Spiral

Chapter 3: The Hots

A/n: What happens in this chapter may seem like 'Man, that's been done a thousand times before,' but, it is original just, bare with me folks.

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Quote of the day: I'm the storm that came instead of the calm that was supposed to come before the storm but had nothing to destroy after I came along! -Perpetual Ascension by K-Rino. (Sorry, I'm gonna have too many quotes by him.)

***Spiral***

Videl yawned as she sat up. Yesterday was an amazing day. She got a car, a frying pan, her little sister and…

Videl blushes as she brings two of her fingers to her lips.

'We kissed…' She thinks. Just then her stomach growled loudly. She wasn't usually that hungry…

She figured she should brush her hair before she left her room. She didn't very much enjoy brushing her hair but, she guessed, she should look a little bit presentable.

She sighed as she picked up her brush and brushed her long waist-length hair that was dark blue at the bottom.

Wait, what's up with that last paragraph?

She grabs her hair at the bottom. Why was it blue and long?

Suddenly the blue part turned orange.

'This is so cool.' She thinks. Then it turns sky blue. Her tail wiggles in excitement.

Okay, what's up with that paragraph?

She squeezes her new tail. And then,

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

***Spiral (A/N: If this was sitcom this is where the theme song would be! Am I right?)***

Okay, so maybe squeezing a random tail wasn't her brightest moment. But it wasn't stupid. If you woke up with a tail, what would you honestly do? Mhm…

She had to go to Capsule Corporation today to get her Glove-o-matic installed into her watch so she'd have to conceal her tail for now. And her hair. She simply stuck her tail in her pants and put her hair in a cap.

She wondered if her father had seen Naomi yet.

"Dad!" She called down the stairs.

"Yes, sweet pea." He called back.

"When was the last time you went in Naomi's room?" She asked.

Hercule had to think for a few moments, "I'd say…2 weeks ago… Why?"

"Just wondering…hey I'll be right back…" She says retreating up the stairs and she walks into her little sisters room.

She shakes her and says, "Wake up Nao, let's go surprise daddy…"

"Videl…is really…here…" Naomi whispered, "I…thought I was dreaming…especially when you well…flew."

"C'mon Naomi, he hasn't seen you in a year. Walk behind me, you'll know you're cue." Videl instructs.

Naomi rolls out of bed and stands behind her sister.

"Daddy!" Videl calls, "I have a present for you but, we're sharing the present. I got it late last night but you were asleep…"

"What is it?"

The all stand there silently for a moment.

"That's your cue." Videl whispers.

"Sorry," Naomi whispered the she shouted, "Hi daddy!"

Hercule blinked, "N-Nao? Naomi?"

Naomi ran over to her father and squeezed him tightly.

Hercule just blinked, "Naomi…" He hugged his youngest daughter and a single tear shed from his eye.

"Dad, I have to run over to Capsule Corporation."

"Can I go too, Daddy? I've always wanted to go there!"

Hercule sighs, "Fine, only because she can make more friends her age."

"Oh, yeah, Trunks is over there, maybe even Goten." She muses, "Come on Nao!"

***Spiral***

"That was smart! Why are you saying I was stupid."

"Because no one decides whether they should join the circus with a turtle!"

"You drink to much, Haterade, Trunks." (A/N: Haterade is like Gatorade but you know…haters.)

"Haterade? Really?"

Ding dong.

Trunks walks over to the wall, presses a button, and ask, "Who are you? If you are trying to go out with mom, she's married. If you are trying to go out with dad, he's married. If you are a crazed fan, the gift shop is across the street. If your that guy from that all-you-can-eat place, we didn't eat all of you're food and are blow up part of the west wall."

"It's Videl. And I brought a friend for you guys to play with!"

"It's open."

Videl walks in with Naomi and Goten freezes, his mouth slightly agape.

"The one with purple hair is Trunks and-"

"Ahem." Trunks interrupts, "It's lavender."

