Hello! I'm back from my Outreach, so my updates should come regularly. As for what my Beta is doing, he'll be sweeping the decks I call "Previous Chapters". Wish him luck!

SPOILERS: To give back to the fans, I've decided to bring in a highly-requested character: Akira Yoshii! Interpretation on her incestuous tendencies can lie on two sides: Playful sibling teasing, or full out "in love" love disguised as mere teasing. I've decided to go with the latter.

Disclaimer: I don't own Kami Nomi zo Shiru Sekai or Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu. No copyright infringement intended.

Enjoy!

Chapter Thirteen: Me, Sisters, and Watermelons

"Objection!" exclaimed Youko Takahashi, pointing a finger at Keima Katsuragi. Her avatar jumped in, and used its whip to redirect the attack. "I'll punish Yoshii for you, so just sit back, maybe get a little popcorn, and enjoy. Summon-"

"Hold it!" rebutted Keima, copying her pose, he grabbed Shiori Shiomiya by the sleeve."You two can pair up, and I'll choose her as a partner!" Youko weighed the choices, severely underestimating the power of Shiori's memory.

"Fine then, take that!" replied the teacher, her glare shifting from Keima to Shiori. The wallflower wilted under the fiery gaze, till Keima put a hand on her shoulder. She straightened up a little, and said, "Sum- Mark of Athena!" See, Shiori had been holding the said Heroes of Olympus book. Keima sighed as Youko and Miharu laughed.

"S-Sorry Keima," apologized the introvert. "Summon..." The girl jumped a little as a little avatar appeared in front of her, the little Summon wielding a book and staff, or in other words, a mage's tools of the trade.

Akihisa / Katsuragi & Shiori Shiomiya VS Youko Takahashi and Miharu Shimizu

700+350 VS 700+95

The Team Only God Knows obliterated the opposition. Keima's mecha had charged up on energy, and to prevent the both of them from losing points, Shiori's mage summoned a shield, making Youko and Miharu's normal attacks pretty useless. Of course, thanks to the difference in points, Youko burst through the magic after getting serious, making Shiori lose a little HP. Of course, it was God's plan. Youko and Miharu were now in single file, and within Keima's range. He charged, crashing into Youko and Miharu's Summon. Thanks to the direct attack, they fell immediately. Mrs. Taekuchi, a little confused, declared Keima and Shiori the winners, and dispelled the ESB field. Once she left, an air vent cover fell, and Ironman descended upon the four, Mission Impossible-style.

"All those that were KIA must take Supplementary classes!" exclaimed the man, picking up Miharu by the hand. He tugged on the rope, and they were pulled up by some unknown force. Apparently, teachers were exempted from the KIA rule, as Youko Takahashi was untouched. She scoffed, turned around, and walked away. Keima sighed.

"Fifty percent completion already?"

Of course, life was a cruel mistress. Keima, followed by his little harem of four, opened the door, revealing... a bra capable of carrying half a liter of fluid handing off of a clothesline. Everyone excluding Keima gasped, the latter sucked into his visual novel. No one, especially not Haqua, had breasts that colossal. If the scythe wielding demon wore the two massive cups, Keima could probably stuff three PFPs in it, maybe a few game cases. Keima paid the new addition no heed, ducking under the feminine undergarment. Kanon brought out her stun gun, ready to strike the mystery woman where it counted.

"Aki," said an entrancing voice akin to a succubus'. Keima froze, grabbing Elsie's hand. He silently ordered her to bring out her Celestial Robe, to analyze the sultry woman once the Capturing God forced out her name. "Is that you?"

"Sorry, I can't hear you too well," said Keima. "I can't tell who you are! And where are you?"

"Oh Aki, how could you forget your own sister!?" exaggerated the woman. Keima, his eye twitching, made Elsie give him the mystery woman's identity. Her hands tapped her Celestial Tablet. The girl's was known as Akira Yoshii, Akihisa's semi-incestuous sister. "Anyway, I'm in the room changing, so feel free to drop by!"

"N-No thanks, sis," said Keima, ushering the others into Akihisa's room. Once he made sure that they were out of sight, he sat down on the couch, forming a script in his mind. "Not to be mean, but why are you here?"

"To finally win a kiss from my forsaking brother!" exclaimed Akira, opening the door. Keima braced for the worst, thinking back to the likes of Yui Guido, Hinoki Kasuga, and Mizuki Himeji, who all have very generous busts, but all the mental barriers he put up broke once he laid eyes on the... things.

Watermelons. Two gigantic watermelons.

"I guess it's time to start my inspection- wait, what is that!?" said Akira, discovering a pretty feminine satchel, with flowers, cute skulls, and firetrucks. Keima sighed, preparing to send a certain devil to a certain faraway place. Norway could be good, but maybe the Netherlands could be a better choice. Hmm... "Aki, have you had guests coming over?"

"...Is that wrong?" asked Keima, not sure what rules the sister had imposed. Once she looked at him with a sultry glance, Keima gulped. He hadn't really been a fan of the incest genre of galges, and was starting to regret it. It would've helped a little.

"That was one of the two conditions, right Aki?" said Akira, giving him a side glance. The one donning a white bathrobe made her way towards the kitchen, grabbing an apple. She made sure to get her lips succulent and palatable. "Don't tell me you forgot."

"And if I did forget?" questioned Keima. The "conditions" weren't stated in her Hellian profile, so Keima didn't have a clear idea on what the terms were. Of course, taking Akira's personality in mind, eliminating the impossible, and picking the two most likely rules, it meant that the rules were-

"Then prepare to be ruined for marrage!" cheered Akira, her arms tucked under her twin boulders. She hefted the massive objects up, making Keima's eye twitch. "Oh, our kiss will be so hot and luscious-"

"Thirty minutes of gaming each day," said Keima, wincing. That rule lacked the one thousand four hundred ten minutes Keima usually spent on games per day. "And no sexual defiance."

"So you do remember!" remarked Akira, smirking. All Keima wanted to do was wipe that smirk off her face and get his gaming time back. "Well, let's investigate your room. That girly bag looks very suspicious!"

"Sure," said Keima, swinging the door open. Akira Yoshii was now face to face with God's harem. The buxom lady frowned, then smirked. She now had the leverage she needed to bring her beloved to America and have him all to herself.

"All these deductions add up to... six thousand," said Akira, writing down her discovery on a notepad she spontaneously produced. "Unless your cumulative scores are greater than or equal to six thousand, say 'Goodbye!' to living alone!"

"Oh, that's good," said Keima, reaching into his bag and tossing his report card at Akira. He then picked up his PFP and started to play, resulting into an additional fifty point deduction. Akira's eye twitched, but her mouth curved into a combination of a smile and a frown.

"W-Well Aki, I'm... so proud," mumbled Akira, noticing that the only thing holding her brother back was not gone. She wasn't needed anymore. She turned away, but was stopped by the hand on her shoulder. She whipped around, facing the Capturing God. The said deity had decided to give her his "favor", out of pity.

"Even if it seems as if I don't require your assistance anymore," said Keima, "I-I need you here. I need what a sister provides, and since you're my only sister..." He leaned in and kissed the busty girl, resealing the potential gap. "Goodnight sis."

"G-Good night, Aki," whispered Akira, her fingers gravitating towards her mouth. She forgot all about the other girls. All she could remember was the feel of her brother's lips on hers.

So that's that. Please leave a review (Just leaving a simple "UPDATE SOON!" review would be fine, but the loner the review, the better!), thank my Beta Random, and I'll see you later.

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