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Chapter Four: Me, Kanon, and Cuddling

"Hello, I'm Kanon Nakagawa*! Please take care of me!" said Kanon, much to the approval of the boys, except for Keima, who just kept on playing. Kanon then walked up to Keima and said, "Good morning, Akihisa!"

"Hey Kanon." Of course, Mizuki and Minami were baffled. Minami had to torture him into calling her by her first name, and Mizuki had to muster up all her courage to say his first name, then a random girl just walks up to their love interest, and says his first name with nonchalance? Talk about unfair.

Of course, their fury only increased when Kanon sneaked in a peck as she walked back to her desk. The Yuuji interrupted.

"Are you ready to beat Class D?!" exclaimed Yuuji, riling up the class. The response was overwhelmingly positive, especially since their weakest link (Akihisa) got his act together. Still, another crappy student took his place as the Ultimate Baka, but no one wanted to admit it. She was "just too cute" to be smart, and she was "too foreign" to read Kanji.

"Yeah!" exclaimed the new Ultimate Baka, Elsie, who had gotten a total of three hundred in combined subjects. Yep, that low. On the other hand, the entrance test Kanon took had grades worthy of Class C, so she was fine. Keima, obviously, could compete even with Shouko, thanks to his deductive reasoning.

"Okay, everyone to their positions!" exclaimed Yuuji, everyone rushing to the battlefield. Of course, since Yuuji still thinks of Akihisa as a baka, he was told to hold a surprise attack, since his team could barely hold its own. See, Team Baka was composed of Keima, Elsie (Baka), Kanon (Newbie), and a few others.

"Kami Nii-sama," said Elsie, "how's the capture?"

"We'll find out after this 'war'," said Keima, still playing "Fate/Stay Night*", "but from the look on Yuuji's face, is seems that-"

"Akihisa-kun!" interrupted Kanon, hugging him from behind. Of course, that made the rest a little jealous. Before things could get out of hand, the Summoning Field enveloped the area, signalling the start of the war. Lots of cries could be heard, and the sound of Iron Man dragging the bodies of the dead. "Uh, what's going on?"

"Ugh. Elsie, explain this to Kanon, so that we can get started. I would like to confirm my premonitions as soon as possible," said Keima. "Shoukanjuu*, Summon! Anyway, Elsie, use the Robe on us!"

"W-What kind of sorcery is this?" exclaimed Genji Hiraga. For some reason, all of the Japanese teachers were switched with Math teachers during the chaos, and the criminals left absolutely no tracks. Then a messenger burst in.

"It's horrible!" exclaimed an unnamed NPC.

Genji pinched the bridge of his nose, lest he lose his cool. "What happened now [insert name here]?"

"They're only fifteen meters from out position- scratch that, ten! We won't last!"

Genji sighed. It just wasn't his day. He glared at the blackboard, trying to channel his frustrations into the writing implement. Then things took a turn for the worse. Out of nowhere, a few meddling kids appeared, the one leading them being-

"Akihisa!" exclaimed the Class Representative, summoning his warrior. He heard the rumor that Akihisa got his act together, and with the godly glare he made, the rumors seemed to be true. Luckily, they had a Japanese teacher hidden under the teacher's podium, so Genji would be at his best.

"Kanon, you take the others and defend the area. I'll take Genji," said Keima, his summon ready for action.

Keima Katsuragi VS Genji Hiraga

400 VS 300

Of course Genji gasped. His scores were godly, and completely overshadowed his. The Capturing God pointed his finger at Genji, signaling for his Shoukanjuu to attack.

It was over in a heartbeat.

Keima was on the rooftop, a little irked at the events. Before Keima could deliver God's Judgment, Yuuji got KIA'd, so the class got downgraded to cardboard boxes. What bad luck. He just hoped that the pieces of his conquest would fall into place. Then Shouko appeared, taser in hand.

"I-I got rejected," said Shouko, gripping her taser hard.

"It's okay, Shouko," said Keima, putting his PFP away. He then walked up to her cautiously, making sure to take care. If he made even one sudden movement, the yandere would snap. "Because even if Yuuji won't be there for you- ARGH!"

His eyes got stabbed by Shouko's fingers. He couldn't see, and that troubled the God of Conquests a lot. Thanks to his temporary blindness, he couldn't gauge Shouko's reactions. He would have to rely on his predictions.

"Yeah, so you'll have to take his place," said Shouko, the sound of Shouko activating her stun gun ringing in Keima's ears. Then the feel of soft lips enveloping his took up all of his senses.

"Take care of me, Akihisa," said Shouko as she left the rooftop. Once the Deity's sight returned, he called for Elsie, his peppy li'l partner appearing by his side.

"~Auah! I had to take remedial classes today, Kami Nii-sama! It was torture!" complained Elsie, stretching her arms. "At least we got another Runaway Spirit!"

"Well if you studied more, your Firefighter Summon would've lasted longer," said Keima, his fingers a blur. Once they reached the gates, they met Kanon, who perked up once she saw the geeky boy.

"Keima-kun, let's go home together!" deadpanned Kanon.

"Oh, so this is where you live," said Kanon, walking into Akihisa's apartment. Keima sighed, for he had yet another yandere to deal with. See, Kanon's Love Points were already pretty high, since she even confessed to him in Mai-High. She might even be maxed out, and if Keima wasn't careful, she could be merciless in a capture operation. "It's a 2LDK*, right?"

"Yeah, since Akihisa is supposed to live alone, I presume," replied Keima, who had just beat "Fate/Stay Night" and was now moving on to "Clannad*".

Kanon walked into the kitchen, grabbing an apple off the basket. "So what happened to Elsie-chan? She isn't here yet."

Keima replied vaguely, "Yeah, I gave her some... 'homework'." The homework Keima gave her was to erase the memories of all those who were involved with the capture, which would probably take time and concentation. Shouko should be less dependent on other people now that Yuuji isn't the center of her life anymore.

"Okay, so if she's not here, you wanna..." said Kanon, trailing off.

Keima didn't know what was coming, but he could tell that he migt not like it. "You wanna?"

"...cuddle in bed?"

All Keima could do was sigh.

Footnotes:

Shoukanjuu: Summoned Beasts

Fate/Stay Night: Visual Novel published by Type-Moon (The only visual novel I've ever played0

2LDK: Japanese term for a two-bedroom apartment with a living room, dining room, and kitchen

Clannad: Visual Novel published by Key

Kanon: She appeared in Keima's room when he woke up, and then he told her about the whole situation

Well, that's the end of the fourth chapter! Will Kanon stay sane, or go crazy over Keima? Who will be the next carrier of an Escaped Soul? Will Shin Fukahara make an appearance (don't count on it) ?

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