NoName-chan: HAYHAYHAY~! …. I'm willing to bet you all wanna kill me right now… ^.^;;;;
Yuno-chan: That doesn't even BEGIN to cover it -.-;;;;
NoName-chan: Heh…. 0.0;;;; Well, everyone, thanks so much for your patience! And I hope you have bit more of it because guess what? This is a Halloween special! On November 10! I'M A GENIUS! ^^;;;; Okay I'm sorry….. T_T Well, I'll go more in depth to this apology in the EndNote, so someone do the Disclaimer! Ben-kun?
Ben-kun: NoName-chan does not own DGM~! ^.^
*the opening sequence of horribleness runs its course*
Ben-kun: *grins* Hey there, and welcome back for another installment of -Show~!
Road and Lenalee: YAYZ~!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi: NO!
Tyki: *too busy fixing his hair to say anything important*
Allen: *Sighs* Might as well get this over with….. Well, what are we doing today?
Ben-kun: Today, we're hosting... ANOTHER SPECIAL EPISODE-CHAPTER-THINGY~!
Allen: Wait, ANOTHER special? O.o
Allen, Kanda, Lavi:*remember the memory loss special and visibly shudder*
Allen: WHY?!
Road: *grins* For Halloween, of course~!
Tyki: We're having a Halloween special? O.o
Ben-kun: Yup~! ^^
Allen: Since when do we host holiday specials? O.o
Road: SINCE NOW, MUTHAFUCKAH!
Allen: *sigh* You're no help...
Road: Did you really expect me to be?
Ben-kun: Anyways, NoName-chan will explain the whole thing in a few minutes! ^^
Lavi: *looks around and starts walking around the stage* Hey, where IS NoName-chan?
NoName-chan: *slams the stage door open, hitting Lavi in the face* RIGHT HERE, MUTHAFUCKAHS~!
Lavi: OW! *clutches face in pain*
Allen, Kanda, Tyki, Lenalee: *gape at my appearance*
NoName-chan: *dressed in black and white checker-print stretch pants, slightly worn down lace-up black boots that go a little higher than my ankles, a button down white dress shirt with long frilly sleeves that cover my hands, a dark rainbow bow tie, a black dress coat that's partially buttoned up, and an easily recognizable red and black top hat. My hair is dyed bright orange and is done up in two high curly pigtails, and my face is paled out with white makeup and decorated with deep blue eyeshadow on my right eyelid and under my left eye, red and black checker design on my left eyelid and under my right eye, long sparkly fake eyelashes, very little blush, and bright pink lips*
Allen: WHAT THE HELL?! 0.0
NoName-chan: *grins and tips my hat slightly* This is my Halloween costume~
Kanda: What are you supposed to be, a deranged clown?
NoName-chan: *hits Kanda over the head with the shovel* I'M THE MAD HATTER, YOU PIECE OF SHIT!
Kanda: ASDFGHJKLQWERTYUIOPZXVB^\{}|+_=\{NNHSOAPDLSPDNAOWHRPSNAOK$& $18&2?/!
Lavi: *walks out from behind the door, still rubbing his face in pain* Um... Okay? Why?
NoName-chan: *grins* well, it all has to do with today's activity. You see, we're going to go Trick-or-Treating~!
Allen: *soul leaves his body*
Kanda: *gapes*
Lavi: *jumps in joy* YAY! CANDY~!
Ben-kun, Lenalee, Road: *Grin*
Tyki: *SHRIEK* What am I going to WEAR?! IT'S A NIGHTMARE!
NoName-chan: *grins* Oh, I've got it covered. I've already picked out each of your costumes~!
Allen: *freezes* I've got a bad feeling about this...
NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with the shovel* SHUT THE FUCK UP NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS! *sweet smile* Now, without further ado, let's begin~! Ben-kun, in order to go along with my Mad Hatter costume, you're going to be Alice! *hands him an Alice in Wonderland costume* Here you go~! ^^
Ben-kun: Why am I the female character here? O.o
NoName-chan: *hits Ben over the head with the shovel* BECAUSE I SAID SO, NOW GO! *pushes Ben out the door and locks him out* Anyways, *looks back at the others with a grin* Road, I trust you to choose your own costume~
Road: *grins* I'm on it~! *leaves room via window*
Allen: Aren't we on, like, the 26th floor? O.o
NoName-chan: *ignores Allen* 'Kay, next... Lenalee! I held a poll on my profile to see who you're going to be! Now, after 1 week and an outstanding 3 votes, I've come to a conclusion! You'll be….. a polar bear!
Lenalee: *grins* Oh, fun~!
Allen: What? O.o
NoName-chan: GOOGLE IT. In fact, YOU CAN FUCKING GOOGLE IMAGES THIS SHIT AND YOU'LL GET THE BASIC IDEA!
Allen: That's not what I meant….. -.-;;;
NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* SHUT UUUUUPPPPPP! Anyways, here's your costume, Lenalee~! *hands her a polar bear costume*
Lenalee: *grin widens. Laughs psychotically and leaves room*
Allen: *pales* Why do I get the feeling Lenalee likes that costume a little TOO much?...
Kanda: *Pales as well and nods head in agreement* For once, I agree with you, Moyashi.
Allen: MY NAME'S ALLE-
NoName-chan: *interrupts Allen* Right, now... *looks around and the remaining contestants with my eyes narrowed in concentration. Whirls around and points shovel straight at Lavi, literally only missing his face by an inch*
Lavi: *YELP*
NoName-chan: LAVI! For the joy of my great fanfiction buddy, Pineapplebombgirl, as well as all other Lavi fangirls, you will be….. a Victoria's Secret model!
Lavi: *pales* W-what?...
Tyki: *throws hands up in frustration* GOD DAMMIT, I WANTED THAT ONE!
Allen and Kanda: *stare at Tyki*
Lavi: *shakes in fear* I DON'T WANNA-
NoName-chan: *hits Lavi over the head with my shovel* NO OBJECTIONS! NOW GO! *hands Lavi some lacy lingerie and shoves him out the door with Ben before re-locking it* Next... Allen and Kanda! Because I feel like it, you'll be dressing in corresponding costumes!
Allen and Kanda: ASDFGHJKLGELWPDGAJDFFFKFPABELHAID?!/?!
NoName-chan: Yeah, that! I held a poll for this decision as well as Lenalee's! This one, after a week or so, got lovely number of 4 votes! You'll be….. Flynn Rider and Rapunzel from "Tangled"!
Allen and Kanda: *silence. Pale*
Allen: Wait... Doesn't that mean...?
NoName-chan: *evil grin* Yup! One of you is going to be in a dress!
Kanda: *glares at Allen* You're the girl. End of discussion-
NoName-chan: Nope! Sorry Kanda, but the poll included details! And you're Rapunzel!
Kanda: *Eyes widen in horror and rage* WHAT?!
Allen: *Grins triumphantly at Kanda* HA! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, ASSHOLE! *sashays out of the room like a badass*
NoName-chan: SUCH A REBEL~! *hands Kanda the costumes* You better hurry along, BaKanda~!
Kanda: *snatches the costume from me and storms out of the room, muttering under his breath*
NoName-chan: Now finally, TYKI~! You're going to be...
*drum roll of suspense and awesomeness*
NoName-chan: ...LADY GAGA~!
Audience: *Applause*
Tyki: *squeals in joy and jumps up and down* OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG~!
NoName-chan: Here ya' go! *hands Tyki his costume*
Tyki: *takes it and skips out of the room in joy*
NoName-chan: *looks at the audience with a grin* And now, we wait~!
*10 minutes later*
Lucy Moon-Walker: *tapping foot impatiently from her spot in the audience* Well? Where are they?
NoName-chan: *Looks up from boredly playing with my hair for a moment to give Lucy a nervous smile* Um... I'm sure they'll be along any minute now ~! ^^;;;
Lucy Moon-Walker: *narrows eyes* They better be!
NoName-chan: Heh… 0.0;;;;
Audience: *sweat drops* ...
*Another 10 minutes later*
NoName-chan: *loud sigh* WHAT IS TAKING THEM SO LONG?!
Lucy Moon-Walker: *glares at me* NoName-chan, I'm getting impatient.
Usagi-Twins: Us, too!
NoName-chan: Yeah! Yeah! I know! I know! But I really don't know what's taking them so long! *Siiigh* They better hurry their asses up….
*YET ANOTHER 10 minutes later*
Lucy Moon-Walker: *EXTREMELY agitated at the lack of contestants and co-hosts* NONAME ELIZABETH KANDA!
NoName-chan: *tick mark* I KNOW! I KNOW! BUT THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT!
Usagi-Twins: *beating a chair in with baseball bats* THIS IS TAKING TOO DAMN LONG!
NoName-chan: *sigh* Can you please NOT break my chairs? Those come out of Ben-kun's salary!
Usagi-Twins: *narrow eyes* If those dumbasses don't hurry the fuck up, this chair won't be the ONLY thing we'll be breaking!
Pineapplebombgirl: *frantically waving her hands in an "I mean no harm!" way with a nervous and pleading smile* N-now, now! L-Let's just calm down! I'm sure they'll be here soon! ^^;;;;
Lucy Moon-Walker and Usagi-Twins: *growl*
Pineapplebombgirl: *YELP* O.O;;;;
NoName-chan: *tick mark* Guys…
Elvira Rayne: *walks onto the stage, scratching her head in confusion and looking around* Where am I?
Pineapplebombgirl: *Raises eyebrow* Who are you? o.O
Elvira Rayne: Elvira.
Usagi-Twins: Wait, didn't you write that really awesome Laven story, "First Impressions"…?
Elvira Rayne: That's me. But where am I?
Lucy Moon-Walker: *rolls eyes* Che, what are you, stupid? Haven't you seen DGS before? -.-
Elvira Rayne: Isn't that one of NoName-chan's things…..? O.o
Lucy Moon-Walker: Well, that answers THAT question….. -.-;;;
Pineapplebombgirl: *Suddenly dressed fancy with a metal pin on her shirt that reads "NoName-chan's Secretary." Looks down at an official-looking clipboard* Elvira… Hm… AH! You're in the wrong room! The kitchen's across the hall, silly! ^^
Elvira Rayne: *Smiles in relief* Oh, THAT explains it! Byez~! ^.^ *skips out*
Lucy Moon-Walker: *Raises an eyebrow at Piña* Since when are you a secretary? O.o
Pineapplebombgirl: *adjusts her secretary glasses* Since now~
Usagi-Twins: *bashing every inanimate object in sight with their baseball bats* THOSE ASSHOLES STILL AREN'T BACK!
Lucy Moon-Walker: *frowns* She's right. NONAME-CHAN, WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?!
Usagi-Twins: YEAH, WHERE?!
NoName-chan: *tick mark throbbing* GUYS….
Lucy Moon-Walker and Usagi-Twins: WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE?! WHERE?!
NoName-chan: *Something within me seemingly snaps. Jumps up* Oh, that's IT! *takes out the intercom for the entire building and starts yelling into it* IF YOU GUYS AREN'T IN HERE IN THE NEXT MINUTE, I AM GOING TO PERSONALLY HUNT YOU DOWN AND BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY SHOVEL!
Everybody else in the NoName-chan Fanfiction Co. Building from every fanfiction I've ever written EVER: *silently gape in horror at the intercoms*
*30 seconds later*
Ben-kun, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki, Road, Lenalee: *rush in* WE'RE BACK!
NoName-chan, Lucy Moon-Walker, Usagi-Twins: IT'S ABOUT DAMN TIME!
Allen: *notices the tense atmosphere* I take it we missed something….?
Lavi: *looks around* Yeah, Allen's right! *looks at me and notices my angrily flushed face* NoName-chan? You okay? O.o
NoName-chan: *tick mark* I'm fine!
Lavi: Are you sure? 'Cause you sound REALLY mad.
NoName-chan: *glares at Lavi* I said I'm FINE! Drop it!
Lavi: Really? 'Cause-
NoName-chan: *hits Lavi over the head with the shovel* I SAID I'M FINE! AUAGHAUGAUAHAGUAGHAUGAUHUGAUAHUGAH!
Lavi: OW! *holds head in pain
Ben-kun: N-NoName-chan….? 0.0;;;
NoName-chan: *hits Ben over the head with the shovel* NO ONE SEES THE WIZARD!
