Beck:That was awesome last night
Jade:It was okay
Beck:Excuse me?
Jade:I've had better
Beck:From who?
Jade:Can't say
Beck:Delinquent tell me now
Jade:Hey i'm not a delinquent!
Beck:Okay you're a hot delinquent
Jade:Better
Beck:So who was it?
Jade:Andre
Beck:ANDRE?!
Jade:Yeah, he handcuffed me to the bed
Beck:WHEN WAS THIS?!
Jade:About a week after we broke up
Beck:WHAT?
Jade:Oops
Beck:I'm going to kill him
Jade:No no you won't
Beck:Wait what if I do better than him?
Jade:Unlikely
Beck:Oh you'll see
Jade:When?
Beck:Tonight, in the RV
Jade:Alright so what we going to do until then?
Beck:Picture game?
Jade:What's that?
Beck:Well,for example,right now i'm picturing us camping. It's the first night and your clothes have mysteriously disappeared...
Jade:It's official, i'm never going camping with you
Beck:I haven't even got to the good part!
Jade:And you won't
Beck:So what we gonna do tonight?
Jade:What do you think?
Beck:BJ perhaps?
Jade:Nope
Beck:Why not?
Jade:You don't deserve it
Beck:Mean
Jade:Yay!
Beck:Guess you won't get a fingerin'
Jade:I hate you