Spiral
Chapter 7: Good Vibe Smiley Power
Emplin Saga~Chapter 1
A/N: Come on Grunkle Stan! Punch that pteradactyl in the face! Oh hi! When'd y'all get here? Man I want some chocolate! I'm introducing a new language! I'll teach you some words so you'll get the gist off what a lot of them are saying, like me with spanish.
Chōn~Greetings
Emplin~What's up.
Onk~Pretty
Juuken-Time
Jaloop~Amazing
Werp~Long/Big
Lintrin~Short/Small
Tellopin~Bye
Lokoj~You
Gion~Yes
Sen~No
Polom~I/Me
Quote of the Day: "Name something that might hit you while walking in a park." "A car."
"I'm like a depressing ball of smiles." -Me
Rev Res.
Guest- I honestly don't know? It might be a movie, they might slap me on a TV series or, you never know, I might get my own, assuming that I get this one in a bazillion chance.
dcp1992- Not much spaceness here but I'll have at least one chapter on the way back.
Because the author was too lazy to write about the week in space, we find ourselves at today...
Videl found herself in a white tank top with a big black star in the middle and her hair pull into a ponytail on the right side of her head. For once she didn't wear her baggy clothes.
Rather, something that flattered her figure.
This did not go unoticed. Especially by well...take your guess.
Videl smiles as she walks out of her quarters, "Hi, Goten, Trunks."
The chibis turn around and Goten begins, "Hey, Videl! I bet you're excited to see your mom and sister! You look different! Did you paint your nails? Did you use a new conditioner? New shoes? I like cheese!"
"What did you eat this morning?" Videl asks.
"Nuthin'! I drank some of that nasty brown stuff Trunks had!"
Videl glares at Trunks, "You gave him coffee?! Have you met Goten?!"
"He got some when I wasn't watching! It's not my fault! He's steathly!"
Videl sighed. These people.
Videl hears foot steps and turns around and says with a smile, "Watch out, Gohan. Goten is hyped up on coffee and...why are you looking at me like that?"
He didn't respond.
"Trunks, will you time him?"
"One step ahead of ya."
"Gohan! My eyes are up here!" Videl says. She feels like she had stood a little too long, and her was staring at her way too strangely.
"Huh?" Gohan said breaking out of his perverted stupor, "Uh, Videl was I-"
"Staring at me like a was a big piece of meat for...Trunks?"
"Two minutes and seven seconds."
"Then, yes."
"You just looked...pretty." Gohan said shuffling his feet.
"Don't act cute! It's not gonna work on me today!" Videl said giving him her best glare, "It was so wrong of you to look at me like...like..." 'Darn, it's working.' She thinks as she fights the silly grin coming on to her face.
"Do you have some kinda good vibe smiley power?" She asks.
"Not that I know of."
"It...you...ugh!" Videl screams as she stomps off to her room.
"What's her deal?" Trunks asks.
"Zipidy doo da!" Goten interjects.
"Didn't Videl say he had coffee?"
"Yes she did," Videl screams from her room, "and you should listen to her more often instead of looking at her like that and why is she talking in the third person...?"
"I know you don't hate me." He called to her room.
"...Pervert..." She muttered loudly.
Goten turns to Gohan, "Why were you looking at sis like that?"
Gohan blushes and responds, "You'll understand when you're older."
"...I'm older now."
"When you're way older, like my age."
"Hey, guys! It's time to land! Get in stat!" Videl calls as she buckles her seatbelt.
Goten and Gohan quickly buckle thier seatbelt as they begin to decend.
Videl asks, "Where's Trunks?"
"I...I think he's...in the shower..." Goten says queitly.
"I need pants so badly!" Trunks yells from the bathroom.
As the spaceship lands, Trunks staggers out of the bathroom in shorts and a shirt and says, "Worst. Shower. Ever."
"Now what?" Goten asked. "How do we know where to go?"
"Kenna ōtō op muin." Videl snorts.
"What?" Trunks asked.
"I said, 'Let's find a ki like mine.'"
"It sounded like 'kenny ootoo op moon'."
"Epincholen." Videl mutters and then she slaps her mouth amd her eyes widen, "What did I say?"
"Epincholen?" Gohan guesses.
"I meant delusional. I must be able to speak Spiral now."
Videl sighs as she knocks on the door.
A little girl answers the door and responds, "Chōn."