Ben-kun: *YELP. Clutches his skull in agony* OW! DX
NoName-chan: *steaming with rage* I'M FIIIIIIINNNNNEEEEE! *swinging shovel around like a maniac* AUGHUAGAUHAGUAHAGUAGHAHAGUAGAH!
Allen, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki: O.O *look at Road and whisper* What's her PROBLEM?! e.e
Road: She's extremely pissed off, that's what.
Allen, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki: *pale* Wait…. You mean she's even WORSE when she's angry?! WE'RE DOOMED!
Road: I never said that. But you guys can chill, I've got this *walks up to me*
Allen, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki: O.O She's doomed….
Road: *grins* NoName-chan~
NoName-chan: *whirls around* WHAT?!
Road: Look at this~! *holds up a taco*
NoName-chan: *suddenly calms down* I-is that…..? :'D
Road: *grins* Yup~! Straight from Taco Bell, just for you! *gives me the taco*
NoName-chan: *leaps in joy, my rage completely forgotten! YAYZ~! *takes taco and retreats to the couch to quietly nibble on it* ^.^
Allen, Kanda, Lenalee, Tyki: O.o
Road: *raises and eyebrow at them* What? Tacos are the answer to everything with her.
Lavi: *sits up, rubbing his head* If it was THAT easy, why didn't you do that BEFORE she brained us? T_T
Road: *grins* Because it was fun to watch~
Lavi: You sadist 0.0
Road: Problem~?
Ben-kun: *sits up, rubbing his head in a similar manner to Lavi* D'aaaawwww Nee-chan's so cute when she's mad! ^.^
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: ARE YOU CRAZY…..? O.o
Ben-kun: *Psycho grin* RED RUM! RED RUM! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: You are…. You really are… O.O
Road: Does this REALLY surprise you…? -.-;;;
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: *shrug* Yeah, I guess it really doesn't….. But still… *look at Ben*
Ben-kun: *dancing around* SHE RUBS THE LOTION ON HER SKIN OR ELSE SHE GETS THE HOSE AGAIN~! 0u0
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: *shudder*
NoName-chan: *finally finished taco and jumps up* Alright everyone~! ^^ Lemme see your costumes~! *looks at Ben*
Ben-kun: *wearing a baby blue Lolita-style Alice in Wonderland dress with a skirt almost as short as the maid dresses from last time, a frilly white apron, black and white striped stockings, black ballet flats, a long curly blonde wig, and a black headband with a bow on it*
NoName-chan: *glomps Ben* D'AAAAAWWWWWW~! SO KAWAII~! ^.^
Ben-kun: -.-;;;
NoName-chan: *Lets go of Ben with a huge grin that promises great torment. Looks at Lenalee*
Lenalee: *wearing a polar bear hat, a white tank top, a white fur jacket, large clawed mittens that look like polar bear paws, a white miniskirt, fluffy knee high fur boots with clawed toes that look like polar bear legs and paws, and a fake polar bear tail*
NoName-chan: *Rubs invisible beard methodically* Hm… It needs something else….. *LIGHT BULB* I'VE GOT IT! *splashes fake blood on Lenalee's face and shirt, making her seem blood-splattered. Grins* PERFECT~!
Lenalee: *grins and laughs crazily*
Ben-kun, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: O.O *Take a few steps away from Lenalee*
NoName-chan: *Grins* I can see the promise in this costume, Lena~! Anyways…. *looks at Lavi*
Lavi: *blushing madly and wearing lacy black panties, a matching bra, some black fishnet stockings, and a pair of 6 inch black stilettos*
NoName-chan, Lenalee, Road, Tyki, and the entire of the fangirl population: *NOSEBLEED*
Allen: *gaping in shock and horror at Lavi* ARE YOU SURE WEARING THAT IN PUBLIC IS LEGAL...? O.O
NoName-chan: *waves hand dismissively* I'm sure it'll be fiiiiine... But speaking of you….. *looks at Allen and Kanda*
Allen: *wearing Flynn Rider's long sleeved white shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, blue vest, brown belt, loose light brown pants, and calf high brown boots*
Kanda: *wearing Rapunzel's pink and purple dress with no shoes, a fake chameleon on his shoulder, and has his hair down*
Ben-kun, Allen, Lavi, Road: *laugh their asses of at Kanda*
NoName-chan: *grins* So beautiful~
Kanda: *glares at me* FUCK YOU!
NoName-chan: *Gasps in horror and disgust* KANDA! I'M YOUR COUSIN! THAT'S GROSS!
Road: I dunno…. He IS Japanese after all…
Kanda: *gives Road a "WTF?!" stare*
NoName-chan: OKAY, LET'S AVOID THE INCEST AND MOVE ON! *looks at Tyki*
Tyki: *wearing Lady Gaga's platinum blonde wig, black cap, silver disco masquerade mask, one-shouldered black shirt with the spikes on the right shoulder, tight black pants with the spikes on left hip, black heels, silver wrist cuff on the right wrist, and black gloves from the beginning of the Poker Face music video*
NoName-chan: *grins* Fabulous~!
Tyki: *fashionista twirl* I know~
NoName-chan: Now, finally, let's see what Road came up with~ *looks at Road*
Road: *wearing skin tight black pants, black calf high zip up boots, a white dress shirt, a gray vest, a red ribbon in a bow around her neck, and a short(ish) white wig. Has a distinctive red "scar" drawn over her left eye in magic marke- I mean, "makeup"*
*A moment of silence*
Allen, Lavi, Kanda, Tyki, Lenalee: YOU DRESSED UP AS ME/ALLEN?!
Road: *grins* Yup~!
Allen: *sobs* WHYYYYY?!
Road: 'Cause I do what I want~
Allen: *slams face into a wall* I HATE MY LIFE.
NoName-chan: *laughs ass off at Road's epicness* OH, THAT'S AWESOME~!
Road: *grins* Why, thank ya~ *bows*
Ben-kun: *looks at me* So, are those all the costumes? :)
NoName-chan: Yup! ^^ Now it's time for….. TRICK OR TREATING~!
Audience: *Loud applause*
Lavi: Why'd they applaud for that?... O.o
NoName-chan: *hits Lavi over the head with the shovel* BECAUSE SHUT UP! Anyways, if that's all, let's go~! ^^ *Starts to walk toward the exit*
Yuno-chan: *jumps onto stage, completely blocking my path* WAIT!
NoName-chan: *eyes narrow* Bitch, did you just cut me off? AH HELL NAH! *Raises shovel and prepares to brain Yuno before stopping mid-swing when I notice her appearance* ….… Yuno-chan what the hell is this
Ben-kun, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *raise an eyebrow at Yuno's appearance*
Yuno-chan: *dressed in Yuno Gasai's school uniform blue skirt, blue shirt with the white side designs and collar, red bow, white knee-high socks, and brown shoes, a long pink wig done like Yuno Gasai's with the red bows, and carrying an exact model of her Future Diary and ax*
Allen: …. NoName-chan's right, what IS this?... O.o
Yuno-chan: *shoots Allen a death glare* BITCH, STOP RUSHING ME! I SAID "WAIT" FOR A REASON!
NoName-chan: *rolls eyes and sighs loudly* What is it, Yuno-chan?
Yuno-chan: *Immediately replaces death glare with puppy dog eyes and tackle hugs me*
NoName-chan: *collapses under Yuno's weight* AUGH! WHAT THE HELL?!
Yuno-chan: I WANNA GO WITH YOUUUUUUUUU!
NoName-chan: *Pries Yuno off me* NO, YUNO-CHAN! YOU CAN'T COME!
Yuno-chan: WHAAAAAT WHY NOT
NoName-chan: BECAUSE 1) I DIDN'T FUCKING INVITE YOU! AND 2) WE'RE GOING A LOT OF PLACES TONIGHT, AND YOU'LL PROBABLY MURDER HALF THE PEOPLE WE RUN INTO! I CAN'T AFFORD TO BAIL YOU OUT OF JAIL RIGHT NOW, YUNO-CHAN! I'M SERIOUSLY BROKE! I COULDN'T EVEN AFFORD TO TAKE BEN-KUN TO THE HOSPITAL THAT TIME HE GOT STABBED!
Ben-kun: *pokes the knife lodged in his leg* Teehee it tickles~! ^.^
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *gape at the knife* HOW DID WE NOT NOTICE THIS?! O.e
NoName-chan: *ignores them* FOR GOD'S SAKE, YUNO-CHAN, THE MICROWAVE AT ME AND PIÑA'S HOUSE KEEPS CATCHING ON FREAKING FIRE!
*MEANWHILE AT OUR PLACE*
Pineapplebombgirl: *Runs through the door after completely abandoning the show. Runs to put a pretzel in the microwave* PRETZELSPRETZELSPRETZELSPRETZELSPRETZELSPRETZELSPR ETZELSPRETZELS YEAHHHHH BABEH, PRETZELS~! *Close the microwave door and pushes the Start button* PRETZELSPREZELSPRETZE-
Microwave: *BOOM. Fiery explosion, muthafuckahs.*
Pineapplebombgirl: *SCREAM. Starts running around because her hair caught on fire*
*BACK WITH THE REST OF US*
Pineapplebombgirl: *Runs in screaming, her hair still on fire, until she collapses and spreads the fire to the audience area*
Audience: *SCREAM*
Allen and Lavi: HOLY SHIT, SOMEONE DO SOMETHING! O.O
Road: CHILL, I'VE GOT THIS! *Snatches a bottle of perfume from Tyki's hand and dumps it on the fire*
Tyki: *SHRIEK. Starts pummeling Road* YOU BASTARD! THAT WAS A DESIGNER BRAND!
Allen: Well, at least the fire's gone-
Fire: *Grows even larger*
Allen and Lavi: *GAPE. Whirl around to look at Road* WHAT THE HELL?!
Kanda: *Hits Road upside the head* BAKA, PERFUME IS FUCKING FLAMMABLE!
Road: *Shrugs* Whatever… .*Sips Pepsi*
Tyki: *SOB* MY PERFUUUUUMMMMMMEEEEEE! T_T
Fire: *Continues spreading*
Audience: *Continues screaming*
Lenalee: *Siiiiigh* Chill, guys, I've got this. *Snatches Road's Pepsi and dumps it on the fire*
Fire: *Actually goes out this time*
Audience: *Cheers of joy* HOORAY~!
Road: *Gapes in horror* MY PEPSI!
Tyki: *Glares at Road* HOW DOES IT FEEL, BITCH?!
NoName-chan: *Gestures to all of this* SEE?! SEE WHAT I FREAKING MEAN?!
Yuno-chan: *pokes my cheek repeatedly* BUT NONAME-CHAAAAAAN!
NoName-chan: *swats her hand away* NO! END OF STORY!
Yuno-chan: *stomps her foot defiantly* HHMPH! I'M COMING ANYWAY!
NoName-chan: YUNO- *goes silent and sighs in defeat while rolling eyes* You know what? Fine. We don't have time to fight since these ASSHOLES *gestures to Ben and the contestants* took half a fucking hour to get dressed!
Yuno-chan: *Jumps in joy* YAYZ~!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi: *GROAN*
NoName-chan: *rolls eyes again* WHATEVER, let's just GO!
Ben-kun: Go where? O.o
NoName-chan: *hits Ben over the head with the shovel* WERE YOU NOT FUCKING LISTENING EARLIER?! WE'RE GOING TRICK-OR TREATING!
Ben-kun: OW! DX
NoName-chan: Now, COME ON! *walks out the door*
Yuno-chan and Road: *skip out after me* COMING, NONAME-CHAN~! ^.^
Ben-kun: *chuckles, having already recovered from his shovel hit* They're all so adorable~! ^^ *follows*
Lavi: He's insane. He really is o.o *walks out*
Tyki: *prances after Lavi* WAIT FOR ME, BUNNY-BOY~!
Kanda: Che. *Attempts to storm out of the room, but trips on his skirt and falls face first on the ground*
Allen: *bursts out laughing* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kanda: DIE, BITCH! *jumps to his feet, takes out Mugen, and swings at Allen*
Allen: *YELP. Narrowly dodges the blade and runs for his life*
Kanda: *chases after him*
*OUTSIDE THE NONAME-CHAN FANFICTION CO. BUILDING*
NoName-chan: Alright, we all here?
