Author's note: I ! OMGoodness! After a week of being deathly ill I have FINALLY Recovered! Here's a longer crack chap!
Chap Ten: It's Adventure Time!
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America's head lolled back on the seat. He whimpered slightly, reminiscent of his horror night. Someone reached over and patted his head reassuringly. America dared to crack open his eyes, then he opened them wide. He was sitting in the back of a nicely made Italian car, an albino hand retreated back to the front seat as the air whipped America's fluffy golden hair around. He sat fully up and a not so concerned Italy waved back to him.
"Buckle your seatbelt ~ve." America did as he was told and looked at the strange pair in front of him. Where were they going? Why was he with Italy and Prussia?
A. The Axis had kidnapped him
B. Someone was being stupider than even him
C. Some seriously fucked up shit was about to go down
DING DING DING! BINGO! YAHTZEE! IS THAT YOUR FINAL ANSWER? OUR SURVEY SAYS:
C!
Yep, that was it, that was what was about to happen. He and his Hero self needed to get the Hell out of there and pretty damn fast! He made a move and Prussia signaled for him to stop.
Today I don't feel like doin' Anything...
"Don'd moof." The command which would've usually been ignored somehow held a mystifying power over him, and he stayed put.
"Why?"
"Because they're trying to fix us...And We're not broken.~ Ve."
"Where are we going?"
"I don'd know...Isn't it better to explore? Isn't itd bedder dan hafing to repord or led ozer countries ged us down?" The words made sense...Hadn't he just been doing that? Right before...Fright Night...? Italy cast a lazy glance back at him.
"We wouldn't do those kinds of things to you~ Ve. You were having fun, we were having fun, and they tried to spoil it..." America's sky blue eyes clouded and he realized that he wasn't thinking straight...he wanted to go back to sleep.
I just wanna lay in my Bed...
"Why...?"
"Because dey don'd care." It was Prussia again.
"What country are we in?"
"Who knows~ Ve? We'll eventually end up back at the house anyways."
Don't feel like pickin' up my phone, so leave a message after the tone...
"Really?" Italy nodded.
"No matter how far we go, we always end up back at the house~Ve" America didn't know what to think as they drove across a vast dried up land and saw strange dogs and plants. His mind began to revert back to what it had been, but with a new understanding. They fooled around and met a very strange country, rather large, with characteristic eyebrows reminiscent of a certain European country.
'Cause Today I swear I'm not doin' Anything!
Nothin' at all!
Eating strange plants and traveling again to a place of clear and green waters, dense rainforest and animals that were only found in that country. Ancient animals and plants surrounded them, and America let it all soak in. And he decided he could do this, to live for the day. To prank the new Allies to change their states of mind. Teach them to live as they were. He grinned to himself as he chased a furred instead of feathered bird.
Carpe diem.
Author's note: Slightly longer! ^^' See you guys next week, i'm going to try and have no disaster happen to where I can't update!
Irule's Note: *IS MIA*
Song: The Lazy song