"Unisad Astella lo Lizaria?"
"Meken rea jone. Astella wen des mutry."
"Mok." Videl adds as the girl closes the door.
"What?" Trunks asks.
"They live next door but my mom went shopping." Videl answers as she knock on the door.
"Chō- Vizzy?" Lizaria asks as she answers the door.
"No. It's the pizza delivery guy." Videl answers sarcastically.
Now the usual person would hug thier sister after not seeing thier twin sister for a liitle over a year would hug them. That's not what they did.
No, Lizaria punched Videl in the gut and Videl did the same to her. Videl turns to Gohan and company to see them looking confused.
"You've got your sibling antics and we've got ours."
"Where are my manners? Come in you guys. I've got bananas!"
Videl frowns, "Just because we originated from a race of monkeys automatically means we love bananas?"
Lizaria's face scrunches up, "So you don't want any."
"Don't be ridiculous, of course we do!" Videl answered.
"Hey, mom should be home soon." Lizaria says, "Videl, pod lokoj mert lest ont yun ooj?" (Translation: Videl, can you get them out of here?)
"Gion, Liz." (Translation: Yes, Liz.)
"Huh?" Trunks asks.
(A/N: Borrowed this part of the scene from one of my stories, 'How The Great Saiyaman 2 Came To Be,')
"Hey, is that the ice cream truck?" Videl asked.
"I don't hear anything." Goten comments.
"It's the Silent-Ninja Ice Cream truck."
"I'm sold." Trunks agreed as he and Goten flew out the door.
Videl looked at Gohan, "Don't you want ice cream?"
"Does ice cream even exist on this planet?" Gohan asked and they both looked at Lizaria.
"We've got fro-yo." She offers.
Videl stick her bottom lip out and asks, "Can you just let us be alone just once, Gohan-kun? Pleasey wease?"
Gohan nods and leaves the room.
Lizaria's eyes quickly light up as she turns to Videl, "Gohan-kun? Kun? {1} Is he your boyfriend?"
"I wish, er, you wish."
"Cut it, Vi. I can tell you like him."
"Yeah, I do."
"So..."
"So..."
"Tell me why you like him. I know you've kissed at least once."
"How would you know?"
"You're a Saiyan. Can I squeeze your tail?"
"No."
"So..."
"So..."
"Is he a good kisser?"
"You've always been obsessed with my love life."
"Or lack thereof."
The girls laugh and Lizaria continues, "You never answered my question."
"Well, you saw him. He's really cute. And he's super smart. And he's really strong. And he's the sweetest, most thoughtful boy I'd ever met and whenever he smiles my stomach gets all tingly and sometimes I feel like my knees are gonna give in...and yes, he's a good kisser."
"Wow, Videl. You are really in deep."
Videl sighed, "Yeah, I guess I am."
"Cantona!" Lizaria cries, "Videl es cantona."
"Cantona? That's so strong. I like him."
"Cantona." Lizaria teases.
Astella opens the door, "Emplin, Lizaria. I'm sorry it took so long. I- Videlisa!"
"Mom!" Videl cries as she hugs her mother, "Don't call me Videlisa!"
"Sorry, old habits die hard."
"Videlisa?" Gohan asked as he looked at Videl.
"Er, one of the French transfer students Lizaria dated-" Videl began.
"One of the French transfer students Lizaria dated?" Astella replied, "I thought she only dated Pier."
"Uh, I mean THE French transfer student Lizaria dated gave me and Lizzy frenchier names." Videl began, "Hers was Lizarianna and mine was Videlisa. Thier relationship ended when Pier tried his French moves on Videlisa. Videlisa made sure he never saw us again and Videlisa is talking in the third person again."
"Hey, I'm still here. I haven't seen you in a year, Videl."
"Sorry, Mom."
"So, Videl." Astella begins.
"Yeah?"
"When can I expect grandchildren from you and Gohan."
'Mom's lucky neither of them were drinking anything.' Lizaria asks.
Both of thier faces were a nice shade of red when Videl answered, "Mom. I am just eighteen and Gohan and I don't think of each other like that."
"That's not what you told me." Lizaria sang.
Videl aims a glare at Lizaria and whispers, "I'm gonna kill you, bring you back, kill you again, and then I'll just keep using the Namekian dragonballs!"
Videl smiles widely. Too widely. "Where are those chibis?"
