ANDRE:Wazzup my brother

BECK:Andre?

ANDRE:24-7

BECK:What do you want?

ANDRE:Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the hockey stick this morning

BECK:I don't know what that means

JADE:What are you guys talking about?

ANDRE:Hockey sticks

JADE:Is that y'guys new nickname for them?

BECK:Uh, no. So Andre what did you want?

ANDRE:Jade will you please excuse us?

JADE:Uh sure...

BECK:So what's up?

ANDRE:I have to come clean with you

BECK:What do you mean?

ANDRE:About me and Jade

BECK:What?

ANDRE:I tried to get her preggers

BECK:WHAT?!

JADE:WHAT?!

ANDRE:I thought you left?

BECK:What the hell is wrong with you?!

ANDRE:It was when you broke up

JADE:I can't believe you