!
Elphaba: EW! NO! *throws a shoe at her*
Random One Direction fan: MY FACE!
Elphaba: ANY OTHER IDEAS?!
Random Disney fanatic: HOW ABOUT LET IT GO?
Idina Menzel: Oooh! I KNOW THAT ONE!
Kristen Chenoweth: Yeah, but no one else does.
Elphaba: *looks at the Director, who looks all dark & scary* WE ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME PEOPLE! SONG IDEAS! NOW!
Random Glee fan: DON'T STOP BELIEVING!
Galinda: Oooh! I LOVE THAT SONG!
Elphaba: GOOD! START SINGING!
Galinda & Kristen Chenoweth: JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD
SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN GOIN' ANYWHERE...
Elphaba & Idina Menzel: STRANGERS
WAITING
UP AND DOWN THE BOULEVARD
THEIR SHADOWS
SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT...
Everybody: DON'T STOP BELIEVING
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING
STREETLIGHTS
PEOPLE...
DON'T STOP BELIEVING
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELING
STREETLIGHTS
PEOPLE... *Idina Menzel belts the last note*
*everybody claps because they were amazing*
Director: SOMEBODY BETTER GET IN THE LIFT BEFORE I START FIRING PEOPLE!
Kristen Chenoweth: Well...somebody's unappreciative.
Idina Menzel: Tell me about it. We were really good! *looks at the others* Somebody's got to go up in the lift!
Galinda: OOH! OOH! MEEEE! I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO UP IN THE LIFT! *looks at Elphaba* Can I?
Elphaba: Sure, but JUST THIS ONCE.
Galinda: *squeals and runs over to the lift* Ooooh thank you ELPHIE! *lift goes up and she starts singing "Defying Gravity" an octave higher*
AND NOBODY
IN ALL OF OZ
NO DIRECTOR THAT THERE IS OR WAS
IS EVER GONNA BRING
MEE!
DOWN!
Elphaba: I HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY!
Director: SOMEONE'S GETTING FIRED!
Galinda: DOWN!
*lights go out*
Galinda: ELPHIEEE! I'M SCARED UP HERE! TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON!
Director: *throws a pretzel at Galinda*
Galinda: *gets hit in the head & falls off the lift* DON'T WORRY! *gets up* I AM OKAY!
Director: Unfortunately...
Galinda: *glares at Director* I HEARD THAT!
So? How was Act 1? Ready for some intermission antics?
Don't worry: the Orchestra WILL get their revenge! *evil laughter*