Declaimer: I don´t own Detective Conan

A/N: Guess what is this chapter about? Yes, Kaito stealing Shin-chan´s coffee! I still wondering if I went easy on him... I so wanted to destroy his heist at first... XD Enjoy!

Kaito always knew Shinichi liked coffee. He had seen her drink it from time to time when he stalked, no, when he spied on her for research purposes; or when they were on a date, or when she was alone waiting for him or some friends… Anyway, he knew she liked it, like it a lot, but only when he finally started to live with her he realized just how addicted she was on it.

Kudo Shinichi´s day started always the same way. The moment she woke up, even when her mind was still asleep, she quickly wandered to the kitchen to make coffee. Only after she had it, black with no sugar, she would wake up. She wouldn't take one step out-side without having it, even if she was late. The days always started the same way, and Kaito was starting to fear for her health.

From time to time, Shinichi also drunk coffee in the afternoon or night, when she had cases to solve, reports to do, works to finish, things to study… However, the black coffee never changed, always the same, with no sugar. Sometimes, Kaito even had troubles kissing her at morning, knowing he would taste that awful thing, as it still lingered on her lips.

Therefore, one day, against his better judgment, he decided to hide it. To hide that stupid thing named coffee, hopping she could somehow get over it. On the first day, when Shinichi woke up and found there was no more coffee… she thought it had simply ended. She kissed Kaito normally, and went out without asking him about it even once.

And when Kaito came back, a fresh bottle of coffee replaced the empty space… However, it was closed, what meant Shinichi hadn´t drank yet… and to his amusement, he found her sleeping at the library, paperwork all over the floor.

The second day, when Kudo Shinichi woke up and saw there was no coffee… she started to suspect Kaito. Paranoid as she was, she knew there was no way she forgot to buy the coffee twice, what meant that someone hid it. And considered there was only one more person in her house…

However, once again, she said nothing, but she also didn´t kiss Kaito that day. When he came back, a new bottle was waiting for him, and he found Shinichi sleeping at the kitchen´s floor. It sure was strange, but he only laughed at her, and hid the coffee again.

When Shinichi woke up, went to get some coffee and realized there was none… well, she snapped. "Kaito…" Shinichi hissed, her eyes burning with fury. Three whole days she had been without coffee… three completely freaking days! And honestly, her patience was running low. "KAITO! Get you stupid ASS RIGHT HERE!" She wanted her coffee!

At that time, the sleepy Kaito still had no idea what would happen next… so he obediently went towards the kitchen, thinking she was angry about the fact he ate her pudding last night. However, if he knew why she was angry… he would have run away long ago. "What´s wrong Shi…"

Before she had the chance to finish, something surrounded him, and he found himself hanging from the ceiling, a rather angry detective glaring at him. "Where is my coffee?" Shinichi asked, her eyes burning with deadly furry.

Now, Kaito knew he should have answered… Now, Kaito knew how deadly Shinichi without her morning coffee was… But then, he was only an innocent university student who cared a lot for his girlfriend, not aware of the dangers hiding some bottles of coffee would bring. Nevertheless, as he looked into her eyes, he somehow started to get it…

He was stubborn, however. He cared about her health too much, and he just glared back. "I don´t know what you are talking about, Shin-chan. Now, let me down." The girl looked at him with dead eyes, closed them for a while… and smirked. She smirked a Kid grin, and it made Kaito shiver.

"Is that so…" As something went off right before him, Kaito tried to untie the ropes around him… but he feel asleep. The last thing he saw was her cheeky smile… and for some reason, he knew that day would end badly for him.

When Kaito woke up, he couldn´t recognize the scenery around him. Apparently, he was in some kind blue building room, sitting strangely on a couch near Shinichi, who was reading her book without paying him attention. His left hand was handcuffed to hers, and he took that opportunity to study his surroundings. Not that it helped or anything.

Aside from the color and faint light, Kaito saw no clues that could help him locate or identify the place they were in at the moment. The place was completely desert, only him and Shinichi sitting there. "Good afternoon." A voice right close to him startled him, as he looked back at the smiling Shinichi, who just closed her book and sighed. "Are you ready for the visit?"

