D Gray-show

by NoName-chan

NoName-chan: Game Shows? Talk shows? The Wheel of "Torture?" Try combining all of those into one show! Then add the popular cast of DGM, and see where it takes you! I'm your host, NoName-chan, and this is D Gray-show! Allen: This summary is too long... NoName-chan: *Hits Allen over the head with a shovel* SHUT UP! (SemiCrack, if not total Crack; Random pairings scattered about)

6. Chapter 3 75

NoName-chan: Guess who's back after 2 months~? ;D

Kanda: *snorts and rolls his eyes* I wonder?

NoName-chan: *hits Kanda over the head with my shovel* I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR SASS, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP! Anyway, I'm back now with another Episode-Chapter-Thingy, and I hope you'll enjoy it BEFORE you kill me~! ^.^ Anyway, this is the longest Episode-Chapter-Thingy yet at an outstanding 15k+ words, so let's go ahead and get to it! Would someone mind doing the Disclaimer~?

Road: I've got it! NoName-chan does not own DGM~

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*We open up to find that rather than our normal fantabulous stage set with our suicide-inducing intro, we're in a smaller room filled with cupcakes and other sweets as well as a comfy couch. Also, rather than having our usual professional cameras, we're using a cheap camcorder, and a clearly pissed off me is the only one in sight. The camera continues to be spun around repeatedly, showing glimpses of Allen, who's holding the camera, and goes in and out of focus constantly*

NoName-chan: IS IT RECORDING?

Allen: I DON'T KNOW! IS IT?

NoName-chan: IS THE LITTLE LIGHT ON?

Allen: Yes? O.o

NoName-chan: THEN YES, IT'S RECORDING!

*The camera continues to be spun around*

NoName-chan: BITCH, HOLD THE FUCKING CAMERA STILL!

Allen: IT'S NOT FOCUSING!

NoName-chan: THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE HOLDING IT UPSIDE DOWN, YOU DUMBASS!

*The camera is turned right side up, but is only showing Allen*

Allen: IT WON'T SHOW YOU!

NoName-chan: I swear to god- YOU'RE HOLDING THE FUCKING CAMERA BACKWARDS!

*The camera finally turns to face me*

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* FINALLY! *clears throat* Hello, my darling viewers, and welcome to-

Allen: NoName-chan?

NoName-chan: Oh my fucking god, WHAT?!

Allen: The light isn't on anymore.

NoName-chan: What? You stopped recording?!

Allen: I think?

NoName-chan: WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

Allen: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE THE RECORD BUTTON IS!

NoName-chan: BITCH, I WILL FUCKING END YOU-

Allen: Wait, hold on... FALSE ALARM! I was looking at the wrong light!

NoName-chan: THERE'S ONLY ONE LIGHT HOW DID YOU- *shakes head* WHATEVER, is it recording?

Allen: Yup!

NoName-chan: Good, now DON'T FUCKING MOVE! *clears throat and smiles at the camera* Hello, everyone! Welcome back for another installment of D Gray-Show! As you've probably guessed, this is not a normal Episode-Chapter-Thingy-

Allen: Well, no shit... -.-;;;

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* I DID NOT ASK FOR YOUR OPINION, NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP! Anyway, as I was saying, you've probably noticed that we are not at our normal set-

Allen: Where are we, anyway?

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with the shovel again* STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING ME! But to answer your question, we're in my PMS Snack Room.

Allen: You have a PMS Snack Room?... 0.o

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with the shovel AGAIN* DID I FUCKING STUTTER? YES, I have a PMS Snack Room!

Allen: GOD, THAT HURT! But why do you have a PMS Snack Room?

NoName-chan: BECAUSE I'M FUCKING MOODY, THAT'S WHY! *stuffs a cupcake in my mouth and swallows it whole* Plus, I needed a place to meet with the girls. That's why guys aren't allowed in here.

Allen: ….

NoName-chan: What?

Allen: ... But… I'm here... O.o

NoName-chan: And?

Allen: Why am I allowed to be in here if this is a Girls Only room?...

NoName-chan: 'Cause you're practically a girl anyway~

Allen: -.-

NoName-chan: ANYWAY, back on topic! You may have also noticed that there aren't any cast members besides me here-

Allen: BUT WHAT ABOUT ME-

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* YOU'RE THE CAMERA BOY TODAY, NOT A CAST MEMBER, NOW STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING ME OR I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL TAKE MY SHOVEL AND SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT! ANYWAY, like I was saying, there is a reason for all of this. And it's simple: *bursts into tears and hugs a pillow tightly* I'M SO SORRYYYY! T~T

Allen: *chuckles slightly at my pain* Oh, so THIS is why we're in the PMS Snack Room rather than the set-

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with the shovel again* SHUT THE FUCK UP, IT'S NOT FUNNY! T~T

Allen: OW!

NoName-chan: *ignores Allen's pain* Everyone, I'm so sorry! In the previous Episode-Chapter-Thingy's EndNote, I told you that I'd have E-C-T 4 AND a Christmas special up by Christmas. But guess what? NEITHER IS EVEN WRITTEN YET! I AM LITERALLY ONLY 1K WORDS INTO E-C-T 4! GAH! I'M HORRIBLE! T~T *stuffs another cupcake in my mouth and cries some more* I-It's just... *sniff* Writer's Block has made me its bitch and I've been distracted and the Holidays have made me busy and- *Bursts into tears again* I'M SO SORRYYYYY! T~T *stuffs several more cupcakes in my mouth out of depression*

Allen: *rolls his eyes at my sobbing and cupcake eating* Is there a point to all this crying, or can I leave?

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with the shovel and wails* SHUT UUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPP! *suddenly stops crying and sits up straight* But, yes, there is a point to all this. *looks at the camera* I decided to have this little E-C-T for several reasons: to

1) Apologize to my amazing viewers for my lack of updates because you guys have had to put up with WAY too much of my shit,

2) Assure you that I'm not dead, that DGS IS still continuing, and that as soon as I can find enough cracky inspiration and time to write it, I WILL get E-C-T 4 and the Christmas special up (You guys don't mind Christmas in, like, February, right...?), and

3) Tell you guys some news.

Allen: News? O.o I was not told of this. What news?

NoName-chan: *brightens up immediately and grins* Several things~

Allen: *shakes his head at me* One minute, you're crying your eyes out and the next, you're grinning. You're so bipolar…

NoName-chan: Coming from the boy who has a whole other person living in his head? -.-

Allen: -.-

NoName-chan: But, anyway, the reason I'm so happy is that I have good news~! For one, my dad gave me the best Christmas present EVER! It surpassed anything else I got from anybody (especially the lingerie my aunt gave me…. *shudders*)~! He bought me and Yuno-chan passes to go to Ohayocon in Columbus, Ohio, on the 25th and 26th of January! So basically, YUNO-CHAN AND I ARE GOING TO OUR FIRST CONVENTION~! :D We're so happy we can barely BREATHE~! We're also going to attempt our first cosplays! I ordered stuff for cosplays of Lavi, Tyki, and L (from Death Note.) Not anything official, just wigs and some other stuff to make off-duty clothes for them (like a dark blue V-neck, white jeans, an eye patch, an orange scarf, and knee-high black boots for the Lavi cosplay.) I probably won't go as Tyki either of the days I'm at the con, though, simply because the cosplay isn't recognizable enough….. -.-;;; But, assuming nothing goes wrong, I'll be going as Lavi one of the days! Which is great because one of my FanFiction friends, Elvira Rayne (if you are a Laven lover, you probably know her for her amazing fanfiction, "First Impressions"), is going to be there dressed as Allen, and we'll be making a Laven CMV~! ^.^ I'm not sure what I'll wear for the other day, but I have an idea to wear my favorite outfit (involving checker print stretch pants and knee high converse because I LUV THEMMMM~!) and carry around a shovel. If I meet anyone there who gets it, they get a donut, a hug, my full respect and love forever, and an appearance on DGS. If I meet 15 people there who recognize me, I'll do the Caramelldansen outside in my PJs the next time it snows here, put it on YouTube, and give everyone here the link. And after getting many passive aggressive hints from her, I've decided to let Yuno-chan wear my L cosplay (not sure which day yet…..)! So yeah. I'm also happy 'cause, like I mentioned earlier, Yuno-chan and I will get to meet the ever so amazing Elvira Rayne there (she was actually the one who convinced me to go XD)! So, basically, ASDFGHJKL I'M HAPPYYYYY~! *starts dancing around spastically*

Allen: *gets smacked in the face with one of my flailing arms* OW! NONAME-CHAN!

NoName-chan: *stops dancing and gives Allen a death glare* What?

Allen: *sees my glare and gulps* U-um, don't you have other news? O.O;;;

NoName-chan: *memory clicks* Oh yeah! ^.^ As I was saying, in addition to the Ohayocon thing, I have other reasons to be happy! And this one involves my fellow FFN writers/readers~!

Allen: Uh oh….

NoName-chan: A little while after the Halloween special of DGS, I started a Facebook Chat for FFN People~!

Allen: ... A what?

NoName-chan: On Facebook! I started a Group Chat for FanFiction writers/readers! Basically, it's just a bunch of us FFN People discussing stuff, sometimes relating to manga, anime, and drawings, but usually just random shit! At first, it was just me, Elvira Rayne, Pineapplebombgirl, and Yuno-chan, but it's grown so much in the past month! *smiles at the camera* I wanted to tell you guys so that if you would like to join the FB chat with me, Elvira Rayne, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, midnightstardust, Nami Heartfilia, Liza Daniels, Will of the Abyss - AllenxRoad, Usagi-Twins, and occasionally Yuno Snuggles-Chan ('cause she never stays in the chat for more than 20 minutes at once -u-;;;) and Ben-kun (his FB Chat likes to be an asshole), you can just PM me here and I'll work things out to add you to the chat~! And before you flip the fuck out and accuse me of being a stalker, allow me to assure you: It's all perfectly safe! Most of the people on the chat use special accounts made just for FFN purposes to chat, so there are no worries or obligations that we know your name or face~! Though, thus far, all of us with the exception of Shirubagure and Usagi-Twins have sent pictures of ourselves to confirm who we are. In fact, some of us even use our real accounts (that being me because I'm usually too lazy to log onto my other account, Pineapplebombgirl because she's an incredibly trusting and loyal person, midnightstardust because…. Well, I don't know, Ben-kun because I don't think he worries about stalkers too much, and Elvira Rayne because sometimes she gets too lazy to log on to her FFN FB account like me XD)! So, basically, you have nothing to worry about! So if you would like to join the chat, PM me so I can set everything up~! ^.^ Come on! You know you waaaant to~

Allen: It sounds like you're trying to get people to start a cult or something...

