Spiral
Chapter 6: How Can A Hallucination Tie Me Up?
And We're Outta Here Saga~ Chapter 6
A/N: Lift off is 1:15 p.m. Oh, check out my new story, 'Currently Untitled'. You may guess, it is untitled.
Quotes of the Day: "I can read voicemail and listen to text message." - K-Rino
"It is always sad when someone leaves home, unless they are simply going around the corner and will return in a few minutes with ice-cream sandwiches."― Lemony Snicket, Horseradish: Bitter Truths You Can't Avoid
Review Responses:
dcp1992- Gracias. (Is that how you spell it? I don't speak Spanish.)
Guest- He would play the keyboard, wouldn't he. I can sorta see Videl sighing in the corner because her husband is trying to young and it's not working.
Space. He hadn't been in...heck, thirteen years. He was glad to be seeing stars close up, that you know, weren't from a frying pan.
Right now, he was on his way to pick up Videl and take her over to CC, as she asked him to fly there.
Videl was finishing up her packing.
"Hm, I sure hope they've got washing machines on Larips." She mutters. Gohan looks in her window just as she packs her bathing suit.
'I sure hope they have swimming pools on Larips...' Something in the back of Gohan's mind says, "Gah, pervert." Gohan mumbles. Just then he felt something hard hit his head.
"I invite you to come meet my mother, twin, and to see my other home planet, and you call me a pervert? Can you tell me this perverted deed in which I've done?" Videl interrogates.
Gohan shakes his head, "No, not you. I meant me. I thought something perverted after seeing your bathing suit." Gohan quickly covers his mouth after realizing what he said.
"You...I...I really don't feel like cracking any jokes or insulting you. It's too early in the morning. (A/N: It's like, 6:30 a.m. Gotta get an early start.)" Videl sighed as she capsulized her suitcase, "Let's go, Pervert."
"Hey, you said it was too early to insult me?"
"I said nothing about stating the painfully obviously."
"Sigh."
"Mommy. I can't wait to go to space." Goten cheered.
Chi-Chi sighed, "Sweetheart, you don't have to go. You can stay with mommy."
"Gohan said you gave him no choice whatsoever." Goten replies.
"Because if Gohan and Videl go into space together, I might get my grandchildren sooner."
"You should focus on your baby for now mom."
Capsule Corp. 9:08
"So tell me about your first adventure in space." Videl suggests.
Gohan puts his hand behind his head like he always did, "Uh, you sure you wanna hear it? It's long and depressing."
"I was there when Buu struck. Don't tell me about depressing. Just start you story, perv."
"I'm not living that down for a really long time, am I?"
"No, now tell me your story for the love of Pete."
"Alright, alright." He gave in, "Well, I know you know Vegeta. Well he used to be evil. He had two cohorts, my uncle, and this bald guy named Nappa and we battled. In the end, Yamcha, Tien, Chiaotzu, and Piccolo were killed. And Nappa got blown up by Vegeta."
"And your uncle?"
"Oh, yeah. We killed him about a year before Vegeta and Nappa. He kidnapped me and Dad and Piccolo fought him and killed him. Piccolo was evil, too.
"Who wasn't evil? I know Goku wasn't."
"Actually, he was sent to earth to kill us all."
"What about that Eighteen lady?" She asked.
"No, she tried to kill us all."
"When did you get into space?"
"Oh, yeah. We couldn't use the dragonballs since Piccolo was dead so we went to Piccolo's home planet, Namek. It was me, Krillen and Bulma. It took a while but we eventually got there. Then Vegeta showed up, and joined us. Then-"
"Vidy!" Naomi screams as she wraps her arms around her big sister. "I just got back and you gotta leave? Well, can I come too."
"The gravity there is...23.4 times Earth gravity. You get pressed to death. It's also really hard to walk like...wearing sneakers in the pool."
"Oh. But do ya have to leave so soon?" Naomi asks.
"Sorry, pipsqueak. I love you and daddy so much."
"But remember," Naomi begins, "I don't want you to do kissy kissy stuff with Mr. Gohan, but if it helps me be an auntie sooner, go ahead."
Gohan and Videl both blush and Videl swallows and replies, "I'll...I'll keep that in mind."
"Knock Knock." Naomi states as she walk in the room Trunks and Goten are in.
"Who's there?" Trunks asks.
"Me."
"Me who?" Goten replies.
"Nao-me!"
Trunks frowns, "I don't like that joke."
"Hater." She teases, "I wish I could come with you guys. Promise if Gohan and Videl do any kissy kissy stuff, you'll report back to home base."
"Deal." Trunks responds.
"Yepadidoo!" Goten responds.
Trunks and Naomi look at Goten and Naomi stutters, "Yepadidoo?"
"It means yes." Goten replies, "We're gonna miss you, too."
"Yeah. I have to leave and talk to the city about how I was recently deceased."
Naomi walk over to Trunks and tries to give him a hug. "I'd hug you, but you might have death cooties."
"Death cooties? You're ridiculous."
Naomi walks over and hugs Goten and pecks him on the cheeks.
"Gotta go, see ya later." She says as she runs out the door.
"You've got the hots for her."
"I don't have the hots for Naomi!"
"The moderates?"
Goten shakes his head.
"The warms?"
"If I say yes, will you leave me alone about it?" He asks.
"Yeah."
"Maybe."
1:09 p.m. ...
"Sweetpea?" Hercule begins, "I love you so much and I'll support you in anything you do. But do ya have to go to an alien planet?"
"Daddy, it's where Liz and Mom are. I'd invite you but the gravity on Larips is 23.4 times stronger than on Earth."
"But explain to me why all three of your guests are male."
"Mom just told me to bring them. I didn't really have time to argue or ask why."
