Hey people! Sorry for the delayed update...Pretty Funny has kept me pretty busy, AND I've had this MAJOR case of writer's block. AAAnyway...without further adue, Chapter 16! :D
*All cast & standbys are standing onstage*
Steven Schwartz: *walks onstage* OKAY PEOPLE! LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!
NellytheActress: *raises her hand* Excuse me? Where's the Director?
TheWickedRae: *whispers to her* I think you mean the theater nurse...
NellytheActress: No...I mean the Director. Where'd she go, anyway?!
Steven Schwartz: *looks down at his clipboard* Says here that she ran away to join the circus.
Throppsister: *raises her hand* What about the nurse?
Steven Schwartz: *looks down at clipboard again* She was carted off to the hospital's mental ward.
Fiyero: Heh. That's ironic.
Steven Schwartz: *looks suspiciously at Fiyero, Boq, Glinda, NellytheActress, TheWickedRae, Wickedly Hope Pancake and Elphaba*
Fiyero, Boq, Glinda, Wickedly Hope Pancake, NellytheActress, TheWickedRae, Wickedly Hope Pancake and Elphaba: WHAT?!
Steven Schwartz: I'm watching you... *looks at them creepily* Aaaanyway...let's get going!
Tony: Ooh! Where are we going?
Elphaba's Girl: *raises her hand* Umm... can we get rid of them? *looks over at Tony, Ross Lynch and Amy Duncan* They're sort of annoying...
Tony: Hey!
Amy Duncan: I AM NOT LEAVING THIS STAGE UNTIL I GET MY BROADWAY DEBUT!
Morrible: *runs onstage and pushes her into the Orchestra pit*
Orchestra members: *throw her back onstage*
Steven Schwartz: *looks at all the people onstage* Okay, all Disney stars get off the stage!
TheWickedRae: YES! FINALLY! *says a random spell from the Grimmerie and makes them all disappear*
Steven Schwartz: *is slightly scared* How'd she do that?
Elphaba: *shrugs* It's a parody. Anything can happen. *looks all scary* ANYTHING.
Steven Schwartz: Okaaaay... *looks down at his clipboard* GOVERNOR'S MANSION SCENE! ANYONE WHO'S NOT IN THIS SCENE, GET OF THE STAGE!
*Fiyero, Morrible, Galinda, NellytheActress and Chistery run offstage*
Steven Schwartz: ACTION!
Elphaba, Elphaba's Girl, Wickedly Hope Pancake and TheWickedRae all crowd into the wardrobe*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!
Elphaba: YEAH, WELL AT LEAST YOU AREN'T CLAUSTROPHOBIC!
TheWickedRae: NESSA HAD BETTER HURRY UP AND SAY HER LINES!
Throppsister: *looks around* Where the heck is Nessa?!
Nessa: *runs after Boq offstage* COME BACK MY LITTLE BOQ-IKINS!
Throppsister: *looks slightly freaked out* Oookay...
Elphaba's Girl: SOMEONE SAY NESSA'S LINES ALREADY! I CAN'T BREATHE!
Throppsister: IV'EASKEDYOUTOCALLMENESSAROSE,REMEMBER? *screams offstage* BOQ!
Elphaba, Elphaba's Girl, Wickedly Hope Pancake and TheWickedRa: *fall out of the Wardrobe*
Elphaba: *is crushed under her three standbys* Well...it seem the beautiful get more beautiful, while... OH FOR THE LOVE OF OZ WHO'S FOOT IS IN MY FACE?!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Oops! Sorry!
Elphaba: *gets up* Why do I have THREE standbys?
Steven Schwartz: ELPHABA, IT DOESN'T MATTER! JUST SAY YOUR LINES!
Elphaba: FINE! *turns to Throppsister* YOU GOTTA HELP ME DEFY THE WIZARD!
Throppsister: Those aren't your lines...
Elphaba: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Throppsister: But-
Elphaba: IT DOESN'T MATTER!
Throppsister: Okay, Okay! *looks over at Steven Schwartz* DO I SHRINK BOQ'S HEART NOW?
Steven Schwartz: FIRST YOU GOTTA SING "WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST"
Throppsister: OKAY!
ALL OF MY LIFE I DEPENDED ON YOU!
HOW DO YOU THINK THAT FEELS?
ALL OF MY LIFE I DEPENDED ON YOU
AND THIS HIDIOUS CHAIR WITH WHEELS!