Allen: Tyki's not here ye-
NoName-chan: Good! Okay, let's go around the neighborhood and Trick or Treat~! ^^ *starts walking*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *follow*
Tyki: *Stuggling with the horrible task of running after us in heels* WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
*5 minutes later*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *arrive at the first house*
NoName-chan: *turns to look at the others* Alright, guys! You know the drill!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: We do? O.o
NoName-chan: *eyes narrow threateningly* You DO, don't you?!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *Yelp and nod their heads* O-OF COURSE WE DO! O.O
NoName-chan: *sweet smile* Good! ^^ *turns around and rings doorbell*
Random Lady: *Opens door*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *smile* Trick or-
NoName-chan: *Grabs Random Lady by the collar of her shirt* BITCH, GIMME THE CANDY!
Random Lady, Ben-kun, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: O.O
Random Lady: *Eyes widen in fear* W-WHAT-
NoName-chan: *narrows eyes* GIVE. ME. THE. CANDY.
Random Lady: *YELP. Gives me her candy bowl and slams the door shut*
NoName-chan: *looks down at the candy bowl with a grin* All according to plan~
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *gape at me*
NoName-chan: …What?
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: WHAT THE HELL?! O.O
NoName-chan: What? Wait, did you guys think that we were ACTUALLY going to Trick or Treat like normal people? *bursts out laughing* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *wipes away tears* Y-You guys are HILARIOUS!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: o_e
NoName-chan: Okay, now, let's distribute the candy bowl amongst our buckets! ^^
*A moment of silence*
NoName-chan: AW SHIT, WE FORGOT TO BRING BUCKETS!
Ben-kun: DAMN IT! DX NoName-chan, what do we do?! D,:
NoName-chan: *hits Ben over the head with the shovel* I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!
Ben-kun: OWIE! DX
Tyki: *rubs invisible beard methodically* Hm…... *LIGHTBULB* I've got it! :D
NoName-chan: Really? You have an idea?
Tyki: Yup~! :D
Yuno-chan: What is it? O.o
Tyki: Here, give me the candy! ^^
NoName-chan: *hands Tyki the candy bowl* Okay, what do you propose we d-
Tyki: *Dumps the candy down his pants*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: O.O
NoName-chan: DUDE! O_O
Tyki: What? You said we needed a way to carry the candy O.o
NoName-chan: YEAH, BUT NOT IN YOUR FUCKING UNDERWEAR! o.e
Tyki: *shrugs* It works, doesn't it?
NoName-chan: *Facepalms and sighs* Whatever, we're wasting time! NEXT HOUSE!
*5 minutes later*
NoName-chan: *steps onto the porch and wipes sweat away* Ah, finally here! ^^
Allen: Why did it take 5 minutes to walk next door? O.o
NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* BECAUSE SHUT UP! Now, c'mon, peeps! Get in position!
Lavi: We don't even have to do anything….. -.-;;;
NoName-chan: *knocks on door*
*Door opens*
NoName-chan: BITCH, GIMME YOUR-
Random Guy Dressed EXACTLY Like Michael Myars: *jumps out at me* AUAGRHAURGAHURGAHAAAGGGAAHHHH!
NoName-chan: *SCREAM. Splashes a magically appearing can of Fanta in his face* OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCKDON'TDOTHAT! O.O
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Road, Tyki: *Laugh their asses off at my reaction*
NoName-chan: *glares at Yuno and Road* TRAITORS!
Michael Myars: *gets splashed with soda that for some reason took several seconds to fly through the air* GAH! WHAT THE FUCK, KID?!
NoName-chan: *glares at him defiantly* Hey, it's your fault for giving me a fucking heart attack like that!
Michael Myars: *looks down at his now orange soda-stained costume* DAMN IT, I PAID FIFTY BUCKS FOR THIS COSTUME! DIE, BITCH! *lunges at me*
Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Road: NONAME-CHAN! 0.0
NoName-chan: *easily sidesteps and dodges the attack. Glares at Michael* Oh, you did NOT just try to attack me.
Michael Myars: *Starts feeling uneasy* What do you mean…..? O.o
NoName-chan: *darks aura surrounds me*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *Pale* Oh, here it comes…..
Michael Myars: *Pales and looks at them frantically* HERE WHAT COMES?!
NoName-chan: *Twisted grin. Bursts into fake tears* WAAAAHHHHHH! BEN-NII! HE GAVE A HEART ATTAAAACCCCKKKKK! T_T
Ben-kun: *finally stops smelling flowers long enough to hear me. Whirls around as his eyes widen* He did WHAT?! *Glares murderously at Michael* You…. Scared…. My…. Little…. SISTER?!
Michael Myars: *YELP* I-I-
NoName-chan: *Cries even harder* WAAAAAAHHHHHH!
Ben-kun: *hugs me and pets my hair consolingly* Shhhh, it's okay, NoName-Nee! I'll take care of the scary man! *Lets go of me and turns to Michael. Grins psychotically* It's time for you to pay for your bad deed~
Michael Myars: *SCREAM*
Ben-kun: *drags Michael somewhere…. far away… with a psycho grin*
Michael Myars: *screams for help*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: *stare at me with wide eyes* You're evil. O_O
NoName-chan: *smirks and wipes remaining faux tears away* I know~
Yuno-chan and Road: *grin and start waving around flags with "Ben-kun" written on them* WOO HOO~! GO BEN-KUN~!
Allen: *sighs, beyond even being concerned at this point* Can we just move on, please?
NoName-chan: Sure, why not?
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Road, Tyki: *walks to the next house more quickly than last time*
NoName-chan: *sees a "Take One" candy bowl set up next to a scarecrow on the front porch* Oh, this is even easier than threatening homeowners! Tyki, just dump the bowl in your pants*
Tyki: I'm on it~! ^^ *Skips to the bowl and reaches for it*
Scarecrow: *turns out to actually be a guy in a scarecrow costume and grabs Tyki's wrist* AUAGHAUGAUAGHAUGAUGAHHAGAUGAAAHHHH!
Tyki: *Most high pitched scream ever to be screamed EVER*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *laugh our asses of at Tyki*
Tyki: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG LET GOOOOOO! *Attempts to free wrist from Scarecrow Guy's grasp*
Scarecrow Guy: *doesn't let go* RAAAAHHHHHHH!
Tyki: *SCREEEEEEEAAAAMMMMMMM. Starts crying* WAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! T_T *pees himself*
NoName-chan: *Stops laughing at the sight of Tyki's peeing* GODDAMN IT TYKI, YOU PISSED ALL OVER THE CANDY! NOW WE CAN'T EAT IT!
Allen: You were going to eat it anyways? O.o
Tyki: *still screaming and crying*
NoName-chan: *Irritated sigh* GREAT. NOW WE HAVE TO FIND MORE CANDY TO MAKE UP FOR THE STUFF TYKI PISSED AND PROBABLY SHAT ON! WE GOTTA GO! Scarecrow Guy, let go of Tyki and give us the candy!
Scarecrow Guy: *Growls at me* RAAAAAAAHH-
NoName-chan: *hits Scarecrow Guy over the head with the shovel* BITCH, I AM IN NO MOOD! LET THE FUCK GO!
Scarecrow Guy: *Pales and lets go of Tyki*
Tyki: *Runs away, bawling his eyes out, and glomps Lavi* BUNNY-BOOOYYYYYY! I WAS SO SCAAARRRREEEDDDDD! T_T
Lavi: WHAT THE FUCK-?! LET GO!
Tyki: NEVER! *clings tighter*
NoName-chan: *narrows eyes at Scarecrow Guy* Now the candy.
Scarecrow Guy: *Yelps and gives me the whole bowl*
NoName-chan: *Super sweet smile* Thank you, have a great Halloween~! ^^
Scarecrow Guy: *Starts crying in the corner of his front porch*
NoName-chan: *smiles at my companions* We're all good! ^^
Lenalee: *looks at the candy bowl* How are we going to carry it all this time? O.o
Allen: *rubs chin in concentration* Hm…. Since Tyki's pants are out of the question, I suppose we could just carry the bowl, or maybe use Kanda's skirt as a basket, or maybe-
NoName-chan: *pulls shirt forward and dumps the candy down my bra*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee: O.O
NoName-chan: What? It works.
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee: You have a very crooked idea of what "works" o.e
Yuno-chan and Road: I think it's fine~ *grin*
NoName-chan: That's because it is~ *Grins* Now, c'mon, let's go make back that piss candy! *Determinedly walks towards the next house*
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *follow with similar determination*
*10 seconds later*
NoName-chan: *collapses from exhaustion* I CAN'T GO ON ANY FURTHER! THIS IS THE END FOR MEEEEE! T_T
Yuno-chan: WHAT WE HAVEN'T EVEN WALKED 10 FEET
NoName-chan: I JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE! IT'S TOO EXHAUSTING!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi: *Siiigh* Of course it is…..
Tyki: So what do we do now? O.o
NoName-chan: *hangs head* I don't know! T_T Maybe we can-
Ben-kun: *Materializes out of fucking nowhere beside me, covered in DEFINITELY-not-Michael's blood* I'm back~! ^^
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: ASDFGHJKL WHERE DID YOU COME FROM
Ben-kun: *Ignores them* So what'd I miss? ^^
NoName-chan: UUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH!
Ben-kun: *Smile immediately disappears. Frantically runs to my side* NONAME-CHAN? NONAME-CHAN, WHAT'S WRONG?!
NoName-chan: SO TIRED…... T_T
Ben-kun: Huh? O.o
Yuno-chan: *Sigh* A Scarecrow guy scared the shit out of Tyki, he pissed himself and soiled the candy, we all set out for more, NoName-chan collapsed from exhaustion 10 seconds later, you showed up, here we are.
Ben-kun: Oh….. Don't worry, NoName-chan! *Picks me up princess-style* I'll carry you~! ^^
NoName-chan: *Suddenly stops moping and grins* I feel better~!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Tyki: *Sweat drop* She was manipulating him….
Lenalee: Anyways, back on topic: What should we do now?
NoName-chan: *Rubs invisible beard methodically* Hm… I dunno… Maybe we could-
Little Girl in a Pumpkin Costume: *Skips by* La la la la la la la la~! ^^
Kanda: *SCREAM. Hides behind me and Ben*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *Stare wide-eyed at Kanda* WHAT THE HELL?! O.O
Kanda: *White as a sheet and trembling* G-G-G-GET IT AWAY F-FROM ME!
NoName-chan: Get what away from you? O.o
Pumpkin Girl: *Concerned expression* Mr. Drag Queen? Are you okay? *steps towards Kanda*
Kanda: *YELP* L-L-LEAVE ME A-ALONE!
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: Eh? o.O *look at me for an explanation* What's his problem? O.O
NoName-chan: I honestly don't know! 0.0 He's acting really weird! The girl just walked up and Kanda started panicking. It's almost like he's- *Eyes widen upon sudden realization* O-Oh my god…. *Bursts out laughing* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! T-THAT'S JUST PERFECT! *wipes a tear* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: NoName-chan? NONAME-CHAN?! What is it?! 0.0
NoName-chan: *wipes another tear* KANDA! H-HE'S…..
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: He's what? What is he, NoName-chan?
NoName-chan: HE'S AFRAID OF PUMPKINS! XD
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *A moment of silence* …He's WHAT?!
NoName-chan: He's afraid of pumpkins! Kanda is afraid of pumpkins! XDXDXD
Allen: *shakes head* No, no! That's not possible! How is Kanda- murderous, psychopathic, above all frightening BaKanda afraid of something like PUMPKINS? It can't be true!
NoName-chan: *sadistic grin* I'll prove it's true! Just watch! *wiggles out of Ben's arms and picks up a pumpkin from someone's front yard* Hey, Yuu-chan~!
Kanda: *snaps back into normalcy for a moment* DON'T CALL ME-
NoName-chan: LOOK AT THIS! *Holds the pumpkin in Kanda's face*
Kanda: *SCREAM. Muscle spasms his way behind Allen before curling up in a ball and shaking*
Allen: O.O Oh my god, it's true! BaKanda…. H-He's actually afraid of pumpkins!
Kanda: S-SHUT UP! I-I'M NOT-
NoName-chan: *holds up pumpkin again*
Kanda: *YELP. Curls up tighter*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: ….. *Burst out laughing* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! THAT'S AWESOME! XD
NoName-chan: I KNOW RIGHT?! XD *evil grin* And it gives me an idea of what we should do next! *takes a lollipop out of my bra and pops it in my mouth awesomely* Follow me~ *starts walking*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *grin and follow*
Kanda: *doesn't move*
Lenalee: *pokes Kanda's cheek* Kanda? Kaaannnnddddaaaaa? C'mon, we're leaving!
