JADE: Hey

BECK: Hey babe

JADE: How are you?

BECK: Uh fine, did they change your medication or something?

JADE: What do you mean?

BECK:Um, nothing, how are you?

JADE: Fine thank you

BECK: I'm so confused right now

JADE:Whatever do you mean?

BECK:Okay, you did something bad?

JADE: Me? Do something bad? I'm a good girl, I don't do bad

BECK: Steal? Harm? Murder?

JADE: I would never do ANY of those dreadful things

BECK: You pushed Tori off a balcony, you shaved Cat's head. Just last week you stole my laptop!

JADE: I gave it back!

BECK: What about that 40 dollars you took? When am I getting that back?

JADE: Okay, okay I did three of those things many times

BECK: Wait...there is only three!?

JADE: Anyway...

BECK: Please tell me you were joking

JADE: Of course I was joking! *crosses fingers*

BECK: So why were you acting all goody-goody?

JADE: My mom was standing behind me

BECK: Ah, did she really believe it?

JADE: No Beck I didn't

BECK: Your mom texted that didn't she?

JADE: I still am

BECK:Oh, uh hey Ms West

JADE: Hah! I was just kidding it's me

BECK: You scared the crap out of me!

JADE: Later! x