Edit: My Beta's been housekeping the place, so you'd better be grateful! (Haha jk!)

Chapter Twelve: You, Me, and the God of Conquest

"Youko Takahashi. She has normal measurements, is bad at baseball, and is the Head Teacher of Year Two," relayed Elsie, the pink tablet in hand. "She used to be considered the smartest in the academy, till Akihisa Yoshii took her spot at first place."

"It seems too simple," debated Haqua. She put her left hand on her hip, her right hand gripping the scythe. "She's like that teacher you've conquered before... Jun was her name, right?"

Kanon sighed. From idols, to teachers, to martial artists, to Deities, Keima can Capture, and has Captured, them all. That only made Kanon want to "tie the knot" quicker.

"No," contradicted Keima. "She's more akin to Nanaka Haibara, the chess addict." Kanon's smile drooped even further. Her yandere half was threatening to take over, and Kanon was almost losing control. "She has a superiority complex. Since she lost to me, she would want to have a rematch. Since I'm the final boss, someone else would have to conquer Ms. Takahashi."

"Of course, I'll still be an integral part of the Conquering Campaign," added Keima, responding to the glare Haqua gave him, "but instead of the love interest, I will be the main antagonist."

"Then who is going to conquer that teacher!?" complained Haqua, ticked off at the show of nonchalance. Couldn't the human be serious this one time!?

"...Someone who can also beat her, but loses to me..." muttered Keima. "But who can fill in that role!?" Then a tap to the shoulder made Keima turn around. Right in front of him was Shiori Shiomiya, a book pressed against her chest. "Oh, of course."

"Shiori, can you help me Capture Youko Takahashi?"

In the end, it was Keima that was Captured. Well, if Capture equals taken on a date. Minami and Mizuki had their arms hooked around Keima's, preventing any kind of egress. There would be no escape for the Capturing God. He shoved the thoughts out of his mind. They were already at the theater.

"Aki, it's your turn to pick out a movie," said Minami. Keima sighed. There wouldn't be a movie that he'd lik- Then the most glorious sight appeared. Beside the usual blockbusters, there was a movie adaption of the game "One Leaf". Keima's jaw dropped.

"Yokkyun!?" exclaimed Keima, his God of Conquest mode activating. The gamer started to glow gold. Keima broke from the two girls's grip, and literally floated towards the cashier. "YOKKYUN!"

"Hold it!" exclaimed Minami, grabbing his arm and put him in a wrestling hold. It formed cracks in the flooring. Mizuki stood on the side worried. Why was he so excited to watch a badly rated movie? Keima miraculously broke out of the lock. That was the power of the God of Conquest mode. He raced towards the cashier.

"Three student tickets for 'One Leaf' please," said Keima, waving the bills in front of the lady. Once he got the slips, he ran up to the ladies, picked them up, and raced into the theater. At least he had the courtesy to actually buy tickets for the other two.

"Say 'ah' Akihisa," said Mizuki, a bite of crepe hovering above Keima's lips. His God of Conquest mode had already worn off, and so did his motivation. He was like a sloth at this point.

"W-Wait, I wanna go first!" objected Minami, nudging Mizuki's fork with her own.

"I don't think it matters," rebutted Mizuki. "Say 'ah'!"

"Ah..." Just as the treat touched Keima's lips, three forks were launched, pinning the forks into the nearby wall. The trio looked around, their gaze landing on... Miharu Shimizu, who wielded forks, knifes, and other cutlery.

"Why were you feeding that pig!?" Then another onslaught was launched.

Toshimitsu Kubo was just strolling through the city, reading a book. Of course, within that book had contents... not safe for work. One word: Yaoi. Then, he felt a disturbance. He took a defensive position, and held up his book.

THUD THUD THUD

He uncovered his face, three forks sticking on the cover. Then he was tackled by his love interest, Akihisa Yoshii. The brunette got up, and ran away, followed by a flat chested woman, a busty pink-ette, and an angry lesbian. He got up, saying, "You dirtied me, Yoshii."

After running for a while, Keima stopped, his gamer body not able to take any more exercise. Plus, he, Minami and Mizuki had already parted. This would be his final stand. If he wasn't able to turn the tides, he would get a fork in his throat, and a decapitated Elsie. He couldn't afford to lose.

"Heh, giving up already Akihisa?" said Miharu, smirking. She lifted her hand, the glint of the blade intimidating Keima. He stood his ground. His mind raced. Route chosen. She threw the blades, making Keima sacrifice his PFP to keep him safe. He knew he should've gotten the fiberglass PFP case. Before Miharu could reload, Keima grabbed hold of Miharu's hands, clenching them tight. Miharu tried to break free, but for some reason, was unable to.

"Miharu, I-I... challenge you to a Summoning Battle!" exclaimed Keima. Luckily, he had made it to school before his stamina was expended. "Please, Mrs. Takeuchi!" The summoning field expanded, enveloping the two. Miharu broke free, and yelled, "Summon!"

"Summon!"

Keima Katsuragi/Akihisa Yoshii vs. Miharu Shimizu

500 vs 167

"You're finishe-"

"Objection!"