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* STOP KILLING MY MOOD! Anyway, there's one more piece of good news that you're probably already aware of if you remember the Endnote of the Halloween special: my Birthday was on November 15th, 4 days after E-C-T 3.5, so I'm 14 now! *stares off into the distance dreamily* I can foresee a bright year of shovel beatings and tacos ahead of me~! This will be a great year! I can just feel it, and-

Allen: Hey, NoName-chan?

NoName-chan: *Snaps out of dreamy trance and glares at Allen* Oh my fucking god, WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING ME NOW?!

Allen: I have a question!

NoName-chan: What is it?

Allen: I know I am, but who else is allowed in the PMS Snack Room?

NoName-chan: *eye twitches in disbelief and annoyance* HAVE YOU SERIOUSLY STILL BEEN THINKING ABOUT THIS THROUGH MY ENTIRE RANT?!

Allen: Yep.

NoName-chan: *SIGH* Like, I said, girls are allowed in here!

Allen: Yes, and people who are pretty much girls anyway.

NoName-chan: Yes.

Allen: Alright, just trying to get the idea here. So what do you guys do in here?

NoName-chan: Well, we talk, eat snacks, *gestures to the hundreds of cupcakes surrounding me* and occasionally go for a dip in the PMS Sauna Room over there *points to a door behind me*

Allen: ... You have a PMS Sauna Room? 0.o

NoName-chan: Yes, and?

Allen: HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS? O.e

NoName-chan: Because you're an idiot, and-

*The door to the PMS Sauna Room slams open behind us*

NoName-chan and Allen: *look to the open doorway*

Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *walk in, completely naked, laughing and talking*

Lenalee: -so then I told her- and get this- I told her, "Oh, yes, those heels are fabulous! They totally bring out the DESPERATION in your eyes!"

Road and Tyki: OOOOH SNAP~!

Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *giggle girlishly*

Lenalee: *wheezing from laughter* A-And then, she was all like- *finally notices me and Allen* Oh hey, guys! ^.^

Road and Tyki: *notice us as well* Hey! ^.^

NoName-chan: Hi! What have you guys been up to~? ^.^

Lenalee: Oh, I was just telling Road and Tyki about the time I went shoe shopping with

Lou Fa~! ^.^

Road: Yeah! It sounds like she really got her good, too!

Tyki: *smiles fondly at Lenalee and pats her back* Well, of course she did! She learned how to be sassy from me, after all~

Lenalee: *giggles and swats Tyki's hand away playfully* Oh, stop it, Tyk~!

NoName-chan, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *laugh happily at all of this*

NoName-chan: *smiles* Well, it sounds like you guys had fun! All I've been doing is filming this thing with Allen, and- *looks at Allen, who's frozen and pale* Allen?

Allen: *Gaping* O.O

Lenalee: *waves a hand in front of Allen's face* Alllleeeennnn?

Tyki: Is he dead? O.o

Lenalee: I think so…..

Allen: *shaking* W-W-WHY ARE YOU GUYS NAKED?! O.O

Lenalee: Nope, false alarm!

NoName-chan: *facepalm* Oh my god, he wasn't even paying attention…..

Tyki: *looks at me curiously* Does this happen a lot?

NoName-chan: *nods head sadly*

Tyki: *pats my shoulder pityingly before turning back to Allen* Well, to answer your question, *rolls eyes* Because we were in the sauna, idiot! -.-

Lenalee and Road: *roll their eyes as well* DUH!

Allen: *eye twitches* But couldn't you have used towels or something?! o.e

Road: *rolls eyes again* Come on, Allen, it doesn't matter! We're all girls here!

Allen: I'M A GUY!

Lenalee: Allen, you're about as manly as NoName-chan is accepting of Ben-kun's obliviousness -.-;;;

Road and Tyki: *snap their fingers* OOOOOH BUUUURRRRRNNNNN~!

Allen: *crosses arms in childish defiance and scowls*

Tyki: Allen, don't scowl, that's bad for your complexion!

Allen: -.-

Road: *looks at me* So anyway, what are you guys up to?

NoName-chan: Oh, we're just filming that apology notice I told you guys about *gestures to camera that has somehow managed to record Allen's pouting even though it's facing away from him*

Road: Oh. So how's that going?

NoName-chan: Pretty good. I've finished my apology and news reporting, so I'm pretty much done here. Allen's been a real pain in the ass, though... *glares at Allen*

Allen: *throws hands up in exasperation* WHAT DID I DO?!

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with the shovel* EVERYTHINGGGGGGG!

Allen: OW! *clutches head in pain and growls at me angrily* THE HELL?!

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* Don't you go getting all snippy with me! It's not MY fault you're a dumbass!

Allen: *clenches his fists*

Tyki: *rolls eyes as well* Honestly, Allen! You don't even understand the importance of a good manicure! How stupid can you BE?

Allen: *tick mark*

Lenalee: *turns towards Tyki* I know right?! He doesn't understand the necessity to always have an extra pair of stilettos on hand at all times! *glares at Allen* Idiot.

Allen: *face turns red with anger*

Road: *looks at Allen and grins* Awwwww, the little moyashi's mad~! *pinches Allen's cheeks* How adorable~!

Allen: *Something within him seemingly snaps. Stands straight and glares at me* You know what? FUCK THIS! *throws the camera to the ground* I DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT! I'M OUT! *starts storming toward the door*

*shocked silence*

Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *GAPE. Look at me expectantly*

NoName-chan: *caught the camera before it hit the ground and is training it on Allen, but is otherwise remaining calm and collected*

Lenalee, Road, Tyki: O.o …

Road: …..Well, NoName-chan? O.o

NoName-chan: Well what?

Lenalee: Aren't you going to beat Allen or something? O.o

NoName-chan: Nope.

Lenalee, Road, Tyki: …

Tyki: But…. You always hurt people for defying you….

NoName-chan: And?

Lenalee: So…. Aren't you going to do something?

NoName-chan: Nope.

Lenalee and Tyki: *sweat drops nervously* B-but- *look at Road for help*

Road: *rolls eyes* Oh for the love of- NONAME-CHAN, WHY AREN'T YOU MAIMING ALLEN FOR DEFYING YOU?!

Lenalee and Tyki: *stare at Road* O.O

NoName-chan: *Takes no mind to Road's yelling and adjusts camera lens slightly* Because I have a better idea.

Road: A better idea? O.o

NoName-chan: *points at Allen with free hand* Look where he's going.

Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *look over at Allen and immediately understand*

Allen: *angrily storms to the door and slams it open. Looks through the doorway*

4 Unknown Girls: *On the other side of the door, wearing only towels*

Allen: *Screams and jumps back* WHAT THE HELL?! O.O

NoName-chan and Road: *laugh our asses off*

Lenalee and Tyki: *sweat drops* She's a sadistic bastard…..

Allen: *incredibly pale and trembling* W-W-WHY ARE THERE HALF NAKED GIRLS IN THE HALLWAY?! O.O

NoName-chan: Because you walked up to the door to the PMS Sauna Room instead of the exit, you dumbass~

Allen: *notices all the steam escaping from the open doorway* Oh…. But, wait, why didn't you tell me?! O.e

NoName-chan: *sadistic grin* Because this was a much better punishment for defying me than any beating~

Allen: *pales* Y-You're evil… O.O

NoName-chan: *smirks* I know~

Unknown Sauna Girls: *walk out of the PMS Sauna Room* Hey, what's with all the yelling out here?

NoName-chan: Oh sorry, ladies, Allen just- *looks up and sees the girls' faces. Recognizes them and smiles* Oh, hey!

Unknown Sauna Girls: *recognize me as well and smile* Oh hey, NoName-chan!

Allen: *raises an eyebrow at the girls* Who are they, anyway? O.o

NoName-chan: Don't you recognize them, Allen~? They're four of the fantabulous fangirls I chat with on Facebook~!

Allen and Tyki: *pale* Wait…. You mean…?

NoName-chan: *grins* Yup~! It's *gestures to first girl* Elvira Rayne, *gestures to second girl* midnightstardust, *gestures to third girl* Shirubagure, and of course, *gestures to last girl* our very own Pineapplebombgirl~!

midnightstardust: Hi~! :D

Shirubagure: Why hello~ ^.^

Pineapplebombgirl: …. Did they seriously not recognize me….? 0.o

Elvira Rayne: Um, hi…. *glares at me* You still didn't answer our question: What's with all the yelling? -_-

NoName-chan: Oh yeah. Well you see, I'm filming my Apology notice right now, *gestures to the camcorder with my free hand* and Allen is my cameraman. However, he dared to defy me and try to leave, so I let him accidentally walk into the PMS Sauna Room to be scarred for life as punishment.

Elvira Rayne: O.o

midnightstardust: …. Isn't that a little harsh?

NoName-chan: *smirks* NO ONE defies me~

Elvira Rayne: Didn't I defy you once….?

NoName-chan: Yeah. And I wrote a 23 stanza poem about mutilating you for it. What's your point?

Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *GAPE* SHE WROTE A POEM ABOUT TORTURE?! O_O

Shirubagure: *nods her head slowly in confirmation before looking around* So…. What now?

NoName-chan: Well, I'm done with my Apology notice, so I'm pretty much done. Unless…. *Suddenly gets an idea. Sadistic grin*

Allen: *pales* I don't like the look of that grin….. o_o

Road: *grins* I love the look of that grin~

Pineapplebombgirl: What is it, NoName-chan~? :)

NoName-chan: *grin widens* You know, my viewers are probably not very satisfied with this apology-

Tyki: Bitch, I'M not satisfied with this apology -_-

NoName-chan: -So how about we add on to Allen's punishment?

Allen: *pales* W-what? o_o

Shirubagure: *catches on and grins* What do you suggest, NoName-chan~?

NoName-chan: *grin widens some more* As a special treat, how about we have a mini Episode-Chapter-Thingy where Mr. Defiant *glares at Allen* Does his normal 5 tasks~?

Allen: *pales even further* W-Wait…. You don't mean…..?

NoName-chan: *grin widens even further* Yup~! *looks at the girls* Vira-chan, Star-chan, Shiru-chan, Piña-chan, you guys get to come up with a Question, Dare, Torture, and Randomness for Allen~!