Kanda: *shivers and rocks back and forth*
Lenalee: Kaaaaaaaaannnnnndddddddaaaaaaa? Kand- Oh, for the love of god, NONAME-CHAN! HE'S NOT MOVING!
NoName-chan: WHAT?! *runs at Kanda with the pumpkin* BITCH ASS NIGGA, GET YOUR ASS MOVING RIGHT NOW!
Kanda: *yelps at the sight of the pumpkin in my hand and starts running for his life*
NoName-chan: AUGHUGAUAGHAURUGURHGAUGRHGRUGUHAUGUAGAGAHGAAAAHHHH H! *chases Kanda toward our destination*
Allen: *shakes head* I still find it hard to think that this is legal…
Road: Well, then stop thinking and walk! *walks after me and Kanda, who are in the distance by now*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: … *shrug and follow*
*10 minutes later*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *arrive in front of a black metal gate*
NoName-chan: We're here! ^^
Tyki: *looks around* And where is here exactly?
NoName-chan: *sadistic grin* Well, when I realized that Kanda was afraid of pumpkins, I realized that there was only one place to go! The only place I could milk this as much as possible at!
Lavi: And that is? O.o
NoName-chan: *grin widens. Opens the gate, revealing at least an acre of pumpkins* A pumpkin patch~
Kanda: *pales considerably*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Road: *sadistic grins* Oh, that is AWESOME~!
NoName-chan: *smirks* I know~ Now, *shoves Kanda inside* Let's go explore~!
Kanda: *Dies inside and a little bit outside*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Road: *Laugh at Kanda and walk in*
Lenalee: *smiles* This should be fun~! *Walks in*
Allen, Lavi, Tyki: They're evil… o.o *reluctantly walk in*
NoName-chan: *closes the gate and turns to face the others with a grin* Now, everyone, I'll call you all to the gate when it's time to leave! Enjoy yourselves and try not to get arrested~!
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: *salute* WE'RE ON IT! *calmly disperse to do their separate things*
Road: *grins* It's time to cause some destruction~! *starts jumping around, smashing pumpkins* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! *jumps away*
NoName-chan: *smiles at them* Ah~! *looks at Kanda* Well, Kanda, looks like it's just you and me~!
Kanda: *curled up under a tree, whiter than snow, shivering and rocking back and forth* PUMPKINS…. PUMPKINS EVERYWHERE…..
NoName-chan: *sweat drops* Um…. I guess it's just me then….. *rubs invisible beard methodically* Hm…. What should I do…? *starts pacing slowly* Hm…. *LIGHTBULB. Grins* I'VE GOT IT~!
*MEANWHILE WITH ALLEN AND LAVI*
Allen: *Looks around at the mass expense of pumpkins surrounding him* Well. This is boring.
Lavi: *sighs* Yup…. Even though it's hilarious that Yuu-chan's afraid of pumpkins, I still can't believe NoName-chan would take us somewhere so boring!
Allen: *knits eyebrows* Speaking of NoName-chan, I wonder what she's doing…
Lavi: *shrugs* Who knows. With her, it could truly be anything. Eh, I'm sure she's just laughing at Yuu or beating Ben-kun with her shovel or something like that. Nothing to worry about.
Allen: *shakes head* Yeah, you're probably right. I mean, what else could she be doing? I'm sure it's nothing to worry abo-
*Allen is interrupted by a loud WHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRR*
Allen and Lavi: *Muscle spasm in surprise* ASDFGHJKL WHAT WAS THAT
Allen: OMFG WHAT THE HELL
Lavi: *Knits eyebrows* That almost sounded like… *pales upon realization* OH MY GOD….. *runs toward the source of the sound*
Allen: Lavi? LAVI?! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE! *runs after him*
*2 minutes later*
Allen and Lavi: *stop running*
Allen: *panting* What… the hell…. Was that for?!
Lavi: *looks up and pales* Yup, I was right…..
Allen: Right about what?
Lavi: *points at something*
Allen: *Looks where Lavi's pointing and pales* I-is that...?
Lavi: *nods head* Yup. It's exactly what I thought. NoName-chan's carving a pumpkin.
Allen: Yeah, but….. *gestures to me dramatically* WITH A FUCKING CHAINSAW?!
NoName-chan: *Carving a pumpkin with a chainsaw*
Lavi: *scratches the back of his head in a "Huh….. So it IS true after all…" way* Yup…
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Tyki: *burst into the clearing me, Allen, Lavi, and Kanda are in* WE HEARD A NOISE WHAT'S GOING O- *see me* …NoName-chan, what the royal hell are you doing?
NoName-chan: Carving a pumpkin~! ^^
Lenalee and Tyki: … Ah.
Ben-kun and Yuno-chan: … Can we help? :D
NoName-chan: *grins and hands them magically appearing chainsaws* HELL YEAH~! :D
Ben-kun and Yuno-chan: *Grin and start carving the pumpkin with me*
Allen, Lavi, Tyki: O.O
Lenalee: …Why does this not surprise me?
Kanda: *still too afraid to do anything*
*5 minutes later*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan: *turn off chainsaws and step back* DONE~! ^^
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Tyki: Finally! Now, what- *see the pumpkin* ….
Ben-kun: What do ya think? :D
Allen and Lavi: It's… WHAT THE HELL?!
Yuno-chan: What? I thought it was well done? O.o
Allen: Yeah, it is, but…..
Lavi: IT'S A CARVING OF ME IN THE MAID DRESS FROM EPISODE-CHAPTER-THINGY 3 WITH CAT EARS STRADDLING TYKI!
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan: Yeah? And…..? O.o
Allen and Lavi: "AND"?! THERE ARE A MILLION THINGS WRONG WITH THIS!
Lenalee and Tyki: *nosebleeds* I see nothing wrong with it at all~!
Allen and Lavi: o.e
NoName-chan: *hits Allen and Lavi over the heads with the shovel* Oh, get over it! Anyways, *changes subject* What have you all been up to?
Allen and Lavi: Well, we've just been walking around…..
NoName-chan: *COUGH*losers*COUGH*
Allen and Lavi: -.-
NoName-chan: *ignores them* Anyways, *looks at Ben and Yuno* What abiut you guys? What have you been up to?
Ben-kun and Yuno-chan: *grin* We've been helping Road smash pumpkins~!
NoName-chan: Sounds legit~
NoName-chan's thoughts: 'I hope this isn't private property or I'm FUCKED!'
NoName-chan: *looks at Lenalee* And you, Lenalee?
Lenalee: *holds up doujinshi* I've been reading! ^^
Allen and Lavi: O.O *inch away from Lenalee*
NoName-chan: *grins* Remind me to borrow that from you later!
Lenalee: Sure thing~! ^.^
NoName-chan: *looks at Tyki* What about you, Tyki?
Tyki: I've been searching for the Great Pumpkin~! ^^
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: *stare at Tyki* ….
Tyki: What?
Lenalee: Isn't the Great Pumpkin that thing from that one Charlie Brown Halloween special…? O.o
Tyki: Yup~! ^^ On Halloween, he rises from a pumpkin patch to give presents to all the children~! He's going to choose this pumpkin patch this year, I just KNOW it~! :D
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: ….
NoName-chan: *facepalm* Tyki, the Great Pumpkin isn't real.
Tyki: EH?! YES HE IS!
NoName-chan: NO HE'S NOT! HE'S ABOUT AS REAL AS KANDA IS STRAIGHT!
Tyki: *eyes narrow* Yeah? And your opinion is about as vital as a broken heel on a stiletto! OOOOHHHH~! *starts dancing around* P-P-P-POKER FACE! P-P- FUCK YOUR FACE! MUH MUH MUH- AH! *trips over Kanda and gets his head lodged in me, Ben, and Yuno's pumpkin*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan: *SHRIEK* OUR JACK-O-LANTERN!
NoName-chan: YOU MOTHERFUCKER, LOOK WHAT YOU DID!
Tyki: *Groans* My head…. *attempts to get up, but can't get his head out of the pumpkin* Eh? *tries harder to pull his head out of the pumpkin but has no success* Um…. Guys?
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan: *stop sobbing momentarily to glare at Tyki murderously* WHAT?!
Tyki: I'm stuck…
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: … What?
Tyki: I can't get my head free….. *proves his point by attempting to pull his head from the pumpkin once again to no avail*
NoName-chan: *Facepalm* WOW! ONLY YOU WOULD MANAGE TO GET YOUR HEAD STUCK IN A FUCKING PUMPKIN! *SIIIIIGH* C'MON, GUYS, LET'S GET HIM FREE!
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: *grab Tyki's ankles and pull as hard as we can* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Tyki: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW!
NoName-chan: *lets go* UGH! It's no use! Tyki, you're really stuck!
Tyki: WHAT?!
NoName-chan: Yup! Unless we can think of another way to free you, you're stuck!
Tyki: *panics and tries even harder to pull his head from the pumpkin*
Lavi: *looks at me*Is there really no other way we can free him? O.o
NoName-chan: Well, there are others, but most of them can easily result in a decapitated Tyki, and I can't afford a lawsuit! So, let's brainstorm here: how can we get Tyki's head out of the pumpkin?
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: *rub invisible beards methodically* Hm….
*30 seconds and one Jeopardy theme song later*
NoName-chan: *throws hands up in defeat* I don't know! I've really got nothing! I can't think if any way to-
Road: *jumps out, still smashing pumpkins* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! *jumps on the pumpkin Tyki's head is stuck in, smashing it and freeing Tyki*
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: O.O
NoName-chan: *grins* Good job, Road! You did it~!
Road: *grins and takes a bow* It was my pleasure~ Now what exactly did I do?
NoName-chan: You freed Tyki's head from the pumpkin~! ^^
Road: Oh. Well, YAYZ~!
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan: *jump in joy* HOORAY~!
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: … Wait, if she just smashed a pumpkin with Tyki's head in it, doesn't that mean she smashed his head as well?...
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Road: *freeze. Heads snaps towards Tyki*
Tyki: *moans in pain*
NoName-chan: …. *nudges him with my foot* Tyki? Tyyyyyki?
Tyki: *no response*
NoName-chan: *Picks Tyki up and looks at him*
Tyki: *Eyes dilated. Drooling*
NoName-chan: *drops Tyki with a poker face* …
Allen: So how is he?
NoName-chan: Erm….. he's got some minor brain trauma….
Lavi: How minor? O.o
NoName-chan: He'll probably be a vegetable for about a week….
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: …..WHAT?!
Allen: *starts panicking* OH MY GOD THIS IS HORRIBLE! WE COULD GET SUED! I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET SUED! I CAN'T! I CAN'T! I CAN'T!... *trails off, continuously repeating "I can't"*
Lavi: OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD WHAT IF HE DIES OHMYGOD O.O
Lenalee: *Cries loudly* WHAT IF HE ISN'T ABLE TO RAPE LAVI ANYMORE?! T_T
NoName-chan: *tick mark. Hits Ben over the head with the shovel*
Ben-kun: *YELP. Holds head in pain and looks up at me from his agonized crouched position* What'd you hit me for? e.e
NoName-chan: *tick mark begins to throb* Will you guys SHUT UP?! I'm trying to think here!
Ben-kun, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: *pale and snap their mouths shut*
NoName-chan: FINALLY! Now, what to do… hm…. *rubs invisible beard methodically. LIGHTBULB. Raises one finger with a smile* I know! There's only one way in the entire world to fix a comatose patient!
Allen: Take him to a hospital?
Lavi: Check to see if there's any other damage?
Lenalee: Lay him down somewhere where he can rest peacefully?
NoName-chan: Nope! We get drunk!
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: …. What? O.o
Ben-kun: *grins* HOORAY~! I'LL GET THE TEQUILA FUNDS!
NoName-chan: *smiles* No need! I know a place where we can get drunk for FREE~!
Ben-kun: *GASP* REALLY~? :'D
NoName-chan: Yup~! ^.^ It's the perfect place to go at a time like this!
Yuno-chan: And it is…..? O.o
NoName-chan: *grins and throws Tyki and Kanda over each of my shoulders before walking toward the exit* Follow me~
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: O.o … *follow*
*15 minutes later*
NoName-chan: *stops* We're here~!
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *look up and gape*
Yuno-chan and Road: *mischievous grins* Oh, this is AWESOME!
Ben-kun: *tears of joy* I never thought you'd actually take us here! :'D
Allen and Lavi: *pale* I have a bad feeling about this…..
