A/n: UGH! Third week of school= Suck. Well, there were some good parts but mostly= Suck. Anywho, crack chapter, written on burritos and tea...

Disclaimer: If I owned them, this entire line wouldn't be here...

Chapter Six:

Oh no you Didn't!

Japan was calm. He liked being calm, in fact he had closed his own freaking country so he wouldn't be bother those other countries who ridiculous thing like—No. Calm. Japan sighed as he heard a crash emanating form the kitchen area. He just wanted to get through the rest of today without anything happening. God save the poor soul who made something bad happen to him today. God save them all... Japan walked into the kitchen and suddenly, things went into slow motion. Food flew through the air, paint splattered the wall, and somehow, Japan got hit with a walking taco. That was it.

Complete silence settled over the room of Allies and Axis as everyone got an 'Oh shit' look.

"THAT IS IT! YOU WANTED A MAD JAPAN? YOU FUCKING GOT ONE!" Five minutes later, everyone was on the floor, either knocked out or stifling their whimpers as not to set Japan on them again.

Japan walked away... "Calm." He repeated for the second time.

Author's Note: Sorry for the shortness! I really want to see what you guys want to happen to America! This is all this week sorry! Don't forget to click that little review button, yeah that one down there!

Irule's note: *Is MIA* - AGAIN