Hey people!
The moment you've all been waiting for: INTERMISSION! :D
Oh, and all you guys that are wondering why Galinda is still "GAH-linda" and not Glinda, the GAH is silent" well, don't worry: She WILL be Glinda by the end of this chapter!
*As soon as the curtain goes down, everybody cheers*
Fiyero: *runs onstage* ALRIGHT! FIRST ACT IS DONE! WHO WANTS TO PARTY?!
Elphaba: Actually, I wanna sleep.
Galinda: Awwwww! You're no fun! *pushes Elphaba*
*Elphaba falls over and starts snoring*
Galinda: I DIDN'T DO IT! *looks around* IT WAS BIQ!
Boq: *runs onstage* GEEZE WOMAN! IT'S BOOOOOQ! BOOQ! COME ON, HOW HARD IS THAT FOR YOUR LITTLE BLONDE BRAIN TO COMPREHEND?!
Galinda: Excuse me? *runs over and slaps Boq*
Boq: OH IT'S ON! *Galinda slaps him again* AW, COME ON! I CAN'T HIT A GIRL!
Idina Menzel & Kristen Chenoweth: *are confused*
Idina Menzel: Who do you think will win?
Kristen Chenoweth: I got dibs on Galinda!
*Boq picks up Galinda & chucks her into the Orchestra pit*
Idina Menzel: *looks over at Kristen* HA! I win! Fork it over!
Kristen Chenoweth: *pulls $20 out of her purse* Not fair...
~Meanwhile~
*Galinda is now in the Orchestra pit*
Galinda: *lands on some random musician* Where am I? *sees all the angry musicians* I have a feeling I'm not onstage anymore...
Random musician: Hey look! It's Glinda!
Galinda: IT'S GAHH-LINDA!
Random musician: LET'S TIE HER UP AND HOLD HER HOSTAGE TO PROTEST THE MISTREATMENT OF THE PEOPLE IN THE ORCHESTRA PIT!
Other musicians: YEAH!
Galinda: Oh no...
Nat(also know as Throppsister): *is down in the Orchestra pit with the musicians* YES! FINALLY! *smiles & holds up a sign* STOP THE MISTREATMENT OF ORCHESTRA MEMBERS! YEAH!
~Meanwhile~
*Fiyero, The Ensemble, The Wizard, Idina Menzel & Kristen Chenoweth are partying*
*Nessa is off trying to get Boq into his dog carrier*
*Elphaba is asleep on the couch*
Averic: *sneaks onstage & spikes the punch*
Fiyero: YEAH! THIS PARTY IS OFF THE HOOK! *drinks the punch* WOOHOO! *drinks the punch again* WHO WANTS TO DANCE?
#1 Wicked fan: OOH! OOH! ME! MEE! *runs up to Fiyero & starts dancing*
Idina Menzel: *walks over to Fiyero* You know, Galinda's gonna be pretty mad if she sees you dancing with somebody else
Fiyero: *is drunk* WHO CARES?! I LOVE ELPHABA ANYWAY!
Elphaba: *wakes up and runs onstage* YOU DO?!
Galinda: *is still being held hostage by the musicians* I sense a disturbance in the force...
Idina Menzel: Where IS Galinda, anyway?
Elphaba: She got thrown into the Orchestra pit by Boq, remember?
Kristen Chenoweth: I hope she's okay... *looks over at the Orchestra pit, which looks all dark & scary* We should send someone down there to make sure that she's okay...
Boq: *runs over & hides behind Elphaba* SEND NESSA! SEND NESSA! PLEASE! *whispers* She's got the dog carrier.
Elphaba: *looks concerned* Oooh boy... *runs over to find Nessa* Nessa? What did we say about the dog carrier?...
Idina Menzel, Kristen Chenoweth & Boq: *are standing by the Orchestra pit*
Boq: *looks over the edge* Soooo...do ya think Galinda's okay down there?
Fiyero: *runs over to them* HEY GUYS! GUESS WHAT?! I JUST SAW THIS PANDA AND THIS WATERMELON AND THE WATERMELON WAS TALKING AND THE PANDA WAS DANCING GAGNAM STYLE AND LOOK A TRAIN! *sits down on a shoe* ALL ABOARD THE SHOE- SHOE TRAIN!
Kristen Chenoweth: *looks scared* Is he drunk?
Elphaba: *walks over pushing Nessa* Only one way to find out... *leaves Nessa & walks over to Fiyero* Heeyyyy Fiyero...
Fiyero: ELPHIE! HOP ON BOARD THE TRAIN! WE'RE GOING TO NARNIA!
Elphaba: *looks over at Kristen* Yup! He's DEFINITELY drunk.
Fiyero: ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO NARNIA! *scoots offstage on the shoe* SHOE SHOE!
Nessa: *sees Boq* BOQ! *holds up a collar* LOOK AT WHAT I GOT FOR YOU! *smiles* It's sparkly!
Boq: *looks VERY scared* Ummmmm... *pushes Nessa into the Orchestra pit*
Elphaba: *slaps Boq* BOQ! WE DIDN'T TELL HER TO RESCUE GALINDA!
