1.) Due to the fact that some people were requesting some more Baka to Test elements, I've decided to do a few spin-off chapters every now and then about Akihisa's side of the coin. If you've read the TWOGK manga, you'll know that Keima's ~7 year old spirit is in Keima's 17 year old body, providing some good comic relief. I've decided to do the same thing.

2.) Sorry for the brevity! I had a hard time bringing the words out.

Disclaimer in earlier chapters still in effect

Enjoy!

Chapter Twenty-Four: Flag 01 - Tenri Route

"...Ugh," said Akihisa, his soul encased in Keima's body. The Ultimate Idiot was on a bed in a room surrounded by games. Lots and lots of games. Way more than his measly collection. Then he notices something else: A girl is by his bed side. And it's a cute girl. "G-Gwah!"

"W-What!?" exclaimed Tenri, falling off of the bedside. Akihisa stands up, hoping that neither Minami nor Mizuki were anywhere near.

"W-Who are you!?" cried Akihisa, pointing an accusing finger at the girl. "And where am I!? This isn't my room!"

"U-Um, Keima? We're in your room. A-Are you okay?" said the pig-tailed girl. Akihisa gets back onto the bed, and lies down.

"I must be dreaming," said the brunette, closing his eyes. Tenri sighed, and turned around. His eyes shot open at the sound of the sigh. Once she faced Akihisa, her formerly soft, black eyes were now an angry shade of red, and Akihisa could have sworn that she had a halo. He chalked up to his stupidity. She walked over to him, and pinched his cheek. Hard. Thanks to the pain, he comically shot up into the air, his head lodging itself into the ceiling. He placed his palms onto the ceiling, and pushed with all his might, dislodging his head. With a hard thud, he falls onto the bed. "What was that for!?"

"Just to confirm that this isn't a 'dream'," replied Diana, crossing her arms under her breasts. "You don't remember, but you're Keima Katsuragi. You got hit on the head 'accidentally', and you got amnesia-"

"...Amnesia?" The Goddess sighed.

"You lost your memory," answered Diana.

"...Amunezia or whatever you said could be right," said Akihisa, "but I'm probably not the guy you're looking for. I may be stupid and oblivious, but the one thing I'm sure of is that I'm Akihisa Yoshii."

"Oh yeah, that," replied Diana. "That name was implanted into your brain by aliens." Akihisa's jaw dropped.

"N-No way!" exclaimed Akihisa, waving his arms around comically. Diana laughed - genuinely laughed, seeing a surprised expression on Keima's normally stoic face for the first time - and said that she was just joking. Akihisa laughed along with her, a giant exaggerated sweat drop on his forehead. After stifling the laughter, Diana said, "If anyone calls you 'Keima', 'Katsuragi', or even 'Beloved', just go with the flow."

"...But I'm not any of those names." Diana sighed. Then, she put on an evil smirk, preparing to drop a bombshell.

"Anyway, I'm Tenri Ayukawa, your girlfriend. Please take care of me on our date."

'Which god did I please to be able to go on a date with this girl?' asked Akihisa, shoulder to shoulder with Tenri. 'I must thank him.' The two mortals were on a date, thanks to the efforts of Diana. 'Though I just can't shake the feeling that I've been on something like this before.' Akihisa racked his brain, trying to remember his past. All he could recall was a hair-bow and a bunny hairclip. He could also remember dull , flat horizons, and steep, curvy hills, but he had no idea why.

"H-Hello, Tenri," said Akihisa, in a futile attempt to spark a little small talk between him and the girl with the bubble wrap. "You know Akih-" He was going to say what his name meant, till he remembered that he was supposed to be "Keima Katsuragi", according to the girl beside him. He didn't really know why she was obeying her command, but he did. Maybe he treated her as a trusted friend or something. Even so, some of her aspects seemed wrong. One example would be the weird eye change. They went from black to red, from wide to narrow. It was a turnabout, just like her weird mood swings. Speaking about mood swings, they were just plain creepy. Then, thanks to thinking too hard, he got a headache.

"K-Keima, are you okay?" asked his date, seeing the pained look on his face. She deduced that the pain was caused by a headache, seeing that his hand was hovering near his temples. She pulled out her wand - which was conveniently up her sleeve - and waved it, producing a Tylenol tablet. "Here, take this-" And with yet another wave of the wand, a water bottle appeared out of thin air. "-with this!"

"Whoa, awesome!" said Akihisa, taking the medicine. At the happy expression on his face, a flushed Tenri smiled brightly. To see that happy look on Keima's face was Tenri's dream, and she was to live it to the fullest! Akihisa was happy too. The tablet worked wonders for his headache, and it acted faster than it normally did. Kinda like magic.

Akihisa knew he was in safe company with the girl beside him.

3.) Please tell me if you like the "Flag" chapters, and tell me if I got Akihisa's character right. I think he's a little OOC, but I could be wrong.

4.) REVIEW! More reviews = Faster Updates!

5.) If you've watched Clannad and loved it, get the game THIS INSTANT! It's awesome (though the elusive AfterStory is just a little too hard to reach)

Goodbye!