NoName-chan: *Looking at a mirror, focusing really hard*
Allen: Um, what are you doing?
NoName-chan: Trying to see if I look in the mirror long enough, I'll suddenly turn into Katsura Hoshino. Sadly, it isn't working. So still don't own DGM.
…..
*And we open up to our fabulous stage once again. Ben-kun and I are sitting on our beautiful red couch while a coffee table separates us from Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki, and Road, who are sitting on the blue couch. The suicide-inducing Game show music is playing, of course, and I'm busy polishing my shovel*
NoName-chan: *Grins* Hello there, everyone~! Happy to see you all again for Episode-Chapter-Thingy 1.5 of D Gray-show~!
Allen: Wait, what? Episode-Chapter-Thingy 1.5?
NoName-chan: You know? Episode-Chapter-Thingy 1.5? Like the Episode-Chapter-Thingy between Episode-Chapter-Thingys 1 and 2?
Allen: *exasperated sigh*No, no, I meant, why is this Episode-Chapter-Thingy 1.5 instead of 2?
NoName-chan: Oh, that's simple: because we didn't have enough people submit suggestions in order to come out with Episode-Chapter-Thingy 2. Seriously, so far we only have 1 question, 1 randomness, 1 torture, 2 dares, and only 3 murder plots!
Allen: Oh, yeah, that's not very much- WAIT, MURDER PLOTS?!
NoName-chan: Moving on. Anyways, the suggestions aren't coming in fast enough to have Episode-Chapter-Thingy 2 happen anytime soon-
Kanda: AND IT SHOULD STAY THAT WAY!
NoName-chan: -and the Network's owner said that if this doesn't work soon, he'll cut off my funds.
Tyki: Who owns the Network? O.o
NoName-chan: Ben-kun does. *glares at him*
Ben-kun: *yelps in fear* I-I'M SORRY, B-BUT IT WAS INCREDIBLY HARD TO GET THE FUNDS, A-AND I REALLY NEED TO MAKE IT BACK!
Lavi: Wait, where'd you get the funds from?
Ben-kun: Well, I went to the bank to get a loan. But they refused, so I robbed them.
Everybody: *silence* …..
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki: YOU ROBBED A BANK?! O.O
Ben-kun: Yup. Well, I got some of the money from the mafia, but that's another story. Point is, if I don't get that money back soon, I'm fucked o_o
Allen: *sighs* Okay, yeah, whatever. I still don't understand why we're having an Episode-Chapter-Thingy 1.5.
NoName-chan: Oh yeah! Well, there're 3 reasons: 1. Because I need more suggestions, and what better way to get them than by making a special episode~?
Kanda: A better way would be to just not make them-
NoName-chan: *hits Kanda over the head with the shovel*STFU! Anyways, 2. Because I received a special suggestion from one of the few people who decided to help out that I believe needs its own Episode-Chapter-Thingy~!
Allen: We're going to die, aren't we?
Road: *grins* Probably~
Lavi: *Whimpers*
NoName-chan: And, finally, 3. *hits Allen over the head with the shovel* BECAUSE I'M THE HOSTESS AND I DO WHAT I WANT, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Allen: *holds head in agony*
Lenalee: So, you said that there's a special suggestion at play today? What is it?
NoName-chan: *grins* It's something very special, courtesy of Pineapplebombgirl. But first, I need to knock everybody except Ben-kun unconscious.
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Tyki: Oh. Wait, WHAT?!
NoName-chan: *grin grows wider* You heard me. Now, FACE MY WRATH~! *jumps to my feet and starts swinging the shovel around*
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Tyki: *SHRIEK. Start running for their lives*AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
NoName-chan: GET BACK HERE! *Starts chasing them*
Lenalee: Am I the only one who thinks that this is a bit inhumane?
Ben-kun and Road: *Grin and start waving flags with my name on them around* GO NONAME-CHAN~!
Lenalee: *Sighs* I guess so…..
*MEANWHILE WITH THE VICTIM- I MEAN, "CONTESTANTS"*
Allen: HOW…. *pant* THE FUCK…. *pant* IS THIS…. *pant* LEGAL?!
Kanda: IT…. *pant* ISN'T! *pant* NONAME-CHAN…. *pant* IS JUST…. *pant* A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!
Lavi: WELL,…. *pant* WE CAN'T…. *pant* KEEP RUNNING…. *pant* LIKE THIS…. *pant* FOREVER!
Tyki: HE'S RIGHT! *pant* WE NEED…. *pant* A PLAN!
Kanda: *pant* I'VE GOT ONE! *pant*
Allen: REALLY? *pant* WHAT…. *pant* IS IT?
Kanda: *trips Allen* EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! *starts running even faster and leaves the others behind*
Allen: *pulls himself to his feet painfully* KANDA, YOU TRAITOROUS BASTARD! *starts running again but is stopped by a hand on his shoulder from behind*
Unknown voice: *whispers in Allen's ear* Come with me, I'll help you.
Allen's thoughts: 'Hm, a random voice that I've never heard before asking me to go with them. Sounds perfectly safe!'
Actual Allen: Okay! *is led to a dark alley*
Unknown voice: *Allen can see a dark silhouette of them* So, you're running from NoName-chan?
Allen: Last time I checked, yeah.
Unknown voice: Well, I can help you stop her.
Allen: *eyes widen* REALLY?! HOW?!
Unknown voice: SHHHHHHH! *looks around frantically* I parked my car in a tow away zone, you need to be quiet!
Allen: *lowers his voice to a whisper* Sorry! Anyways, you know how to stop NoName-chan? How?
Unknown voice: It's easy. *holds an open hand out into the light, revealing a pill* You just need to give NoName-chan her medication.
Allen: Really? That's it? O.O
Unknown voice: Pretty much.
Allen: Wow. *Takes the pill from the person* Thanks! But, wait, why are you helping me?
Unknown voice: Because, THIS FUCKING NONAME-CHAN IS DRIVING ME UP A FUCKING WALL!
Allen: Was that a Dane Cook reference?
Unknown voice: What is this, 20 Questions? Of course it was a Dane Cook reference!
Allen: Awesome. Okay, one last question: Who are you?
Unknown voice: *smirks and steps into the light, revealing themselves to be a 13 year old girl 1 inch taller than Allen with (dyed) dark brown shoulder blade-length hair and grey-ish eyes* I'm NoName-chan's best friend, Jen-chan.
Allen: Oh. Wait, if you're her best friend, then why are you conspiring against her?
Jen-chan: NO MORE QUESTIONS! NOW, GO! *pushes Allen out of the alley*
Allen: *shrugs and runs off to find me*
*5 minutes later*
Allen: *sees me taking a break from chasing the idiots at a taco stand*
NoName-chan: Yeah, okay, can I get 6 tacos with extra everything, 4 burritos, 10 enchiladas, some chips and salsa, 8 quesadillas, and 42 churros please? Oh, and a small Slushie.