Lenalee: *chuckles* This'll be fun~!
Kanda: *Isn't freaking out anymore. Looks up from his place over my shoulder and narrows eyes* This is suspicious…
Tyki: *still in coma*
NoName-chan: *grins* Yup~! 'Cause there's no better place in the world to get drunk than a Halloween party~! *gestures dramatically to the Halloween-decorated house we're standing in the front yard of*
Allen and Lavi: *pale*
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Road: *laugh maniacally*
Kanda: *rolls eyes* Che, whatever. Will you just put me down already?!
NoName-chan: *remembers that I'm still carrying him* Oh yeah!
Kanda: *MAJOR attitude in his tone (as always…..)* Che, Finally!
NoName-chan: *Tick mark. Throws Kanda through one of the house's windows* DON'T TAKE THAT TONE OF VOICE WITH ME!
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: O.O
Kanda: *slowly sits up in the scattered shards of broken glass, rubbing his head* THAT FUCKING BITCH! WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON HER, I'LL- *eyes rest upon the other occupants of the room*
Cross and Sheryl: *on the bed, completely still, but in a position that suggests some REALLY kinky foreplay was going on. Staring at Kanda*
Kanda: O.O
Sheryl: *completely casual tone* Oh, hey Kanda.
Kanda: O.e WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!
Sheryl: What does it look like? We're frickle-frackling -.-
Kanda: *pales* THE FUCK? O_O
Cross: What? Would you like to join us?
Kanda: OH MY FUCKING GOD NO!
Cross: *shrugs* Suit yourself *Goes back to what he was doing before Kanda showed up*
Kanda: OH GOD MY VIRGIN EYES MAKE IT STOP! *Attempts to knock himself out by running head-first into the wall, but accidentally runs into another window, sending him flying back outside and sprawling at my feet*
NoName-chan: *smirks* I hope you've learned your lesson~
Kanda: *shivering, his eyes wide with horror* No words could ever truly express the horrors I just witnessed…. 0_0
Allen and Lavi: O.O
Lenalee: *scratches head* Huh? I'm so confused. What was in the-
*Loud moans come from the bedroom*
Lenalee: *eyes widen. Grins and nosebleeds* OMG IS IT YAOI?! I NEED TO GO SEE~! *Runs to one of the broken windows to look in. Look of excitement is quickly replaced with one of pure horror* OH GOD NEVERMIND ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP ABANDON SHIP! 0.0 *runs away from the window and back to her place with the rest of us*
Road: Well? Who was it?
Lenalee: *shudders* Nobody I ever want to see again…..
NoName-chan: *cackles evilly*
Yuno-chan: *rubbing her arms* Can we just go inside already? I'm freezing my ass off out here!
NoName-chan: Right, right….. Well, everyone, *gestures dramatically to the door* Go on in~! ^^
Ben-kun: YAYZ~! ^^ *runs toward the door and smacks face-first into it*
NoName-chan: *Facepalm* You have to OPEN the door first, dumbass!
Ben-kun: *staggers to his feet* Y-yeah! I knew that! ^^;;; *opens the door and walks in*
NoName-chan: *rolls eyes and mutters evil things under my breath. Walks inside, dragging Tyki behind me by the ankle*
Yuno-chan and Road: YAY FOR ILLEGAL DRINKING~! :'D *skip inside*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee: …. *shrug and walk in*
NoName-chan: *closes front door and turns to face the crowd of drunk party-goers with a grin* HeyHeyHey~!
Crowd: *grin and wave* HEY, NONAME-CHAN~!
Allen: *looks at me with an eyebrow raised* Seems like everyone knows you here. Who's throwing this party, anyway?
NoName-chan: Cross, of course~!
Allen: *pales and looks around* Oh my god, we're at my old house? e.e
NoName-chan: Yup~! ^^
Allen: *slams face into a wall* OF ALL PLACES….
Lavi: *shrugs* I don't really see why it's such a big deal. Unless…. *GASP* Is THIS where Allen keeps his porn?! I MUST GO FIND IT! *sprints upstairs*
Allen: *Eyes widen. Sprints after Lavi* NO! STAY OUT OF MY ROOM!
Lenalee: Porn…? *GASP* IS IT YAOI?! *Sprints after them*
Kanda: *shakes his head in disappointment* It's been thirty seconds and we've already lost the two idiots and the fangirl….
NoName-chan: *shrugs* Eh, it's a party. Let 'em play! Speaking of which….. *grins at the remaining others* go ahead and do whatever you want-
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Road: YAY~!
NoName-chan: -as long as it won't get you arrested~! ^^
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Road: *hang their heads in disappointment* DAMN!
NoName-chan: So, drink, dance, play Beer Pong, go fuck someone in the cupboard! I don't care, just have fun~! ^^ Now, GO!
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Road: *grin and run off to do their separate things*
Kanda: Che. *Reluctantly walks off*
NoName-chan: *grins and starts to walk off until I remember that I'm still dragging Tyki* … *stuffs Tyki's unconscious body into a nearby houseplant* Perfect~! ^^ *skips off*
Tyki: *Drools*
NoName-chan: *Walks into the actual party and starts looking around* Hm…. What should I do first? *scopes the area before my eyes fall upon Lenalee walking down the stairs. Smiles and walks over to her* Ah! Lenalee!
Lenalee: *looks up, her expression showing clear disappointment* Oh…. Hey, NoName-chan…
NoName-chan: Um…. So how did the Allen Doujinshi hunt go…..?
Lenalee: *hangs head* No success! All he had were freaking 1995 edition Playboys and Incest Kink Roleplay video games! T.T
NoName-chan: *mentally makes a note of this information* Oh…. I'm sorry. That's a real shame.
Lenalee: *sobs some more*
NoName-chan: *scratches head and looks around* Speaking of Allen, what's taking him and Lavi so long? You'd think they'd be down here by now. Probably with Lavi running away holding Allen's porn while shouting random lines from the Roleplay games as Allen chased him angrily until the two of them tripped over something and ran into Kanda and-
Lavi: *Comes sprinting down the stairs, holding several Playboys and video game discs* "OH NII-SAN I LOVE YOU!" "WOULD YOU PLEASE TOUCH ME THERE NII-SAN?" "NNNGH NII-SAN NNNGH!"
Allen: *Comes sprinting down the stairs on Lavi's heels* LAVI, YOU BASTARD! GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!
Lavi: NEVAAAAAH- AH! *trips over a randomly placed goat*
Goat: BBBAAAAAAAAAAA!
Allen: LAVI, YOU- AH! *trips over the goat right after Lavi*
Allen and Lavi: *crash into- guess who?- Kanda*
Kanda: *crumples to the ground under their combined weights* OOF-! USAGI! MOYASHI!
NoName-chan: Oh, there they are.
Lenalee: *stares at me* Damn, you hit that one right on the dot! 0.0
NoName-chan: *grins* They're too easy to predict~
Lenalee: *nods head slowly* Yes, but where did the goat come from? O.o
NoName-chan: *looks at the goat and scratches head* Good question…
Jen-chan: *Walks by in all black, holding a jagged dagger and looking around* Has anyone seen my sacrificing goat?
NoName-chan and Lenalee: *Sweat drops* Well that answers that question…
Lenalee: Anyways, *looks at Allen, Lavi, and Kanda, who have all been politely waiting for our conversation to end* What's going to happen next?
NoName-chan: Well, Kanda will probably skin Allen and Lavi alive. Unless there is such a case in which somebody walks out from that room over there *Gestures to a door in a hallway near me* If that happens, -
Sheril: *walks out of the room I was gesturing to, dressed only in a thong and stretching his back* Ahh~! That was lovely~!
Kanda: *pales* o.e
Allen and Lavi: O.o *look at me and Lenalee for an explanation*
NoName-chan and Lenalee: Long story.
Allen: *nods head slowly* Ah…..
Kanda: I….. *walks away silently, his eyes glazed over with pure horror*
Allen and Lavi: … *shrug*
Allen: Anyways, *glares at Lavi again* GIMME THOSE BACK!
Lavi: *clutches the porn tightly* NEVER! *sprints away*
Allen: GET BACK HERE! *chases after him*
Lenalee: AAAAAND we're right back where we started… -.-;;;;
NoName-chan: Yup… Well, hey, at least we have each other's company, right? ^^;;;;
Lenalee: Yeah~! ^^;;;;;; Of course we d-
Miranda: *walks by, looking very frightened at the Halloween-based surroundings, dressed as a seal*
Lenalee: *Grins psychotically and goes into polar bear mode* RAWR LIL' BITCH TIME TO DIE! *lunges at Miranda*
Miranda: *SCREAM. Runs for her life* UWAAAAAAAHHHHHH! TT_TT
Lenalee: *chases after her* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
NoName-chan: *Sweat drops* Erm…. I guess it's down to me again, then… Hm…. *Shrugs* Might as well go dance or something ^^ *Runs onto the Dance floor and starts doing the sprinkler and singing along to the music*
"I want your bite
Wanna feel your teeth on my neck
Wanna taste the salt of your sweat
Gonna rock your body all night
It's lust at first sight!"
*MEANWHILE WITH BEN-KUN, YUNO-CHAN, AND ROAD*
Yuno-chan: *Sweat drops* Ben-kun, are you sure this is a good idea….?
Ben-kun: What could go wrong~? ^^
Road: Too many things to count -.-;;;
Ben-kun: *waves hand dismissively* Eh, it'll be fiiiiiiine~! ^.^
Yuno-chan: I have a hard time believing that….. -.-;;;;
Ben-kun: Oh, whatever! You guys worry too much~ ^.^
Road: I think it's you who's not worrying ENOUGH….. -_-
Ben-kun: Oh, COME ON! What's dangerous about this?
Yuno-chan and Road: *eyes twitch* YOU'RE TRYING TO STEAL CROSS'S LIQUOR! WHAT ISN'T DANGEROUS ABOUT THIS?!
Ben-kun: I see no problem~ Now, *grins* Time to get hammered! *opens Cross's liquor cabinet*
Cross: *appears out of fucking NOWHERE beside Ben-kun in a thong similar to Sheril's before* BITCH, GET YOUR HANDS OF MAH BOOZE! *judo flips Ben before somehow disappearing again*
Ben-kun: AAHHH! *Goes flying into the cabinet under the sink*
Yuno-chan and Road: We warned you… -.-;;;;
Ben-kun: *Emerges from under the sink, rubbing his head. Holds up a bottle of Rubbing Alcohol and grins* This'll work~! *Skips off*
Yuno-chan: o.e He has no common sense whatsoever, does he?
Road: *sighs* I'm afraid not… Come on, we should probably go stop him before he kills himself…..
Yuno-chan and Road: *run after Ben*
NoName-chan: *Runs into the kitchen, sweating like crazy* WOO! Dancing is really a workout! I need something to drink! *stumbles to the fridge for water before spotting the many bottles of wine in Cross's liquor cabinet* Oh, look! Grape juice! ^.^ *Yup, I actually messed that one up. ANYWAYS….. Skips toward the liquor cabinet and grabs for the wine
Cross: *Appears out of nowhere once again in his thong* BITCH-
NoName-chan: *knocks Cross out with my shovel* ASDFGHJKL STRIPPER CROSS OH GOD
Cross: *faceplants on the floor, unconscious*
NoName-chan: *Shakes head* Geez, I just wanted some grape juice! He didn't have to scar me for life! *grabs four bottles of wine and walks over to a lounge-like area. Sits down on a comfy couch-chair* Ah~! Now, it's just me, my grape juice, and-
Lavi: *runs into the room* NNNOOOOOOOOOO! I'LL NEVER GIVE THEM BACK, ALLEN!
Allen: *runs in after Lavi* YOU LITTLE SHIT-
Lavi: THAT'S A PUT-DOWN!
NoName-chan: *watches them run around the room* They're STILL going at it…..? O.o *shrugs* Whatever *looks at the bottles of wine I have set on the table with a smile* Now, for my grape ju-
Lavi: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH- *trips over a coffee table and faceplants….. on me*
NoName-chan: OMFG ASDFGHJKAFLMAOEHWDMDCKSDL GET THE FUCK OFF YOU PEDO! *kicks Lavi in the stomach, successfully pushing off*
Lavi: OOF-! *stumbles around slightly, trying to recover from the powerful kick I just gave him*
Allen: *takes Lavi's disorientedness as an opportunity to snatch back his porn* A-HA! *runs off*
Lavi: *throws hands up in frustration and sighs* Damn it, NoName-chan! I was gonna make copies! T_T
NoName-chan: Sorry…
Lavi: *sighs and sits on a couch on the other side of the coffee table from me* Well, at least I can stop running around now. I've already run into Kanda, an extremely terrified Miranda, a psychotic Lenalee, a vomiting Ben-kun, Yuno-chan and Road putting Ben-kun's pain on YouTube, and comatose Tyki!
