Beck:Hey
Jade:Not in the mood Oliver
Beck:Why what happened?
Jade:My dad
Beck:Again?
Jade:Yep
Beck:What happened this time?
Jade:Well my stepmother was there with her dog
Beck:Donna,the blonde one?
Jade:Yeah I decided to switch her perfume with barbecue sauce
Beck:What happened?
Jade:Her dog smelled the barbecue and got up on the table and leaped onto her
Beck:Oh Jade, why?
Jade:Cause dogs love barbecue
Beck:No why'd you do it?
Jade:Oh well they were talking about moving and having a child
Beck:Ah, they still coming to the wedding?
Jade:Unfortunately
Beck:Hey it was nice of your dad wanting to give you away
Jade:Oh please he'd give me away to a pack of wolves
Beck:And he gave us his blessing
Jade:Yeah to never come over
Beck:He really does care about you
Jade:Whatever, when can we move into that apartment?
Beck:When they're done, it shouldn't be long now
Jade:I don't think I can stand another minute living with my dad
Beck:Well why don't you stay at your moms then?
Jade:Can't,she's in Washington
Beck:Well then come stay with me until we get the apartment
Jade:I guess I could but what about your mom?
Beck:She wants to get to know her new daughter-in-law
Jade:I can't understand why
Beck:She likes you a lot
Jade:True
Beck:Whereas your mom hates my guts
Jade:Its not that...
Beck:Oh come on you know she doesn't want you to marry me
Jade:Well that's just too bad for her
Beck:Hey I gotta go get dinner
Jade:K later
Beck:Love you