Taco Stand Guy: O_o
Allen: AHA! *Tackles me to the ground and forces me to swallow the pill*
NoName-chan: What the-?
Allen: HA! I win! I'm the winner!
NoName-chan: *Grins* You're an idiot. *Disappears*
Allen: *hits the ground* Huh? O.O
NoName-chan: *Appears behind him and taps his shoulder*
Allen: *whirls around to looks up at me in terror* W-WHA-?! HOW-?!
NoName-chan: *Grins* Thanks for giving me my energy supplement pill! *Knocks Allen out with the shovel*
Allen: *unconscious*
NoName-chan: *wipes sweat off my forehead* One down, three to go!
Jen-chan: *Walks up to me* Wow, he's an idiot.
NoName-chan: *grins* Yup. *Hands her $20 bucks* Here's your payment. Thanks again for helping me, Lulubell!
Jen-chan: *Changes form until she reveals herself to actually be Lulubell and takes the $20* Anytime. *Walks away*
NoName-chan: Alright, now where was I? *turns back towards the taco stand* My food, please.
Taco Stand Guy: *Gaping in fear and horror at the sight of me, my (now bloody) shovel, and unconscious Allen*
*MEANWHILE WITH THE OTHER PREY*
Kanda: *still a little bit ahead of the others. Hears the sound of Allen shouting followed by the loud slam of a shovel hitting someone's head* WELL,…. *pant* MOYASHI'S OUT.
Tyki: YOU'RE…. *PANT* CRUEL.
Lavi: YOU KNOW,…. *pant* WE'RE STILL…. *pant* FUCKED…. *pant* IF NONAME-CHAN…. *pant* CATCHES US!
Kanda: WELL,…. *pant* THERE IS…. *pant* A WAY…. *pant* THAT WE…. *pant* CAN TRAVEL FASTER.
Tyki: REALLY? *pant* WHAT?
Kanda: *stops dead in his tracks* Ok, first, we-
Lavi and Tyki: *crash into him, sending them all flying*
Kanda: YOU FUCKING IDIOTS WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU I AM GOING TO SLICE YOU BOTH TO PIECES-
Tyki: ANYWAYS, what's the plan?
Kanda: Right, right. Well, first we…
*5 minutes later*
Kanda: ….and then after that…
*Another 5 minutes later? O.o*
Kanda: …And then we use the costumes to…..
*GODDAMMIT, WHO THE FUCK LET BEN-KUN CONTROL THE TIME SKIPS?*
Kanda: … And then finally, we….
**bursts into the video editing room and sees Ben-kun messing with the time skip controls* BEN-KUN! GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE VIDEO EDITING SOFTWARE! *starts beating him with the shovel**
Kanda: ….okay? Got it?
Lavi and Tyki: *salute* RODGER THAT!
Kanda: Alright then. Now, GO!
Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *each run in different directions*
*WITH TYKI*
Tyki: *looks at sticky note* Okay, on Kanda's shopping list it says I need…. Booty shorts? O.o
AWESOME! *runs into a department store*
Random Clerk Lady: *smiles at Tyki* Welcome to Forever 21! How can I help you?
Tyki: Hi, I need 3 pairs of booty shorts for me and my friends.
Random Clerk Lady: …...
Right this way~! ^^ *leads him to a shelf of booty shorts of many different colors and patterns* Okay, it might take a little bit of work finding your size, but I'm sure it's possible if you just tell me what design you want.
Tyki: Alright….. *looks down at the piles and piles of booty shorts* Hm… There's so many choices, I don't think I could possibly choose- *freezes immediately as his eyes land on a certain pair of shorts. Gapes*
Random Clerk Lady: Do you see a pair you like?
Tyki: Yes….. *points at the pair with a huge smile* THOSE~!
Random Clerk Lady: *looks to where he's pointing and smiles* A fantastic choice~! Let me just take your waist measurements, and I'll have them ready for you right away!
*5 minutes of waist measurements and "accidental" groping courtesy of Random Clerk Lady later*
Random Clerk Lady: *hands Tyki the shorts* Try these on please~
Tyki: Okay~! *pulls off his pants and puts on the shorts*
Random Pedestrians: *eyes widen as Tyki forgets that he's in the middle of the store instead of the Dressing Rooms*
Random Clerk Lady: *Points to a large mirror that's conveniently right there* What do you think? ^^
Tyki: *looks in the mirror. Eyes widen* THEY'RE… PERFECT… *starts striking different poses*
*5 minutes of Tyki's fashionista poses in front of the large mirror in the middle of Forever 21 later*
Random Clerk Lady: Okay, can I get you anything else? ^^
Tyki: Yeah *pulls off the shorts and puts his pants back on before handing the shorts to Random Clerk Lady* Can you get me two more pairs of these, same size, same print?
Random Clerk Lady: *smiles* Certainly. Anything else?
Tyki: *looks down at his shopping list* Yup! I also need….
*WITH LAVI*
Lavi: *walks into a store*
Random Clerk Guy: *monotone* Welcome to Walmart. How can I assist you?
Lavi: …Please don't… *runs off to an aisle and looks at his list* Okay, my job is…. To create a distraction? *grins* AWESOME! So what should I do first… hm….. *grin widens* GOT IT! *runs to another aisle*
*2 minutes later*
Random Lady: *Walks into an aisle containing "Feminine Products" and starts looking at tampons. Evidently makes a choice and grabs a box*
Lavi: *jumps out from the stack of tampon boxes, sending most of them flying in random directions, and grabs the box in Random Lady's hand* NOOOOO! I'M THE TAMPAX PEARL MONTSER! STOP STEALING MY CHILDREN!
Random Lady: *Screams at the top of her lungs and runs away in terror*
Lavi: *Laughs ass off for a few minutes before calming down again* Okay, what should I do next?... OOOH! I KNOW! *runs to another aisle*
*5 minutes later*
Random Guy: *Peacefully shopping in the produce section, inspecting pumpkins*
Lavi: *runs up to him* OH MY GOD, YOU FOUND IT! YOU FOUND THE DEVICE! *Grabs a large pumpkin and punches through it, creating a large hole* THERE! NOW WE CAN READ THE MAP!
Random Guy: OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *Attempts to take the pumpkin from Lavi*
Lavi: *drops the pumpkin, causing it to break* OH NO! YOU DESTROYED THE DEVICE, LENNY! NOW WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT TO NEVERLAND!
Random Guy: WHAT ARE YOU-?!
Lavi: NOOOOOOOOOOO! *runs off to a random aisle on the other side of the store before stopping* Ok, what should I do next? Maybe….. YES! *runs to another aisle*
*5 minutes later*
Teenage Guy and Girl: *walking down an aisle, holding hands*
Lavi: *runs up to them* Rose? I that you?! ROSE! IT'S ME, JACK! YOU KNOW? THAT GUY YOU FELL IN LOVE WITH ON THE TITANIC?
