Hey everybody! This is sort-of a half chapter, (so it doesn't follow the storyline of the musical) suggested by NellytheActress! YAY! :)
*All the standbys are at McDonalds getting lunch*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Okay! What does everybody want?
Ross Lynch: OOH! PANCAKES!
Throppsister: *whispers to him* They don't have pancakes here.
Ross Lynch: Aw.
NellytheActress: OOH! *pokes Wickedly Hope Pancake* We should SO TOTALLY perform for all the people here!
Tony(from Jessie): What people?
Elphaba's Girl: *turns him around to see about 200 people behind them* Um, THOSE people!
Tony: OH...
Wickedly Hope Pancake: That would be SO FUN! *looks at the other standbys* Any objections?
Others: *look around* Nope!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: THIS IS GONNA BE SO FUN! *jumps up&down* YEEEE! Wait...what song should we sing?
*others start yelling out ideas at the same time*
NellytheActress: THANK GOODNESS!
Throppsister: THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST!
Ross Lynch: DANCING THROUGH LIFE!
Elphaba's Girl: DEFYING GRAVITY!
Tony: LET IT GO!
*everybody turns and stares at him*
Tony: WHAT?! I really liked that movie...
NellytheActress: *pats him on the shoulder* Yeah, we all did. But "We" *motions to the other standbys* were talking about WICKED songs.
Tony: Oh...
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Alrighty! How about we sing "For Good"? *looks over at Throppsister, Tony, Ross Lynch and Amy Duncan* And "Dancing Through Life"? *others nod in approval*
Elphaba's Girl: Wait..."For Good" is a duet. Not a trio. *looks over at Wickedly Hope Pancake* No offense.
Wickedly Hope Pancake: No prob! How about we flip a coin? Winner gets to sing the duet, loser sings "Popular"?
Elphaba's Girl: Deal! *shakes on it* I CALL HEADS!
(at this point I actually DID go around looking for a quarter to flip. What? I had to be fair...)
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *pulls out a coin & tosses it* Tails! I win!
Elphaba's Girl: *is disappointed* Fine. *walks over to NellytheActress* Wanna sing "Popular"?
NellytheActress: YES!
Elphaba's Girl: *walks back over to Wickedly Hope Pancake* There. Now that that's settled, we can BOTH sing "For Good."
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Well...I guess that works out...
TheWickedrae: *runs onstage in full Elphaba drag* WAIT! I WANNA SING TOO!
Amy Duncan(Good luck Charlie): GOOD GRIEF! HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *ignores Amy Duncan* Okay...Any preferences?
TheWicekrae: Ooh! "NO GOOD DEED!"
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Okay! You can sing that!
TheWickedrae: YAY!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *stands up on a table* ALRIGHT EVERYBODY! LET'S SING SOME WICKED SONGS!
Elphaba's Girl: *looks up at Wickedly Hope Pancake* Umm...WHY are you standing on a table?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *jumps off the table* I thought it would get everybody's attention.
NellytheActress: I think you did a pretty good job of that with the whole Elphaba thing... *motions to the three Elphies* I mean...come on! There's THREE of you! Who WOULDN'T notice you?!
TheWickedrae: Well, we all wanted to play Elphaba...
NellytheActress: *shrugs & goes back to eating a happy meal*
Elphaba's Girl: What song should we start with?
NellytheActress: OOH! "POPULAR"! *pulls out a makeup kit*
The Three Elphabas(like the tree musketeers. lol): Oh no...
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Who are we gonna make do the song with her?
Elphaba's Girl and TheWickedrae: *look at Wickedly Hope pancake*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *looks scared* oh no...
*NellytheActress is singing "Popular" and giving Wickedly Hope Pancake a makeover*
NellytheActress: POPULAR!
YOU'RE GONNA BE POPULAR!
YOU'LL HANG WITH THE RIGHT COHORTS!
YOU'LL BE GOOD AT SPORTS!
KNOW THE SLANG YOU'VE GOT TO KNOW!
SO LET'S START!
CAUSE YOU'VE GOT AN AWFULLY LONG WAY TO GO...
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *is mad* I never agreed to this. *NellytheActress pulls out some lipstick* AAAAAHHH! SOMEBODY'S GONNA PAY FOR THIS!
*Elphaba's Girl and TheWickedrae are filming her with their cell phones*
NellytheActress: Hold STILL! *is trying to get makeup onto Wickedly Hope Pancake* Seriously! Elphaba never protested this much!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *takes lipstick and chucks it out the window* Well, if you hadn't noticed...I DON'T DO MAKEUP!
NellytheActress: Aw. My lipstick!
TheWickedrae: Hey, can I sing my song now?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *glares* Sure! Knock yourself out!
Wickedrae: YAAAY! *pulls out the Grimmerie and starts chanting*
ELEKA NAHMEN ATUM ATUM ELEKA NAHMEN!
ELEKA NAHMEN ATUM ATUM ELEKA NAHMEN!
*random guy turns into a scarecrow*
Random Guy: AUGHH! MY FACE! *runs away screaming*
TheWickedrae: Oh my Oz I am SO SORRY! HERE! *chucks a Happy meal at him* HAVE A HAPPY MEAL!
Random guy: *gets hit in the head*
NellytheActress: LAST ONE TO TO THE PLAYPLACE IS A MUNCHKIN! *climbs into the tunnel*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: OOH! WAIT FORM ME! *runs after NellytheActress*
Ross Lynch: *is talking to the manager* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE PANCAKES?!
Throppsister: Ooookayyy... Can I sing now? *looks around* Just me? Okay then... *starts singing "The Wicked Witch of the East*
Other Random guy: *claps* YOU GO GIRL! *throws money at her*
*BACK AT THE GERSHWIN*
Director: *is in Vegas*
Nurse: *is eating a pretzel*
*the rest of the cast arrive back from the hospital*
Glinda: HI PEOPLE! I'M BACK! *runs onstage and falls over*
Elphaba: *walks onstage with crutches* Yeah...she's still a little tipsy. *whispers to the director* She has a concussion.
Glinda: *is talking to her shoe* I HEARD THAT! AND I DO NOT! *goes back to talking to her shoe*
Fiyero: *runs onstage* AUGGGHH! THE PURPLE ELEPHANTS ARE COMING!
Nurse: *looks over at Elphaba* Lemme guess: concussion?
Elphaba: *cackles* What gave it away?
Nessa: *runs onstage wearing her jeweled shoes* Boq? WHERE ARE YOU?!
Boq: *is still in his body cast* Aw SHIZ!
NEXT CHAPTER IS THE GOVERNOR'S MANSION SCENE! YAAAAY!
(and all you guys who were in this chapter, what do ya think? Did I get your characters right?)
Review & get a Fiyero! (and no, I don't mean Ross Lynch. I mean Fiyero.) ;)