"Sure," Videl says sarcastically, "Goten is the one with black hair. You guys this is my little sister Naomi."

"Hi, Naomi." Trunks said, "Do you have cooties?"

"I was dead for a year. I think they'd be gone away." She turned to Goten, "Hi, Goten."

"…The name "Naomi" is of Hebrew origin and it means "Beautiful, Gentle". {1} Like you…I mean…I'm just gonna go to…the bathroom? Yeah, that's right!" Goten bursts as he runs to the bathroom.

Naomi blinks, 'Well,' She thinks, 'He's cute for a boy.'

"Strange. Where's your mom. I've gotta talk to her."

"She's in the testing room. Take a left on that corridor and turn right on to the next hallway. It'll be the third door on your right."

"Thanks." Videl says as she walks off.

"What's up with Goten?" Naomi asked.

"I don't know. What I do know is that his brother has got the 'hots' for your big sister."

"Which one? Lizaria or Videl?" She asked.

"Videl. Who's Lizaria?"

"Liz is Videl's twin. She never told you?"

"No."

"So, Goten's brother has the hots for my sister, huh. Wait, is he the tall one with black eyes and black hair that sticks up in spikes except one that's in front of his head and he moves like…super fast."

"Yeah, that's Gohan."

"Well, my sister must have the hots for him, too. Yesterday they were doing kissy kissy stuff!"

"No way!"

Goten walks up to them, "What'd I miss?"

"Naomi saw Gohan and Videl doing kissy kissy stuff!"

"Oh my Dende!"

"Did you take a picture?" Trunks asks.

"I had no camera, but I would've done it."

"Goten. Huddle." Trunks demands.

Naomi couldn't hear all of what there were saying but she heard the words, 'Chibi. Induct. Sword.'

Trunks and Goten then say in unison, "Join the dark side…we have cookies."

Naomi's eyes narrow and she yells, "How dare you ask me to join the dark side. Do you really think I'd join the dark side…" her peeved smile turned to a smirk, "…without telling me what kind of cookies are on the dark side?"

The other two smirk and say in unison, "Why, dark chocolate chip, of course."

***Spiral***

Videl knocks on the door and Bulma says, "Videl, is that you? Come on in."

"Hey, Bulma."

"Can I see your watch?"

Videl nods as she takes off her watch and hands it to Bulma.

"There's something wrong, Videl. Tell me. And don't say it too weird. The weirdest thing I can imagine is Goku not eating and programming a spaceship to the next galaxy."

"It's nothing. I'm fine."

"Videl." She whines.

"Fine. I am hungrier than usually and I'm happier than usual."

"Are you pregnant?"

Videl eyes widen and her face turns beet red, "Gohan and I aren't even dating."

"I didn't say Gohan."

"…dang…" Videl whispers.

"You've never been one to wear hats."

"Uh…"

"I-Is that a tail, poking out of your shorts?" Bulma inquires calmly.

Videl looks down and sure enough, her tail had found it's way out of her left pant leg.

"Lemme take some blood. I think I know what's wrong."

"What's wrong with me?"

(A/N: we've all figured it out by now right?) "Videl. You might be a Saiyan."

"A what?"

***Spiral***

"Goten," Trunks begins, "I, as the leader of the leader, instruct you to get the sword!"

"Can I do it?! Please you did last time!"

"You wanna sword her? …Fine."

Naomi gulped, "S-Sword me? I've never been sworded!"

"You're only sworded by us once." Trunks says.

"Don't kill me! I haven't been alive again for 24 hours."

"No, Naomi! Like when you get dubbed. It doesn't hurt!"

"Oh."

"Get down on one knee and look down so I can dubbed you!" Goten instructs.

Naomi does so.

"I dub thee once," he tapped her head with the sword, "twice," he tapped her on the left shoulder, "thrice," he taps her right shoulder, "Chibi! …You're finished!"

