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Chapter Three: Me, Yuuko, and Confessions

"We're declaring a Summoned Being War on Class D," stated Yuuji Sakamoto in front of the whole class. "We need to build up support and morale for the inevitable fight with Class A!"

A roar of approval could be heard throughout the classroom. Keima gritted his teeth. He forgot to account the possibility of there being an ESB, so it put a dent in his plan. Nevertheless, he was the Capturing God, so he could deal with the dent easily if he dealt his cards right.

"Akihisa, declare war on Class D right away!" exclaimed Yuuji.

"Fine," grunted Keima. He whispered into Elsie's ear, giving her the plan, since there wasn't a competent devil in sight. "C'mon, Elsie."

Then Minami Shimada interrupted, "Hold it! Why are you bringing Elsie to the fray, when she could get hurt?!"

Keima was about to smartly reply, when Elsie interjected, "But I have to support my Kami-sama!" Of course, calling the Ultimate Idiot "Divine One" would sound Klaxon alarms throughout Class F, especially since they've almost never been seen together. The FFF Inquisition sharpened their scythes, while Minami cracked her knuckles, and Mizuki brought out a few cookies. Hell was about to break loose in the classroom.

"Elsie you Baka!" exclaimed Keima, dragging the li'l devil outside. "Anyway, prepare your Robe!" Once they reached the door to Class D, Keima burst through and exclaimed, "I, Akihisa Yoshii, in the name of Class F, declare war on Class D!"

All of the students rose from their seats, their hands crumpling into fists. "Elsie, now!" He was then covered by the Celestial Robe, invisible to everyone except Elsie. The duo bolted for Class F.

"Damn, that idiot had a plan! Never mind, let's just focus on out battle plan!" exclaimed their class rep and ambassador. Anything they said after that was unheard by the protagonist.

Once the two were inside, Elsie removed the Robe, revealing the duo in their awe-demanding glory. To the other students, it was as if they appeared out of thin air. As you all know, that wasn't the case.

"Akihisa, nice entrance. Okay, let's get to planning!"

Shouko was, in fact, a little nervous. She had never tried being nice to Yuuji, since that hadn't been working for six years, but now, thanks to Keima's logic, she believed that this is the right way into her beloved's heart.

She approached the redhead, the latter flinching upon seeing Shouko. Once she was a meter in front of him, she bowed and outstretched her arms.

"Please take it, Yuuji," calmly said Shouko.

"..." Yuuji looked a little apprehensive, probably thinking it was a trap. Shouko almost lost her cool, till she saw Keima's calm face looking at his PFP, a girl with a skull in her hair accompanying him. For some reason, that irked the Class Rep. "Okay, I'll take it. Thanks, Shouko."

Once he left, Keima Katsuragi approached the girl. "You did a good job, Kirishima. Now all that's left to do is to do the confession. I estimate that his love points for you were already high, so it should be easy capturing from hereon out."

"Please, Akihisa, call me Shouko. I do owe you," said the girl, smiling a little. Then the smile faltered at the prospect of confessing. She had always expressed her love for Yuuji through tazers, but never through a normal confession. "Oh, the confession-"

"-is easy," said Keima, interrupting Shouko's train of thought. "Meet me on the rooftop, and I'll show you."

"O-okay, Akihisa," said Shouko, walking back to her classroom.

Keima pushed up his glasses, taking up his godly pose. He realized that the capture was already eighty percent done, once Shouko stuttered like that, since she never stuttered. Now all he needed was that little push, so that Yuuji/Akihisa can release the escaped spirit. As he whipped out his PFP, his "sister" approached.

"Kami-sama, are you done talking to Shouko?" asked his partner. "'Cause I made a bento for yo-"

Keima bolted.

"So, here's how to do a proper confession. Here, a script," said the Capturing God, handing Shouko a list of the lines, reactions and conditions that will happen in the mock confession Keima will be holding. "Go ahead, call anyone."

"S-Sure, Yoshii." Shouko was a little shocked. Akihisa has thought out the script so well, and it seemed so logically correct too! She whipped out her phone, and dialed up a certain girl's number. "She should be here in a moment."

"'Kay, toss me your phone," said Keima, catching the flip phone. "Now hide behind the pillar." Shouko hid behind one of the pillars, a shred of doubt in her mind. 'Still,' she thought, looking at she script, 'it's all well thought out.'

The rooftop doors opened, revealing... Yuuko Kinoshita, the Class Ambassador of Class A, followed by Hideyoshi Kinoshita, her twin... something. Keima had to hand it to Shouko; she sure knew how to give him a hard time. "Shouko, where is my nove- Yoshii?"

Keima held up Shouko's phone and a small walkie-talkie, meant to look like a voice changer. Let's just say that Yuuko liiked like a volcano about to erupt. "Akihisa, if you think this is a joke then-"

"Wait, I just want to talk," interrupted Keima.

Hideyoshi, confused, said, "Akihisa, what dost thou require of my sis-WHAT?" You see, Keima had just reached forward and grabbed Yuuko's shoulder. Shouko looked at the script; he was following it to the letter, and Yuuko's reactions were all the same.

"A-Akihisa, w-what are you-"

"Shh," whispered Keima in Yuuko's ear, putting a finger to her lips. "I just want to tell you something."

Yuuko squirmed. Akihisa, a cute bishounen that was just her type, was confessing to her! "Ah... I..."

"I like you," said Keima, kissing Yuuko, making Hideyoshi faint out of confusion. Yuuko didn't object, letting him slide his tongue into her mouth. It was pure bliss for her first kiss, and-

"Shouko, you can come out now," said Keima, wiping the saliva from his lips. Of course, this enraged the ambassador. 'He better have a good reason, or so help me, I'll-'

"Yuuko, please don't hurt Akihisa," said the Class Rep. "He was just showing me how to confess to Yuuji properly. Look, you can even check out his script." Yuuko took the script roughly, still mad over the whole fiasco. She then read it. Everything was spot on, even the reactions made.

"H-how did you-"

"Based on Shouko's preferences, I assumed that she would choose you," relayed Keima, doing his divine pose. "Then I made a script based on your personality and the amount of variables present. Still, I didn't expect that Hideyoshi would tag along as well, so I had to adjust my actions a little."

He turned to Shouko. "The confession's tomorrow, before the start of the ESB. Don't be late." Keima then left the rooftop, leaving Shouko and Yuuko stunned.

"A message?" said Keima, followed by Elsie. He whipped out his PFP, and checked the message.

To: Keima Katsuragi

Where are you?

From: Kanon Nakagawa

Keima sighed. He should've expected some sort of inter-connectivity between the two parallel universes. He typed wickedly fast.

To: Kanon Nakagawa

Fumizuki Academy, which is in a parallel universe.

From: Keima Katsuragi

Of course, a reply came instantly. Keima wondered how fast Kanon could type.

To: Keima Katsuragi

Okay, Apollo and I are coming there right away! She said it's to "Get ahead of the competition" or something. Anyway, see you in a few hours, bye!

From: Kanon Katsuragi

Keima sighed. Again. Hopefully Apollo would actually help instead of mess up the captures, and- wait... "Kanon Katsuragi"?!

Will Kanon be a saving grace, or a bane of Keima's existence? Will Shouko be freed from the Escaped Spirit's grasp? Will Keima accidentally max out Minami and Yuuko's love points? Will Elsie ever be a productive partner? (No) Find out in the next chapter of The World Only the Summons Know!

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