"Well, remember to write, sweetie."
"Daddy, I don't think they have good postal service in space. Besides, I'll only be gone for a month."
"A month? What happened to two weeks?" He asked.
"It's gonna take a week to get there and a week to get back."
"Oh."
"I love you, daddy."
"I love you, too, sweet pea."
1:17 p.m.
"Gohan?!" Videl called, "Gohan!? Where are you?! Lift off was supposed to be two minutes ago!"
Videl hears a loud noise from down the hallway. She quickly spints and opens the door.
"Oh my dende! Gohan what happened to you?" She asked. Gohan had been tied up and had duct tape on his mouth, "Wait, lemme get the tape off."
"Ow!"
"Don't be a baby! Now explain what happened while I get you untied."
"Well, I heard your voice calling me into this room and I came in here to see what was going on then I saw you and you had a paintbrush in your hand and it had blue paint on it, except it wasn't blue paint, it was blueberry juice, the Saiyan's weakness{1}, so you threw some on me, which momentarily paralyzed me and then you put the duct tape on my mouth and tied me up."
"I didn't do that." Videl argued.
"I know you didn't do that." Gohan says, "Who ever did it, did a really impressive job of being you. The other Videl even had blue eyes. She wasn't wearing the same clothes as you."
"What was she wearing?"
"Uh, that's not important."
"Yes it is."
"Uh...I can't remember."
"She was wearing the bathing suit, wasn't she?"
"...I object?"
"You're having hallucinations of me in a swimmimg suit?! You men are all the same."
"How can a hallucination tie me up?"
"Ways..." She said mysteriously.
Gohan then replied, "You're scaring me."
"I try."
1:23
"Where was Gohan?" Bulma asked as the young adults walk by to enter the spaceship.
Videl rolled her eyes and looks at he heiress, "Having hallucinations of me in a bathing suit. And somehow, this hallucination tied him and put duct tape on his mouth."
"It was real!" Gohan argued.
"That's what they all say."
"Who's 'they'.
As the two walk on to the spaceship, Goten asks, "Nī-chan, where have you been?"
"Don't worry about it." Videl answers for him, "You and Trunks need to sit down."
The chibis nod and the foursome takes their seats.
Videl presses a button and speak, "Okay, Bulma. We're ready for takeoff."
"Okay, I'll start the countdown."
"30, 29, 28, 27, 26..."
"Are you all ready for space?" Videl asked.
"It'll be nice to be there again."
"Yepididoo."
"My dad is growing facial hair, but he shaves it every morning."
Guess who said what.
"Nī-chan, does space hurt?" Goten asked.
"What do you mean?"
"I think he means like with atmospheric pressure."
"Oh." Gohan says, "Yes. Yes it does."
"How bad?"
"..."
"Gohan?"
"...3, 2, 1. Blast off."
Man, that hurt.
"Hey we can move now." Videl annouced.
Goten and Trunks quickly unbuckle thier seat belts and begin to float around.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." Gohan warns.
"Hey look, Trunks, I'm doing a backflip." Goten cheers. The chibis had ingnored him.
Videl sighs and presses a button and the chibis land unceremoniusly with a thud.
"Ow."
Goten stares in awe as he watches stars fly past the spaceship. Okay, it was vice versa but, it looked like it.
"Thanks for bringing us into space, Videl." Goten says, "I owe ya one."
"Me too." Gohan replies from...somewhere.
"Uh huh." Trunks too replies.
Videl smiles and replies, "You can all pay me back right now."
"Oh, no." All three reply.
Videl hits a button and a lawn chair appears and she sits down on it and takes off her shoes.
"Chibis," She begins, "You two will rub my feet. I've got one for each of you. And Gohan, get your butt in here, you get to massage my shoulders."
"How long do we have to do this?" Trunks asks.
"Until I am satisfied." She answers.
"She's a girl! She's never satisfied!" Goten panicked.
Game Show: Guess That Smell with Goten
Goten: Hello and welcome to...
Studio Audience: GUESS THAT SMELL!
Goten *dazziling smile* And I'm your host, Son Goten. And our contestant today is Trunks Briefs.
Gohan & Videl: *walk in*
Videl: Where'd you get the game show backdrop?
Gohan: And the studio audience?
Goten: *frowns* You're ruining my game show!
Gohan & Videl: Fine we'll leave. *leaves*
Goten: Anyways, Trunks is gonna have to smell three things.
Trunks: *puts blindfold on and sniffs cup one* Mozzarella cheese with marinara sauce.
Goten: Correct.
Trunks: The second one is 2% milk that will expire Tuesday about 2:00 p.m. and lemon and strawberry yogurt that expired a month ago.
Goten: Correct.
Trunks: A purple heart sticker and six and a half strands of Gohan's hair, three of Videl's and...your armpit rag.
Goten: Correct! You win!
Trunks: What do I win?
Goten: Uh, my armpit rag?
Trunks: Ew!
Goten: You could have that first cup with mozzarella cheese and marinara sauce.
Trunks: Alright.
Gohan walked into Videl's room and layed her phone down.
"Don't leave, my prince." she cries.
"Are you awake?" He asked.
"..."
'She must be sleep talking.' He thought.
"Javier..." she mutters.
Javier? Who...who is Javier? Whoever he was, he and Javier were gonna have a little take about Vide-
"Javier's an idiot..." She finished.
Oh, Gohan's bad.
"There once was an idiot," Videl began to mutter, "who is also a pervert, he decided to see what a girl was dreaming about by watching her sleep. He eventually got hit by a frying pan." Videl opened her eyes and pulled out her frying pan.
"Couldn't we talk about it like adults?" Gohan asked.
"Not really."
"Please."
"You wish."
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