Teenage Girl: W-wha? I never fell in love with you-
Lavi: *gives her a disgusted glare* NOT YOU, IDIOT! I was TALKING to ROSE! *turns to Teenage Guy and tackles him in a huge hug* Oh, Rose~! I've missed you so much! Ever since I froze to death in the ocean, and- wait a minute….. YOU LET ME DIE! *Steps back and slaps the guy* HOW COULD YOU?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
Teenage Guy: WHAT THE HELL?!
Lavi: NO! NO, YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M DONE WITH THIS! IT'S OVER!
Teenage Guy: WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLE-?!
Lavi: *starts singing* SO, SO WHAT? I'M STILL A ROCKSTAR! I'VE GOT MY ROCK MOVES! AND I DON'T NEEEEEEEED YOOOOUUUUUU~! *runs off to some other aisle before stopping again* Okay, what shall I do next-?
Random Lady: *points at Lavi frantically* THERE HE IS! THERE'S THE TAMPAX PEARL MONSTER!
Security Guards: *start running towards Lavi*
Lavi: SHIT! *starts running away*
*WITH KANDA*
Kanda: *Waiting in the parking lot of the mall where Tyki and Lavi are adventuring, tapping his foot impatiently*
Tyki: *runs up to Kanda, holding several large Forever 21 bags* I finished!
Kanda: Che, 'bout time, and- JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I TOLD YOU TO GET 5 THINGS! HOW MUCH DID YOU BUY?!
Tyki: *holds the bags of clothes protectively* But Kandaaaaa! They had a sale on pleated miniskirts and mango skittles lip gloss!
Kanda: *rubs his head in frustration and sighs* Did you at least get what I told you to?
Tyki: *beams* Yup~! Here's your outfit! *gives Kanda one of the bags*
Kanda: Ok, good. *reaches into the bag* Now, we cha- What the hell is this? *holds up the outfit*
Tyki: It's the outfit you told me to get.
Kanda: WHEN I TOLD YOU TO BUY THIS STUFF, I DIDN'T THINK YOU WOULD GET THESE DESIGNS.
Tyki: HEY! The lady at the store told me this was trendy!
Kanda: *rolls eyes* Just- Whatever. I give up. Let's just go change.
*5 minutes later*
Kanda: *walks back into the parking lot in a pair of bright lime green knee-high heeled boots, a tight hot pick cami, a stylish purple scarf, a pair of blue designer sunglasses, and a pair of bright rainbow zebra print booty shorts*
Tyki: *walks up to Kanda wearing an identical outfit. Does a fashionista twirl* Fabulous, right~?
Kanda: *death glare* I fucking hate you. But alas, if we don't want to have our skulls cracked open by NoName-chan, we need to go. Come on! *Runs towards the nearest street*
Tyki: *follows Kanda, lugging his shopping bags* But, wait! What about Lavi?
Kanda: …
Tyki: …Oh my god, we're ditching him, aren't we?
Kanda: Yeah. Got a problem with that?
Tyki: YES! OH MY GOD, THIS IS TERRIBLE!
Kanda: *eyes widen* Geez, I didn't think you liked Lavi that much…..
Tyki: WHAT?! NO! I HAD TO BUY HIM AN OUTFIT, TOO! I COULD'VE USED THAT MONEY TO GET 3 MORE VESTS!
Kanda: Well, we needed someone to distract NoName-chan while we escape, and I've been trying to get rid of the damn rabbit for years, so you're going to have to just get over it.
Tyki: *sighs* Whatever. So what do we do next?
Kanda: I EXPLAINED THE ENTIRE PLAN TO YOU EARLIER!
Tyki: You did?
Kanda: YES! WEREN'T YOU LISTENING?
Tyki: Hm…
*FLASHBACK (TYKI'S P.O.V.)*
Kanda: BLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH…
Tyki's thoughts: 'I think there's a sale at Victoria's Secret today….. Maybe I should go after this. Wait! Don't I have a coupon for Bed Bath & Beyond? Maybe I should go there instead. But the Victoria's Secret sale might be a one day only thing! I can't miss that! But what if my Bed Bath & Beyond Coupon expires before I get the chance to go there again? GAH….. SO MANY CHOICES… WHAT SHOULD I CHOOSE?! Hm… Victoria's Secret. No, Bed Bath & Beyond. No, Victoria's Secret. No, Bed Bath & Beyond. No, BOTH!'
*FLASHBACK END*
Tyki: U-um, y-yeah, I was listening! B-but, would you mind running it by me again?
Kanda: *Angry sigh* I'll explain when we get there, now come on! *runs even faster*
Tyki: *follows*
*5 minutes later*
Kanda and Tyki: *Stop when they reach the side of a road*
Tyki: Okay, so what do we do?
Kanda: Just follow my example. *puts his arm out to the side and gives a thumbs up*
Tyki: … We're hitchhiking?
Kanda: Yup.
Tyki: … *shrugs and does the same as Kanda*
A Car: *pulls up next to them*
Driver: *rolls down the window* You ladies need a ride?
Kanda: LADIE-?!
Tyki: Yes, please! *puts his many shopping bags in the trunk before getting in the car*
Kanda: *tick mark* CHE. *gets in the car as well*
Car: *drives away*
Tyki: So, wait, Kanda? Why'd we need these outfits again?
Kanda: To grab attention.
Tyki: Oh. That makes sense. So, how long do you think do you think NoName-chan will be stalled for?
Kanda: Hopefully long enough for us to get out of the country.
*WITH LAVI*
Lavi: *Has run out of Walmart and left the Security Guards long behind. Stops on a side walk somewhere else in town* That was a close one….. *looks around* Wait….. where am I?
*Silence*
Lavi: SHIT! *sighs* Well, considering the fact that I have no clue where to find Kanda or Tyki, I should probably go hide from NoName-chan. *Looks around* Now, where's the last place she'd be?... I'VE GOT IT! *runs off*
*AT A SCHOOL*
Teacher: Okay, class, if 5x + 75 equals the supplement of a 23 degree angle, what is x?
Students: O_O
Teacher: …Oh yeah, this is an Art class, isn't it?
Lavi: *bursts through the window* HELP! THERE'S A DERANGED 13-YEAR-OLD AFTER ME!
Students: *SCREAM*
Teacher: *angrily glares at Lavi* NO YELLING IN THE CLASSROOM!
Lavi: BUT, MISS, NONAME-CHAN IS TRYING TO KILL ME!
NoName-chan: *bursts through a second window holding unconscious Allen over my right shoulder and a taco in my left hand* STOP RIGHT THERE, RABBIT!
Lavi: *SCREAM. Hides behind the teacher*
Teacher: *exasperated sigh* Please refrain from using the windows to enter and exit the classroom.
NoName-chan: Oh, sorry. But I have a TV show and I'm kinda on a man hunt, so can I please have that ugly guy behind you?
Lavi: HEY!
Teacher: *Kicks Lavi* NO YELLING IN THE CLASSROOM!