Allen: OH DEAR LORD SHE DOES…. O_O

Elvira Rayne: *ignores Allen and smirks* Sure~

Shirubagure: *grins* Heck yes~!

midnightstardust: Sounds like fun! :D

Pineapplebombgirl: *chewing a pretzel* OMNF~! ^.^

NoName-chan: Then it's decided~! *looks at Allen with a smirk

Allen: *trembles in fear* You're psychotic….. e_e

NoName-chan: *grins* You're damn right I am~ Anyway, since Allen is going to be busy, *looks at Lenalee, Road, and Tyki* One of you is going to have to hold the camera.

Lenalee and Road: ….. *look at Tyki in unison*

Tyki: *sweat drops at them* I hate you both….. -_-;;; *takes the camcorder from me*

NoName-chan: *grins and sits down on the comfy couch with my legs crossed dramatically* Then let's get- Tyki whAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

*The camera is turned around to face Tyki, who is fixing his hair*

Tyki: *looks at me* Whaaat? My hair was a mess!

NoName-chan: *facepalm* THEN USE THE FUCKING MIRROR, BUT DON'T RUIN MY SHOT, GOD!

Tyki: But I can't see the mirror through all your PMS Cupcakes-

NoName-chan: JUST TURN THE FUCKING CAMERA AROUND!

Tyki: *rolls eyes* Fiiiiiiine.

*The camera is turned around to face the rest of us once again*

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes. Clears throat and grins at the camera* Anyway, as I was saying, let's get started~! *looks at the fangirls* Which round should we do first~?

Pineapplebombgirl: *swallows a pretzel* How about the Dare Round? :)

NoName-chan: *grins* Excellent idea, Piña~!

Lenalee: *sweat drops* Don't we do the Dare Round first every day…..?

NoName-chan: *ignores Lenalee and looks at the fangirls* So who wants to Dare Allen~?

midnightstardust: *beams and waves a hand in the air* OO! OO! Can I? :D

NoName-chan: *grins* Sure~! Have at it, Star-chan~

Allen: *sighs in relief* Oh thank god, it's only her. From what I've seen so far, she's really nice, and-

midnightstardust: Allen! I DARE YOU TO STEAL MUGEN FROM KANDA AND GIVE IT TO ME AS A LATE CHRISTMAS GIFT~! I've always wanted to touch it! *drools unprofessionally*

Allen: *gapes in shock* WHAT?! O.O

NoName-chan: *grins* You heard the woman, Allen~ Now, GO STEAL MUGEN!

Allen: BUT-

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* NO OBJECTIONS! Now, GO!

Allen: *Siiiigh* I'm going to die today….. *leaves room*

*5 minutes later*

Allen: *walks into my Shovel Training Room, where Kanda is using my shovel hit practice dummies to train with Mugen*

Kanda: *Notices and immediately points Mugen at Allen's throat* What do you want, Moyashi.

Allen: *gulps*

Allen's Thoughts: 'Okay. I'm gonna need a really complex and well thought out plan if I'm ever going to get Mugen away from him. Hm….. *LIGHTBULB* I'VE GOT IT!'

Allen: *clears throat and brushes a piece of hair out of his face* Ahem. *points at something across the room* AH! AN AKUMA!

Kanda: *whirls around to see what Allen's pointing at in preparation to fight before seeing what it was and staring at it blankly* ….… That's Krory.

Krory: D:

Allen: *takes this moment while Kanda's back is still turned to snatch Mugen* AHA! *runs like hell*

Kanda: *blinks* What the fu- MOYASHI! *Sprints after Allen*

Allen: *Running for his life* ShitShitShitShitShitShitShit….. *runs into a random room*

Christina Amor (OC): Allen? Why the hell are you in The Golden Rose Author Note Room? *GASP* Am I finally off hiatus? :D

Allen: CAN'T TALK KANDA MUGEN BAD THINGS! *runs out through another door*

Christina: *sighs in disappointment* I guess not…..

Kanda: *runs into TGR Author Note Room* MOYASHI!

Christina: Is anyone going to explain why you guys are running around like chickens with their heads cut off? Or maybe at least explain why the fuck I'm still on hiatus?

Kanda: FUCK YOU, YOU MARY SUE WHORE! *runs out after Allen*

Christina: *narrows eyes* He's going to get it later…..

Allen: *runs through several hallways before running into another random room*

Fem!Allen: *glares at Allen* What the fuck are you doing in the Carnival FanFiction Room, Male Me?

Allen: CAN'T TALK KANDA'S CHASING ME PLUS YOU STILL WEIRD ME OUT BYE! *runs out through another door*

Fem!Allen: *rolls eyes* Fuckin' idiot…..

Kanda: *runs into the Carnival FanFiction Room and tackles Fem!Allen* AHA! GOT YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Fem!Allen: *SHRIEK* RAPE! *knees Kanda in the nuts*

Kanda: AUGH-! *gets off Fem!Allen, wheezing* Okay…. Wrong…. Allen…. *Resumes his chase and runs out after actual Allen* MOYASHI!

Fem!Allen: *gets up, dusting dirt off herself and glaring after Kanda* Fucking Man Whore…

Allen: *runs down another hallway*

Ben-kun: *walking down the hallway, holding a tray of food and whistling a cheerful tune* ^.^

Allen: *crashes into Ben, causing the tray to go flying, before continuing to run* SORRY, BEN-KUN!

Ben-kun: *smiles after Allen* It's okay, Alle-

Kanda: *runs by Ben, kicking up a fork* GET BACK HERE, YOU DAMN SPROUT!

Fork: *Goes flying up, stabbing Ben in the eye*

Ben-kun: *SHRIEK. Clutches eye, screaming* AUGHAUAGHAUGAH!

Allen: *runs around a corner and into another hallway, this one incredibly dark and shadowy*

Kanda: *follows him* MOYASHI! I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YO- *trips over something and lands in a laundry basket*

Allen: *pauses and looks back at Kanda*

Kanda: *shakily tries to sit up* What the hel- *pulls something off his face and pales*

Allen: … Kanda?

Kanda: *holds up what he pulled off his face, revealing it to be a bright pink thong* O-Oh my god….. O.O

Allen: What the…..? O.o

Kanda: Wait a minute….. *takes a closer look at the thong and pales even further*

Allen: …... Um... You okay, BaKanda?...

Kanda: T-this…. I-I've seen it before…..

Allen: You have? Where? O.o

Kanda: I-It belongs to-

*A door a few feet away from Kanda opens*

Sheryl: *walks out, completely naked* Has anyone seen my favorite thong?

Kanda: *pales even further*

Allen: *remembers the DGS Halloween special and cringes slightly in pity* Oh….

Sheryl: *sees thong in Kanda's hands* Oh, there it is- *notices Kanda himself and beams* Kanda~! So you finally decided to take up me and Cross's offer!

Kanda: *eyes widen* W-WHAT?! I NEVER-

Cross: *walks out of the open doorway, completely naked as well*

Allen: O.O

Cross: Hey, what's the hold up, Sheryl- *sees Sheryl and Kanda and grins* Oh, Kanda! So you finally decided to take up me and Sheryl's offer! Well, come on then! *throws Kanda over his shoulder before walking back into the room*

Kanda: *thrashes and screams for help*

Sheryl: *skips in after them and closes the door*

Allen: O.o … *shrugs and continues running*

*MEANWHILE IN THE PMS SNACK ROOM*

Elvira Rayne: *impatiently tapping her foot* God, what is taking him so long?!

NoName-chan: *curled up on Star-chan's lap like a cat, purring* No clue~

midnightstardust: *petting me* I hope Allen didn't, like, die or something…..

Shirubagure: *shakes her head* Nah, I'm sure he's fine. We probably just missed some NoName-chan FanFiction reference-filled chase ending in some Kanda-related mental scarring…

Pineapplebombgirl: *still eating pretzels because that's what she does* Omnf… *swallows* Yeah, I'm sure Shiru-chan's right…..

Allen: *runs in, holding up Mugen* I GOT IT!

Shirubagure: Told ya.

midnightstardust: *Squeals in joy and jumps up quickly*

NoName-chan: *gets flung off her lap* AH!

midnightstardust: *runs over to Allen and takes Mugen from him* Yayz~! Thanks, Allen! ^.^

Allen: It's not like I had very much choice in the matter of getting it, but you're welcome…..

midnightstardust: *face darkens creepily as she grins. Pets Mugen possessively* Doth not matter~

Allen: O.o *takes a few steps away from Star*

NoName-chan: *gets off the floor, rubbing my head* Ow… Jesus Christ, Star-chan, you could've warned me….

midnightstardust: *doesn't even acknowledge me, continuing to creepily pet Mugen*

NoName-chan: *sweat drops* Riiiiight….. Anyway, now that THAT'S done, let's go ahead and move on to… The Question Round~!

Lenalee: Just like we do every day. Perfect.

Road: *rolls eyes* Don't be so pessimistic, Lena.

Lenalee: Well, SORRY, but I have yet to see any good Yaoi in this Episode-Chapter-Thingy. I'm a little on edge. *Angrily stuffs a cupcake in her face*

Tyki: *shakes head sadly* No, hon, you can't eat cupcakes! They'll make you bloated!

NoName-chan: ANYWAY, on with the Question Round~! *looks at the fangirls* Who wants to do this one~?

Shirubagure: OO! Can I? c:

NoName-chan: Sure! Have at it~

Shirubagure: Gladly~ *turns to Allen* Allen, if you were forced to wear a girl's outfit, which would it be: A maid dress, a Chinese girl's outfit, a Japanese girl's outfit, or a gothic Lolita dress?

Allen: ….. Where'd you get THAT question from? O.o

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* DOESN'T MATTER! ANSWER THE DAMN QUESTION!

Allen: OW! Okay, okay! Well, um…. I guess a gothic Lolita dress because at least those are usually mostly black…..? e.e

Shirubagure: *strokes invisible beard methodically and nods her head slowly* Ah… That makes sense….

NoName-chan: Indeed….. Now, what should we do next… Hm.… *suddenly gets an idea and grins evilly* Let's do the Authoress' Choice Round~!

Allen: *pales* I have a bad feeling about this….. o_o

NoName-chan: *grin widens. Walks over to a closet and rummages through it until I find what I'm looking for. Pulls out an incredibly short and frilly black gothic Lolita dress with ruffled white trim with a look of triumph and grins at Allen* Since you said you'd choose to wear a gothic Lolita dress given the choice…..

Allen: I DIDN'T MEAN THAT I WANT TO WEAR ONE!

NoName-chan: I DON'T CARE! *stuffs the dress into Allen's arms* PUT IT ON!

