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Elphaba: *still backstage* I CAN'T FIND NESSA!
Director: *throws an anvil at the people backstage* HEY! DROP THE HOUSE!
*people backstage drop the house on top of Morrible (who just happens to be walking onstage at that very moment)*
Director: NOT ON HER, DIPSTICKS! *runs onstage and slaps them all*
Chanty420: *opens the door and walks out of the house* What the heck? I was just in my bedroom…
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *runs onstage* WELCOME TO WICKED!
NellytheActress: *walks onstage followed by Elphaba's Girl, TheWickedRae, Doglover645 and Throppsister* Oh. HEY CHANTY!
Chanty420: Wait…did I just… *turns around and sees Morrible's feet sticking out from under the house* Oh, nevermind. It's just Morrible.
Morrible: *still under the house* YOU KNOW I'M STILL ALIVE, RIGHT?
Elphaba: *runs onstage* I CAN'T FIND NESSA! *sees the house* What the…?
Glinda: *runs onstage screaming*
Elphaba: *looks over at her* What?
Glinda: THERE'S A TIGER BACKSTAGE!
NellytheActress: STEVEN! *runs backstage*
Chanty420: …Who's Steven?
Elphaba's Girl: The Director's tiger who Nelly stole and apparently is keeping backstage.
Chanty420: Oh…
Glinda: Wait! I forgot my mirror! *runs backstage*
TheWickedRae: Seriously? There's a TIGER back there and she just runs back there to get a stinkin' mirror?!
Elphaba: Well, this is Glinda we're talking about…
Nessa: *walks onstage* Hey guys! What did I miss?
*Everyone stares at her*
Nessa: WHAT?
Elphaba's Girl: You don't know how lucky you just were. *points to Morrible under the house*
Nessa: *gasps* Oh my Oz!
Elphaba: *nods* She deserved it.
*Everyone nods*
Glinda: *screams from backstage*
TheWickedRae: …What do you think is happening?
*screaming continues*
Elphaba: Shouldn't somebody go back there and check?...
Glinda: *runs onstage*
Elphaba: Nevermind.
Glinda: NELLY DYED MY HAIR GREEN! *cries*
Elphaba: *looks offended* Deal with it! At least your SKIN isn't Green!
NellytheActress: *watching from backstage with Steven the tiger* Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Nessa: WAIT! You two can't fight! It says right here in the script that- *Elphaba pushes her into the Orchestra pit*
Throppsister: *fires up her taser* Ookay! It's going DOWN!
*Elphaba and Glinda start fighting*
Doglover645: *throws a chair at them*
Elphaba: *gets hit in the face with a chair* What the HECK?!
Throppsister: *threatens them with her taser* You two need to stop chucking people into the Orchestra pit! *looks over at Doglover645* Am I right?
Doglover645: Umm…I just wanted to throw something…
Elphaba: *turns to Glinda* Noo…she has a point…WE shouldn't be fighting… *looks over at Nelly*
NellytheActress: *looks over her shoulder* Oh…Hi guys…
Glinda: *glares at her*
NellytheActress: ...STEVEN, ATTACK!
Steven the tiger: *rolls over and goes to sleep*
Glinda: HA! *laughs*
NellytheActress: *glares at her*
TheWickedRae: WAIT! *pulls out a bucket of green paint and throws it on Nelly* Okay! NOW you can fight!
NellytheActress: WHAT THE HECK?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
TheWickedRae: Well…if you were gonna fight Glinda, you have to look the part! You're welcome!
NellytheActress: *looks REALLY mad*
TheWickedRae: What? Did I do something wrong? *looks back at the others*
Elphaba: *holds up her hands* Don't look at me!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: You're on your own!
Chanty420: I suggest you start running.
TheWickedRae: *looks around* ...TO NARNIA! *jumps into the Orchestra Pit*
Throppsister: …Did she just?!
Elphaba's Girl: *pats her on the shoulder*
NellytheActress: *is green now, apparently* Well…I'm gonna…go now… *runs away*
Director: *is locked in the supply closet having a nervous breakdown*
Steven the Tiger: *wakes up*
Wickedly Hope Pancake: Oh Shiz…
Elphaba: Just…stay…CALM. Calm.
Steven the tiger: *walks toward them*
Throppsister: *screams*
Elphaba: CALM, Throppsister! We have to remain CALM! *freaking out*
Throppsister: *slaps her*
Elphaba: I needed that.
Throppsister: *slaps her again*
Elphaba: …I needed that.
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *slaps her*
Elphaba: *looks dark&scary* You're pushing your luck, HOPE!
Wickedly Hope Pancake: *backs away slowly
TheWickedRae: *climbs out of the orchestra pit* Hey guys! Guess who I found down there!?
*TheWickedRae climbs onstage, followed BY…*
*hides behind a giant flying ferret* Heh heh...review? Please don't kill me!