SCROUNGING FOR SCRAPS OF PITY TO PICK UP
AND LONGING
TO KICK UP MY HEELS
TheWickedRae: *grabs the Grimmerie and runs over to Throppsister* HIYA NAT! I'M GONNA ENCHANT YOUR SHOES NOW!
Throppsister: Sweet! Okay, go for it!
Elphaba: *takes the Grimmerie from TheWickedRae* NO! THIS IS MY LINE!
TheWickedRae: *takes the Grimmerie back from Elphaba* NO! I WANNA SAY IT!
Throppsister: *gets up from her chair* Umm...guys? You do know that I can just get up, right?
*Elphaba and TheWickedRae go all catfight mode*
Throppsister: *stands up and yells offstage* BOQ! GET YOU BUTT OUT HERE! I CAN WALK NOW AND I NEED TO SHRINK YOUR HEART!
Boq: *runs onstage and hides behind Throppsister* OKAY! OKAY! DO IT QUICK BEFORE NESSA SEES ME...
NellytheActress: *runs onstage* WAIT! WAITTT! I WANNA SHRINK BIQ'S HEART!
Boq: OH FOR OZ' SAKE! IT'S BOOOOQ! BOOOQQQQ! HOW HARD IS THST TO REMEMBER?!
Elphaba: WHAT THE HECK IS THE GLINDA STANDBY DOING ONSTAGE?!
Steven Schwartz: NellytheActress! Get off the stage!
NellytheActress: NO! I WANNA SHRINK A MUNCHKIN HEART, AND I'M GONNA DO IT!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: OOH! OOH! I WANNA SHRINK HIS HEART TOO!
Boq: Um...I'm scared... *hides behind Elphaba*
NellytheActress: I WANNA SHRINK HIS HEART!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: SO DO I!
Nurse: *randomly runs onstage* HELP! HELP! THE ALIENS HAVE TAKEN OVER NEW YORK!
Elphaba's Girl: Oh look! There's the nurse!
TheWickedRae: *whispers* She doesn't look mentally stable...
*nurse is wearing a tinfoil hat and talking to Nessa's chair*
Steven Schwartz: *is talking to the security staff* ...I still don't know how she got back in here...
NellytheActress: I WANNA SHRINK HIS HEART!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *throws a cookie at NellytheActress* I WANNA SHRINK HIS HEART!
NellytheActress: NO! I WANNA SHRINK HIS HEART! *chucks her shoe at Wickedly Hope Pancake but misses and hits Boq*
Boq: OW! WHAT THE HECK?!
NellytheActress: SORRY BIQ! *grabs the Grimmerie from Elphaba* NOW GET BACK HERE SO I CAN SHRINK YOUR HEART!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: NO! GET BACK HERE! *grabs the Grimmerie*
NellytheActress: NEVER! *chucks Wickedly Hope Pancake at Steven Schwartz*
Steven Schwartz: MY FACE!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: SORRY!
Steven Schwartz: *throws her back onstage*
Nurse: *grabs NellytheActress* HELP! HELP! TELL GRANDPA THE PURPLE ENCHILADAS ARE FROZEN AND ZEBRAS ARE HORRIBLE AT MATH!
NellytheActress: *slaps the nuse*
Nurse: GET YO PAWS OFF ME EASTER BUNNY!
NellytheActress: *throws the Nurse into the Garbage can*
Steven Schwartz: Oookay...this has been...interesting...But...I gotta...go somewhere...
Elphaba, Galinda, Fiyero, Nessa, Boq, Chistery, Morrible, TheWickedRae, Elphaba's Girl, Wickedly Hope Pancake, Throppsister and NellytheActress: *surround Steven Schwartz*
Elphaba: You're not going anywhere.
Steven Schwartz: *is scared*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: WAIT! I GOTTA TURN BOQ INTO THE TIN MAN! *grabs the Grimmerie from Elphaba*
VIVAHLOS VIVAHLOS MENO NON CORDO MENO
VIVAHLOS VIVAHLOS MENO NON CORDO
Steven Schwartz: *turns into the tin man*
Throppsister: Ooooh! You're in trouble now!
Steven Schwartz: *looks REALLY mad*
NellytheActress: *whispers* Hope...You better run...
Wickedly Hope Pancake: YOU CAN'T TAKE ME ALIVE! *jumps into the Orchestra pit*
Steven Schwartz: I QUIT!
Director: *flies onstage wearing a Hawaiian shirt* CUE THE SCENE CHANGE!
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