A/n: Hey guys! Because you had a late chapter, I'm giving you a bonus chapter! This was actually Irule's idea, as this chapter is a precursor to the 'We can change the World project'. So enjoy!

Chapter Eight:

German and American, who really Wants to decide?

Two girls sit in a Mississippi Laundromat. A sturdily built fiery redhead of about 5'3" sits next to an equally as sturdy mousey brown haired girl of about 5'1". Though neither of the girls are natural German speakers, they have a perfect accent. Both girls are speaking in English.

"Bruder! I cahn't beliefe ve're in America of ahll places and girls! I mean, vhere are our awesome bodies?" The redhead looks over at the complaining brunette and sighs.

"If I knew, do jou think ve'd schill be sitting here?"

"Noh…But how did ve ged dis vay? I bet the girls these bodies belong to are having a gread time!"

"I blame Russia."

"Den vhy are ve in America?"

"Because he hades him too?" 'Ludwig' shrugged.

"Uh, girls? Can you please watch our machine, and make sure it doesn't run out of quarters?" A balding man of about 6"1' addressed them, holding out a handful of quarters.

"Ja, noh problem…" 'Gilbert' mumbled.

"Okay, I'll be right back. Don't get into trouble!" And with that he left.

"Dere nod efen old enough to be outd of de parents house, dis ist bullschid! I cahn't drink! I cahn't do veed! Or Maddhew! Schid…Maddhew! I soh totally screwed up vith him und den dis happened! Vhat de hell am I going to do?"

"I don'd know…Maybe dis ist only temporary…" Seeming to change subjects out of nowhere 'Gilbert' stood up.

"I vonter vhat dese girls ahre like? I mean, vhat do dey do?" 'Gilbert' got a gleam in his eye, thinking.

"I vonter if eder of dem ahre goot cooks, or cleaners?"

"Maybe you shoult take jour girl back und fint outd?" 'Gilbert' got closer and studied 'Ludwig'.

"Nein, I vant jours!" 'Ludwig' looked down at the girls body he was currently occupying. He knew she wore a C cup because he'd had to get dressed this morning, her room had been relatively clean, and he saw that the good cooking he'd done was just expected out of her, so she could cook. He also knew the other girl had just been visiting with her, since they didn't look anything alike. And from the way the balding man acted, the girl whose body he was in didn't get to visit him and his wife that often.

"Okay…Vhy?" 'Gilbert' sneered in a 'you're a moron' manner.

"Von, she cleans vell. I mean look at her fingernails, they are rough from cleaning, but meticulously shaped and cleaned. Her objects are meticulously cleaned and put in an certain order. She cooks vell, und keeps the kitchen clean. Her face is very clean for a teenager, and she obviously cares about her appearance!" He leaned in and groped her chest. 'Ludwig' smacked the shit out of him.

"Nod efen if I'm an un-related girl, Gilbert." Rubbing his face, 'Gilbert' chuckled.

"Okay, dat's aboutd mine. So vhat aboutd jours?"

"Vell…She's also very clean, but hes more of a 'Meh, I don'd care' look aboutd her. See her fingernails? Totally uncared for, short and stubby. She hes a loud voice, soh I guess she's either an order-giver or involved in theatre…She probably orders this one, who probably argues back, Kese. Und she doesn't care vhat anyvon thinks of vhat she does!" All of the sudden it clicked for both of them.

"Dere de female versions of us!" They yelled together.

"Brianna?" 'Ludwig's head automatically turned toward the door.

"Amanda?" 'Gilbert's head turned.

"I think there has been a mix up…" They looked in amazement at their own bodies.

"So, guys, what's up?"

"Amanda!"

"What?"

"You're in someone else's body and you show up just say 'What's up?' That's rude!"

"Oh yeah, bruder, dat von's definatley jou!"

"Does it look like I give a crap what other people think?"

"Und dat von's jou!" The, ahem, 'Girls' kept fighting while the boys watched and occasionally chipped in. To which the 'girls' responded:

"Stay out of this!"

And it was decided mutually that somehow, they didn't know how, but somehow.

It was all Russia's fault.

Author's note: Okay guys, this actually happened! Well, they weren't really body-switched but they did have this conversation, sparked by, you guessed it! Irule. I hope you enjoyed and I'll see ya next week!

Irule's note: It's true…Go team.