"We have to give you some things." Trunks says, "A video camera to record embarrassing moments. A picture camera to capture misleading moments. A voice recorder for stuff like, if Gohan and Videl are doing a play where they admit their love for each other, you wouldn't see scripts. And a near endless supply of dark chocolate chip cookies!"

"So what do we do now?" Naomi asked.

Trunks smirks and pulls keys out of his pocket, "Let's paint bomb the Great Saiyaman statue with a jet-copter! We'll make it purple!"

"That's so stupid!" Naomi objected, "You can't make it purple! It has to be hot pink with sparkles and little fuchsia flowers and dark pink hearts mixed in! Duh!"

Trunks smiles, "Meet back at eighteen-hundred hours."

"Huh?" Goten was confused. What else is new?

"6:00 p.m., Goten." Naomi answered.

"Oh."

"So Goten," Naomi began to shuffle her feet and blush slightly, "What did you say about me being beautiful and gentle?"

"…I uh…" Goten was a terrible staler. He looked around and found a vase of marigolds. Goten phases away and Naomi is holding a purple marigold.

Naomi's blushed deepened.

***Spiral***

On the roof…

Goten was looking over West City. It was very pretty.

'Naomi's prettier…' He thought.

Oh no! He was getting teenage hormones at seven!

"You've got the hots for her…"

"Is that you Trunks? Where did you come from? I don't have the hots for Naomi! I'm like seven!"

"One, in the flesh. Two, places. Three, yes you do. Three and a half, I didn't say Naomi. Four, I heard something, it was like, 'Love hath no age.'"

"I don't have the hots for her."

"The warms?" Trunks asks.

"Uh…no…"

"The moderates?"

Goten looked like Trunks like he was nuts, 'Trunks you're nuts,' he thought. "Trunks you're nuts. The moderates? Really?"

Trunks shrugs.

***Spiral***

"Gohan hasn't told you what a Saiyan is?!" Bulma yelled, "I thought you knew…"

"No! What's a Saiyan."

"Ask Gohan."

"Why? Why won't you tell me."

"He brought you into this craziness, did he not?" She said.

"Touché…"

"For now, you'll eat a lot to get full. Don't go out on full moons. And most of all, don't squeeze your tail."

"I figure that out."

"What's up with the cap?" Bulma asked.

Videl takes her cap of and let's her hair fall down.

"Oh wow."

"I just wonder, how it grew back so quickly…and earlier it was changing colors. I wonder what happened?" Then the bottom turned orange.

"Wow. That's a nice shade of orange."

"You're the only other person who knows. Please don't tell."

Bulma smiled, "I'm hushed. Just tell me everything that happens to see if I can help you out. It's not like you wake up one day with Saiyan blood. But something deeper is going on. Hair doesn't change colors."

"Okay." She puts on her cap. "I'll let you know if something happens."

"Bye."

***Spiral***

"Videl…" A faint whisper called as Videl walked up the stairs.

"Videl…" It called again. It sounded like it was coming from the vanity room so Videl walked in there.

"Videl…" It called, louder. She noticed a book was glowing.

"Come to the book…"

Videl hesitantly walked to the book.

"Press the center button."

Videl did so and the room was enveloped in a starry sphere Videl stood on a circle and a familiar figure stood in front of the blue eyed girl.

"Mom?!"

***Spiral***

"Why?!" The Great Saiyaman cried, "My precious statue! It's hot pink with fuchsia flowers and dark pink hearts! And it's sparkly! Who could have done this?!"

He looked at the balloon that had dropped the paint on his wondrous statue.

'Is that…the Capsule Corp logo?' He thought.

"Chibis!" He screamed in rage.

***Spiral***

"Chibis!" He screamed in rage as he stormed into Capsule Corp.

Trunks turns to Naomi, "If he says something about chibis, you know nothing."

Naomi nodded.

"Chibis! Did you paint bomb my statue?!"

