Hey people! Act two! *smiles evilly* This is gonna be fun!
*Five minutes till act two*
Director: *has taken a vacation*
Glinda: *is freaking out* OKAY! WHO TOOK MY BUBBLE DRESS?! NOT FUNNY PEOPLE!
Elphaba: *is lost in the corridors under the stage* HELLO? ANYBODY? HELLO?! CAN ANYBODY HELP ME GET OUT OF HERE?! SERIOUSLY! I NEED TO BE ONSTAGE IN, LIKE...OH FOR THE LOVE OF OZ GET ME OUT OF HERE! *bangs her head on an overhang* Ow.
Morrible: *wakes up & looks in a mirror* HOLY LURLINE! *looks slightly murderous* WHO DID THIS?! NOT FUNNY! I NEED TO BE ONSTAGE IN FIVE MINUTES AND THIS IS PERMANENT MARKER!
Fiyero: *wakes up & is wearing Glinda's bubble dress* Oh man, do I have a headache. Wh-what happened? Oz...that was one heck of a party! *looks down at the dress* Umm...wait...what exactly DID happen? *is confused and hungover*
Boq: *is hiding on the roof* Nessa will NEVER find me up here!
Nessa: *climbs up onto the roof* BOQ-IKINS! WHERE ARE YOU?! *looks mentally unstable*
Boq: SWEET OZ! *jumps off the roof*
Nessa: BOQ-IKINS! COME BACK! *jumps off the roof*
Random person backstage: WHERE THE HECK IS GLINDA?!
Glinda: *runs over wearing a duck costume* HERE I AM!
Random person backstage: Okay, Glinda- *looks at Glinda's duck costume* Glinda...WHY?!
Galinda: *looks upset* I COULDN'T FIND MY DRESS, OKAY?!
Random person backstage: *facepalms* YOU DON'T NEED THE BUBBLE DRESS! YOU NEED THE ENGAGEMENT DRESS!
Glinda: Oh...I'll go change!
Random person backstage: NO TIME! *pushes Glinda onstage*
Glinda: *runs into some random Ozian* Sorry! That lady back there pushed me onstage!
Random Ozian: Well get back offstage! You're not on yet, GAlinda!
Glinda: *is mad* IT'S GLLLINDA! THE GAH IS SILENT! *runs back offstage*
Random Ozian: *looks at the other Ozians onstage* Ummm...What do we do again? *looks over at the Director's chair, which does not have a Director sitting in it* OKAY! WHERE'S THE DIRECTOR?
Other Random Ozian: *pulls out her phone* She's on vacation. She posted some pictures on Facebook. See? *hands Random Ozian her phone*
Random Ozian: *looks at the phone* AUUGGGHHH! *chucks phone across the stage* That is NOT SOMETHING you post on Facebook! *is now scarred for life*
Other Random Ozian: AW, MY PHONE!
Glinda: *runs onstage in her duck costume*FELLOW OZIANS!
AS TERRIFYING AS TERROR IS, LET US PUT ASIDE OUR PANIC FOR THIS ONE DAY:
AND CELEBRATE!
Other Ozian: BUT THAT GUY CHUCKED MY PHONE ACROSS THE STAGE!
Fiyero: *runs onstage in Glinda's bubble dress* AW DANG! I'M LATE!
Random person in the audience: YA THINK?!
Glinda: *ignores Other Random Ozian* YES, WE COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
RIGHT DEAR?
COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
Other Random Ozian: BUT MY PHONE IS PROBABLY BROKEN! AND IT WAS A SMARTPHONE TOO! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT COSTS?!
Glinda: *continues*
COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
RIGHT HERE
LOOK WHAT WE'VE GOT: A FAIRYTALE PLOT
OUR VERY OWN HAPPY ENDING!
*Other Random Ozian runs over and slaps Glinda*
Morrible: *walks onstage with clown makeup on* OKAY! WHO'S GETTING ENGAGED?!
Fiyero: *is still in Glinda's bubble dress* Wait, WHAT? *sees Morrible's face* AHHH! IT'S HIDEOUS!
Morrible: *slaps Fiyero* YOU'RE THE CROSS-DRESSER!
Fiyero: *is offended* I AM NOT! HEY, IN MY DEFENSE: I WAS DRUNK!
Morrible: SO WAS I BUT YOU'RE NOT GIVING ME ANY REPRIEVE!
Glinda: *joins the conversation* Yeah, it's 'cause you're ugly.
Morrible: *slaps Glinda and runs offstage*
Galinda: *chucks a shoe at Morrible* AND STAY OUT!
Fiyero: Now...WHO'S getting ENGAGED?
Glinda: WE ARE! *jumps up and down like London Tipton* YAY US!
Fiyero: *falls over*
Glinda: OH MY OZ FIYERO! ARE YOU OKAY?!
Fiyero: We're getting engaged?! *passes out again*
Glinda: *is WAY too excited* YES!
AND I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER!
TODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! *collapses from lack of air*
Nurse: *runs onstage* Great! Already Nessa and Boq jumped off the roof, and NOW I've got TWO actors who are unconscious! *looks out at the audience* ANYONE WANT TO STANDBY GLINDA AND FIYERO?!
Elphaba: *runs across the stage* AGHHHHHH! SPIDERS! *falls and sprains her ankle* OZ-DAMMIT!
Nurse: AND ELPHABA?!
Boq and Nessa: *are wheeled out of the theater in full-body casts*
Nurse: AND NESSA AND BOQ APPARENTLY! ANYONE?! ANYONE AT ALL?
*awkward silence*
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