JADE:Hey
BECK:Hey babe
JADE:I need your help
BECK:I knew this day would come, just like I sensed the Klaine wedding
JADE:What is your obsession with Kurt and Blaine?
BECK:Kurt's adorable and Blaine can rock a bow-tie
JADE:Am I sensing you have a guy crush
BECK:You been like your girl crush for Santana?
JADE:If you don't shut up you're not coming over tonight
BECK:Why what are we getting up to?
JADE:Sick-minded child
BECK:What are doing?
JADE:We are having a Twilight movie marathon
BECK:Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
JADE:Yes
BECK:I thought you thought Kristen Stewart was a bitch
JADE:No Bella is, Kristen's awesome
BECK:Does it have anything to do with the many scenes with shirtless dudes?
JADE:And if it is?
BECK:Wouldn't you rather see me shirtless?
JADE:I will be satisfied when you actually enter a gym
BECK:For your information for the last two summers I have been going to the gym everyday
JADE:Hanging out with Andre in the Sauna, pretending to be wizards casting spells doesn't count
BECK:Wait till see you my ab-ulous bod tonight
JADE:Okay then i'll give you a lap dance in front of my parents at dinner listening to One Direction
BECK:I'll take the lap dance and One Direction
JADE:I was being sarcastic
BECK:I wasn't
JADE:When you come over please bring the stuff you pretend to know about to fix my car
BECK:Sure
BECK:Hey!