Spiral

Chapter 4: Saiyanology

And We're Outta of Here Saga ~ Chapter 4

A/N: All review responses will be at the end. I'm gonna start trying to finish two of my other stories so updates may take a little longer. Recently there was a fire at my house. We burned down our neighbor's shed and our house may have caught on fire if I hadn't noticed a fire under our deck.

I also noticed that Gohan's bookbag, oh my Dende, it looks like a purse!

Disclaimer: I think Gohan is very cute. Neither of us own him. I think Vegeta's mean. I don't own him either. I think Saiyaman is embarrassing and are suprised he got Videl into that...monstrosity. I don't own that. I own Naomi, Astella, Lizaria, Larips and the Spiral race. Now read!

Quotes of the Day: "Sometimes, I drive the ladybugs insane." -My little sister.

"Those who are willing to die trying should try dying and see if there cause is worth it." -Me.

***Spiral***

Dear Videl,

My movie In the Flesh comes out on in a few weeks. I'd like you to come. I sent Sharpener a ticket and you a ticket. I can only send so many so I can't send Gohan at ticket. The only way he could get in is if he was your date. Or Sharpener's but that's just…*shudders*.

Your Best Friend,

Erasa Penski

P.S. Good look with Operation G… ;)

***Spiral***

Gohan heard a tap on his window while he was thinking. About Videl, of course.

The person tapped again.

He looked up and he saw Videl.

He got up and opened the window and said, "Hey, Videl. You need something?"

"Yeah, we need to talk about a few things. Follow me."

***Spiral***

"Momma?" Lizaria began, "When do we get to see Videl and Naomi again."

"I'm not sure when we'll see Naomi again. Videl will come soon." Astella assures, "She's the chosen one most likely."

"You really think she beat Refrige?" Lizaria questions.

"With her new Saiyan powers, I'm sure she could do it. As long as the author can write a fight scene."

***Spiral***

Videl finally landed with Gohan behind her.

"What do you need V-"

She yanked the collar of his shirt and kissed him quickly. Gohan didn't even had time to respond when she pulled away.

"Darn it." She muttered, "I've still got my tail."

She sighs and slaps him across the face.

Gohan stood there with a confused look on his face. She kissed him. She slapped him. And it hurt.

"Why did that hurt?"

"This is all your fault!" She then pulled out the Mondo Super Duper Cooper Frying Pan of Immeasurable Pain…of Doom and she then began to hit him on the head until, poor Gohan had a concussion…

"Okay, maybe that was a bit…extensive." She reaches into her pocket and pulls out a Senzu bean and sticks it in his mouth.

Gohan blinks his eyes, "Why did-"

"What's a Saiyan? And who's King Kai?"

"What?"

"This is gonna sound…weird but, I'm half-alien. Half-Spiral to be exact."

"I'm half-alien, too. Half-Saiyan actually."

"You are? Well, what's a Saiyan?"

"You want a lesson on Saiyanology?"

"Why do you think I came?"

Gohan mumbled, "To kiss me? To slap me? To give me concussion?"

"I heard that…" Videl replies.

"Heard what?"

"Just explain 'Saiyanology', Gohan."

"Why do you have to know all of a sudden?"

"When you kissed me yesterday, I turned into a half-Saiyan because the Spiral have sort of a 'glitch' as my mom said."

"Wait, if my memory serves me right, you kissed me." Gohan replied.

"I gave you concussion." She addressed. "Chances are your memory is as good as…as…I'm out of insults right now."

"But I remember you kissing me while I was trying to tell you something." Gohan argued.

"You've been looking at some messed up ganders, haven't you?" She gibed.

"I-" Gohan sighed, "Would you stop saying that?"

Videl shook her head with a mischievous grin.

"Well you still kissed me."

"You kissed me back." She accused.

"So?"

"You wanted me to kiss you didn't you."

Gohan face turn redder than a strawberry, "N-No."

"I'm kidding." Videl reassures, "Do you wanna pretend that that last night never happened? I don't wanna ruin our friendship."

'No! I like you! A lot! I might even be in love with you! I don't wanna forget it! I wanna kiss you again! You're amazing! And you look so good! And you smell like…like vanilla!' The thought struck him to kiss her again. He quickly realizes it may be self-destructive considering a kiss is what got her into this mess.