Allen: *SIIIGH. Strips down, not really giving a shit anymore if we're all still here, and puts on the dress*

NoName-chan: *grins* Perfect~

Allen: *puffs out his cheeks cutely*

Elvira Rayne: *looks Allen up and down* Ah…. 0/0 *nosebleed*

midnightstardust: *Squeals and pinches Allen's cheeks* So precious~! ^.^

Allen: -.-

Shirubagure: …. *chuckles*

Pineapplebombgirl: *chewing pretzels* Omnf nom omn nomnf om nomn! ^.^

NoName-chan: *sighs, shaking my head and whispering* Don't talk with your mouth full, Piña. We can't understand you when you do that. v_v;;;

Tyki: *smiles and nods at Allen approvingly* Looking fab, girlfriend~!

Allen: -.-;;; You guys are going to be the end of me….

Road: Oh relax, Allen. Nothing bad is coming out of this~ *taking hundreds of pictures of Allen with her Blackmail Camera*

Lenalee: *nods at Allen unenthusiastically without taking her eyes off the floor* Yeah…. It's great, Allen. It isn't Yaoi, though….

midnightstardust: *pats Lenalee's shoulder in understanding and reassurance*

Allen: *rolls eyes and pulls on the hem of his dress in a failed attempt to make the incredibly short skirt longer* So, when can I take this off-

Kanda: *bursts into the room shirtless, covered in hickies, and with his hair incredibly messed up* I'M GONNA KILL YOU, MOYASHI!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee: O.O

Kanda: *lunges at Allen to murder him before taking in his appearance and stopping. Looks Allen up and down for several moments* …. *NOSEBLEED*

Allen: O.o

NoName-chan: *grins mischievously at Kanda* Awwwww, Yuu-chan thinks his little moyashi looks sexy~!

Kanda: *wiping away blood furiously, cheeks red* S-Shut the fuck up! I'm just suffering from Cross's and Sheryl's damn torture! And don't call me that!

NoName-chan: *grin widens* He's even in denial! How precious~!

Lenalee: Wait….. *perks up* Does this mean YAOI~?... :D

NoName-chan: Yup~!

Lenalee: *squeals and jumps in the air happily* YAY FOR YAOI~! YAY FOR YAOI~! ^.^

Road: Welp. Lenalee's better.

NoName-chan: That's good~! ^.^ *Looks over to Kanda* However, Kanda, you're in my PMS Snack Room-

Kanda: Didn't I come here with one of your Mary Sue OCs in a Crack Author Note for another FanFiction that nobody likes once….?

*MEANWHILE IN THE TGR AUTHOR NOTE ROOM*

Christina: ….. *SOB*

*BACK WITH THE REST OF US*

NoName-chan: -and this place is girls only. So, *judo flips Kanda out the window* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PMS SNACK ROOM, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Kanda: AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Shirubagure, Pineapplebombgirl, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *GAPE* OH MY GOD, DID YOU JUST KILL KANDA?! O.O

Road: *laughs her ass off*

NoName-chan: *smirks* NO ONE disobeys my rules~ *walks away like a badass*

Elvira Rayne: *rolls eyes* Whatever….. *lays down on the couch* NONAME-CHAN, I'M HUNGRYYYYYYYY!

NoName-chan: *stares hard at Vira, who, like everyone else in the PMS Snack Room, is literally surrounded by cupcakes* ….

Elvira Rayne: *looks around at the surrounding cupcakes for a few moments before spitting on them and crossing her arms defiantly* NO.

NoName-chan: o_e My cupcakes…

Elvira Rayne: I want something else! Like…. Like…. POCKY!

NoName-chan: *FACEWALL* Then walk to the store and get some Pocky….

Elvira Rayne: *kicks her feet* I DUN WAAANNNNNNAAAAAAAA!

NoName-chan: *Sighs angrily* WELL, WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!

Elvira Rayne: I DUNNO! MAKE SOMEONE DRIVE ME!

NoName-chan: *sigh* How am I supposed to- *seemingly gets an idea. Grins sadistically at Allen*

Allen: I don't like the look of that grin… O_O

NoName-chan: Actually, I think it's about time for us to have our Random Round~

Allen: *Pales* Uh oh….

Elvira Rayne: *jumps up* YES! *points a finger at Allen* YOU! MANSLAVE! DRIVE ME TO THE STORE!

Allen: But I don't have a car... o.e

Elvira Rayne: We can use mine, now let's go!

Allen: You have a car yet you can't drive yourself…. -.-;;;

Elvira Rayne: COME ONNNNNN! *grabs Allen by the wrist and drags him out of the room*

NoName-chan: … *looks at the others and gestures them to follow me with one hand* Well, come on! We're going, too! *Follows Vira and Allen*

Road: LAST ONE THERE'S A ROTTEN KANDA~! *sprints after me*

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: …. *shrug and walk after us*

*OUTSIDE THE NONAME-CHAN FANFICTION CO. BUILDING*

Elvira Rayne: *drags Allen up to an INCREDIBLY old car that's practically falling apart*

Allen: *stares at the car* …..

Elvira Rayne: What~?

Allen: … THIS is your car?... o_e

Elvira Rayne: Yup~! Why?

Allen: I don't think it's safe to drive… O_e

Elvira Rayne: *Narrows eyes at Allen* Got a problem with my car, punk?!

Allen: *YELP* N-NOPE!

Elvira Rayne: *smirks* That's what I thought~

NoName-chan: *jogs up to the car* I'm here, and- *sees Vira's car and points at it in horror* WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT ABOMINATION?!

Elvira Rayne: It's my car….. -.-;;;

NoName-chan: *stares at the car* … *looks at Allen and sets a hand on his shoulder* Good luck, Allen. *walks over to the car and gets in the passenger's seat*

Allen: o.e

Road: *runs up to the car* HAHAHAHA I MADE IT, AND- *sees Vira's car and points at it in horror* WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT ABOMINATION?!

Elvira Rayne: Why does everyone hate my car? o_e

Road: THAT'S A CAR?! O.o *looks at Allen and shakes her head in pity*

Allen: e_e

Road: *looks at the car* Well, you can't live without a little death, I suppose…. *gets in the back seat*

Elvira Rayne: These people are so mean….. T_T

Allen: *looks at the car uneasily*

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: *run up to the car* We're here, and- *see Vira's car and point at it in horror* WHAT IN THE HELL IS THAT ABOMINATION?!

Elvira Rayne: *slams her face into a telephone pole repeatedly*

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: *stare at Vira curiously* … *look at Allen for an explanation*

Allen: This is Vira's car -.-;;;

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: *look the car up and down* …. Welp. We all have to die someday. *get in the back seat with Road*

Allen: *siiiigh. Looks at Vira* Elvira, we gotta go.

Elvira Rayne: *stops slamming her face into the pole with a bright smile* Yay, Pocky Time~! :D *squishes into the back seat with the others and closes the door*

Allen: *shakes his head* I'm going to die today….. *Gets in the Driver's seat, grabs the keys, and prepares to start the car before freezing*

NoName-chan: *crosses arms and taps foot impatiently in the Passenger's seat* Well? Why aren't we going anywhere?

Allen: Um….. NoName-chan? I have a problem…..

NoName-chan: Bitch, you have more problems than I can count-

Allen: No, I mean, I have a problem relating to this…

NoName-chan: What is it?

Allen: How do you drive? o.o

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: O.O

NoName-chan: *Facewindow* Oh my god….. You can't even- *shakes head in frustration* You know what, you'll figure it out. Just DRIVE!

Allen: But-

NoName-chan: *Death glares at Allen* DRIVE.

Allen: *YELP* O-okay! O.O *turns the key and starts the engine*

NoName-chan: See? No problems whatsoev-

*A person dressed like an akuma pops out of Allen's airbag compartment*

Akuma Person: RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREAM* ASDFGHJKLAAAAUGAUHUAGUSAHAUGAUHAUGASIUDKAAAAHAHHHHHH!

NoName-chan: *knocks Akuma Person out with my shovel and throws him out my window* HOLY SHIT, A GREMLIN! O_O

Allen: *breathing heavily* WHAT….. THE FUCK?! O.O

NoName-chan: *tick mark* Alright, who rigged the car?!

Road: That was me~

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *stare at Road* o_o

Elvira Rayne: … You rigged my car? O.e

Road: *realization* OH, this is VIRA'S car? Damn, I meant to rig Tyki's!

Tyki: WHAT?! O.O

NoName-chan: *ignores Tyki* Wait…. *looks at Road* Road, how many rigs did you put in here…?

Road: Oh, not too many. Somewhere between 5 and 50.

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: O_O

Elvira Rayne: *Sobs* My poor car…

NoName-chan: *ignores Vira* So….. Basically….. Akuma People are going to be jumping out at us at random this entire car ride….

Road: Pretty much.

NoName-chan: *Sighs and puts on my seatbelt* Buckle up, kids. This is going to be one rough ride.

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: …. *put on their seatbelts*

Road: *crosses her arms defiantly with a smirk* Bring it on~

NoName-chan: *Sweat drops. Looks at the others* Well, will someone at least count the number of rigs that activate? I wanna have SOME idea as to how long we've been suffering as we suffer even more.

Road: *raises hand enthusiastically with a grin* I'll do it~!

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* Okay. *looks at Allen* Well?

Allen: … You're seriously still going to make me drive? o_o

NoName-chan: Yeah?

Allen: You're crazy…. O_O

Road: *rolls her eyes at Allen* Does this REALLY surprise you?

Allen: Nah, I guess it really doesn't….. *looks at the controls* So….. What do I do?

NoName-chan: How the hell am I supposed to know? I'm 14, I can't drive!

Allen: -_-;;; *looks back at the controls* Um…. I guess I'll try this? *stomps on the gas pedal*

Vira's Car: *speeds forward, taking out several trees and a mailbox*

NoName-chan: *SHRIEK. Clutches the back of my seat for dear life* OH MY GOD ALLEN WHAT THE HELL?! O_e

Allen: *still flooring it, taking out several more trees* I TOLD YOU I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DRIVE!

NoName-chan: *growls* Just know that you're paying for my mailbox…..

Allen: *starts turning the wheel. After a minute or so, manages to avoid half the trees in his path* Hey, I think I'm starting to get the hang of this-

Akuma Person: *pops out of the radio* RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREAM*

Road: *Casually sips a randomly appearing Pepsi* 2~

NoName-chan: *Attempts to knock out Akuma person with my shovel, but misses and hits Allen in the face instead*

Allen: OW! *blindly makes a sharp left*

Car: *crashes into a random pedestrian*

Pedestrian: *Goes flying over the windshield and falls off the back of the car*

Road: *follows the pedestrian with her eyes* Welp, there goes Reever…..

