First off: Sorry Random! I'm going to have to update without you! It's okay though, 'cause I'll try sending the next chapter later!

Anyway, a little shout-out to foldguy24 and Miss Hanako-chan for being faithful to this story by revewing each and every chapter.

An answer to why the Conquest was so quick and easy: Minami and Mizuki were already Captured by Akihisa Yoshii. All Keima needed to do was give a little push.

Disclaimer: I own neither The World Only God Knows nor Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu

Enjoy!

Chapter Eleven: Me, Youko, and the Truth

"Ah, it is Shimizu-san!" exclaimed Hideyoshi, looking at the photos Akihisa brought. Yuuji was still a little skeptical, while Voyeur was putting the eroge into his new PFP. "But what was her motive for me? I was blackmailed into staying away from the boys around me, and Miharu wouldn't benefit from that!"

"Then the answer is clear," said Keima, taking his godly pose. With a gleam in his eyes, he said, "Miharu was working for someone!"

"What!?" exclaimed all three of them. Hideyoshi then spoke up, "Who do you think's the accomplice?"

"Think of all the girls close to you," said Keima, still not used to interacting with the Real. He let his mind process the possibilities. Minami and Mizuki were instantly eliminated, since they weren't the kind to blackmail others, that much Keima was sure of. Aiko Kudou was a lecherous woman, and could get any man she wanted if she tried hard enough. Shouko Kirishima, thanks to Keima's help, wasn't anchored down by anyone anymore. If you consider those variables, then the only possibility is... "The culprit is Yuuko Kinoshita."

"M-My own sister!?" cried the bishounen, standing up. "Bu-But why!?" Of course, the girly boy had already considered Yuuko as a suspect, but to go so far as blackmail!?

"I think I may have a hand in that," said Keima, bowing his head. His mind went back to the rejection he made that day. Just like Chihiro's second Conquest. "She thinks I like you, right?"

"Uh... maybe?" said Hideyoshi, as if admitting that the statement was true would cement the lie that Hideyoshi Kinoshita was a girl.

"Well, she probably didn't want you to 'take' me," said the brunette. He took a deep breath, and continued. "She confessed to me before. The pain must've gotten to her, and the mindset 'If I can't have it, then no one can!' became her own."

The others were shocked, well, everyone except for Kouta, who was too busy enjoying the "Special Scenes" of the eroge he was playing. Hideyoshi then had to ask, "So how are we going to fix this?"

To this, Keima had an ironic smirk on his face. He pulled out his PFP, and said, "Don't worry, for both Miharu and Yuuko will 'forget' about it soon enough."

After the uneventful events after that first day [Haqua (happily) erased the memories of all those who were affiliated with the Capture, and the blackmail, including those of Kouta, Yuuji, and Hideyoshi], it was back to school for Keima and the crew, and along with school came back Keima's gaming time.

"How did you Capture the girls so easily?" asked Haqua, right after Elsie retold the story of the Conquest. Kanon wanted to know too, so she could stop him. It was pulling him farther and farther away from her, and Kanon didn't like that. "As I recall, the Conquest didn't last too long, only a few days."

"Phase them out Keima, just phase them out," murmured Keima, trying to ignore the line of questioning. "Game, game, game!"

At the lack of response, Haqua smashed the PFP out of Keima's hands. He pulled out yet another one, and continued playing. Kanon brought out her stun gun, and electrocuted the gaming system, frying both him, and his chance to play "Fate/Hollow Ataraxia". Shaking the pain off, Keima simply reached into Kanon's pocket and produced yet another. This time Haqua coerced Elsie to turn her hagoromo into a javelin, and strike the PFP. For once, her aim proved true, producing a good-sized hole in the PFP. Keima tossed the junk away, reached into Haqua's shirt, and yet another one comes out of her bra.

"How the Hell did it get there!?" said Haqua, as her hands flew to her chest, guarding it from the perverted human.

"You wear an oversized bra, do you not?" said Keima, wiping the "cooties" off of the gaming system. Keima was spot on. If you look at Haqua, you'll see that she looks as endowed as Shouko, which is false. She should be as flat as a washboard, a Minami, if I may. "I simply stuck the PFP in the empty space."

"B-But that's impossible!" cried Haqua, referencing a certain movie from far, far away. "My chest isn't that small, isn't it!?" Kanon and Elsie simply looked away. Rage overcame Haqua, so the cold and merciless side took over. "Katsuragi, prepare to die!"

Haqua picked up Keima by the collar, but before she could deliver her punishment, a teacher came by. The pink haired 2-A Homeroom teacher walked up to Haqua, and said, "Fighting is not allowed in the hallway."

"Y-Yes, Ms. Takahashi," said Haqua. She was about to put Keima down, when Ms. Takahashi stopped her.

"But if it's to hurt him, go ahead," said the person with the highest grades among Fumizuki's women. Yes, Keima had dethroned her for the spot at number one. "I'll just pretend I didn't see anything." She then walked away, leaving a helpless Otamegane in the clutches of a devil capable of fighting off the Vintage. Haqua chuckled, feeling like a true devil. Before she could swing her scythe, Kanon, who didn't want her lover hurt by anyone other than her, and Elsie, who had uncovered her Sensor, stopped her.

"Kami Nii-sama, that teacher has a Runaway Spirit!"

"~Auah!" sighed Keima, copying Elsie's cry. "Let Haqua handle it!" Before he could escape, Haqua stretched out he arm and caught the gamer by the back of the shirt.

"Me!?" exclaimed, shaking the crazy Otamegane. "How can I Capture Spirits without a partner!?" Keima slapped the hand away, and took a pose, pointing a finger at Kanon.

"Partner up with Kanon! If you need me, I'll be in the classroom, playing gam- gwah!" shouted Keima, the butt of the scythe shoved against his stomach. He shook the pain away, his mantra being this: Just keep on pressing the button! Then Minami amd Mizuki appeared, smirks on their faces. Keima didn't like the look of that.

"Ohayou Aki!" greeted the girl with the ponytail, waving her arm. In response, Elsie, Kanon, and Haqua slid away, already deciding to be spectators. Keima sighed. "Let's go hit the crepe shack!"

"...Game?"

"Of course we can go to the arcade Akihisa!" said Mizuki, her silky voice akin to acid in Keima's mind. "Right after the fourteen hour movie we want to watch, right Minami?" She looked back from the flat-chested one, only to find air. Then, she saw Akihisa on his knees, in front of a girl with... a bat? Or was it a crowbar?

"Fine, I'll Capture Ms. Takahashi, just get me out of here!" begged Keima. He looked so pitiful, that it was tearjerking. Only the most coldhearted of people could ignore his pleas. Instantly, Haqua and company "vanished". Once Minami and Mizuki left to look for Akihisa, Haqua removed the Robe, Keima and company visible again.

"I shall Capture Ms. Takahashi!" proclaimed Keima, taking a pose. Then he flipped out his PFP. "Right after I save, of course."

Here are some Guide Questions:

a.) Is anyone out of character?

b.) Is Youko Takahashi a good heroine?

c.) Do you want anyone else to appear, like Ayumi Takahara, or Akira Yoshii? Tell me.

Anyway, please answer the GQs, and greet my Beta Reader.

Goodbye!