As if on cue the chibis come in with cones.
Videl turns to Lizaria, "You said there was just Fro-Yo here."
"It's ice cream flavored Fro-Yo." Goten answered.
Lizaria smiles as she points to a room, "We've got two guest rooms. Chibis stay in here and Gohan and Videl," she continues as she points to the room on the right, "You'll stay in here."
It was a medium sized room with yellow and purple walls. In the far right corner there was a bunk bed.
"I want the top bunk!" They yell in unison.
"I get the top bunk Gohan!"
"Why is that?"
"'Cause...because I said so!"
"So did I." He argues.
"Well...I said it first!"
"No way!"
"I said so better than you."
"What?"
"I'm running out of reasons!"
"You could both sleep on the bottom...or the top?" Goten suggested.
They blush lightly and there continue they're arguement.
"You are already arguing like an old married couple." Lizaria gushes.
Videl rolls at her eyes and turns her attention back to Gohan. She flips her hair and smiles sweetly. "Please Gohan-kun. Pretty please with cherry on top?"
"Fine."
"But I- Oh, you said yes." Videl smiles. "Thank you, Gohan-kun."
Videl then stood on her tiptoes {2} and kissed Gohan's cheek and skipped off.
"Oh my Dende. Why am I skipping?" She whined, "I blame you for this Gohan."
What happened? The last thing he remembered...Videl kissed him. Well, on his cheek. Eh, it was the thought that counted. Then she skipped away. (Which was so unlike her.) And then he took an impromptu nap.
Now Videl was sitting in beside him waving a cinnamon bun in front of his face. Man he was hungry.
"How long was I out?" He asks.
"5 hours...ish."
"Oh, wow." Gohan muses, "Can I have that-"
"Knock yourself out." Videl says handing him the cinnamon bun.
"What did I miss."
Videl then explains to him that they will go tomorrow to a cave on Ototop {1} Island for her to take 'the Chosen Test'. He'd also missed dinner. But he'd be able to participate into story time.
"So how did I get knocked out?"
Videl muttered something but he couldn't understand it.
"What?"
"I mighta sorta hit you with the Mondo Super Duper Cooper Frying Pan of Immeasurable Pain…of Doom ™..."
"So..."
"So..."
'Maybe...I should ask her now.' He thinks.
"Videl, I...I..."
"You...you..."
"Would you...tell me if there's any food left?"
"Of course. We wouldn't starve you." Videl says, "I've gotta go. See you."
Gohan sighs, "I'm an idiot."
Suddenly two other Gohans appear in the room. One wearing Saiyan armor, the other clad in his normal red pants and yellow shirt.
"You idiot," The Gohan who was wearing the Saiyan armor (let's call him Saiyan Gohan, hm) began, "You should've asked her out you half-brained half-Saiyan."
"You're the Saiyan side of me, right?" Gohan (original) asked.
Saiyan Gohan rolled his eyes, "No I'm the pizza delivery guy. Yes, I am your Saiyan side." Saiyan Gohan then points to the other Gohan, "That's your human side, or as I like to call it, 'The Weak Link That Keeps Us From Asking Out Videl'. The wimp's afraid of rejection or something stupid."
"Well," Human Gohan began, "I just don't wanna get rejected because it hurts."
"Didn't it hurt when you got beat up by Cell?" Saiyan Gohan asked.
"It's a different kind of hurt..." Human Gohan says sheepishly.
"How?" Saiyan Gohan asks annoyed.
"Well, heartbreak is a pain that never truly stops." Human Gohan replies.
"But why would she reject us?" Saiyan Gohan adds.
"Well, she's pretty and famous and smart and what are we?"
"Epic." Saiyan Gohan responds, "Come on, what's wrong with us? We've faced evil space tyrants and we can't ask out one hot girl?"
"Hey, we're also polite. We don't call girls hot."
"We can tell no lies as well. I mean, really, we were all thinking it."
"Gohan," Videl calls from outside the door, "Liz sent me to tell you it was story time."
"You guys gotta go." Gohan (original) says.
"Okay." They responded in unison.
With a single blink, there was only one Gohan.
Aw, man! He didn't get any advice from that. Just a headache...
I am tired of asking but I will: VOTE ON MY POLL FOR THE LOVE OF FRO-YO!
-NerdsRule
-8:38 8/15/13