NoName-chan: *grabs the wheel and puts the car back on course* JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FOCUS, ALLEN!

Allen: *regains control of the wheel* IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR HITTING ME WITH THE GODDAMN SHOVEL!

NoName-chan: SHUT UP AND DRIVE, DAMN IT!

Tyki: *singing* "So shut up and drive drive drive
Shut up and drive~"

NoName-chan: *Hits Tyki over the head with the shovel* NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

Tyki: *SHRIEK. Clutches his head where I hit him* MY HAAAAAAIIIIIIIR!

midnightstardust: *staring in horror at the Akuma Person* WILL SOMEONE GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE?! O_e

NoName-chan: Chill, I've got it! *Knocks out Akuma Person with my shovel and throws his unconscious body out the window just like I did with the first one*

Allen: *steers the car away from the trees and toward urbanization* I THINK I SEE SOCIETY!

NoName-chan: THEN GO THAT WAY!

Allen: 'KAY! *steers around several more trees before finally getting onto the nearest road* I DID IT!

NoName-chan: That's great now will yoU STOP FUCKING FLOORING IT?!

Allen: *Swerves around several honking cars* WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

Car: *narrowly misses an oncoming car*

NoName-chan: OH MY GOD ALLEN YOU'RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE GODDAMN ROAD!

Allen: *manages to avoid all oncoming traffic and make it onto the correct side of the road*

Pineapplebombgirl: *sighs in relief* Oh, thank goodness! I thought we were going to crash for a moment ther-

Akuma Person: *pops out of the ceiling* RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: ASDFGHJKLKNDKJHAASASAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Road: *sips Pepsi* 3~

Allen: *swerves the wheel from side to side, his eyes sealed shut with tears* I DON'T WANNA DO THIS ANYMORRRREEEEE! T_T

Car: *takes out a bench on the sidewalk*

NoName-chan: OH MY GOD ALLEN OPEN YOUR FUCKING EYES!

Allen: I DUN WANNA! T_T

NoName-chan: OPEN THEM RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL TAKE MUGEN FROM STAR-CHAN AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS!

Allen: *squints his eyes open just in time to avoid crashing into the side of a restaurant*

Akuma Person: *laughs at us*

NoName-chan: *hits Akuma Person over the head with my shovel and throws him out the window* IT'S NOT FUNNY, YOU ASSHOLE!

Shirubagure: *clinging to Lenalee for dear life* OH MY GOD I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIE I DON'T WANNA DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! T_T

Lenalee: *crying with Shiru* I'M NEVER GOING TO GET TO SEE YAOI AGAAAAIIIIINNNNN! T_T

Allen: *grips the wheel tightly in determination* It's okay, I'll get us out of this! *gets the car back on course*

NoName-chan: *breathes a sigh of relief* Oh thank god…

Allen: *starts driving relatively well, despite still going way faster than the speed limit* Okay, I've got this! Now where's the store?

NoName-chan: Depends. Which one are we going to?

Elvira Rayne: WALMARTWALMARTWALMARTWALMART!

NoName-chan: Okay, then it's settled! Take us to a Shell Station, Allen!

Elvira Rayne: WHAT-

Allen: Okay, but where's the Shell Station?

NoName-chan: ….. I THOUGHT YOU KNEW O_o

Allen: O_O

NoName-chan: *FACEWINDOW* GOD DAMN IT, WHO THE FUCK LET YOU DRIVE?!

Allen: YOU DID!

NoName-chan: … So does anyone have a map?

Allen: DON'T JUST IGNORE ME!

Pineapplebombgirl: *hands me her phone* Here, we can use Google maps!

NoName-chan: *takes the phone* Thanks, Piña! *opens Google maps*

Okay, it says the nearest Shell Station is…. SIX MILES BEHIND US?! O_e

Allen: WHAT?!

NoName-chan: It's fine, it's fine, just make a U Turn!

Allen: … What's a U Turn? O.o

NoName-chan: *Facepalm* Here, I'll help…. *Lifts a leg up and kicks the steering wheel sideways*

Allen: *jumps back* AH! OH MY GOD, ARE YOU INSANE?!

Car: *Goes spiraling out of control*

NoName-chan: ALLEN! PUT YOUR HANDS BACK ON THE FUCKING WHEEL!

Allen: *grabs wheel and gets the car back on course, only going the other way*

NoName-chan: *looks at phone screen* Okay, now it says go straight for a quarter mile then turn left onto Main Street…..

Allen: *looking out the window in search for the turn* Which left is that?!

NoName-chan: THERE SHOULD ONLY BE ONE LEFT TO TURN ONTO!

Allen: THERE AREN'T ANY LEFTS!

NoName-chan: YES THERE IS! IT'S GOING TO BE RIGHT AHEAD!

Allen: THERE STILL AREN'T ANY LEFTS!

NoName-chan: WHAT- *looks up at Allen and facepalms* Oh for the love of- THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE LOOKING RIGHT, DUMBASS!

Allen: Oh my god GIVE ME THE MAP! *reaches for the phone in my hand*

NoName-chan: *holds the phone away from him* NO! I CAN DO IT!

Allen: GIVE ME THE MAP!

NoName-chan: *kicks Allen in the face* I SAID NO!

Allen: GAH! *lets go of the wheel*

Car: *Swerves*

NoName-chan: OH MY GOD ALLEN GRAB THE FUCKING WHEEL!

Allen: *grabs the steering wheel and regains control of the car* THERE! NOW GIVE ME THE MAP, DAMN IT! *lunges for the phone in my hand and grabs it*

NoName-chan: NO! *pulls on it*

Allen: NOW! *pulls back*

NoName-chan: NEVER! *pulls back*

NoName-chan and Allen: *continue pulling on the phone in a Tug-of-War fashion*

NoName-chan: STOP PULLING!

Allen: GIVE IT TO ME!

Tyki: That sounded so wrong…

NoName-chan and Allen: *both whirl around to the back* SHUT UP, TYKI!

Tyki: *YELP. Cowers behind Vira*

NoName-chan and Allen: *return to fighting over the phone*

Car: *Swerves*

Allen: GIVE ME THE MAP!

NoName-chan: NEVEEEERR-

Akuma Person: *pops out of the center console between Allen and me* RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREEEAAAAMMMMM*

Road: *Sips Pepsi, amused by all of this* 4~

NoName-chan: *knocks Akuma Person out with my shovel and throws his unconscious body out the window*

Allen: *deep breath* Oh my god, that made me jump!

NoName-chan: I know right? *looks at the phone in my hand with a sigh of relief* But at least the map is safe there shouldn't be another Akuma Person for a while-

Akuma Person: *pops out of my airbag compartment* RAH!

NoName-chan: *SCREEEAAAAMMMM! Jumps and accidentally throws the phone out the window*

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: O.O

Allen: OH MY GOD, DID YOU JUST FLING THE MAP OUT THE WINDOW?! O.e

Pineapplebombgirl: *SOB* MY PHOOOONNNNNNEEEEEEEEE! TT_TT

NoName-chan: *knocks out Akuma person and throws his unconscious body out the window* CHILL, DAMN IT!

Allen: BUT NOW WE HAVE NO CLUE WHERE WE'RE GOING, AND-

*Sirens sound behind us*

NoName-chan and Allen: … WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT…..? O.O

midnightstardust: *looks behind her and shrieks* OH GOD IT'S THE FEDS! HIDE THE DRUGS!

Lenalee: WE HAVE DRUGS?! O_O

Shirubagure: *looks behind her as well and facepalms* It's not the fucking Feds, it's the cops!

Elvira Rayne: *SHRIEK* OH MY GOD GUYS I CAN'T GET ANOTHER TICKET! THEY TOLD ME ONE MORE AND I LOSE THE CAR!

Tyki: *Raises an eyebrow at Vira* Just how often does this happen, Vira…? O.o

NoName-chan: *sighs in frustration* CHILL, we won't get caught! *looks at Allen* FLOOR IT!

Allen: But I already am flooring it-

NoName-chan: JUST FUCKING GO FASTER, DAMN IT!

Allen: BUT THIS CAR DOESN'T GO ANY FASTER-

Akuma Person: *pops out of the ceiling right in front of Allen* RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREAM*

Road: *sips Pepsi* 5~

Allen: *Stomps even harder on the gas pedal*

Car: *speeds even faster*

NoName-chan: There ya go, Allen! *knocks out Akuma Person with my shovel and throws his unconscious body out the window*

Allen: *makes a right turn* WHERE DO I GO NOW?!

NoName-chan: IT DOESN'T MATTER, JUST LOSE THE DAMN COPS!

Allen: I'M ON IT! *makes a sharp left*

NoName-chan: AH! *goes flying sideways and smacks into my door* ALLEN!

Allen: *swerves even more*

Tyki: *puts a hand over his mouth and turns green* I think I'm gonna be sick… *throws up on the floor*

midnightstardust, Shirubagure, Pineapplebombgirl: EUUEGHEGUEHEGUEH GROSS!

Elvira Rayne: *glares at Tyki* You're paying for my Car floor…

*The sound of sirens fades*

Allen: *checks the rearview mirror* I think we lost them!

NoName-chan: *sighs in relief* Oh thank god…. Now just keep driving like normal, 'kay?

Allen: *determined expression* I'm on it! *puts both hands on the steering wheel and concentrates on the road*

Akuma Person: *pops out of Allen's door* RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREAM*

Road: *sip* 6~

NoName-chan: *knocks out Akuma Person with my shovel and throws his unconscious body out the window*

Car: *swerving crazily*

Allen: *Attempting to regain control of the wheel with little success*

NoName-chan: ALLEN! STOP SWERVING!

Allen: I'M TRYING!

NoName-chan: DO YOU NEED ME TO DRIVE?!

Allen: I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS!

Car: *Swerves off the road and takes out a Firework Stand, causing the fireworks to ignite and start exploding all over the place*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *Screaming at the top of our lungs*

Allen: *Barely manages to get the car back on the road*

NoName-chan: THAT'S IT! GIVE ME THE WHEEL, ALLEN! *grabs the steering wheel*

Allen: *yanks the wheel to the side* NO! I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS!

NoName-chan: NO YOU CAN'T! GIVE ME THE WHEEL!

Allen: I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS!

NoName-chan: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID RIGHT BEFORE YOU STARTED LIGHTING THE ILLEGAL CHINESE FIREWORKS! GIVE ME THE WHEEL!

