Author's Note: Yes I'm going straight to Hell for this one, and y'all are coming with me for reading it XD

Disclaimer: I own my hetalia Cosplay! Does that count?

Chapter 3

Avenue Q and Italy

"Ahhhh, an afternoon alone vith my favorite book: Noh Italy to bother me. How coult itd ged any bedder dan dis?" Germany flipped open a book that had a picture of himself and Italy on the front, with some writing in Japanese…Were those…hearts…?

"Oh, hi Doistu!"

"Hi, Italy." Italy sat down next to Germany. Ludwig sighed; he felt a song coming on.

"Uh, hey Doistu, you'll never guess what happened to me at the meeting today. France was smiling' at me, and talkin' to me..."

"Mmm, dat's very interesting." Oh No, that wasn't the convenient music was it?

"...Mmmhmm, he was being real friendly. And, I think he was coming on to me. I think he might have thought I was gay."

"Ahem...So, uh, vhy are jou telling me dis? Vhy should I care? I don'd care. Vhat dit you hef for lunch today?" Italy threw his hands up in the air in joy.

"PAAAASSSTTTAA, silly! Well, you don't have to get all defensive, Doistu..."

"I'M NOD GETTING DEFENSIVE! Vhy do I care aboutd Gay France, okay? I'm trying to read." Germany shifted, trying to hide the book.

"Well, I didn't mean anything by it, Doistu. I just think it's something we should be able to talk about."

"Vell, I do not vant to talk aboutd it, Italy. Dis conversation is ofer."

"Yeah, but Doistu...

"OFER!"

"Well, okay. But just so you know...

If you were gay

that'd be okay

I mean 'cause hey

I'd like you anyway!"

"Argh! Italy…" Germany got up and walked outside, Italy following. Germany sat on a bench; Italy started signing from the balcony above him.

"Because you see

if it were meeee

I would feel free to say

That I was gay

...but I'm not gay." Italy sat down next to him on the bench, leaning in to see what he was reading.

"Italy, please, I am trying to read...Vhat?"

"If you were queer…"

"Oh, Italy, noh…

"I'd still be here…" Germany got up and walked away, Italy following again.

"Italy, I am trying to read dis book.

"Year after year…"

"Italy!"

"Because you're dear to me!"

"Argh!" Germany stormed inside.

"And I know that you…"

"Vhat?"

"Would accept me, too"

"I vould?" He looked back down at his book, blushing.

"If I told you today,

"Hey, guess what, I'm gay".

...but I'm not gay." Germany went to his room, sitting on his bed, he opened the book again.

"I'm happy just being with you…" Germany ignored the voice, thinking Italy couldn't possibly be on his bed.

"High laced boots, maid's outdfit..."

"So what should it matter to me,

What you do in bed with guys?" Italy pounced, straddling him.

"I-Italy…dat ist…inappropriate!" Germany yelled as he rolled off his bed and ran out the door.

"No, it's not!

If you were gay!"

"Argh!" Germany ran outside. How did the music just keep following him?

"I'd shout hooray!"

"I am nod listening."

"And here I'd staaaay…"

"LA LA LA LA LA!"

"But I wouldn't get in your way!"

"AAAAH!" Did it never stop? Italy popped up at one shoulder and then the other.

"You can count on meeee

To always beeeeeee

Beside you everyday

To tell you it's okay

You we're just born that way

And as they, it's in your DNA!

You're gay!"

"I AM NOD GAY!"

"If you were gay."

"ARGH!"

Author's note: Okay, you can blame Darknessarising on Youtube for this chapter! Hope you liked ;) Yes, I do ship GerIta, but this is not going to be a love fic, (I'm Keepin' it T rated) In case you were wondering, yes, Germany has a bit of Djoinshi (I think that's how you spell it) I stick to the firm belief he got it during the Christmas episode XD 'Till next time!

Song: Avenue Q's 'If you were Gay'