Hey people! Here's the next chapter!
BTW, a special thanks to Doglover645, TheWickedRae, NellytheActress, and everyone else for all your reviews! Thanks!
Now, without further adue, let the parody BEGIN!
Fiyero: *runs onstage* ELPHABA? ELPHABA? WHERE ARE YOU?!
Elphaba: *is curled up in a corner having a nervous breakdown*
Fiyero: ELPHABA! *runs over to her* THANK OZ I-…Are you okay?
Elphaba: *is curled up in the fetal position* DO I LOOK OKAY TO YOU?
Fiyero:…Is that a rhetorical question?
Director: *facepalms* FIYERO, THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE ROMANTIC SCENE! SO GET ROMANTIC!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *runs onstage and slaps Elphaba*
Elphaba: OW! WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT FOR?
Wickedly Hope Pancake: YOU HEARD THE DIRECTOR! THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE ROMANTIC! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING? SITTING ON THE GROUND IN THE FETAL POSITION!
Elphaba: WELL EXCUSE ME, I JUST OUND OUT THAT DOCTOR DILLAMOND LOST THE ABILITY TO SPEAK! I PROBABLY HAVE PTSD OR SOMETHING!
NellytheActress: *runs onstage in Glinda's costume singing "For Good"*
Director: *flies onstage and slaps her* YOU BROKE GLINDA!
NellytheActress: Correction: I AM Glinda!
Glinda: *runs onstage wearing Elphaba's Shiz Dress and Nessa's jewled shoes* NO, I'M GLINDA! DON'T LISTEN TO HER!
Hope Pancake: *hides behind Fiyero* Oooooooh! This is gonna get REALLY ugly, REALLY fast!
Elphaba: Glinda, is that my dress?!
Glinda: *points to NellytheActress* SHE STOLE ALL MY CLOTHES! AND MY SHOES! *points to her bunny slippers, which NellytheActress is wearing* THOSE ARE MINE!
NellytheActress: No, they're MINE. Because I'M GLINDA!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *is still hiding behind Fiyero* FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Glinda: *pulls out Elphaba's broomstick*
Elphaba: GLINDA! MY BROOM TOO?! SERIOIUSLY?
NellytheActress: *pulls out BOTH of Glinda's wands*
Glinda: *whines* Awww! NOT fair!
*all the standbys (and Steven Schwartz, who is STILL a scarecrow by the way…) run onstage*
TheWickedRae: OOOH! SWEET! A GLINDA SMACKDOWN!
Elphaba'sGirl: I got dibs on Nelly!
Throppsister: I'll take a piece of that action. *pulls out 20 bucks*
Steven Schwartz: *glares at Elphaba* I am STILL A SCARECROW!
Elphaba: *throws the Grimmerie at his head* WELL EXCUSE ME! I AM STILL HAVING A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN HERE! *resumes the fetal position* WILL ALL OF YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE?
Glinda and NellytheActress: *are fighting to the death(but not really cause nobody dies in this fic.)*
Fiyero: *is confused* Umm…am I supposed to be singing to her or something?
Random guy backstage: *turns on the fog machine*
Glinda and NellytheActress: *are still fighting*
Director: *is filming the whole thing with her Iphone*
TheWickedRae: COME ON GLINDA! TAKE HER DOWN!
Throppsister: COME ON NELLY! YOU CAN TAKE HER!
Nessa: *crawls onstage* OKAY! WHO TOOK MY SHOES?
Elphaba: *stands up* YOU KNOW, IT'S REALLY HARD TO HAVE A NERVOUS BREAKDOWN WITH ALL YOU PEOPLE YELLING!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: YOU'RE YELLING TOO!
Elphaba: YEAH…WELL…Is it just me, or is it getting awfully foggy in here?
*fog machine keeps on making more and more fog*
Fiyero: *screams like a girl* I CAN'T SEE MY HANDS!
Elphaba: *pats him on the head* Don't worry, Yero. They're still there.
Fiyero: Oh. Okay!
Director: *facepalms* I AM SERIOUSLY REGRETTING COMING BACK HERE AND DIRECTING YOU PEOPLE AGAIN!
Nurse: *runs onstage into the massive fog cloud* Oooooh! Am I in NARNIA?
NellytheActress: *slaps her*
Nurse: *slaps her back*
Glinda: *is hiding behind Wickedly Hope Pancake* Umm…Nelly? I'm over here.
NellytheActress: I know. I just felt like slapping the nurse.
Nurse: *is doing Gagnam style*
NellytheActress: *slaps her again*
Nurse: *falls off the stage*
Director: OH FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS GOOD, WILL YOU PEOPLE GET OFF THE STAGE?! HALF OF YOU AREN'T EVEN IN THE PRODUCTION!
Standbys: Offensive…
Director: *yells words not suitable for * WILL YOU !# #T^$*^^!? #*:! STANDBYS GET OFF THE STAGE?!
Everyone but NellytheActress: *runs offstage*
Director: NELLY, GET OFF THE STAGE!
NellytheActress: NEVER! *stomps foot* NOT UNTIL YOU ADMIT THAT I'M THE REAL GLINDA!
Glinda: *throws a shoe at Nelly's head*
NellytheActress: *pushes Glinda into the Orchestra pit*
Throppsister: *walks onstage* I though we weren't pushing people into the orchestra pit anymore!? Remember? Orchestra person revolt?
Director: *throws a her shoes at Nelly and Throppsister* NELLY, YOU ARE NOT GLINDA AND YOU SHOULDN'T PUSH PEOPLE INTO THE ORCHESTRA PIT! NOW BOTH OF YOU GETT OFF THE STAGE!
Throppsister: Okay, okay! *runs offstage*
NellytheActress: *glares at the director* NOW I'M MAD. *pulls out a pair of scissors* And you DON'T want to see me mad... *chases after the Director with her scissors*
Director: *screams and runs for her life*
Elphaba: *walks onstage with Fiyero* OKAY! I'M READY TO SING NOW! *looks all happy*
Throppsister: *turns to Fiyero* Fiyero! How'd you get Elphaba so happy?
Fiyero: I gave her Red Bull!
Throppsister: Oookaaay… *backs away slowly*
Elphaba: *is all hyped up on Red Bull* HEY GUYS! I'M READY TO SING NOW AND ISN'T IT A BEAUTIFUL DAY AND FIYERO IS SO HOT AND RED BULL IS REALLY REALLY REALLY GOOD! HEY LOOK, A FOG MACHINE! *runs offstage*
Wickedly Hope Pancake, TheWickedRae and Elphaba'sGirl: *run onstage* ELPHABA'S STANDBY'S AT YOUR SERVICE!
Director: *is still running for her life*
Steven Schwartz: I AM STILL A SCARECROW PEOPLE!
Fiyero: *pats him on the back* Don't worry, you get used to it after a while.
.*Elphaba'sGirl, TheWickedRae and Wickedly Hope Pancake start singing*
AS LONG AS YOU'RE MIIIIIINE!
Elphaba: Umm…I THINK I BROKE THE FOG MACHINE!