Allen: I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS! I CAN GET US OUT OF THIS!

NoName-chan: ALLEN-

Akuma Person: *pops out of the dashboard* RAH!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREEEEEEEAAAAAMMMMMM*

Road: *Somehow still completely calm* 7~

Allen: *Turns the wheel to the left harshly*

Car: *Speeds off a cliff*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMM*

Car: *Falls through the air*

Akuma Person: *goes flying out the window* AH!

Shirubagure and Lenalee: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

midnightstardust and Pineapplebombgirl: *clinging to each other, crying* OH MY GAWWWWDDDDDD WE'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEE! T_T

Tyki: *clutches his head, shrieking* MY HAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIRRRRRR!

Elvira Rayne: *screaming* MY INSURANCE DOESN'T COVER THIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Road: *Sips her Pepsi calmly*

NoName-chan: *Shaking Allen by the shoulders* OH MY GOD, ALLEN! O_O

Allen: *Crying* TELL MY CHILDREN I LOVVVEEEEE THEMMMMMMMM! TT_TT

Car: *nears the ground*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *screaming at the top of our lungs* AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Car: *flips through the air and lands perfectly on its tires with no extra damage*

*Several moments of shocked silence*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *GAPE* O.O

NoName-chan: …. OH MY GOD, DID WE SURVIVE?! O_o

Road: *still sipping her Pepsi calmly* Sure looks like it~

midnightstardust and Pineapplebombgirl: *hug each other, crying tears of joy* OH MY GOD, WE'RE ALIVE! :'D

Shirubagure and Lenalee: How the hell did we survive that…? O.e

Tyki: *looks into the rearview mirror and cries tears of joy* Oh thank god, my hair gel kept everything in place! :'D

Elvira Rayne: *looks around at the relatively undamaged car and cries tears of joy* Oh thank god, I'm not gonna have to pay for any repairs! :'D

NoName-chan: *Pants heavily, clutching the sides of my seat tightly* OH…. DEAR…. LORD…. IN HEAVEN…. THANK YOU….. O_O

Allen: *sighs in relief* Well, at least that's over…

NoName-chan: Yeah….. *Realizes something and furrows my eyebrows. Looks at Allen* Wait, what was with that last part? Since when do you have kids?

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: HE HAS KIDS?! O.O

Road: WHAT?! *narrows eyes* Who the hell is the mother?! I'll kill her!

Allen: *Sweat drops* No, I don't have kids. I just said that for dramatic effect.

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* You weirdo….

Allen: WELL, I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DIE!

NoName-chan: THEN YOU SHOULD'VE HAD SOME BETTER LAST WORDS!

Lenalee: Wait, don't we, like, have somewhere to be? O.o

NoName-chan: *memory clicks* Oh yeah! We still need to get to the Shell Station! *Looks at Allen expectantly* Well? Let's go!

Allen: *shakes his head vigorously* NO WAY IN HELL! NOT AFTER WE JUST NEARLY DIED! THE LAST THING WE NEED IS FOR ANOTHER AKUMA PERSON TO POP OUT OF NOWHERE AND SEND US CRASHING INTO AN EXPLOSIVES FACTORY OR SOMETHING! PLUS WHAT IF THE COPS FIND US AGAIN?! I CAN'T-

Road: *rolls eyes* Oh, relax, there aren't any more Akuma People.

Allen: -AFFORD BAIL, AND- Wait, there aren't? o.o

Road: Nope~

Allen: Oh. Okay then. *Starts the car and drives until he's back on the road*

NoName-chan: *looking out the window boredly. Eyes widen upon realizing something. Turns around to face Road* Wait a second…. Road?

Road: Yes?

NoName-chan: I thought you didn't know how many rigs you set in here. So how do you know that there aren't any more?

Road: *freezes* …. Uhhhh…..

NoName-chan: …. Oh my god, you knew the whole time, didn't you?

Road: Maybe…. o_o

NoName-chan: *FACEDASHBOARD* Then why the hell did you tell us that there were 5 to 50 Akuma People?!

Road: *grins* 'Cause it's fun to watch you guys get all paranoid~

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: o_e

NoName-chan: *sighs and shakes my head* Well, is there anything else you aren't telling us?

Road: *freezes for a moment* Uh…. N-NOPE~!

NoName-chan: *points an accusing finger at Road* YOU STUTTERED! YOU'RE LYING!

Road: SO?!

NoName-chan: WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING US?!

Road: Oh, nothing big…. *holds up a remote* Just that I may or may not have been controlling the rigs this whole time…..

*A moment of silence*

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: WHAT?! O_O

Road: *smirks* You really thought the rigs activated at such convenient times on their own~?

NoName-chan: *FACEWINDOW* WHY DOES THIS NOT SURPRISE ME? *Shakes head* YOU KNOW WHAT, I DON'T EVEN CARE ANYMORE! JUST DRIVE!

Allen: But-

NoName-chan: DRIVE!

Allen: *YELP. Drives casually*

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Tyki: ….

Shirubagure: So….. Is that it?

NoName-chan: Is what it?

Shirubagure: The interesting/horrifying part of this ride. Is it over?

Pineapplebombgirl: Yup~! ^.^

midnightstardust: *nods head in agreement with a smile* This ride should be nice and peaceful from here on out! ^.^

Elvira Rayne: And my beautiful-

Tyki: That's a matter of opinion…..

Elvira Rayne: -car gets to stay in one piece~! ^.^

Allen: …..

NoName-chan: *looks at Allen* You feel it, too, don't you?

Allen: Yup…

Lenalee: Feel what? O.o

NoName-chan: The horrible feeling that something incredibly ironic is about to happen…..

Road: *rolls her eyes* You guys worry too much. Nothing bad is going to happen~

Lenalee: Yeah, Road is right. Remember what Star-chan said? It should just be a peaceful ride from here on out~

Allen: Yeah, but….. *furrows eyebrows*

NoName-chan: *shakes my head* They're probably right, Allen. Everything's fine.

Allen: *nods head slowly* Yeah, probably…. *Focuses his eyes back on the road*

NoName-chan: *looks ahead as well*

*Silence*

NoName-chan: ….…. So…. How were you guys' weekend-

Yuno-chan and Lucy Moon-Walker: *Jump out of nowhere and land on the windshield* AAAALLLLLEEEEEENNNNNNNN~!

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

Allen: HOLY SHIT, FANGIRLS! *turns the wheel to the right harshly*

Car: *Swerves off the road, flips upside down, and crashes into the side of a building in a huge burst of smoke and clashing metal*

*Several moments of silence*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *finally crawl out of the wreckage, groaning*

NoName-chan: *Stands up, rubbing my head* Ow….. *looks around at everyone* Is everyone okay?

Allen: *staggers to his feet, rubbing his head as well* Yeah, we're fine, but… *looks around* Where did Lucy and Yuno-chan go?

NoName-chan: *shakes my head* Eh, don't worry about them. I'm sure they just found a way to teleport or something and are currently stalking you…..

Allen: Yeah, you're probably right….

*MEANWHILE WITH YUNO AND LUCY*

Yuno-chan and Lucy Moon-Walker: *watching us from the roof of a nearby building. Whisper in unison* You'll be mine one day, my precious~ *glare at each other* NO! HE'LL BE MINE! *Get into a girly slappy fight*

*BACK AT THE WRECK*

Allen: *looks at the wreckage of Vira's car* So…. What now?

NoName-chan: *strokes invisible beard methodically* Well, I suppose we could turn the car right side up again and continue-

Car: *Explodes into a fiery display of burning metal*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *GAPE* O.O

Allen: ….. OH MY GOD… O.O

NoName-chan: …. Welp….…. That was less than expected… o_o;;;

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: O.e

Elvira Rayne: *SOB. Crumples to her knees* MY CARRRRRRRR! TT_TT

Road: *shakes her head* Hate to break it to you, Vira, but this isn't nearly as big of a loss as you think it is…..

Elvira Rayne: BUT…. BUT…. MY GLITTER GLUE WAS IN THEEEEERRRRRRRREEEEEEEE! TT_TT *Curls up in a ball and cries her eyes out*

NoName-chan: *Sweat drops* Well, either way, there's no way we can use the car now, *gestures to fiery wreckage* so we're gonna have to walk to the store. Tyki, mind carrying Vira?

Tyki: *Shakes his head and gestures to the camcorder he's holding with his free hand* I'm holding the camera, remember?

NoName-chan: *Waves this off with one hand* Have Lenalee hold it, then. You're carrying Vira.

Tyki: *Sighs and hands the camcorder to Lenalee before picking up the sobbing Vira*

NoName-chan: Welp, now that's settled, let's go! *Walks down the street*

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: … *shrug and follow me*

Elvira Rayne: *sobs into Tyki's chest* My Glitter Glue…. TT_TT

*5 minutes later*

NoName-chan: *stops walking in front of a Shell Station* We're here!

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *stop as well, panting slightly* Finally!

Elvira Rayne: *STILL sobbing about Glitter Glue into Tyki's shoulder*

NoName-chan: *stares at Vira* …. Seriously? -.-;;;

Tyki: *sighs* I don't think she's gonna stop crying anytime soon, so can we just go inside already? It's freezing out here!

NoName-chan: Yeah, sure, let's go.

NoName-chan, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *walk inside the Shell Station*

NoName-chan: *turns around to face the others* Alright, now, get what you want and meet at the checkout counter in 10 minutes. Don't worry about money, 'cause Allen is paying-

Allen: WHAT?!

NoName-chan: *hits Allen over the head with my shovel* YOU CRASHED THE CAR SO SHUT THE HELL UP!

Allen: *clutches his head in pain* OW! Okay, okay!

NoName-chan: *smirks* Good!

Tyki: *pops out a hip* Hmph. Well I'm not going anywhere as long as I have this sobbing glitter-obsessed creature to take care of *points to Vira*

Lenalee: *smiles* Wow, that's really nice and considerate of you, Tyki! :)

Tyki: *smiles back at her* Well, of course! I'm very kind and considerate and- *sees a basket of assorted chapstick and scarves* OMG AWESOME~! *chucks Vira behind him and dives for the basket*

Elvira Rayne: *lands on the floor and groans in pain*

Lenalee: *sweat drops at Tyki* Well, there goes THAT theory….

Road: *laughs at Vira's pain 'cause that's just how she is*

NoName-chan: *Sweat drops at all of this* Well, um, yeah…. so… *looks at the others* Like I said, get what you want and meet back at the register in 10 minutes. Now, DISPERSE!

midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Lenalee, Road: *walk off in multiple directions*

NoName-chan: *looks down at Vira* Oi, you coming?