Students: *Shaking in terror*
Teacher: And, yeah, sure. *picks up Lavi and gives him to me* Have fun on your little Play Date, okay, NoName-chan? ^^
NoName-chan: *smiles* I will, thanks, Mom! ^^
Lavi: MOM?!
NoName-chan: My mom's a teacher, duh -.- Now, *holds up the shovel* Where was I? *knocks Lavi out with the shovel and drags his and Allen's bodies away while finishing my taco*
Students: *Wide eyed and gaping in horror with splatters of Lavi's head blood and pieces of broken glass on their faces*
Teacher: Now, where were we? Turn to Lesson 6 on page 142 and do the exercises shown while I call the janitor to come clean up the blood before the stains set in.
*WITH KANDA AND TYKI*
Kanda and Tyki: *Still in the car*
Tyki: So… do you think Lavi's dead yet?
Kanda: Probably.
Tyki: *chill goes down his spine* Kanda, I have a bad feeling about this.
Kanda: *Raises an eyebrow* What do you mean?
Tyki: I have this sinking feeling that NoName-chan's going to catch us…..
Kanda: You're worrying too much. She'll never catch us now. Even if she does somehow know where we are, there's no way she'll be able to catch us. We're in a car, remember? How could she possibly get us here? She can't exactly just go up to some car on a freeway and say "Hey, can I kill those two hitchhikers in the back seat?" So just relax. She can't get us.
Tyki: *Deep breath* Yeah, you're probably right, Kanda. There's no way she'll catch us.
NoName-chan: *Lands on the windshield of the car*
Kanda, Tyki, Driver: *SCREAM*
Car: *Swerves until it drives off the road and crashes into a tree*
Kanda: OH MY GOD, GO! GO! GO!
Kanda and Tyki: *Jump out of the car and run for their lives*
NoName-chan: *Appears in front of them holding the handle of a wagon with Allen and Lavi's unconscious bodies in it* NOT SO FAST! *knocks them both out with the shovel*
Kanda and Tyki: *Crumple to the ground*
NoName-chan: *sigh of relief* Finally! *Puts their unconscious bodies on the wagon along with the others'* Now, how am I going to get them all back to the NoName-chan Fanfiction Co. building?... Hm…..
*MEANWHILE WITH BEN-KUN, ROAD, AND LENALEE*
Road: *impatiently tapping her foot* God, where IS she?
Lenalee: No idea…..
Ben-kun: Well, just calm down, ladies! I'm sure she'll be back soon! I can imagine it now: my sweet little unbiological sister skipping in through that door with a sweet little smile on her face-
NoName-chan: *Drives through the wall in a monster truck* I'M BACK!
Ben-kun, Lenalee, and Audience: O_O
Road: FINALLY~! How'd it go?
NoName-chan: *Gets out of the truck, dragging the 4 unconscious bodies* It took a while, but it went pretty well~!
Road: Awesome~! *kicks Tyki's unconscious body* So, what now?
NoName-chan: Well, for the suggestion, I also need to knock out you and Lenalee, so I guess I'll do that now.
Lenalee: *Pales* Wait…. Are you gonna hit us with the shovel, too? o.o
NoName-chan: *Smiles* Of course not! The shovel's only for the 5 idiots.
Ben-kun: Yeah, the 5- HEY!
NoName-chan: Moving on. I've got other ways to knock you and Road out.
Road: Really? How?
NoName-chan: *Grins* Like THIS! *Shows Lenalee a VERY detailed doujinshi drawing*
Lenalee: *Squeals and passes out from a massive nosebleed*
Ben-kun: Wow 0.0
NoName-chan: Yup~! ^^
Ben-kun: *Grins* Lenalee looks really pretty when she's unconscious…..
NoName-chan: *Hits Ben over the head with the shovel* NO PERVINESS!
Ben-kun: *Unconscious*
NoName-chan: …Woops….
Road: Well, what now?
NoName-chan: *Sighs* I WAS going to leave Ben-kun conscious and knock you out, but I guess this'll work… Well, Road, this was all for today's activity. You see, when I knocked everybody out, I made sure it was to the point that when they wake up, they'll all have temporary amnesia. So, basically, today's activity is that we're going to convince them all that they're all their opposites!
Road:*Grins* This is gonna be fun~!
NoName-chan: *Grins* Yup~! Anyways, after everybody is in their new persona, we're going to take them all out for dinner at Applebee's and see what they all do! And of course, we'll be secretly recording them the whole time.
Road: Awesome~! So, when are they going to wake up?
NoName-chan: Well, Road, it's hard to say. It could really be anytime between now and when I blow this airhorn in their ears. *Blows the airhorn*
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki, Ben-kun: *Shoot awake* AH!
NoName-chan: *puts on a façade of worry* Oh my god, guys, are you okay?
Allen: *rubs head* W-what happened?
Road: *puts on a similar act to mine* We were all just walking when you guys all tripped and hit your heads! You've been unconscious for, like, an hour!
Ben-kun: Really? *Looks around* Where are we?
NoName-chan: We're at a movie set. It was the nearest place we could lay you guys down.
Lavi: Really? Wow….
Tyki: Wait a second…. *Blink blink* Who are you guys?
Road: *Fake gasp* You guys don't remember? We're your best friends! I'm Road, and this is NoName-chan.
Kanda: Oh… *Blink blink* But….. who are we?
NoName-chan: *Fake gasp of horror* Oh no! They don't remember who they are! What are we going to do, Road?
Road: Well…. Maybe it's temporary. You know what? I bet if we tell them who they are, they'll remember right away!
NoName-chan: *beams* You're right! Well, *points at Kanda* Your name is Yuu Kanda, but you like it way better when people call you Yuu-chan. You're a super nice and friendly person who likes to be friends with everyone. You are also a cheerful employee at the Black Order Costume Store, where you spend your time dressing up as a fairy princess and dancing around, giving candy to the children.
Kanda: *smiles sweetly* U-um, yeah! I think I remember!
NoName-chan: *Fake tear of joy* I'm glad. Anyways, *points at Lenalee* Your name is Lenalee Lee. You have a huge brother complex over your big brother, Komui Lee, and you're always very overprotective of him and always beat up his colleague, Reever Wenham, for being near him. You're incredibly energetic, and you love to annoy your friends. You also have a tendency to pull pranks and interrupt people, then laugh about it. You're currently unemployed, but you devote your time to stalking your brother, pranking Reever, and making mischief with your best friend, Allen.
Lenalee: *mischievous grin* Righto~!
NoName-chan: *points to Allen* Your name is Allen Walker, but you like it better when people call you "beansprout." You're smug, sarcastic, and a bit mischievous. You are a total playboy, and you like to tease all the ladies except Lenalee. However, your one true love is Yuu-chan, and you kiss him as much as possible. You work as a stripper, and you will strip for anyone willing to pay for it. Lenalee is your best friend, but when you two are together, you're like evil twins. You guys prank everybody and like to cause chaos wherever you go.