"No, big brother. Why do you think we did it?" Goten asked innocently.

"Because I saw Capsule Corp logo on it."

"Oh, mom was gonna go bomb Orb Company for copying the Capsule plane design and selling it first." Trunks answers.

"Why not just sue?" Gohan asked.

"Mom is one of the richest people in the world. Why would she sue?"

"I still-"

"Naomi," Goten instructs, "Leave for a second…"

Naomi gets up and leaves but hides behind a wall and peeks out.

"We know you have the hots for Videl." Trunks says calmly.

Gohan's face turned beet red, "I-I-I…where do you get your information?"

"Does this sound familiar, 'Today, I heard her singing. Her singing is as beautiful as she.' or, 'Videl's eyes are so sparkly when she smiles. It's like a sapphire gets caught in her eyes.' perhaps, 'Wow, Videl is very attractive…I've got the hots for her!'" Goten then smirked, "We could tell Naomi…"

"I-I-I…you read my diary, err- journal!"

"We'll tell Naomi…and obviously she'll tell Videl…unless of course…you help us…." Trunks bargained.

"With what?" Gohan asked.

"We'll tell you…when the time comes…" The say in unison.

***Spiral***

*Flashback*

"Momma! Daddy! Azura!" Astella cries, "Don't let the mean people take me away! I don't want leave Larips! I don't wanna go to Girth!"

"It's Earth." The councilman corrects, "We can learn much more about the universe this way. We'd like to make you a hero. Don't you want to be the hero of Spiral?"

"Not if I have to leave my family!" Astella yells, "And you don't wanna make me a hero! You're sending me away because I can't play an instrument or do technology! I have a talent for writing and dancing and singing, but you jerks don't give a shwamp!"

"Young lady, you shall not use that kind of language." Another councilman says.

"Shwamp!" She yells.

"Momma! Daddy! A-"

"Lizara, Zantoro, Azura, it's time for her to go."

'Do you have the book?' Lizara mouths.

Astella nods.

"Bye…"

*End Flashback*

"Wow. That was sad…" Videl says, "You went through a lot mom."

Astella nodded.

"So let me get this straight, you were from planet Larips. Lizaria, Nao, and I were always half-Larips-"

"Spiral."

"Okay, Spiral until I made quote 'lip contact' with Gohan and because he's a half-Saiyan, and the Spiral have a weird reaction to Saiyans, I'm half Saiyan and will be for 10 earth years which is the equivalent to one hundred years on Larips."

"That's correct."

"Why did you take Lizaria to Larips with you."

"When we crashed, Naomi was alive as long as Lizaria held her she put her down, thinking she'd still survive. Suddenly a dead clone of Lizaria dropped in the car and poof! We were on Larips. She has what's called 'the Touch of Life'. We need you to come to Larips. The council believes you are the 'Chosen One.' That's all I know. King Kai knows where Larips is. He'll give you the coordinates. Bring Gohan, Trunks and Goten. I must go."

"What about my hair."

"The end of your hair represents how you feel. There is a hair guide in the book."

"Who's King Kai?"

"Ask Goku! Goodbye Videl."

"Bye mom."

The vanity room turns back to normal. She knew what do now.

She'd have to kiss Gohan again to be human and Spiral again.

And if that didn't if work, she'd beat him senseless.

She took the Mondo Super Duper Cooper Frying Pan of Immeasurable Pain…of Doom because chances are, the first one won't work.

A/N: Confusing and definitely original. I've read many 'Videl Saiyan' stories but never a 'Videl some other kind of alien which has a glitch for Saiyans so when she kisses Gohan she becomes a Saiyan' story.

{1} Okay, there's a website that tells you what your name means. It's .org. Look here. I've got Videl's:

The name "Videl" is of English origin and it means "Life. Used as both surname and given name. See also Vito". It's a name commonly given to boys.

Well until next time readers.

-NerdsRule

-7/7/13, 11:14