Elvira Rayne: *curled up in a ball* My Glitter Glue….. TT_TT

NoName-chan: *Sweat drops* Vira, we're at the store…

Elvira Rayne: *SOB*

Noname-chan: *Sighs* I should probably do something about this….. Hm…*LIGHTBULB* VIRA, THERE'S POCKY HERE!

Elvira Rayne: *Suddenly snaps back to normal with wide eyes* POCKY? WHERE?!

NoName-chan: WE'RE AT THE STORE, SO GO FIND IT~!

Elvira Rayne: POCKYYYYYYY~! *runs off*

NoName-chan: *smirks victoriously* That's what I thought~ *looks at Allen, who looks like he's gone into shock* …. So, Allen, you coming?

Allen: *rocks back and forth, chanting to himself* Paying for everything…. Paying for everything…. O_O

NoName-chan: *Sweat drops* I guess not, then….. *shrugs and walks away*

*MEANWHILE WITH THE CAMERA SLAVE- I MEAN, LENALEE*

Lenalee: *walking around the store without any particular destination in mind* So…. Um…. What should I be doing exactly…? O.o

*A loud shriek is heard*

Lenalee: THAT. I SHOULD PROBABLY BE FINDING THAT. *Runs toward the source of the sound*

*30 seconds later*

Lenalee: *stops near the source of the sound* I HEARD A NOISE- *sees what it is and pauses* ….

Elvira Rayne: *standing there, looking at her reflection in the glass of a soda fridge in horror* OH MY GOD…..

midnightstardust: *standing a few feet away from Vira with one eyebrow raised* Um…. Vira-chan? Are you okay? O.o

Elvira Rayne: *trembles* THE HORROR….

midnightstardust: What's wrong?... O_O

Elvira Rayne: *lifts up her shirt enough to expose her stomach to the glass* My tummy…. I-It's… CROOKED! D:

midnightstardust: …. What? O.o

Elvira Rayne: *shows her stomach to Star* I'M CROOKED! D'X

midnightstardust: What the heck is that even supposed to mean…..? O.e

Elvira Rayne: *bursts into tears* WHY MUST I BE SO CROOKEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD?! TT_TT

midnightstardust: What the hel-?

Elvira Rayne: *starts flailing* CROOKKKEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDD! TT_TT

midnightstardust: Oh my god VIRA, YOU'RE NOT CROOKED-

Elvira Rayne: *smacks Star in the face with one of her flailing arms* CROOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDASDFGHJKLAJHNDKJUJLEMUXIRXHBMCUTICK?/!

midnightstardust: *holds her (now bleeding) nose in pain* OW! VIRA!

Elvira Rayne: *continues running around in circles, flailing, while screeching about being Crooked*

midnightstardust: *sighs in defeat and looks at me, who is safely standing several meters away from Vira* NoName-chan, can you please do something about this? o_e

NoName-chan: *chooses to ignore Vira and continues inspecting bags of chips without even looking up* I'm too sexual for this bullshit…

Elvira Rayne: *sprints away, continuing to flail* CROOKEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDD!

midnightstardust: *sighs* I should probably make sure she doesn't kill anyone… *runs after Vira*

Lenalee: *sweat drops. Trains the camera back on me*

NoName-chan: *comparing two bags of Doritos* Hm…. Nacho Cheese or Cool Ranch….?

Komui: *walks past the chips and sees me. Walks up to me with a smile* Hey, NoName-chan! ^.^

NoName-chan: *sees Komui and screams* STRANGER DANGER! *throws both bags of Doritos at his face*

Komui: *gets hit in the eye with the Nacho Cheese Bag* OW! NoName-chan, it's me! Komui! God, why do you do this every time I see you outside the NoName-chan Fanfiction Co. Building?! o_e

NoName-chan: *grabs Komui by the collar of his shirt and leans in to whisper urgently in his ear through grit teeth* KOMUI! WE CAN'T LET ANYONE KNOW THAT WE KNOW EACH OTHER, REMEMBER?! IF ANYONE WERE TO FIND ABOUT THE CULT OR THE HEIST, WE-

Lenalee: Say WHAT?! O.O

NoName-chan and Komui: *Both whirl around frantically only to relax when we realize it's just Lenalee (apparently failing to realize that she's holding the camera that's broadcasting to over 190 people)*

NoName-chan: *sighs in relief* Oh thank god, it's just you, and-

Komui: *bursts into tears* LENALEEEEEEEEEE~! *tackles her in a death hug*

Lenalee: *gets the wind knocked out of her* OOF-!

Komui: YOUR BIG BROTHER HAS MISSED YOU OH SO VERY MUCH AND I'VE MISSED YOUR SWEET VOICE AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL SMILE AND YOUR DELICIOUS COFFEE AND HAVE ANY BOYS TOUCHED YOU BECAUSE I WILL END THEM AND-

NoName-chan: *hits Komui over the head with my shovel* NO RANTING!

Komui: *collapses to the ground*

Lenalee: *GAPE* OH MY GOD, NONAME-CHAN, DID YOU JUST KILL MY BROTHER?! O.O

NoName-chan: *waves a hand dismissively and rolls my eyes* Oh, relax, he's just unconscious!

Lenalee: o_e

NoName-chan: *looks down at Komui's unconscious body* So… Do you think anyone will notice the unconscious body in the middle of the Shell Station, Lenalee…..?

Lenalee: *STAAARRRRRREEEE* -_-

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* Geez, I was just asking, you don't have to be rude! *sighs and stares at Komui's body* Well, we're gonna have to do something about him, then…..

Lenalee: "We"? When did I come into this plan? o_e

NoName-chan: *ignores Lenalee's questions and picks up Komui's body* Come on! *runs off*

Lenalee: *sighs and follows me*

*2 minutes later*

NoName-chan: *stops in front of the door to the girls' bathroom* HERE!

Lenalee: *sweat drops* We're hiding my brother's body in the girls' bathroom…?

NoName-chan: *gives Lenalee a blank stare* Yeah, and…? O_o

Lenalee: *sighs and walks into the bathroom* Let's just get this over with….

NoName-chan: 'Kay~! ^.^ *carries the body into the bathroom after Lenalee and shuts the door behind me*

Lenalee: Okay, so where are we gonna hide him?

NoName-chan: *gestures to the bathroom stalls* One of the stalls will probably work.

Lenalee: Alright *walks up to one and reaches out a hand to open it*

NoName-chan: *grabs Lenalee's wrist to stop her* WAIT! One more thing!

Lenalee: What? O.o

NoName-chan: *reaches into my bra and pulls out rope and a roll of duck tape*

Lenalee: O.O

NoName-chan: *ties up Komui with the rope and duck tapes his mouth shut* THERE!

Lenalee: *stares at me* Did you REALLY just pull rope and duck tape out of your bra….? o_e

NoName-chan: Yeah? I keep a lot of things in there. For example, that's where I keep my Emergency Sandwich, my Raptor Hat, my Fangirl Spray bottle, my-

Lenalee: OKAY, that's lovely. Now, *gestures to Komui* WHY exactly did you tie him up?...

NoName-chan: *grins* Because I thought it'd be fun. And it WAS~!

Lenalee: o.e

NoName-chan: Now, *gestures dramatically to the bathroom stall Lenalee was originally going to open* OPEN IT~!

Lenalee: -.-;;; *grabs the handle and attempts to turn it, only to find that it won't budge. Stares at the handle* The heck….?

NoName-chan: LENALEEEEEEEE! WHAT'S THE HOLD UP? KOMUI'S STARTING TO DECOMPOSE! *gestures to Komui's unconscious body, which flies are starting to surround*

Lenalee: *pulls roughly on the handle with both hands* THE DOOR WON'T OPEN!

NoName-chan: *Raises an eyebrow as I watch Lenalee attempt to pry the door open without success* Huh. Must be jammed or something. *sighs* It's okay, I've got this. Here, hold Komui for a sec. *Hands Lenalee Komui's unconscious body and turns to face the door*

Lenalee: So, do you think you can pick the lock or somethi-?

NoName-chan: *kicks the door open*

*A moment of silence*

Lenalee: *Gapes at me* O.O

NoName-chan: What? Problem solved! Now, let's- *turns around to face the stall and freezes upon seeing what's in there* ….….

Lenalee: *notices the look on my face* NoName-chan? What is it- *sees the inside of the stall as well* … O.o

Lavi: *sitting on the toilet in a ballet tutu, reading Volume 1 of Junjou Romantica*

NoName-chan: ….. The fu-

Lavi: *notices us. SCREAM* U-U-U-UM IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! O.O

NoName-chan: Are you sure about that…..? e.o

Lenalee: *stares for several moments* ….…. Is that a yaoi manga? :D

NoName-chan: *facepalm* AAAAAAAND of course that's the only thing you notice about this situation….

Shirubagure: *walks in* Hey, we're all ready to pay for our snacks and go, and- *pauses to take in the situation* … Why is Lavi in the Girls' Bathroom in a tutu reading yaoi manga…..?

NoName-chan: *shakes my head* I wish I knew, Shiru. I wish I knew. BUT, if everyone's ready to go, let's-

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *walk in* Hey, what's taking you guys so long- *see Lavi* LAVIIIIIIIIIIIIII~! *glomp him in unison*

Lavi: OOF-!

NoName-chan: *sweat drops* Um… Guys?

Shirubagure: *looks at me* Should we do something about this…? O.o

NoName-chan: *shrugs* Nah, we've wasted enough time as it is. Let's let him come with us. *turn back to the 3 in the stall* PIÑA! TYKI! COME ON, WE GOTTA GO! YOU CAN BRING LAVI IF YOU WANT!

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *Squeal in joy* YAY~! *Each grab one of Lavi's arms in a death grip and drag him out of the bathroom* ^.^

Lavi: *Screams and flails* HELP ME!

NoName-chan: *rolls my eyes with an amused smile before looking back at Shiru and Lenalee* Come on, guys! *Walks out of the bathroom*

Shirubagure and Lenalee: ….. *shrug and follow me*

*10 minutes of Allen paying for a ridiculous amount of snacks, chapstick, and scarves later*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *Leave the Shell Station and start heading back toward the NoName-chan FanFiction Co. Building*

NoName-chan: *stretches my back* Ahhh, that was a lovely shopping trip~

Lenalee: o.e You have one twisted definition of the word "lovely"….