"I- Hey, what's up with the cap?" He asked, "You've never been one to wear hats."

"I just…heck, you know now." She takes off her cap again for the second time today and let her hair fall down to her waist. It was lime green now.

"I like your hair. It's very…black and green…"

"It's green?" She inquires. She looks down and sure enough it's green. "It's mood changing hair."

"What does lime green mean?"

Videl shrugged, "There's a hair chart in the back of the book. I didn't look at it."

"What book?" Gohan asked.

"The one I communicated with my mom through."

Gohan stands with a confused look on his face.

"How do you think I found I was alien all of a sudden?"

"Ways…" He said mysteriously.

"…Look at different ganders. The ganders you're looking at are messing with what little sanity you do have."

"She also said that we were supposed to go to her home planet, Larips. We is you, Goten, Trunks, and me of course." Videl informs.

"Why?"

Videl sighs, "I'm not completely sure…"

Gohan raises his eyebrows, "She gave you no reason at all?"

"Oh yeah. I might be the 'Chosen One'!" She said proudly.

Gohan snickers.

"What's so funny, Saiyaboy?" She asks.

"I'm sorry but, I didn't expect you to be the chosen one for anything other than fighting or sports. Not that it's impossible. You've just got everything. Usually, the 'Chosen One' is like the underdog or whatever."

Videl glares at him, "You're words a very hazardous to your health."

"…Uh…your hair is very red." he says.

"It must mean anger or something." She states.

"She's coming soon as you know." Figure A says. (A/N: Yeah, the names are bad but shhh, it's a secret.)

Figure B nods, "Yes of course, Boss."

"You're job is to, as they say on her planet, sweep her off of her feet."

"Yes, Boss."

"Do you know how to romance an earth woman?" Figure A asks.

Figure B smirks and throws his green hair over his shoulder, "It is in my blood sir."

A small argument and one slapped Gohan later...

"...Uh...this is gonna be hard to explain..."

"Well, I'm listening...if I'm gonna learn this I'd rather learn from you as opposed to Vegeta, Goku, Trunks, or Goten."

"Well, the Saiyans come from a planet called Vegeta-"

"Wait, was the planet named after the jerk or is the jerk named after the planet?" She asked.

"I think the jerk's named after the planet. But as I was saying," He continued, "Saiyans were strong warriors. They went to take over other planet and sold them to the highest bidder."

"Like...space pirates?" She questioned.

"Yeah...space pirates." He nodded, "I haven't thought of it like that but, I guess so. The Saiyans were ruled by a...thing named Frieza."

"A freezer? Like a Kenmore™ freezer?"

"No, FRIEZA! He eventually blew up planet Vegeta killing off most Saiyans..."

"Frieza sounds a lot like freezer."

"And he's got a brother named Cooler and a father named King Kold. With a K."

"What's the tail for?"

"Oh yeah! It's an important power source for Saiyans."

"But I'm the only one who has one and you guys are way strong."

"Let me finish. If you have a tail, you turn into a giant ape on full moons."

"That's why Bulma told me not to go out on full moon. She also told me that-"

Her sentence was interrupted by two very loud stomach growls.

"That." She finishes, "Oh, but how am I supposed to eat tonight without eating myself out of house and home?"

"Mom wouldn't mind cooking for one more Half-Saiyan."

"But are we really gonna tell her we kissed and I magically became a Saiyan?"

"We could tell her you were Half-Spiral and you spent so much time around us that you turned into one."

"This better work..."

A Never Before Read Scene From Chapter 2:

"Videl, you are stubborn, nitpicky, and when I met you, you stalked me. But you are beautiful, amazing, sweet, smart, and you smell like vanilla. Videl Satan, I'm falling in love with you..." Gohan smiles, "But I'll never tell you when you're conscious..."

He kissed her on the forehead and she smiled as she layed on the golden cloud.

Little did he know, she heard every word.

Little did she know, it was not a concussion dream.

"You don't say." Chi-Chi muses, "Videl, is this an excuse to have dinner with Gohan?"

"No, I really have a tail." Videl sticks her tail out to prove it.

Chi-Chi inspects it for a few seconds and responds, "Looks real. Strange story though...well, go ahead and stay Videl. I need to practice cooking for another Saiyan anyway..."

