Beck:You're pregnant?
Jade:Yeah
Beck:Are you sure you're pregnant?
Jade:A stork built a nest into my neighbour's tree, it's gonna give me my baby
Beck:Uh Jade, honey, i'm pretty sure that's not how babies are born
Jade:No shit Sherlock, I know how babies are born
Beck:Then why...
Jade:I was kidding
Beck:So are you?
Jade:Of course i'm kidding
Beck:No I mean are you pregnant?
Jade:Well pregnancy tests are usually 99% right
Beck:Well we should still make an appointment with the doctor
Jade:I guess
Beck:Do you have any of the signs?
Jade:Well i'm really tired, I've been getting sick, severe nausea
Beck:Have you been having any weird food cravings?
Jade:Uh yeah like chicken wings and pickles
Beck:But you hate pickles
Jade:I know that
Beck:I'll make an appointment
Jade:K later
Beck:Love you babe