Allen: *sits down next to Lavi after hiding his porn somewhere that it TOOOTTTTTTAAAAALLLLYYYYY won't be found by a certain shovel-bearing teenage girl later* Yeah! It was really exhausting!
NoName-chan: I'd think so! 0.0
Allen: So what have you been up to?
NoName-chan: Well, I danced with random strangers for a while. Then, I went to the kitchen to get a drink, and I found these excellent bottles of Grape Juice! ^^ *gestures to the wine*
Allen and Lavi: …
Allen: *whispering in Lavi's ear* Should we tell her?...
Lavi: *whispering in Allen's ear* I'm kind of curious what's going to happen….
NoName-chan: Now, *picks up a bottle* time to drink~! ^.^ *about to take a sip when-*
Miranda: *runs into the room, still screaming* HEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP! TT_TT
Lenalee: *runs in after her* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
NoName-chan: O.O
Allen: I TOLD you Lenalee liked that costume too much! -.-;;;
NoName-chan: Well…. *hits Allen over the head with the shovel* SHUT UP!
Allen: *clutches head in pain* OW!
Lavi: *casually watching Lenalee chase Miranda around* So, should we do something about this…..?
NoName-chan: *sighs* Chill, I've got this….. *gets up and walks over to Lenalee. Clears throat* Lenalee, *hits her over the head with the shovel* BITCH, YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY A POLAR BEAR! CHILL THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I MAKE YOU!
Lenalee: *snaps back to normal and clutches her head in pain* OW! T_T
Allen: O.O She hit Lenalee with the shovel!
Lavi: That's a first! O.O But wait, doesn't that mean…..?
Allen and Lavi: *Eyes widen even further. Pale*
Komui: *breaks through the window with a Bazooka* NONAME ELIZABETH KANDA! DIE!
Allen and Lavi: SHE'S DEAD.
Komui: *lunges at me* AUARHAGUAHARGUAHARGUAAAAHHHHH!
NoName-chan: Hm? *looks up and sees Komui lunging at me. Hits him over the head with the shovel* BITCH, I DO WHAT I WANT!
Komui: B-BUT-
NoName-chan: *death glare*
Komui: *YELP. Hides in the corner*
Allen and Lavi: *Gape and look at me* YOU CAN STOP KOMUI?! O.O
NoName-chan: Are you blind? I just did! -.-
Allen and Lavi: You're invincible…. O.O
NoName-chan: *smirks* You're damn right I am~ *sits back down*
Lenalee and Miranda: *sits next to Allen and Lavi on the couch across from me*
Lenalee: So… *looks at the bottles of wine in front of me* I take it we missed something…?
Allen: *whispers in Lenalee and Miranda's ears* She thinks it's grape juice
Miranda: *whispering* W-W-What?! W-We can't just let her d-drink it! 0.0
Lavi: *whispering* We just wanna know what'll happen….
Miranda: B-BUT-
Lenalee: I'm a bit curious, too. *puppy dog eyes* PLEASE let her drink it, Miranda! Pleeeeeaaaasssssseeeee?
Miranda: B-BUT- *can't resist the puppy dog eyes and hangs head in shame* O-Okay…
Lenalee: *beams* Thanks, Miranda~! ^.^
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Miranda: *turn back around to look at me*
NoName-chan: *smiling adoringly down at the wine* Oh, Grape Juice! Now, I can finally-
Ben-kun: *bursts into the room holding a bottle of rubbing alcohol* MY INSIDES ARE ON FIRRRRRREEEEE! DX
NoName-chan: *slams the bottle of wine back down on the table* OH FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHAT IS IT NOW?!
Ben-kun: *glomps me and cries loudly into my shoulder* NONAME-CHAAAAAANNNNN MY STOMACH HUUUURRRRRRRRTSSSSSSSSSSSS! T_T
NoName-chan: OOF-! THE FUCK?! GET OFF, YOU WHORE!
Yuno-chan and Road: *run in* BEN-KUN! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE RIGHT NO- *see me, Ben, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Komui, and Miranda* …... Oh, so you guys found Ben-kun. Awesome.
NoName-chan: *attempting to pry Ben off of me with little to no success* WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!
Yuno-chan: Ben-kun wanted to get drunk, and he couldn't get any booze out of Cross's liquor cabinet, so he decided to drink rubbing alcohol instead.
NoName-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: …. Wait, so he might be dying of chemical poisoning?
Road: In short, yes. But even though he drank a whole bottle, I think he's just going to be sick for a while-
Ben-kun: *throws up on my shirt*
NoName-chan: EUGHUEGHEUEGUEHEUEGHEUGEUUEGEHGEUGH! GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE! *kicks Ben off of me*
Ben-kun: AUGH! *goes flying into a conveniently placed trashcan* Grhm…. I'M OKAY~!
NoName-chan: *looks down in horror at my vomit-stained shirt* EUGH! THIS IS DISGUSTING!
Road: Hey, I warned you he was sick! Don't take it out on him! Poor Ben-kun can't help that he has the mental capacity of a four-year-old! How would you like it if YOUR insides felt like they were on fire and you were throwing up because you drank rubbing alcohol and someone kicked YOU into a trashcan? -.-
Allen: *gapes* Wow O.O I think that may have been the most kind and empathetic thing Road has ever said about ANYONE! *Tilts head slightly* Huh. Maybe Road ISN'T a cruel sadist after all. Maybe she's actually kind and caring deep down inside, and-
NoName-chan: BUT HE RUINED THE CANDY!
Road: *eyes widen* He WHAT?! *starts beating the shit out of Ben* YOU MOTHERFUCKING CUNT BAG DUMBASS! DIE!
Allen: *siiiigh* I got my hopes up too high…
Lavi: Does this really surprise you? -.-;;;;
Yuno-chan: *pulls Road off of Ben* ROAD! ROAD, STOP! WE STILL NEED TO TELL THEM THE OTHER THING!
NoName-chan: *raises an eyebrow* What other thing?
Road: *casually takes a seat on an armchair next to the couch Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, and Miranda are on* Ben-kun's drunk.
*A moment of silence*
NoName-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Miranda, Komui: WHAT?!
Yuno-chan: *rolls eyes* Well, YEAH. He chugged a whole bottle of alcohol and has the tolerance of a newborn. He's drunk as a skunk!
NoName-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Miranda, Komui: *whirl around to look at Ben*
Ben-kun: *dancing around in his underwear with a lampshade on his head and singing incredibly off-key*
"WITH A TASTE OF YOUR LIPS I'M ON A RIIIIIIDDDDEEEEE~
YOU'RE TOXIC I'M SLIPPING UNDAAAAAHHHHHH~!"
Lenalee: Oh my god he is O.O
Road: We know -.-
Yuno-chan: After putting Ben-kun's excessive poison vomiting on YouTube, Road and I tried to take the rubbing alcohol away from him, but he was fucking drunk! o.e
Road: He started chanting about Raptor Jesus coming from Narnia to take him across the galaxy to the Nyan Cat! O_O
Yuno-chan: So we told him that he needed to sit the fuck down and drink some water. But then he got up and fucking SPRINTED away from us while screaming something about us trying to steal the Holy Grail from him and Indiana Jones! o.e
Road: We've been chasing him for the past 20 minutes. Then he ran in here with you guys, and here we are.
Lavi: So, *watches Ben attempt to swim through a wall* What should we do about this? O.o
NoName-chan: *shakes head and gets up* Chill, I'm on it *stomps over to Ben muttering something about "The things I do for Grape Juice….." Bursts into fake tears* BEN-NII! MY SEAT IS COLD! T_T
Ben-kun: *snaps into Drunk Sister Complex Mode* WHAT?! *determined look* I'll take care of it, NoName-nee! *runs over to my seat and sits down* There! Now you can sit on my lap! ^.^
NoName-chan: *wipes tears away* Thanks, Ben-nii! ^.^ *sits on his lap*
Allen: *sweat drops* Well, that's ONE way to get him to sit down, I suppose….
NoName-chan: *smirks* Damn straight~ Now, *picks up bottle of wine* Time for Grape Juice~!
Yuno-chan and Road: *raise eyebrow and look at the others for an explanation*
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Miranda: *whispering* She thinks it's Grape Juice.
Yuno-chan and Road: ….. *shrug and squeeze onto the armchair Road already claimed together to watch the show*
NoName-chan: *smiles and raises the bottle* Finally~! *brings it closer to my lips*
Kanda: *slams the door open*
NoName-chan: *slams the bottle down on the table again* WHAT NOW?!
Kanda: *storms in and sits down on an armchair on the other side of the couch from Road and Yuno* I HATE MY LIFE.
NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* What is it THIS time, drama queen?
Kanda: I went to the kitchen for some Lucky Charms so I could stress eat my CrossxSheril-related terrors away! Was that too much to ask for?! Some fucking Lucky Charms?! BUT NO! BECAUSE WHO DID I FIND PASSED OUT ON THE GODDAMN KITCHEN FLOOR?! CROSS IN A FUCKING THONG! AS IF MY NIGHTMARES OF HIM WEREN'T GOING TO BE BAD ENOUGH ALREADY! But wait! It gets better! I decided to go over to him and wake him up. And when I did, what did he do? HE MISTAKED ME FOR A FUCKING CHICK AND GRABBED MY ASS!
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *laugh our asses off at Kanda*
NoName-chan: *gasping for breath between bursts of laughter* Y-YOU SEE? *wipes a tear away* T-THIS IS WHY I PUT THE OPTION FOR KANDA TO BE DRESSED AS RAPUNZEL ON THE POLL!
Lavi: *wipes a tear away as well* I salute you, NoName-chan! I salute you!
Kanda: *murderous glare* I HATE YOU ALL!
NoName-chan: We love you, too~! Now, NO MORE INTERRUPTIONS! It's time for Grape Juice! *picks up the bottle ONCE AGAIN*
Kanda: *raises an eyebrow*
Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda: *whispering* SHE THINKS IT'S GRAPE JUICE.
Kanda: *nods head slowly and watches me out of curiosity*
NoName-chan: FINALLY~! *brings the bottle to my lips and quickly chugs the whole thing*
Allen: O_o I don't think Master even drinks that quickly!
Yuno-chan: *shakes head* You should see her when she's actually drinking Grape Juice!
NoName-chan: *chugs a second bottle. And a third. And then the forth. Freezes and stares forward* …
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda, Komui: *lean forward slightly, waiting for me to do something*
NoName-chan: *looks around at each of them slowly* ….
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda, Komui: *lean even further*
NoName-chan: …. *Smirks and walks over to Lavi. Sits on his lap. Slurred tone* Hey there, big boy~ Ya' know, *runs a finger down his chest* you must have cleaned those Victoria's Secret panties of yours with Windex- 'cause I can practically see myself in them~
Ben-kun, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda, Komui: *Gape* O_O …
*A moment of silence*
Allen, Kanda, Lavi: OH DEAR GOD SHE'S A FLIRTY DRUNK! O_O
Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Road: *snort with laughter* OH, THIS IS PRICELESS!
Miranda and Komui: I can't believe you let a 13-year-old get drunk AND straddle Lavi….. T_T
Ben-kun: …. Nee-chan's drunk? 0.0
*A moment of silence*
Ben-kun: YES~! *jumps up and grabs my hand* THIS SOUNDS LIKE A PARTY~! COME, MY DEAR DRUNK SISTER~! LET'S DANCE~!
NoName-chan: YES~! LET'S DANCE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW~! IF WE DO, THE EASTER BUNNY MIGHT COME AND GIVE US MANICURES~!
Ben-kun: YAYZ~!
NoName-chan and Ben-kun: *jump up on the coffee table and start spinning in circles*
Allen: Oh my fucking god… e.e
NoName-chan: *looks at Allen through narrowed eyes* What, got something to say, Hot Stuff? *jumps onto his lap* 'Cause I do. You're sexy~
Allen: *SCREAM* OH GOD GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF!
Kanda: CHE. LOUD MOYASHI! *pulls me off of Allen and throws me back in my seat* SIT YOUR ASS DOWN, YOU TOMATO HORN WORM!
Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *Raise an eyebrow at Kanda* What? O.o
Kanda: Tomato Horn Worm, muthafuckaaaahhhhhs~
Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: O.O THE FU-
Miranda: I-I think he h-had a few drinks, t-too…..
Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee: WHAT?! O.O
Road: *throws hands up in frustration* Great, now we have a drunk Ben-kun, and drunk NoName-chan, AND a drunk Kanda! This is going to be a long night! -.-;;;;
Yuno-chan: *hangs head* Yeah! I mean, we're going to have to get them home after this, and- *eyes widen upon getting an idea. Grins*
Road: *grins* I know that look! What's on your mind, Yuno-chan?
Yuno-chan: Well, *looks up with a smug grin* even though this might be troublesome, we might as well milk it for all we've got.
Road: *grin widens* I'm listening~
Yuno-chan: *grin widens as well. Shoves Ben off the table and jumps onto it* HEY, SLUTS! WHO'S UP FOR SOME TRUTH OR DARE~?
Allen, Kanda, Miranda, Komui: *freeze and gape in horror at Yuno* OH GOD, NO! TAKE IT BACK QUICK! TAKE IT BAAACK-
NoName-chan: *grins* Truth or Dare~? PERFECT~!
Allen, Kanda, Miranda, Komui: OH NO IT'S TOO LATE! O_O
Ben-kun, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *jump in joy* YAYZ~! TRUTH OR DARE! TRUTH OR DARE! TRUTH OR DARE!
Yuno-chan: *grin* Then it's settled~! We're playing Truth or Dare~!
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: YAY~!
Allen, Kanda, Miranda, Komui: NO! T_T
Yuno-chan: Alright, let's set the rules: First off, EVERYONE in here's playing! No exceptions!
Allen, Kanda, Miranda, Komui: *SOB*
Yuno-chan: Second, once you choose either Truth or Dare, you can't change it! Meaning, if you don't like what you got, you can't just change it over to the other option. And thirdly, you have to answer your Question or do your Dare! Either that, or you have to remove a piece of clothing. 'Kay? 'Kay. Now, *grins* If that's all, allow me to start us off~! *whirls around and points straight at Kanda* KANDA! Truth or Dare~?
Kanda: *narrows eyes* Che, Dare.
Yuno-chan: *grins* I Dare you to Wall Twerk~
Kanda: *eyes widen. Pales*
Lavi: *bursts out laughing* Yeah, Yuu-chan! Wall Twerk for us~! C'mon!
Kanda: THERE'S NO WAY IN HELL I'LL-
NoName-chan: *hits Kanda over the head with my shovel* BITCH, NO BACKING OUT! Now do it so I can get some tasty pics of dat ass~ *holds up a camera*
Kanda: CHE. *angrily storms over to the wall*
Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *take out video cameras*
Kanda: *gets in position, causing the skirt of his dress to fall and give us a perfect view of his Powerpuff Girls underwear*
Allen, Lavi, Komui: The fuck? O.o
Yuno-chan and Lenalee: *NOSEBLEED*
NoName-chan, Ben-kun, Road: *burst out laughing and take several pictures*
Kanda: *blushing crimson* CHE! *starts twerking REALLY well*
Allen and Lavi: *snort with laughter and record it*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Road: *a mix between laughter, nosebleeds, pictures, and recording*
Lavi: *laughing* Damn, Yuu-chan, you can really work it!
Kanda: *Blushes angrily* Shut up, Baka Usagi!
Allen: *shakes head slowly at Lavi* It's a good thing he's drunk, or you'd be dead, Lavi!
Lavi: *smirks* I know~
Kanda: *continues twerking until-*
Ben-kun: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY-YYYY~! *attempts to fly by running and jumping but knocks Kanda over instead*
Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda, Komui: O.O
NoName-chan: ….….. *nudges Ben with my foot* Ben-kun? You okiiiiiiii~?
Ben-kun: Sits up slowly* Owie….. T_T
Kanda: *tick mark. Lunges at Ben* YOU LITTLE-
NoName-chan: *stops Kanda mid-lunge by hitting him in the face with my shovel* NO ATTACKING BEN-KUN!
Kanda: AURGH! *storms back to his armchair and sits down*
Yuno-chan: Alright, next round! Kanda, it's your turn to ask someone!
Kanda: CHE! NO WA- *Seemingly gets an idea. Crooked grin. Looks at Ben* Well, actually…..
Allen: *pales* That smile spells bad news… o.o
Kanda: Ben-kun~ Truth or Dare?
Ben-kun: Teehee~! DARE~! ^.^
Kanda: *smirks* I dare you to jump out the window.
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda, Komui: O.O WHAT-
Ben-kun: Okay~! ^^ *jumps out the window*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda, Komui: *gape* O_O
Kanda: *smirks* Aaaaaand….. I have my revenge~
*MEANWHILE WITH BEN-KUN*
Ben-kun: *sits up in the broken shards of the second story window he just jumped out of* Ow…. *sees something* Huh? o.o *picks up the object, revealing it to be a pack of matches. Grins* OH, SWEET~!
*BACK WITH THE REST OF US*
Yuno-chan: Okay, next round~! Since it's Ben-kun's turn and he might be dead, who wants to go next~? ^.^
Lavi: OO! OO! ME! *looks at Allen and grins* Moyashi-chan~! Truth or Dare~?
Allen: Truth!
Kanda: *rolls eyes* Che. Wimp.
Allen: *glares at Kanda* Considering how the FIRST two rounds went, there's no way I'm even CONSIDERING a Dare.
Lavi: *grins at Allen* Alright. Here's your Question: Where do you keep the rest of your porn~?
Allen: *Narrows eyes* NO WAY IN HELL AM I TELLING YOU!
Yuno-chan: It's either that or remove a piece of clothing~
Allen: *pulls off his shirt*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Road: *NOSEBLEED*
Lavi: *pouts* Damn!
Allen: There! NOW can we move on? -.-
Yuno-chan: *taking pictures* Yup~! Your turn!
Allen: Alright. *looks up at Yuno* How about you? Truth or Dare?
Yuno-chan: Hm….. Truth~! ^^
Kanda: Weakli-
Yuno-chan: *shoots a death glare at Kanda*
Kanda: *pales and snaps his mouth shut*
Yuno-chan: *smiles brightly again and looks at Allen* Ask away~ ^^
Allen: Hm….. Oh! I've got one! I've always been wondering this: Yuno-chan, why does NoName-chan act like she hates you all the time if you're like a Daughter/Sister/Bestie to her?
Yuno-chan: *grins* Oh, that one's a fun story~!
NoName-chan: *expression darkens* That's an EVIL story….
Yuno-chan: Well, you see, I was on a school trip in Williamsburg, Virginia, with Jen-chan once for Fall Break, and NoName-chan had nothing to do except sit around and write FanFiction that entire week-
NoName-chan: *SOB*
Yuno-chan: Anyways, at one point, Jen-chan and I got really bored while we were walking around, so we decided to Prank Call NoName-chan. We told her that we were lost, and she not only believed us, but she spent ten freaking minutes on Google Maps trying to find out where we were so she could give us directions! And she didn't even realize until she had mapped an entire route that we were pranking her! XD
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *burst out laughing at me*
NoName-chan: *shoots everybody death glares* WELL, EXCUSE ME FOR TRYING TO BE HELPFUL!
Yuno-chan: *shakes head in laughter* You're so stupid, Nee-chan! XD
NoName-chan: *looks at the others* And that's why I will NEVER try to help her with anything again! -.-
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road: *Laugh at me some more*
NoName-chan: *shrugs and smiles* Well, at least now you guys know what the "#ColonialSwag Event" is~ ;3
Yuno-chan: *wipes a tear away* Okay, okay, my turn~! *grins at me* Nee-chan~ Truth or Dare~?
NoName-chan: *smirks* You know what? DARE, MOTHERFUCKER~! YEAH, BABEH, SHOW MEH WHAT YA GOT~!
Lavi: NoName-chan's drunkness is so obvious, it's almost painful… -.-;;;
Yuno-chan: *grins at me* I Dare you to give Komui a lap dance~!
Komui: *pales* W-WHAT-
NoName-chan: *salutes* I'M ON IT, CHICKEN MC#COLONIALSWAG~! *jumps onto Komui's lap and starts giving him a lap dance*
Komui: *SCREEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM* GET IT OFF OH DEAR GOD GET IT OOOFFFFFFFF! T_T *pushes me away*
NoName-chan: *goes crashing onto the coffee table next to Yuno's feet* OOF-!
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Miranda: O_O Oh my god, are you okay….?
NoName-chan: *sits up slowly and pulls a large splinter out of my arm* I'm fine! 'Tis only a flesh wound~! ^^
Yuno-chan: Congrats….? O.o *grins* Well, your turn~!
NoName-chan: *looks around* Hm… *looks at Miranda* Miranda~! How about you? Truth or Dare~?
Miranda: *pales* T-T-T-Truth…. o.o
NoName-chan: Alright~! *grins* Do you like Krory~?
Miranda: *Blushes furiously and shrieks* W-W-W-WHAT?! I-I- *has a nervous breakdown and faints*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Komui: O.O
Allen: OH MY GOD, SHE KILLED MIRANDA! O.O
Lavi: *looks at me* YOU BASTARD!
Yuno-chan: ….Erm…. Next round…. Who wants to take this one since Miranda's unconscious?
Lenalee: OO! I will! :D
Yuno-chan: *grins* Alright, shoot~
Lenalee: *grins and looks at Komui* Nii-san~ Truth or Dare~?
Komui: *grows a bit uneasy* Um…. Dare, I guess? O.o
Lenalee: *grins* I dare you to watch me make out with Lavi without saying or doing ANYTHING~!
Komui: *gapes in horror*
Road: *laughs* Wow, that's torturous! XD
NoName-chan: *smirks* That's what he gets for denying my Lap Dance~
Lenalee: *smirks* Now, Nii-san?
Komui: *shaky sigh* A-A-A-Alright… T_T
NoName-chan: *grins*
Lenalee: *smirks again and starts making out with Lavi*
Lavi: WOOT~! *kisses back*
Komui: *twitches uncontrollably as he watches* Un….. nm….. *starts sobbing uncontrollably*
NoName-chan: *takes a picture of Komui's pain with a sadistic grin* There! Now I have proof of my revenge! Lavi! Lenalee! You can stop now!
Lavi and Lenalee: *pull away from each other, gasping for breath*
Lenalee: *smiles and hands Lavi a slip of paper with her phone number on it* Call me sometime~
Lavi: *grins and takes the slip of paper* Will do~
Komui: *dies inside*
NoName-chan: *laughs evilly*
Yuno-chan: *grins* Alright, next round~! Komui, it's your turn!
Komui: *not much more than a hollow shell at this point* Um….. *looks at Road* You, I guess? Truth or Dare?
Road: *grins* Dare~
Komui: Um…. *looks around until his eyes rest on me* I dare you to eat one of the candies Ben-kun threw up on!
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee: *Gape in disgust in horror* Oh my god, she can't do that! O.O That's disgusti-
Road: *reaches STRAIGHT into my bra, pulls out a lollipop, and pops it in her mouth*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee: O.O
Road: *grins* Ain't got nothing on me now, MUTHFUCKAHS~!
Yuno-chan: O.O …. *clears throat* Yes, well, um….. Road, it's your turn!
Road: *grins* Well, there's only one person left in here that hasn't been asked, so *looks at Lavi* BUNNY-BOY~! Truth or Dare~?
Lavi: *determined grin* Dare~
Road: *grin widens* I Dare you to take Kanda in the closet and observe a good 'ole fashioned "7 minutes in heaven"~!
Lenalee: YUS~! :'D
Kanda and Lavi: *pale and gape in horror* W-What? O.O
NoName-chan: *grins* Oh, you heard her just as well as I did~
Yuno-chan: Plus, you guys HAVE had sex before, so this shouldn't be that big of a deal~
Lavi: B-BUT-
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Road: NO OBJECTIONS! NOW GO! *push Kanda and Lavi into a closet and slam it shut*
NoName-chan: *brushes my hands together* That should be good for seven minutes~
Yuno-chan: *grins* Yup! Awesome call there, Road~!
Road: *grins and takes a bow* Why thank you~
Komui: O.o Is this what kids do these days? Whores….
Lenalee: *sitting on the couch, staring off into space with a dreamy smile* Ah~ I wonder what they could be doing in there~?