Allen: *low seductive tone and sly smile* So I am, you lovely gems~ *winks*
NoName-chan: *resists the urge to hit him over the head with the shovel*
Road: *Grins and makes a mental note to record his flirtation and make it her ringtone*
Allen: *Sees Kanda* My precious Yuu-chan~! *Launches a surprise kiss*
Kanda: *Blushes a kisses back*
NoName-chan, Road, Audience: *Nosebleeds*
NoName-chan: Awwwww, so sweet ^^ Anyways, *points at Lavi* Your name is Lavi, but you hate it when people call you by your given name and always expect them to call you "Rabbit." You're an irritable person who shows very little emotion. Everybody annoys you except for your boyfriend, who you still act ignorant of in public. You're gay, and you can barely stand talking to women without throwing up. The only girls who you are comfortable around are me, Road, Lenalee, and a girl who likes you named Pineapplebombgirl. You work as a servant for Pineapplebombgirl, and you always cater to her wants and needs without question. Lenalee and Allen particularly piss you off with their mischief, but the person you hate the most is Yuu-chan. He is always very sweet towards you and desperately wants to be your friend, but you always act as mean as possible towards him.
Lavi: *rolls eyes in annoyance* Che.
Road: *whispering in my ear* What was with the part about Pineapplebombgirl? O.o
NoName-chan: *whispering in Road's ear* Well, she's the one who came up with the whole idea in the first place, and she really likes Lavi, so I thought I'd give her a little treat as thanks.
Lavi: *growling* What the hell are you two idiots whispering about?
Road: Oh, nothing, Rabbit ^^;;;
NoName-chan: Anyways, *points at Tyki* Your name is Tyki Mikk. You are incredibly bipolar. One second, you'll be happy and kind, and the next you'll be picking a fight on with random person. You are Rabbit's boyfriend, and you always show your love for him despite his irritability. Your pet name for him is "Bunny-boy," but he always yells at you for calling him that. You work as a transvestite GoGo Dancer, and you like to show off your Transvestite GoGo Dancing skills wherever you go. You also try to convince Rabbit to join you in such activities, but he acts angry as always. Whenever you aren't working your shift as a GoGo Dancer, you're Road's slave, and you do whatever she wants.
Tyki: *Smiles and wraps Lavi in a huge hug* Bunny-boy~!
Lavi: *pries Tyki off of him* Don't touch me, dumbass!
NoName-chan: And finally, *points at Ben-kun* Your name is Ben, but everybody calls you Ben-kun. You're my big brother, and you worship me as if I was a goddess. I beat you with a shovel constantly, but you don't mind because you worship me so much. You, of course, work for me as my worshipper, but you do not get paid for that.
Ben-kun: *bows to me* Of course, my dear sister!
NoName-chan: *hits him over the head with the shovel* Duh.
Road: So is that everybody?
NoName-chan: I think so. Anyways, before you guys all tripped, we were heading to Applebee's. We only came here to pick up Pineapplebombgirl *motions to her in the audience* to go with us. Come on!
NoName-chan and Road: *walk towards the exit, getting Pineapplebombgirl on the way*
Ben-kun: *follows me closely, worshipping me the whole time*
Allen: *Finally stops kissing Kanda and grabs his hand, leading him towards the exit while sending seductive winks and flirtatious smiles towards the fangirls in the audience*
Kanda: *blushes and follows Allen closely with a shy smile*
Tyki: *smiles happily and starts dragging Lavi towards the exit by the wrist*
Lavi: *follows with annoyance*
Lenalee: *grins childishly and trips Lavi before running towards the exit*
Lavi: YOU LITTLE- *chases after her with murder in his eyes- er, eye*
Tyki: *chases after Lavi* WAIT FOR ME, BUNNY-BOY!
Pineapplebombgirl: *Grins* This gonna be awesome.
NoName-chan and Road: *Grin* We know~
*10 MINUTES LATER AT APPLEBEE'S*
NoName-chan, Road: *Walk in and find the place decked out with party lights* Huh? O.o
Pineapplebombgirl: *Walks in with the same findings and smiles* YAY~! It's Karaoke Night!
NoName-chan: Karaoke Night? Road, you thinking what I'm thinking?
Road: *Grins and holds up a camera with the word "Blackmail" written on the side* Way ahead of you.
NoName-chan: *Grins* Good.
Lenalee: *Bursts into the restaurant, giggling madly, and heads towards some unknown destination* Come on, Allen!
Allen: *Runs in after her, grinning* Right behind you!
Allen, Lenalee: *Disappear through some unknown door*
Pineapplebombgirl: *Sweat drops* Uh Oh….. That foretells trouble to come…..
NoName-chan: *Grins* Correction: That foretells hilariousness to come.
Lavi: *bolts in, fuming* WHERE DID THEY GO?!
Pineapplebombgirl: *Squeals* LAVI~! *Glomps him*
LavI: *Stiffens slightly but doesn't shake her off*
Pineapplebombgirl: HUG ME BACK, DAMMIT!
Lavi: Yes, ma'am. *Hugs her back*
Pineapplebombgirl: *In her happy place*
Tyki: *Walks in, chatting with Kanda about how "absolutely fabulous" their matching outfits are*
Kanda: *Smiling and agreeing with enthusiastic nods of his head*
Ben-kun: *Finally drags himself in, rubbing his head from the many shovel hits he got on the way to the restaurant*
NoName-chan: *Turns towards Ben-kun* THERE YOU ARE! Now, go get us a table for 9!
Ben-kun: *bows* Yes, sis!
NoName-chan: *hits him over the head with the shovel* I SAID, "GO!"
Ben-kun: *Goes*
Pineapplebombgirl: *Finally unlatches herself from Lavi* Now, go get me a bag of pretzels~! ^^
Lavi: *Bows* Yes, ma'am. *Turns to leave*
Road: WAIT! I have an idea! Why don't you go with him, Yuu-chan?
NoName-chan: *Grins* That sounds like an excellent idea!
Kanda: *Shy sweet smile* Okay.
Lavi: *Growls* What?! NO WAY IN HELL!
Pineapplebombgirl: No, he's going with you, and that's FINAL!
Lavi: *sighs* Yes, ma'am. Come on, idiot. *roughly grabs Kanda's arm and leaves*
*5 minutes later*
Lavi and Kanda: *Arrive at a convenience store*
Lavi: *points at Kanda* YOU! Go get the damn pretzels!
Kanda: *smiles and nods* O-of course! *runs off to go get them*
Lavi: *rolls eyes* Che. *starts reading a random magazine*
*WITH KANDA*
Kanda: *walking through an aisle, looking for the pretzels*
Man: *walks by and sees Kanda* Hey, aren't you that crazy samurai from The Black Order?
Kanda: *SHRIEK* STRANGER DANGER! *throws a bag of Doritos at the man's face and runs*
Lavi: *still waiting impatiently*
Kanda: *crashes into him from behind* RABBIT!
