A/N There's some information I know about jade gemstone and Greek legends. Don't say I never tried to educate you kids.

Beck:Hey Darlin'

Jade:What?

Beck:Can't I just text my girlfriend?

Jade:What do you want?

Beck:You wanna come to Canada with me?

Beck:Babe?

Jade:Don't even joke about that

Beck:I apologize

Jade:What did you really want?

Beck:You

Jade:Go away

Beck:Hey!

Jade:You're annoying me

Beck:Good, you deserve it

Jade:You're such a child

Beck:Says you

Jade:Look I gotta go

Beck:No, don't

Jade:Why? What's so important that you have to tell me now?

Beck:I love you

Jade:Later

Beck:Babe!

Jade:Uh fine, I love you too

Beck:I detect sarcasm

Jade:Really? Wow

Beck:You are by far the most sarcastic person I know

Jade:Really? What about your sister?

Beck:Oh yeah, the second most sarcastic

Jade:Your sister is totally awesome

Beck:I have to say I was pleasantly surprised you two got along

Jade:Yeah me two

Beck:Hey what's your favorite gemstone?

Jade:I don't know, why?

Beck:No reason

Jade:Oliver

Beck:Okay,well I came across jade gemstone and I was wondering if you heard of it

Jade:Ironically enough, I haven't what is it?

Beck:It's a gemstone that has been known for more than 7000 years it's highly valued for it's beauty

Jade:Cool, what color is it?

Beck:It depends,it's the emerald green one that is sought after most by collectors.

Jade:Is it valuable?

Beck:In Hong Kong in November 1999 a jade bracelet sold for about $2.5 million

Jade:Nice, does it have like a meaning?

Beck:As early as 3000 B.C. jade was known in China as the "royal gem".Today this gem is a symbol of the good, the beautiful and the precious. It embodies the Confucian virtues of wisdom, justice, compassion, modesty and courage, yet it also symbolizes the female-erotic.

Jade:Sounds awesome, like me

Beck:Narcissists much

Jade:Hey don't use words I can't understand!

Beck:He was from the Greek legends

Jade:Did he know he was awesome too?

Beck:He was exceptionally proud, in what he did to those who loved him. Nemesis saw this and attracted Narcissus to a pool where he saw his own reflection in the water and fell in love with it, not realizing it was an image. Unable to leave the beauty of his reflection, Narcissus died.

Jade:Cheerful

Beck:Whatever, you comin' over to watch a movie?

Jade:Nah i'm kinda tired from all that learning, night xx

Beck:Night Gemstone xx