Director: *is sitting in her director's chair*
Doglover645 and Throppsister: *are still trying to shrink Boq's heart*
Nessa: *thinks her standbys are cute*
Elphaba: *is at Red Robin with her Standbys*
Fiyero: *is dancing ballet*
NellytheActress: *is fighting with Glinda about the proper way to Galindafiy Elphaba*
Steven Schwartz: *is still a scarecrow*
Director: *pulls out a random megaphone* OKAY PEOPLE! NEXT SCENE! GO!
NellytheActress: WE CAN'T DO THE SCENE WITHOUT ELPHABA!
Elphaba: *walks onstage eating a cheeseburger* Hey people! I'm back!
*Elphaba's standbys run onstage*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *is dragging a huge bag filled with french fries* WE'RE BACK TOO!
Doglover645: Umm...what's with the giant bag of french fries?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Well...you know how Red Robin has "bottomless" french fries?
NellytheActress: They do?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: They do. *opens up her giant bag of french fries* SOOOOooo...I took TheWickedRae's bag and I kept dumping my french fries in there!
TheWickedRae: HEY!
Doglover645: And they kept giving you MORE?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Well, DUH! They did say that the french fries were BOTTOMLESS! If they didn't give me more then it would be FALSE ADVERTISING!
Throppsister: Can I have some?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: NO!
Director: *chucks a pretzel at Wickedly Hope Pancake* GET YOUR FRENCH FRIES OFF THE STAGE AND GET MOVING!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *drags her gigantic sack of French fries offstage* FINE!
Director: AND ALL THE REST OF YOU STANDBYS GET OFF THE STAGE!
Standbys: AAAAAAWWWW! WHYYYY?
Doglover645 and Throppsister: WE DIDN'T EVEN GET TO SHRINK BOQ'S HEART YET!
NellytheActress: Get over it. I didn't get to shrink his heart either!
Director: JUST GET OFF THE STAGE! *gets ready to throw something*
*Standbys all run offstage*
Director: THANK YOU!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: YOU'RE WELCOME!
Director: *facepalms* ALRIGHT NOW THE ACTUAL CAST GET OUT HERE!
Elphaba: *walks onstage still eating her cheeseburger*
Fiyero: *walks onstage in a tutu*
Nessa: *walks onstage wearing her jeweled shoes *
NellytheActress: *walks onstage*
Director: NELLYTHEACTRESS, GET OFF THE STAGE! WHERE'S GLINDA?!
NellytheActress: I AM GLINDA!
Elphaba: *looks over at the Director: Umm...she looks like she can sing...I VOTE WE KEEP HER!
NellytheActress: YAY! *smiles*
Director: NO! SHE ISN'T GLINDA! WHERE'S THE ACTUAL GLINDA THAT I CAST FOR THE ROLE?
Fiyero: Wait...does that mean that I'm engaged to HER now?
Director: OH FOR PETE'S SAKE! WHERE'S GLINDA?!
Fiyero: WE DON'T KNOW JUST STOP YELLING!
Director: ONE OF YOU STANDBYS GET OUT HERE! NOW!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *walks onstage eating french fries*
Director: *looks over at the Sound Guy* That was fast.
Wickedly Hope Pancake: OKAY SO WHAT SO I DO?
Director: *tosses her a flashlight* Go find Glinda!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: OKAY! *runs offstage* YAAAAAY!
Director: *looks over at the actual cast(and NellytheActress)* OKAY! NEXT SCENE! GO!
Elphaba: *looks around* This is the scene where Fiyero and I run away together, right?
Director: *facepalms*
NellytheActress: FIYERO HAVE YOU MISPLACED YOUR MIND?! *runs over and slaps Fiyero*
Fiyero: OZ, WOMAN! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!
NellytheActress: *giggles* I just REALLY wanted to say that line.
Fiyero: *glares*
Elphaba: FIYERO LET'S RUN AWAY TOGETHER!
Fiyero: OKAY!
Fiyero & Elphaba: *skip offstage* WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL WIZARD OF OZ!
Elphaba: *is offstage now* WAIT...THE WIZARD ISN'T WONDERFUL! HE'S A LYING, NO-GOOD JERK! HE KILLED DOCTOR DILLAMOND! *slaps Fiyero*
Fiyero: WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP SLAPPING ME?!
Random Goat: *walks onstage* BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Elphaba: DOCTOR DILLAMOND! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs away*
Fiyero: ELPHABA, WAIT FOR ME! *runs away after her*
Doctor Dillamond: *runs onstage* AM I LATE?
Everyone: YES!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *runs onstage* HEY PEOPLE! I FOUND GLINDA!
Glinda: *runs onstage* WHERE'S FIYERO?!
NellytheActress: *is filing her nails* He left. With Elphaba. You're welcome.
Director: NELLYTHEACTRESS!
Glinda: FIYERO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *Has a nervous breakdown*
Director: Oh, GOOD JOB! YOU BROKE GLINDA!
NellytheActress: All part of my plan... *grins evilly and starts singing I'm Not That Girl*
THERE'S A GIRL I KNOW
HE LOVES HER SO...
I'M NOT THAT GIRL...
Director: *throws a shoe at her* YOU BROKE GLINDA!
NellytheActress: *throws a standby at the Director* I AM GLINDA!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *is backstage* OKAY! WHO ATE MY FRENCH FRIES?!