Gohan's face scrunches up, "What are you saying?"

"I'm pregnant, Gohan. You'll have a baby brother or sister!" Chi-Chi smiles, "Maybe it'll be a girl. I've always wanted a little girl."

"That's great, Chi-Chi." Videl adds.

"Does dad know?" Gohan interjects.

"Well he does now." Goku said popping into the kitchen, "When did you find out?"

"Oh, about half an hour ago. I was going to tell you all over dinner but, I guess it slipped."

"Gohan," Videl begins, "I think were forgetting something. Do you?"

"Yeah, but I can't put my finger on it..."

They think for a second more before chorusing, "Goten and Naomi!"

"Gohan!" Videl yells, "Wait a second!"

Gohan stops and his tracks and turns around to Videl.

"I *pant* can't *pant* fly *pant pant* as fast as *pant* y-you."

"I could carry you." He offers.

"Sure." She answers and almost instantly felt a pair of strong arms encircle her waist. They both begin to blush.

'He's so warm.' She thinks, 'Wait...did I just think that.'

"Here we go." Gohan says as they take off, "We'll be there in about seven minutes."

'I don't want you to ever let me go.' Videl thinks.

"GAH! STOP IT!"

Gohan stops and looks down at Videl, "Stop what?"

"Uh, I...just...it's...just...just keep flying."

Gohan and Videl walk up to door and Gohan presses the button.

"Who are you? If you are trying to go out with mom, she's married. If you are trying to go out with dad, he's married. If you are a crazed fan, the gift shop is across the street. If your that guy from that all-you-can-eat place, we didn't eat all of you're fo-"

"It's Gohan and Videl." Gohan says, "We're here to pick up Goten and Naomi."

Trunks pushes the two out the door, "Sayonora!" He yells and slams the door.

"I think Trunks is mad at me..." Naomi admits.

"Why?" Videl asks.

"Well I asked why he was named after men's shorts and he looked a little bit unhappy and then Goten told me that his last name was Briefs and I laughed some because he was named after shorts and undies." Naomi explains.

"Let's just go." Videl sighs.

"Daddy!" Naomi screams, "We're home!"

"Hello, Naomi. I haven't seen you since this morning! And Videl I —"

"Dad, Naomi, we've gotta talk." She interrupts.

"About what?" Naomi asks.

"Daddy, did Mom ever say something about planet Larips?"

"N-No." He answered.

"We have to start from the top then. Naomi, Dad, Mom was an alien."

Thud!

"Daddy! Daddy wake up!" Videl says as she shakes him

Hercule opens his eyes and says, "I had a dream that Naomi was back and you told me Astella was an alien."

Videl nodded.

"You-You're for real?"

"Hi daddy!" Naomi said coming into his clear view.

"Can I finish explaining?" Videl asks.

"You don't mean an alien from like Canada right?" Hercule checks.

"Planet Larips." She repeats.

"Gotcha." He says.

"I myself though have spent so much time around Saiyan that I uh…turned into one."

"Saiyan?"

"Gold Fighter."

"Gotcha."

"Saiyans eat a lot so I'm going to a friend's house for dinner."

"What friend?"

"Gohan."

"Gotcha."

"See you guys soon. I'll explain when I get back because I am really hungry." She says as she walks out of the house.

"I feel so…barbaric…"

"Get used to it." The other four reply.

Videl continued to inhale her food and she realized you could taste the food really well. It's only for a split second but it's like your taste is enhanced and stuff.

"Mom. You should tell Goten the news" Gohan says.

"Mommy gonna make me a big brother in 9 months!" Goten cheers.

"How did you know?"

"I felt the Ki inside of Mom. I'm not that clueless."

Everyone just returned to their meal.

"Gohan, you're gonna teach me." She says after dinner had ended.

"Can you be more specific?"

"You're gonna teach me how to be stronger, faster, shoot balls of light from my fingertips, and turn my hair golden."

"I don't know…"

"Come on. I'm Saiyan now! You said I was a fast learner!"

"Fine."

"Good. I'll be here at ten in the morning sharp." She said and she kissed him on the cheek, "Goodnight, Gohan."

"N-Night."

A/N: Yay, now it's my birthday! Okay I'm too lazy to respond to reviews so see ya around!"