Fiyero: *scoots back onstage on the shoe* ALL ABOARD THE TRAIN TO NARNIA! *scoots over to the Orchestra pit* BYE MOTHER! I'M OFF TO NARNIA! *is about to scoot into the Orchestra pit*
Elphaba: NO, FIYERO! WAIT! *grabs Fiyero*
Fiyero: *smiles* Hello gorgeous.
Elphaba: Not now Fiyero! *slaps him*
Idina Menzel: *walks over & whispers something to Elphaba*
Elphaba: *high-fives Idina* Good idea! *turns to Fiyero* HEY FIYERO! YOU WANNA GO TO NARNIA?!
Fiyero: *is still drunk* YEAH!
Elphaba: OKAY! YOU NEED TO TAKE THAT SHOE TRAIN OF YOURS DOWN TO THE ORCHESTRA PIT AND RESCUE GALINDA AND NESSA! OKAY?
Fiyero: *Salutes* AYE AYE CAPTAIN! *scoots offstage* DON'T WORRY LADIES! I'M COMINGGGGGG!
Kristen Chenoweth: Soooo...who wants to draw a mustache on Morrible?
Morrible: *is passed out drunk on the couch*
~Meanwhile~
Fiyero: *scoots into the Orchestra pit on his shoe* HEY GUYS! I'M HERE TO RESCUE GALINDA AND NESSA!
Random musician: Is he drunk?
Nat(also known as Throppsister): Only one way to find out. *walks over to Fiyero* Heeyyyy Fiyero!
Fiyero: *scoots over to a Tuba* HEY MR. TUMNUS! HAVE YOU SEEN GALINDA AND NESSA?
Nat: *looks over at Random musician* Yup! DEFINITELY drunk!
Fiyero: *picks up the Tuba* COME ON MR. TUMNUS! WE HAVE TO RESCUE GALINDA AND NESSA FROM THE GIANT PANDA BEAR!
Random musician: *looks over at Nat* Should we take him to see Glinda?
Nat: *nods* Better take him now before he does something REALLY weird.
*Fiyero is flirting with a Violin*
Nat: Nevermind...
*Random musician takes Fiyero to Glinda* (told you she'd be Glinda by the end of this chapter!)
Glinda: *is sitting on a throne made of musical instruments* Hi guys! *waves*
Random musician: WE BROUGHT YOU ANOTHER ONE, MISS GLINDA! *looks around* Wait... WHERE'S FIYERO?!
Fiyero: *scoots in on his shoe* WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!
Glinda: FIYERO! *gets up and runs over to hug him*
Fiyero: *gets up and starts doing Gangnam style* HEEEY SEXY LADY!
Glinda: *backs away* Is he drunk?
Random musician: *nods*
Glinda: Oookayy... *walks up to Fiyero & talks really slowly* Hi Fiyero! It's me: Glinda. Why are you down here in the Orchestra pit?
Fiyero: I'VE COME TO RESCUE GALINDA AND NESSA FROM THE ORCHESTRA PIT! MR. TUMNUS IS GONNA HELP ME TAKE DOWN THE GIANT PANDA! *points to the Tuba* ARE YOU WITH ME?! *passes out*
Glinda: What the HECK did he just say?
Nessa: *wheels herself in* Glinda, intermission is almost over! We'd better get back onstage!
Glinda: *turns to musicians* FELLOW MUSICIANS! I HAVE HEARD YOUR PLEAS AND YOU WILL NO LONGER BE MISTREATED BY HAVING ACTORS AND RANDOM PEOPLE THROWN ON TOP OF YOU! I WILL RETURN TO THE STAGE AND SPREAD THE WORD: MUSICIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO!
Musicians: *clap* YEAH!
Glinda: Now, I've really got to go...intermission's almost over...soo...yeah...BYE! *waves and runs back to the stage with Nessa & dragging Fiyero*
~Meanwhile~
*Everybody is in Morrible's dressing room drawing on her face*
Morrible: *is still sleeping*
Kristen Chenoweth: *takes a picture of Morrible with her phone* Sooo...when do you think Fiyero's gonna get back with Galinda and Nessa?
Elphaba: *is in her Act two dress* I hope soon! Act two is almost ready to start!
*Glinda runs through the door, dragging Fiyero by his arm*
Elphaba: GALINDA! *runs over and hugs her*
Glinda: *hugs Elphaba* It's Glinda now! *smiles*
Idina Menzel: Well, it's about time...
Elphaba: *looks down at Fiyero* What happened to him?!
Glinda: He started rambling on and on about Pandas and Narnia and he was talking to the instruments and then he passed out.
Elphaba: Oh.
Boq: *looks hopeful* Is Nessa still down there?!
Nessa: *wheels herself through the door* BOQ! I'M BAAA-AAAAAACK!
Boq: *is afraid* OH SWEET MOTHER OF OZ! *runs out the door*
Nessa: *wheels after him* Boq-ykins! WAIT FOR ME!
*Awkward silence*
Kristen Chenoweth: *holds up a permanent marker* Who wants to draw on Fiyero's face?!
Well? You like? Act two is next! Yippie! :)
Oh, and if you wanna have a cameo in one of the scenes, just let me know! ;)