ANDRE:Hey did I leave my phone at your house last night?

JADE:Uh you weren't at my house last night

ANDRE:Yeah we watched that movie, remember?

JADE:No and if you don't have your phone how are you texting me?

ANDRE:Oh yeah this is Beck

JADE:Ah, makes more sense now

ANDRE:Yeah, so is my phone there?

JADE:Uh no it's not sorry

ANDRE:Aw man, where is it!

BECK:Dunno, anyone seen my phone?

JADE:Did you not find it?

BECK:No

ANDRE:Wait who is using my phone?

BECK:Uh I am, duh

ANDRE:Andre, you have my phone?

BECK:Yeah soz man, you have mine?

ANDRE:Yep, wait where are you?

BECK:Having coffee with your mom

ANDRE:?

BECK:I'll come over to the RV with your phone

ANDRE:k

JADE:I am so confused

BECK:It's ok we have are own phones back

ANDRE:Yeah I better go, tell your mom I'll see her on Tuesday

BECK:I'd rather not

JADE:Weird

BECK:Yeah, i'm pretty sure they've been looking at my baby photos

JADE:Oh like the one of you pretending to be on the phone while being potty trained?

BECK:YOU SAW THAT?

JADE:And the one of you asleep on your birthday cake

BECK:I AM GOING TO KILL MY MOM!

JADE:Aw you were so sweet!

BECK:Yeah,yeah