Lavi: WHAT THE HELL, YUU-CHAN?! I'M GOING TO FUCKING SLIT YOUR THROAT!
Kanda: THERE'S A STRANGE MAN BEHIND ME! A STRANGE MAN!
Man: *runs to them* GET BACK HERE!
Kanda: *SCREAM*
Lavi: *tick mark* Oh, for the love of god... *takes Mugen from Kanda's belt*
*20 minutes later*
Kanda and Lavi: *walk back into Applebee's*
NoName-chan: *angrily glaring at them and tapping my foot expectantly* Care to explain why the fuck I just had to bail you both out of jail for attempted homicide?!
Kanda: Well, you see, there was a scary man and he yelled at us and Rabbit took the sword from my samurai costume and-
NoName-chan: *Interrupts him with a loud sigh* Whatever, just don't do it again.
Pineapplebombgirl: *glomps Lavi* Rabbit~! ^^ Where are my pretzels?
Lavi: Uh...
Pineapplebombgirl: *freezes* Wait... You DID get the pretzels, right?
Lavi: Maybe not...
Pineapplebombgirl: *SCREAM*
NoName-chan: *hits Lavi over the head with the shovel* GOD DAMN IT, RABBIT, YOU PUT HER IN SHOCK!
Lavi: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT?!
NoName-chan: FIX IT!
Lavi: *sighs. Walks up to a random waiter* Hey, can I get one pretzel, please?
Waiter: Right away, sir!
Tyki: ...Wait, if they sell pretzels here, then what was the point of all this?
NoName-chan and Road: *Shrug and grin* Who cares?
Tyki: *sighs*
Waitress: *walks up to Lavi and gives him a plate with three large pretzels on it* Here you go! ^^
Lavi: *throws up on the ground*
NoName-chan: *SCREAM* EEUUEGHEUGHEUGH! GROSS! WHY THE HELL DID HE JUST PUKE?!
Road: Didn't you tell him that the very sight of girls makes him nauseous?
NoName-chan: ...Oh yeah...
Lavi: *wipes his mouth and give Pineapplebombgirl the pretzels*
Pineapplebombgirl: *comes back into reality and squeals* PRETZELS~! *eats them*
NoName-chan: Hey, where's Lenalee?
Lenalee: *randomly shows up behind me* Right here~!
NoName-chan: *does an incredibly weir- er, "sexy" muscle spasm dance in surprise* OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK DON'T DO THAT
Lenalee: *grins*
Komui and Reever: *walk into Applebee's*
Reever: *sighs* Look, I'm telling you, turning Kanda into a girl is not going to decrease the chances of Lenalee being raped.
Komui: *cries* B-but- *locks eyes with Lenalee*
Komui and Lenalee: *Squeal in joy* BROTHER/SISTER!
*cue slow motion movie cliche-style reunion with Komui and Lenalee running towards each other while what I think is piano music is playing*
NoName-chan: *steps in between them, completely interrupting the scene* NO! NO! WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS! NO SLOW MOTION!
Komui and Lenalee: ... *shrug and tackle hug each other*
Komui: OH MY DEAR BABY SISTER I'VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH!
Lenalee: OH MY PRECIOUS BIG BROTHER! HAS THAT STUPID REEVER DONE ANYTHING BAD TO YOU?!
Reever: Wait, WHAT?
Lenalee: *glares at him and kicks him in the stomach*
Reever: *crumples to the floor* OW!
Lenalee: OH, NII-SAN~!
Komui: OH, NEE-CHAN~!
Komui and Lenalee: *continue weeping and embracing each other*
Reever: *moans in pain on the floor*
NoName-chan: *laughs* Oh, this is AWESOME!
Road: *grins* Yup!
NoName-chan: But, alas, tears of joy are bad for ratings, so this'll have to stop.
Ben-kun: How are you going to do that? O.o
NoName-chan: I'll just ask Komui and Reever to leave, of course! ^^ *walks over to them and calmly clears my throat* Excuse me, but *judo flips them both out the window* GET THE FUCK OUT!
Ben-kun: *laughs* Oh, Mistress, that was awesome! ^^
NoName-chan: *smirks* I know~
Lenalee: *SHRIEK* NII-SAN! *attempts to leave the restaurant to help him*
NoName-chan: HEY, LENALEE, LOOK! WHIPPED CREAM! *holds up a can of whipped cream*
Lenalee: *immediately stops* Whipped cream? *grins and takes the can* AWESOME! *runs off, forgetting about Komui*
Komui: *sobs* LENALE-!
NoName-chan: *knocks him out with the shovel* Problem solved~
Ben-kun: *smiles* Great job, sis! ^^
NoName-chan: *hits him over the head with the shovel and smirks* Duh~
Tyki: *randomly jumps up on the table and starts GoGo Dancing*
Everyone Else: O.O
NoName-chan: WHAT THE-?!
Road: You made him a Transvestite GoGo Dancer, remember?
NoName-chan: Kind of? O.o
Tyki: *Still GoGo Dancing* JOIN ME, RABBIT~! ^^
Lavi: Che.
Kanda: *picks up somebody's baby lovingly* Awwww, miss, he's the cutest thing ever! ^^
The baby's mom: I know! He's simply precious! ^^
NoName-chan: WHAT THE FUC-?!
Road: You made him work at a costume store where he spends his time happily giving candy to children, remember?
NoName-chan: Oh yeah...*sighs* I'm starting to regret the character choices I made for this... Things are just spiraling out of control!
Road: *shrugs* Whatever, just do what I do: get a drink. *walks up to the bar*
Allen: *walks up to the bar as well and sits down next to Road with a smirk* Hey, beautiful~
Road: *grins* Hey, Hot Stuff.
Allen: *smiles seductively at Road* Can I get you a drink?
Road: *grins wider* Sure. OI, BARTENDER! ONE VIRGIN STRAWBERRY DAIQUIRI!
Allen: *grins at the bartender* Actually, make that un-virgin. *glances and Road with a smug smile* That's alright with you, right, gorgeous?
Road: *smirks* You can un-virgin my daiquiri anytime, aye Papi?
NoName-chan: *curls up in the corner* WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO?...
Ben-kun: I don't know, ma'am. I do not know.
NoName-chan: *siiiiigh* I'll just... I don't know. Pee? *walks to the bathroom*
*5 minutes later*
NoName-chan: *storms out of the bathroom and holds up an unconscious snapping turtle with a shovel-shaped dent in its shell* LENALEE! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT PUTTING SNAPPING TURTLES IN THE TOILET- huh? o.o
Kanda and Tyki: *singing and dancing very... "Suggestively"*
"California girls, we're unforgettable,
Daisy dukes, bikinis on top!
Sunkissed skin,
So hot we'll melt your popsicle!
Oh oh oh ohhhhhhh!"
Allen: *strip dancing on one of the tables to the music*
Road and fangirls: *throwing money at Allen*
Lenalee: *running for her life, giggling*
Lavi: *chasing Lenalee around with whipped cream in his hair* GET BACK HERE, YOU STUPID WENCH!
