Not only was I panicking, I was also running, avoiding everything. I pulled my hoodie back, and not stopping for anything, nor caring if anypony saw me.
"S! CYCLONE!" I screamed in agony, not realizing that time flies faster in Canterlot for some weird reason. I looked frantically, all sides as I kept on running. Then I started flying. Really fast. I almost thought I would do a sonic rainboom, but honestly, lets face it. I had not seen them anywhere. I heard hoofsteps down the hallways. Multiple. I felt like spirits of darkness and hatred cornered me off. Before I closed my eyes and shuddered. Thought call. Discord!
I lost control and collapsed to the ground.
I was in my mind. Well, mostly Discords mind when he's in stone. For now at least. I walked around for a while, until I saw a tall blur. I started to run. I actually almost ran into a card tower, a brush, and a tree. A tree!
Just then I jumped. Hopefully, I would land in his arms.
Well I was wrong. I landed about a foot away, hitting my face of the checkerboard ground. "Owwww…" I groaned as I lifted my head slowly toward him. And I felt so embarrassed, my face turned red.
"Need any help?"
"You think?"
As he helped me get up, he stared at me for a moment. That awkward moment you think something romantic is going to happen, and you totally screw up. Then I randomly bowed. "What are you doing RJ?" Discord asked with confusion. I stood up, looking like an idiot. "Oh, um, I was. Just. Yeah." I stuttered. Silence. For about five minutes. Then a hug from him.
"So."
"I'm getting to that! Think about it, when was the last time I broke a pinkie promise or," I got cut off. "Alright missy. What's been happening? Anything… chaotic?" I thought 'not lately, just the usual. School, missing you, being a crusader.'
"Yeah actually!" I lied. Well, not really. For just the other day, I punched Diamond tiara in the face with my good hoof. Discord and I HATED Diamond Tiara. She was a little brat who thinks she can get whatever she likes. DT is the most popular pony in 5th grade, I couldn't wait for middle school, for she was going to The School For Shitty little Brats. (That's not what it's called, I just call it that.)
"I punched DT in the face and got suspended." Discord looked at me then got me in a headlock, and ruffled my mane. "That's the mare I know and love!" He commented. "Well, she just told me 'your little lover boy Discord, he's a total ass and I'm happy he is in stone,' so I punched her and screamed 'WELL YOUR LITTLE LOVER SHIT IS AN IMAGINARY COLT AND YOU CANT ADMIT IT YOU STUPID BASTARD!' because I was so pissed. Then I got in really big trouble." That's when Discord looked at me like he was about to burst into tears of joy.
"Uh, you okay?" I questioned him as he just looked blankly into space. Then I pulled a feather off of my wing and tickled him.
Well that snapped him out of daydreaming. The draconequus started laughing and fell to the ground, laughing his ass off.
"Finally!" I said as I jumped on him and rolled off on to the ground. I put my hooves around his chest and nuzzled his fur.
"So what about you? Doing anything special for Hearts and Hooves day? Speaking of, I'll get you out by the time that "holiday" comes around in about a week or two." I asked as I closed my eyes.
"Yes, for the first time I actually care about somepony, I do something for her."
"And who would that be exactly?" I grinned.
"I can't tell you! It's a surprise!"
"You have to tell me! Who who who?" I was anxious to know who his special somepony was. Just before he said another word, I felt a pinch, and I also felt a slap. "Shit! That hurt!" I yelled as I jumped up and rubbed my wing and leg.
"What is it?" he asked shaking frantically. "Just… I need to go…" I trailed off. "AWW right now? I'll be lonely!" He grasped me and his eyes watered up.
"I promise I'll come back, I just need to go for now. But I swear I will come back and stay longer, but it's an emergency this time."
"Okay. One more hug though?"
"Anything"
One more tight hug before I said:
"Do pigs fly?" Discord giggled.
"Of course they do!" He replied before I waved and walked off and looked back and disappeared.
"She has not even been gone for 5 minutes and I already miss her." Then Discord sat on a bench and sighed.
I woke up and looked around, rubbing my head. I had a headache after the thought call, but it was worth it. I looked in front of me.
Celestia.
"Well, well, well, if it isn't the pony who wants to release somepony who almost took over Equestria if im not mistaken?"
"HE'S NOT A PONY STUPID!" I corrected.
"Whatever, I know what's going on." Celestia finished. "Wow, a non-stalker alert." I said in sarcasm. "Remember my song? 'And I've watched you, from that very first day.' It's obvious that I'm a stalker. Anyway back to the point. You're not stealing the elements. And doing what I know you're doing. The time isn't right, not at all is it right," "THOU SISTER! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? I HEARD VOICES!" Luna galloped in, using her royal Canterlot voice. Luna looked at me and grabbed me and hugged me. "HELLO THOU RAINBOW! THY HAS MISSED THOU! WHERE HAD THOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME?" Luna yelled, almost right in my ear. "Well, doing crazy stuff, being an alicorn in all," "Well then, that sounds like fun." Princess had lowered her voice. "LUNA! Back to your room! This. INSTANT!" Celestia yelled as she had just finished her sentence. She didn't argue. Just straight to her room. Sometimes, I think that Celestia is just white trash. Doesn't respect anypony at all. It's all about celestia these days.
"Where are we anyway?" I questioned.
"Cupcake room." Celestia replied. There, across the room, was Pinkie pie, her mane flattened and a knife in her hoof.
"TIME TO MAKE CUPCAKES!"
No.