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Road: *freeze as if simultaneously getting an idea. Grin*
Allen: *pales* Uh oh….. Lenalee, I think you may have just caused the world's end…..
NoName-chan: *chuckles darkly* Not the world's end- just our closet couple's~
Road: *stands by the closet* Ready~?
NoName-chan and Yuno-chan: *hold up video cameras* Yup!
Road: *grins and hold up her own video camera before slamming open the closet door*
Kanda and Lavi: *shirtless and in an EXTREMELY intense makeout session*
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Lenalee, Road: *SQUEAL. NOSEBLEEDS*
Kanda and Lavi: *finally notice us. SCREAM*
Lavi: OH MY FUCKING GOD TURN THOSE CAMERAS OFF! O.O
NoName-chan, Yuno-chan, Road: NEVAAAAHHHHH!
Kanda and Lavi: *hurriedly fix their appearances and scramble out of the closet*
Allen: *Laughs his ass off at them* BAHAHAHAHA PRICELESS~! XD
Kanda and Lavi: *glare at Allen* CAN IT, MOYASHI!
Kanda: GOD, THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE!
Yuno-chan and Road: *laughing their asses off and trying to wipe up their nosebleeds* Oh calm down, Kanda! It's not like anybody's ever going to know about any of this!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Komui: They're not? O.o
Lenalee: Of course not~! Haven't you ever heard of "What happens at this party STAYS at this party"? ^.^
NoName-chan: *freezes* Wait, we're going by that rule? 0.0 *holds up cellphone* I wish you would've told me that before I posted it on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, MySpace, AND YouTube! o_o
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Komui: O_O
Kanda: *tick mark* NONAME-CHAN! *lunges at me*
Ben-kun: *slams the door open in Kanda's face, stopping him mid-lunge* LOOK WHAT I FOUND~! :D *holds up the pack of matches he found outside*
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Komui: O.O Is that…..?
Ben-kun: Yup~! *strikes a match* Fire's so pretty~! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~! *goes pyromaniac and starts lighting random shit on fire* LOOK AT IT BURN! LOOK AT IT BURN! LOOK AT IT ALL BURN~! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
Allen: O.O OH DEAR GOD, IN HIS DRUNK STATE, HE COULD BURN THE WHOLE HOUSE DOWN! SOMEONE STOP HIM!
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Road, Komui: *look at me expectantly*
NoName-chan: *chugging another bottle of wine and chanting at Ben* WOO HOO~! BOOZE AND BABES AND SQUIRRELS, MAN~! BOOZE AND BABES AND SQUIRRELS~!
Allen: *sweat drops* Well, that option's out….
Lavi: *watches the fire spreading rapidly and looks at Yuno and Road* So what do we do? o.o
Yuno-chan: *sighs* Well, Lavi, when one gets into a situation like this, there's only one thing TO do. *runs for her life* RUN LIKE HELL!
Road: *runs after Yuno* I'M WITH HER! EVACUATE THE BUILDING!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Komui: …
NoName-chan: WOO HOO~! *starts pouring a randomly appearing tub of gasoline into the fire* BOOZE AND BABES AND SQUIRRELS, MUTHAFUCKAAAAHHHHHH~!
Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Lenalee, Komui: … RUN! *grab Miranda run for their lives*
*several minutes of unfollowable mayhem involving mass evacuation of the house and a HUGE house fire later*
Yuno-chan: *watches the house burn* Wow, a little bit of booze and some matches and NoName-chan and Ben-kun are on the 10 o'clock news for burning the house down…
Kanda: Che. Those idiots.
Allen: *sobs* MY PORN WAS IN THEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEE! T_T
Lavi: *sobs* ALLEN'S PORN WAS IN THEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEEEEE! T_T
Road: *shrugs and holds up her camera* At least I got the Blackmail camera away safe~
Komui: *looks around* Wait, where's Ben-kun?
Miranda: *finally conscious again* H-H-He's over t-there *points to Ben*
Ben-kun: *sturgling against the hold of two Police officers* NO! NO! I HAVE TO GO MEET ABRAHAM LINCOLN AND THE GENIE FOR TEA! LET GO- AUGH! *gets tazed and falls unconscious*
Police Officer 1: *puts away tazer* God, freaking drunk teen! Could he be any more uncooperative?!
Police Officer 2: *shakes head* He's going away for a LOOOONG time for starting this fire…..
Police Officers: *puts Ben in the back of their car and drive away*
Lenalee: O.O …..… *looks at Yuno* Well, at least nobody got stuck in there, right? ^^;;;;
Yuno-chan: *freezes. Eyes widen* Uh oh…..
Lenalee: Wait, nobody DID get stuck in there, right? O.O;;;;;
Yuno-chan: *smiles nervously* O-Of course not! ^^;;;; Heh…. Heheh…. Well, *looks at the others* I don't know about you guys, but I say that this ends Episode-Chapter-Thingy 3.5 of DGS! Let's go home~!
Yuno-chan, Allen, Kanda, Lavi, Road, Komui: *walk away in different directions to go home*
Lenalee: …. *looks at the burning house* I still feel like we forgot something…. *shrugs* Eh. *Walks home*
*MEANWHILE INSIDE THE HOUSE*
NoName-chan: *Dancing around in the fire, holding a bottle of wine and singing*
"SOMEBODY CALL 9-1-1!
SHAWTY FIRE BURNING ON THE DANCE FLOOR
WHOOOAAAAHHHHHH~!"
Tyki: *still stuffed in the houseplant, slowly burning to death*
*THE NEXT MORNING*
NoName-chan: *Wakes up. Sits up, groaning and rubbing my eyes* What happened last night…..? *Freezes. Looks around to find myself naked in a burnt bed next to an enchilada* AW SHIT, MR. TACO'S GONNA KILL ME! O_O
~GASP! AN ACTUAL AUTHOR'S NOTE!~
NoName-chan: Hey there, everyone! I hope you enjoyed this Episode-Chapter-Thingy! Partially because it took me a WHOLE FUCKING MONTH to write! But you guys have been really patient with me, so I'm grateful to you for that~! ^.^ *throws love at you* Anyways, I'M SO SORRRRYYYYYYYYYYYY! T_T THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE UP ON HALLOWEEN AND IT'S NOVEMBER FUCKING TENTH! I feel so horrible about this taking so long! DX But, hey, I have several excuses (I think)! For one, my dumbass didn't start writing this 'til the beginning of October because I was under some delusion that I'm capable of writing an Episode-Chapter-Thingy in under a month. HA! How stupid am I? -.-;;;; And this MIGHT have been done by Halloween if it weren't for the fact that my schedule got really busy around Halloween, so I couldn't write for a lot of that time! O^O; At the beginning of November, this thing was only halfway done! o_e I felt so frikin' guilty! DX And to make it worse, I knew a lot of you were expecting to see your Suggestions put to use today in Episode-Chapter-Thingy 4, but NOPE! I just HAD to throw this bullshit at you! And to top it all off, the last 3k words or so were INCREDIBLY rushed because I was desperate to get this up this weekend! So here I am now, after spending 6-8 hours of my Sunday sitting here doing nothing except write this shit, at 11:38PM (Oh, so it might be November eleventh by the time I post this. *slams face into wall* ARGH!). But, hey! At least I FINALLY got this up! ^^;;; And the actual story part is over 13k words! That's my longest Episode-Chapter-Thingy yet~! :D
Okay, Lemme switch to a happier note here:
YAYZ~! My Birthday's on Friday! Almost 14, Muthafuckahs~! ;D Also, for those of you who read my other story, The Golden Rose, I'm happy to say that Chapter 12 is almost done! *GASP* It's only been, I dunno, 1 or 2 months? T_T Eh, whatevs! I actually have a valid excuse there! :D That chapter is over 12k words AND contains fluff so extreme that frikin' YUNO-CHAN thought it was adorable! THAT is an accomplishment in my book! ^.^ I've also drawn several cover photos for my stories that I'll post as soon as I stop being a lazy piece of shit~ ;3 Oh! And I also made a deviantArt account! On there, I'm "NoNamechan99" (I know; SO orginal! ;D) so go find me on there even though I rarely post anything ever! :D
Okay, lemme switch this incredibly long rant over to ANOTHER NOTE concerning this actual Episode-Chapter-Thingy!:
I made a LOT of references in this! So, I'll go ahead and make some Disclaimers:
1) The songs "Poker Face" by Lady Gaga, "I Want Your Bite" by Chris Crocker, "Toxic" by Brittany Spears, and "Fire Burning" by Sean Kingston were mentioned and/or sung in this E-C-T. I clearly do NOT own them! 'Kay?
2) I made several references to the FanFiction "Moody Lenalee" by xxDarkSeceretxx. Like, when we walked into the party and I said "go fuck someone in the cupboard!", when Lavi came running down the stairs and quoted "NNNGH NII-SAN NNNGH!", and when Cross showed up in a thong, those were all references to Moody Lenalee. I would not try in a million years to claim that xxDarkSeceretxx's pure amazingness and genius was mine, so all credit to those references goes to xxDarkSeceretxx, not me. 'Kay? Kay.
3) I made a South Park reference in there somewhere XD When Allen said, "OH MY GOD, SHE KILLED MIRANDA!" and Lavi said, "YOU BASTARD!", I was making a reference to the "THEY KILLED KENNY!" joke. I don't own that either! XD
Oh, and some other things about this E-C-T:
1) The part where Tyki said, "Yeah? And your opinion is about as vital as a broken heel on a stiletto," was thought up by our darling Pineapplebombgirl. I'd like to thank her for always being there to think up shoe-related sass remarks when I'm in need ;)
2) The parts where the Michael Myars guy scared me and the Scarecrow Guy scared Tyki were actually relating to real events XD A guy dressed like Michael Myars started following me and Jen-chan around her neighborhood one Halloween, so I threatened to splash my Fanta in his face (didn't actually do it, though- that's be a waste of perfectly good Fanta! ;3) and a guy dressed like a Scarecrow decoration scared the lights out of one of my few male friends (the male species thinks I'm mean T_T), Brennan last year (I don't think I'll ever hear a more high pitched scream in my entire life XD)
3) The reason Lenalee chased Miranda around in a Polar Bear costume while shouting, "RAWR LIL' BITCH TIME TO DIE," was because Jen-chan was originally going to dress up as a Polar Bear for Halloween this year so she could chase little kids around while shouting that. Of course, it started FUCKING RAINING, so she and I ended up just hanging out at her house and watching "The Strangers" (and by "watch," I mean that we played Candy Crush Saga on our phones with the movie playing in the background while I shouted comments through the whole thing like "HAHA REJECTED!", "WHEN'S SHE GOING TO DIE?", "BITCH, JUST DIE ALREADY!", and "HOW THE HELL IS SHE STILL ALIVE THEY STABBED HER IN THE LUNGS LIKE TWELVE TIMES!")
4) When I called Ben-kun an "Uncultured Swine, I was quoting Jen-chan. She calls people that all the time! XD
5) The story Yuno-chan told about her and Jen-chan prank calling me from Williamsburg was actually true. I was in the middle of writing E-C-T 3 during Fall Break, and she wasted ten whole minutes of my writing time! I was REALLY pissed and may or may not still be holding a grudge about it~ ;3
OKAY! ONE MORE QUICK TRANSITION!:
OMFG THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT! I'M AVERAGING AROUND 8 REVIEWS PER E-C-T HERE! THAT'S SO FUCKING AWESOME I HARDLY HAVE WORDS FOR IT! :'D I love you all so much, and I'm happy to say that I already have more than enough Suggestions for E-C-T 4, so that'll HOPEFULLY be up sometime between now and Christmas~ (It better be! 'Cause *SPOILER* I have a Christmas Special planned, too! ;3) Any Suggestions you guys send me now will go towards E-C-T 5, but I'm not too worried about that yet, so thank you all for being so frikin' amazing that I don't have to stress of having enough Suggestions anymore~! :'D
So, with that, I'm just about done! I sincerely hope you all enjoyed this E-C-T, and please leave Reviews to tell me what you thought (SERIOUSLY. Don't let this 13k+ word E-C-T be for nothing, guys! o_e)~! ^^ I'd also like to know how you guys' Halloweens were (I'm a social person on the Internet, don't judge! XD), so if you don't mind sharing, please tell~! :) Okii, it's 12:30AM on a school night now, so thanks once again and Goodbye 'til next time~! ^^