NoName-chan: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, I WAS GONE FOR FIVE MINUTES! WHAT HAPPENED?!
Ben-kun: Alcohol happened, Miss. Alcohol.
NoName-chan: THEY'RE DRUNK?! O.O
Ben-kun: I'm afraid so.
NoName-chan: *SIGH* GODDAMMIT, WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY IN THE BUDGET TO PAY OFF ALL THE DAMAGE THEY'LL CAUSE!
Ben-kun: Well, what do you propose we do, miss?
NoName-chan: *thinks about this and grins* Well, if we can't beat 'em, we might as well join them!
Ben-kun: *grins* HOORAY! I'll get the vodka!
NoName-chan: *hits Ben over the head with the shovel* NOT DRINKING, IDIOT! I'M UNDERAGE! I MEANT, THIS! *drags Ben onto the stage by the wrist* Let's sing, big bro~! ^^
Ben-kun: *smiles* Alright! ^^
NoName-chan: *grins and snatches the microphones from Kanda and Tyki before literally drop kicking them off the stage. Hands Ben a microphone*
Ben-kun: So what are we singing? ^^
NoName-chan: *grins* you'll figure it out pretty quickly~ *snaps fingers. Suddenly dressed like the girl in the PONPONPON music video*
Ben-kun: *suddenly dressed like the dancing lady in the background of the same video* O.O *smiles* wait, you mean we're singing...?
NoName-chan: *grins even more* Yup~! HIT IT, DJ!
DJ: Geez, no need to yell -.- *Hits it*
NoName-chan: *smiles and starts singing*
"Ano kousaten de minna ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite
moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide
sora wo miagetara moshi mo ano
machi no dokoka de CHANSU ga tsuka mitai no nara
mada naku no niwa hayai yo ne tada mae ni
susumu shikanai wa iya iya"
NoName-chan and Ben-kun: *start doing the PONPONPON dance*
"PON PON dashite shimaeba ii no
zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
HEADPHONE kakete RIZUMU ni nosete
WEI WEI akete atashi no michi wo
PON PON susumu iroiro na koto
DONDON kiiteru anata no kimochi
POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare
sou sou ii ko ARE YOU MAKE ME HAPPY"
NoName-chan:
"EVERY DAY PON
EVERY TIME IS PON
MERRY-GO-ROUND noritai no
EVERY DAY PON
EVERY TIME IS PON
tabun sonna ja dame desho"
NoName-chan and Ben-kun:
"PON PON dashite shimaeba ii no
zenzen shinai no tsumaranai desho
HEADPHONE kakete RIZUMU ni nosete
WEI WEI akete atashi no michi wo"
Ben-kun:
"PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI
PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI"
NoName-chan and Ben-kun: *start skipping around during the instrumental part. Do the weird clappy bread thing at the clappy part*
NoName-chan:
"Ano kousaten de minna ga moshi SUKIPPU wo shite
moshi ano machi no mannaka de te wo tsunaide
sora wo miagetara moshi mo ano
machi no dokoka de CHANSU ga tsuka mitai no nara
mada naku no niwa hayai yo ne tada mae ni
susumu shikanai wa iya iya"
NoName-chan and Ben-kun:
"PON PON susumu iroiro na koto
DONDON kiiteru anata no kimochi
POIPOI suteru warui ko wa dare
sou sou ii ko ARE YOU MAKE ME HAPPY"
NoName-chan:
"EVERY DAY PON
EVERY TIME IS PON
MERRY-GO-ROUND noritai no
EVERY DAY PON
EVERY TIME IS PON
tabun sonna ja dame desho"
Ben-kun:
"PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI
PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI"
NoName-chan and Ben-kun:
"PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI
PON PON WEI WEI WEI
PON PON WEI PON WEI PON PON
WEI WEI PON PON PON
WEI WEI PON WEI PON WEI WEI"
*song ends*
NoName-chan and Ben-kun: *suddenly back in our normal clothes. Grin and take a bow*
Road: *hollers at us drunkly* WOO HOO! AWESOME!
Allen: *claps and smiles at me suggestively*
NoName-chan's thoughts: 'Resist the urge to kill him resist the urge to kill him resist the urge to kill him'
Lenalee: *grins and cheers*
Kanda: *claps and smiles sweetly*
Tyki: *claps and laughs*
Lavi: Che. *rolls his eye in annoyance*
Pineapplebombgirl: *cheers from her post at Lavi's leg*
NoName-chan: This is going to be fun~
*3 hours of mostly drunk karaoke, stripping, GoGo Dancing, Fangirling, Pretzels, and pranks courtesy of Allen and Lenalee later*
Road: *sitting at the bar, getting wasted*
Ben-kun: *dancing drunkly on some random stranger's table*
Allen: *Drunkly making out with Kanda*
Kanda: *Drunkly making out with Allen*
Tyki: *Drunkly cuddling out to Lavi*
Lavi: *Drunkly playing with Tyki's hair*
Lenalee: *laughing her ass off on the floor (how else?) drunkly*
NoName-chan: *pants* okay... I think... It's time to go back!
Pineapplebombgirl: *Is the only other sober person in our group due to legal drinking age-related complications. Looks up at me from Lavi's leg* Sounds good~! ^^
NoName-chan: Mmkay. OI, DRUNKEN IDIOTS! GO BACK TO THAT MOVIE SET WE WERE AT EARLIER!
Ben-kun, Allen, Kanda, Tyki, Lenalee: KAYKAY~! *stumble out drunkly*
Lavi: *rolls eyes* Che. *leaves, dragging Pineapplebombgirl along with him*
NoName-chan: *looks at Road* OI, ROAD! WE NEED TO GO!
Road: *ignores me*
NoName-chan: *sighs and walks towards her*
Road: *sobbing* NO NEW NIGGAS, MAN! *Downs another shot* FUCK A FAKE FRIEND, WHERE ARE MY REAL FRIENDS AT?
NoName-chan: *Taps Road's shoulder* Road, we need to go.
Road: *snaps around to look at me, crying* WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS AT, NONAME-CHAN?!
NoName-chan: Road, they went back. Now, come on, you're drunk.
Road: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD, BUT I MAY OR MAY NOT BE 70% JESUS!
NoName-chan: *sigh* Road, we need to go back. *attempts to move Road*
Road: BITCH, *attempts to hold up one finger, but holds up four* WATCHA TRYIN TO MAKE ME DO?!
NoName-chan: *sigh* Road, I swear to god-
Road: BITCH, *throws head back dramatically* YA WANNA GO?!
NoName-chan: Oh my god...
Road: AKAKAKAKOW, MUTHAFUCKAH! *jumps up and kicks me in the face*
NoName-chan: OW! *holds face in agony* WHAT THE HELL, ROAD?!
