"You've Got to be kidding me!" England yelled as he ran for his life…or rather, his butt….
"Mon amour, just give me a kiss!"
"No, you Frog!" So it turned out that every other candy bar had an aphrodisiac in it and the others? Had an attractive pheromone. So France was chasing England, China was chasing Japan, Germany was chasing Canada and Russia was chasing EVERYONE. Prussia, Italy and America giggled behind the kitchen counter as the other countries ran, wildly trying to escape an invasion of their vital regions.
"Dat vas a goot plan."
"Yeah, and they won't blame us in the morning because they'll be too busy beating Each Other up!" America said smugly.
"I'm just glad they ate it~Ve, they could've refused."
"Yeah—" America was cut off by Russia stumbling into the entrance to the kitchen, staring at them with stark-raving violet eyes.
"Hey, you guys wanna get the fuck outta here? I think I wanna get the fuck outta here." America said, nearly paralyze with fear.
"Sounds like a good idea ~Ve!" They both turned to the spot where Prussia was supposed to have been.
"What the—?" Prussia was already zipping across the house the fortress of the Axis.
"Jou don'td hef to tell me twice!" America and Italy quickly followed suit, but America tripped on the corner of the coffee table.
"Noooo!"
"America!" Italy tried to go back.
"Leave me, save yourself!" America cried out dramatically.
"No problem!" Italy ran without looking back.
"You're not supposed to really leav—" America felt a cold presence at his back.
Fade to Black
Author's note: I feel a cold coming on…A Cold War, that is! *Is shot* Yeah, so after considering all suggestions and with the help of my collab author, this is the nice steamy pile of that stuff you set of fire and leave on your neighbor's doorstep…So sorry I've been gone so long! Review…Or DIE by Ivan's hand!