Blinking a few times, completely confused by both her words and her behavior, Kaito mumbled. "Visit?" The girl smiled even more, forcing him to stand up and follow her. Not that he had any other option, considering the handcuffs on his hand…

"Yes, visit." The detective's voice was really calm and controlled, but it only made the part-time thief fear even more. "You know, you made me really angry with that little stun you pulled out… So, I decided you need to be punished." As they turned around a corner, Kaito palled. Shinichi, on the other side, grinned even more.

Before Kaito, thousands of fish swam in the innumerous aquariums all around the room, not even paying attention to the visitors. However, that was the problem.. they were fish! Shrieking, almost like a high school girl, Kaito started to search for something to unlock the cuffs and run away. "Don't even think, dear. I took ALL you tools away. All."

At this point, Kaito was ready to cry. Thou a more perverted part of his brain reminded him that he even had some wires hidden in his underwear… Naughty, naughty Shin-chan. However, that thought didn´t come out of his lips, as Shinichi started to drag him towards one of the aquariums. "I am sorry…" He cried, eyes widening in shock and terror.

He hated those things! They were so… urg! Grabbing Shinichi for some protections, and stability as he felt his knees grow weaker with every second; Kaito feared he would faint. At the last second, when Kaito´s face was about to meet the huge eyes of a shark, she changed directions. However, her amused expression didn´t change a bit, as she silently watched her boyfriend freak out more and more.

And soon, Kaito was ready to die, or at least hide for the rest of his life in his room. Those ten minutes he had been inside the building full of fish were the worst of his life. Not even the pain of being shot with a bullet could rival that. "I´m sorry, I´m sorry…" He kept mumbling, knowing it was his entire fault.

"Kaito, I want to introduce you to someone." Even he didn´t know when he closed his eyes, allowing Shinichi to guide him… But now that he thought about it, maybe he shouldn´t have closed them at all. "This is Billy!"

In front of him, a huge dolphin started into his violet eyes happily, wondering if that was a new playmate. "I asked the manager to lend me Billy for a while. He loves meeting new people!" Shinichi was having so much fun now! She still hadn't drunk her coffee, her head hurt like crazy and most probably she looked like a psychopath… But she didn´t mind. Kaito had to be punished. "Lets touch him, ok?"

"NOOOO!" Kaito cried terrified, already regretting hiding the coffee. "I will never do it again! I promise! Please, don't!" Shinichi was scary, really, really scary… and even though he begged her, cried and even tried to run, in the end, his hand touched the wet skin of that big fish… and that's when everything blacked out.

As a body fell toward the ground, pulling the amused Shinichi with him, the girl sighed. To think he even blocked out…. Maybe she was being a little bit mean. After all, she had found the coffee. Sighing, she smiled gently and kissed her boyfriend. "I bet you won´t do it even again, right, Kai-chan?"

The next day, the whole town, and especially University folks, freaked out when Kuroba Kaito appeared. For some unknown reason, he was using pink clothes… and had huge bangs under his eyes. He used those pink strange clothes for a whole month, without explaining anyone, not even Aoko; what was going on. He didn´t prank anyone, and returned home right after the class. After all, he knew better then disobey an enraged Shinichi…

From that day on, coffee never disappeared from Shinichi´s house, and Kaito never complained again about her drinking habits. And if someone dared to suggest taking coffee from Shinichi, he was the first to stop them, terrified... with only one phrase. "If you want a happy life, don´t even try it."

Even now, Shinichi scares Kaito from time to time, showing him a photo she took when he fainted... where he slept near a dolphin and penguin!

A/N: So, what do you think about this punishment? Great right! XD Hope everyone likes!

Yuri Kumiko: Done-desu! Hope you like it XD Like I said, I´m still not sure if I was too cruel or went too easy on him... But well, it was his first time. (not that he will try again -.-)

shinjichan173 :You are making me blush... (and grin like a mad mad...) I happy that you liked, and here one more chapter as requested! kukukuku

Assasin8: Agreed! I still wonder why Shin-chan is so dense some times... But I like him (or her XD) like that!

Thanks for reviewing everyone and see you next time!

Kaggami-chan