Road: *loses balance and crashes into the bar. Groans in pain and rolls around slightly in the shards of broken beer bottles* WHY DO YOU LET ME DO THESE THINGS, NONAME-CHAN? *blacks out*
NoName-chan: *sighs and drags Road's unconscious body out of the restaurant*
*10 minutes later*
NoName-chan: *drags unconscious Road back onto the stage*
Pineapplebombgirl: *has actually let go of Lavi for once to eat a huge pile of pretzels that somehow got on the table*
Ben-kun and Lenalee: *laughing about something on the red couch*
Lavi: *sitting on the blue couch, looking annoyed* Che.
Tyki: *sitting on Lavi's lap, smiling at Allen and Kanda, who are sitting next to him and Lavi* You guys have such a strong relationship! How do you do it?
Allen: *smirks* Depends what you mean by "do it."
Tyki: *laughs girlishly and playfully slaps Allen's arm* You bitch, you~!
Allen: And speaking of doing it... *smirks at Kanda*
Kanda: *blushes madly*
Allen: *leads Kanda away to the nearest stage closet*
NoName-chan: *props Road up against the table and sighs angrily at Allen and Kanda* Goddammit, I JUST cleaned that closet!
*Loud moans are heard from the closet*
Ben-kun and Lenalee: *pause for a moment before laughing even louder*
Tyki: *smirks* oh. So THAT'S how. *flips over and straddles Lavi*
Lavi: *raises and eyebrow then smirks*
NoName-chan: *siiiiiigh* It's been a long night...
Pineapplebombgirl: *looks up from pretzel paradise and smiles* I thought it was fun~! ^^
NoName-chan: It was ^^ Just exhausting~ *collapses next to Ben-kun on the red couch*
Pineapplebombgirl: So, about when do you think the amnesia's going to wear off?
NoName-chan: *looks at watch* In about... 3... 2... 1
*silence for a few moments as the amnesia-victims regain their memories*
Allen and Kanda: *SCREAM*
Allen: *scrambles out of the closet, mostly naked, pale as paper and screaming in terror*
Kanda: *roaring in fury* MOYASHI! NONAME-CHAN!
NoName-chan: *grins* Well, they woke up~
Lavi: *looks up slowly to see Tyki. Eyes widen in horror*
Tyki: *eyes widen for a moment* ... AWESOME! *kisses Lavi*
Lavi: MMPH!
Tyki: *pulls back*
Lavi: *gasps for air* OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK
Tyki: *smirks and gets off him* That was awesome~
NoName-chan: *nosebleed* I'm glad you think so~
Lenalee: *looks around. Sees Lavi and Tyki. Sees Allen and Kanda. Passes out from nosebleed*
Ben-kun: *grins* Wow, that was one hell of a night~!
NoName-chan: *smirks* Trust me, I know~
Pineapplebombgirl: *glomps Lavi* YAY YOU'RE LAVI AGAIN~!
Lavi: *siiiiigh*
NoName-chan: Well, with all our memories regained, I guess that ends Episode-Chapter-Thingy 1.5 of D Gray-Show~! Remember to send in your suggestions, questions, dares, tortures, and randomness, because if you don't, this entire Episode-Chapter-Thingy was entirely pointless, and I'll feel horrible! I'd also like to thank Pineapplebombgirl once again for sending in the suggestion for today's Episode-Chapter-Thingy, and in return I give her pretzels! *gives Pineapplebombgirl even more pretzels*
Pineapplebombgirl: *Squeals in joy and starts eating them*
NoName-chan: And finally, I'd like to thank everyone for watch-reading this~! Now, if that's all, then-
Allen and Kanda: *run at me, mostly naked* NONAME-CHAN!
NoName-chan: *SHRIEK* NAKED MEN! *runs for my life* AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
Allen and Kanda: *chase after me with their Innocence activated*
Ben-kun, Pineapplebombgirl, Lavi, Tyki: *end up being left alone with unconscious Road and Lenalee* ...
Pineapplebombgirl: ... *reattaches herself to Lavi's leg* ^^
Lavi: *sigh*
Tyki: You know, after all of this, I just realized something...
Ben-kun: And what would that be? ^^
Tyki: We never actually ate dinner...
…..
NoName-chan: I have a few Disclaimers for you!
1. All the drunk Road scenes were written by my best friend, Jen-chan, not me. She also wrote the Strawberry Daiquiri joke. Thank you, Jen-chaaaaan~! ^^
2. The song Ben-kun and I were singing was "PONPONPON" by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu. I do not own that either. I suggest that you go look up the music video on YouTube or something, though, that way you can visualize me and Ben-kun's karaoke scene better ^^
And I also put the original lyrics on the actual Episode-Chapter-Thingy. They are in Japanese, in case you haven't noticed.
If anyone's curious, this is the English Dub of the lyrics:
"What if everyone around
Decided to go skipping all across the town?
And what if they collided in the city streets
And everyone held hands and looked up into the sky, now?
If everyone would look around from where they stand
And open up and learn to give and take a chance
Then that will be the hope to chase away my cries
So don't worry and move forward with your head held high, -igh -igh
PON PON set it free
C'mon, let the crazy show
Because if you don't
Life would be so dull, you know
Headphones on my ears
Rhythm's got me jammin' here
WAY WAY open road
Gotta make it on my own
PON PON can't you see
Boundless possibilities?
DON DON hear that beat?
Sounds like it's your heart to me
POI POI make a change
Throw bad history away
Slow and steadily
Ah-ah, you make me happy
Every day PON
Every time is PON
Jump on a carousel and don't let go
Every day PON
Every time is PON
We cannot stay like this, but even so
PON PON set it free
C'mon, let the crazy show
Because if you don't
Life would be so dull, you know
Headphones on my ears
Rhythm's got me jammin' here
WAY WAY open road
Gotta make it on my own
PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPON
WAYWAY PONPONPON WAYWAY PON WAY PON WAYWAY
PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPON
WAYWAY PONPONPON WAYWAY PON WAY PON WAYWAY
What if everyone around
Decided to go skipping all across the town?
And what if they collided in the city streets
And everyone held hands and looked up into the sky, now?
If everyone would look around from where they stand
And open up and learn to give and take a chance
Then that will be the hope to chase away my cries
So don't worry and move forward with your head held high, -igh -igh
PON PON can't you see
Boundless possibilities?
DON DON hear that beat?
Sounds like it's your heart to me
POI POI make a change
Throw bad history away
Slow and steadily
Ah-ah, you make me happy
Every day PON
Every time is PON
Jump on a carousel and don't let go
Every day PON
Every time is PON
We cannot stay like this, but even so
PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPON
WAYWAY PONPONPON WAYWAY PON WAY PON WAYWAY
PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPON
WAYWAY PONPONPON WAYWAY PON WAY PON WAYWAY
PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPON
WAYWAY PONPONPON WAYWAY PON WAY PON WAYWAY
PONPON WAYWAYWAY PONPON WAY PON WAY PONPON
WAYWAY PONPONPON WAYWAY PON WAY PON WAYWAY."
This has been NoName-chan. Over and out~