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *still dragging Lavi* I think it was awesome~! ^.^

Lavi: *sobbing quietly in fear of what little purity he has left*

Allen: *crying over his empty wallet* My poor money… TT_TT

Elvira Rayne: *curled up in a ball, sobbing* I'm so Crooked…. TT_TT

midnightstardust: *dragging Vira along by the back of her collar* Come on, Vira…..

Shirubagure: *struggling under the weight of the huge bucket of Skittles she's carrying* JESUS, STAR-CHAN! How many Skittles do you NEED? o_e

midnightstardust: *glares at Shiru* HEY! Skittles are amazing, and I was running low on them, so stop complaining about carrying them! Would you rather be stuck dragging the hysteric Vira-chan around?

Shirubagure: *snaps her mouth shut*

midnightstardust: That's what I thought.

Road: *leisurely follows the rest of us, sipping the new Pepsi she got at the Shell Station* I wonder when they're gonna realize that Vira never got her Pocky…..

*10 minutes later*

NoName-chan: *walks through the entrance and into the lobby of the NoName-chan FanFiction Co. Building. Stretches back and smiles* Ah~! It's good to be back in my domain~! *points to someone behind the front desk* YOU! Get me some grape juice!

Bak: *sitting behind the desk* Since when do I work for you? -.-

NoName-chan: Since now, bitch. Now, GO!

Bak: And if I don't?

NoName-chan: *narrows eyes* Are you defying me?

Bak: *pales under my glare* N-Nope! R-Right away, ma'am! O.O *hurriedly runs into another room and comes back a few moments later with a glass of grape juice which he then hands to me*

NoName-chan: Thank you~ *downs the juice and wipes my mouth* Ah~ It's good to have manslaves~

Bak: *sobs in the corner*

Shirubagure: *pokes her head in* Hey! Are you done with your overdramatic entrance yet? We've been waiting out here for, like, 5 minutes for you to finish, and it's really cold -.-;;;

NoName-chan: Hm? Yeah, I'm done! Come on in!

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *enter the lobby*

Shirubagure: *practically drops the huge bucket of Skittles, panting heavily* Jesus Christ, that was a tiring walk!

midnightstardust: *gestures to Vira, who she's still dragging around* You're telling me? -.-;;;

Elvira Rayne: *wriggles around* Teehee I'm a snake! ^-^

Lenalee: *stares at Vira with a raised eyebrow* ….. O.o

Allen: *has finally stopped sobbing over his empty wallet, but still sniffles every now and then*

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *still clinging to Lavi* D'awwwww who's a cute little bunny~? ^.^

Lavi: Will somebody please help me? T~T

Road: Nah, you'll be fiiiine~

Lavi: B-But-

Road: You're fiiiiiiiiiiine~~~~

Lavi: *siiigh* T~T

Pineapplebombgirl: D'awwwww, don't be sad, Lavi! Here, have a pretzel! ^.^ *shoves a pretzel down Lavi's throat*

Lavi: *chokes* AUGH! *starts flailing*

Tyki: You're so kawaiiiiiii~! *hugs Lavi tighter*

Lavi: *chokes and squirms some more*

Lenalee: ….. Um….. Should we do something…? O.o

Road: God, how many times to I have to say it? He'll be FIIIIIIIINE~

Lenalee: *sighs*

NoName-chan: Actually, we need to head back up to the PMS Snack Room anyway, so we're gonna have to drop Lavi off here. PIÑA! TYKI!

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *look at me* Whaaaaaaat?

NoName-chan: We need to go, so you're gonna have to let Lavi go!

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *pout* BUT-

NoName-chan: NO "BUT"S! DROP HIM! NOW!

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *SIIIIGH* FIIIIIIIIINE. *literally drop Lavi and storm away*

Lavi: *continues choking and rolls around on the floor, clutching his throat*

NoName-chan: ALRIGHT! Let's go, people!

midnightstardust, Shirubagure, Lenalee: *stare at the suffocating Lavi* O_O Shouldn't we help hi-

NoName-chan: LET'S GOOOO~~~~! *sprints to the elevator, where Piña and Tyki are already waiting*

Road: HEY, WAIT FOR ME~! *runs after me*

Elvira Rayne: *inchworms on the ground after us* BadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadgerBadger MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! ^-^

midnightstardust, Shirubagure, Lenalee: O_o *sigh in defeat and follow us*

NoName-chan: Great! Let's go! ^.^ *pushes the button*

Elevator: *closes and starts heading up*

Lavi: *turns blue and passes out*

Bak: O.e

*2 minutes later*

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: *finally make it back to the PMS Snack Room*

NoName-chan: *sprawls out on the couch* Ah~~~ It's so good to be back~! *Shoves several cupcakes in my face*

Allen: *finally back to normal* Easy for you to say….. -.-;;;

Road: *smirks* Looks like someone's afraid of the Torture Round that awaits~

Allen: YEAH. I AM. o.e

Tyki: Sucks to be you~ *leans back against the wall with a smirk* I, on the other hand, don't have to do anything! How do ya like them apples~? Loser-

NoName-chan: OH! That reminds me! *looks at Lenalee* You can hand the camera back to Tyki now!

Lenalee: 'Kay~! *gives Tyki the camcorder*

Tyki: *sighs* I spoke too soon….

Allen: HA.

Shirubagure: Don't get cocky just yet, Allen. Piña's in charge of your Torture, remember?

Allen: *pales* Don't remind me….. T~T

Pineapplebombgirl: Oh, don't worry, Allen! I'm relatively nice! ^.^

Allen: You killed Lavi in the lobby… -3-;;;

Pineapplebombgirl: Shhhhhh.

Allen: 0.0

Lenalee: O.o

midnightstardust: *looks around* Hey, where are my Skittles?

Elvira Rayne: *dances around* "Dansa med oss
Klappa era händer
Gör som vi gör
Ta några steg åt vänster
Lyssna och lär
Missa inte chansen
Nu är vi här med
Caramelldansen~!"

Allen: *tick mark* WILL SOMEONE SHUT HER UP? I'M TRYING TO MOPE ABOUT MY INEVITABLE DOOM HERE!

NoName-chan: HEY! At least she's not screaming about being crooked anymore!

Elvira Rayne: *pauses* ….. *bursts into tears* I'M SO CROOKEDDDDD! D'X

Shirubagure: GOD DAMN IT, NONAME-CHAN!

Allen: LOOK WHAT YOU DID!

Elvira Rayne: *runs around flailing* CROOKEEEEEDDDDDDD! D'X

Pineapplebombgirl: *watches Vira curiously* I wonder if someone drugged her or something…? O.o

NoName-chan: *stares off into space* I should buy a boat…..

Shirubagure and Allen: NONAME-CHAN!

NoName-chan: I'M TOO SEXUAL FOR THIS BULLSHIT!

midnightstardust: I still don't know where my Skittles are…..

Shirubagure and Allen: WILL YOU JUST DO SOMETHING?!

NoName-chan: *SIGH* FINE! YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING?! HERE'S SOMETHING! *pulls a gun out of my bra and shoots Vira*

Elvira Rayne: GAH! *collapses*

Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *GAPE* OH MY GOD, DID YOU JUST SHOOT VIRA?! O.O

midnightstardust: WHERE ARE MY SKITTLES?!

NoName-chan: WILL YOU GUYS CHILL THE FUCK OUT?! IT WAS JUST A TRANQUILIZER DART!

Lenalee: So in addition to the duck tape and rope from earlier, you also have a Tranquilizer Gun in your bra? -.-

NoName-chan: Haven't we already had this conversation? -.-

Lenalee: Something like that…

Allen: CAN WE PLEASE FOCUS ON THE FACT THAT SHE TRANQUILIZED VIRA?!

Shirubagure: YEAH! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!

NoName-chan: HEY! YOU guys told me to do something! So I did!

Shirubagure and Allen: WE DIDN'T MEAN DRUG HER UNCONSCIOUS!

NoName-chan: SHE'LL BE FINE! STOP FREAKING OUT!

midnightstardust: Guys….

Shirubagure: BUT WHAT IF THERE'S SOME SORT OF SIDE EFFECT?! VIRA COULD BE ALLERGIC TO TRANQUILIZER OR SOMETHING!

Allen: YEAH! THERE COULD BE SOME SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES TO THIS!

midnightstardust: GUYS…..

NoName-chan: STOP FREAKING OUT, DAMN IT! IT'S FINE! VIRA'S FINE! SHE'S JUST GOING TO BE UNCONSCIOUS FOR AWHILE, SO CALM DOWN!

Lenalee: I wonder when they're going to realize just how much time they're wasting with this argument?

Tyki: I have to pee…

midnightstardust: GUYS!

NoName-chan, Shirubagure, Allen: *whirl around to glare at Star* WHAT?!

midnightstardust: YOU GUYS ARE WASTING TIME! WHAT ABOUT ALLEN'S TORTURE?! AND WHERE THE HELL ARE MY SKITTLES?!

NoName-chan: *sighs* Star-chan's right. This "special short" is turning out to be the longest Episode-Chapter-Thingy yet. We need to hurry it up before the Viewers murder me! So, will someone put Vira's body on the couch so we can get on with Allen's Torture already?

Shirubagure: *siiigh* I've got it… *picks up Vira's unconscious body and lays it on the couch*

Elvira Rayne: *mumbles in her "sleep"* Laven…. Glitter…. Glaven…. *rolls over on her side and curls up*

NoName-chan: *rolls eyes* Now that THAT'S settled… *looks over at Piña* You ready to tell Allen his Torture?

Allen: *pales* Oh god…..

Pineapplebombgirl: Lemme think about it…. Hm…..

Tyki: I STILL HAVE TO PEE.

NoName-chan: YOU CAN PEE LATER.

Tyki: BUT-

NoName-chan: SHUT UP! THIS IS A HORRIBLE WAY TO FILL PIÑA'S THINKING TIMESLOT, AND THE VIEWERS KNOW IT!

Pineapplebombgirl: Hm…. *LIGHTBULB* I've got it! :D *turns to Allen* Allen~! ^.^

Allen: *trembles in fear* Y-Yes?

Pineapplebombgirl: Your Torture is….. TO DO THE CHUBBY BUNNY CHALLENGE BUT WITH BEAN SPROUTS! OH! AND YOU HAVE TO DO DOUBLE DUTCH WHILE DOING IT! ^.^

Allen: *GAPE* O_O

Road: *laughs her ass off at Allen's expense*

Allen: Where the hell did you come up with THAT Torture, Piña? O.e

NoName-chan: ALLEN! STOP WASTING TIME WITH YOUR QUESTIONS AND JUST DO IT ALREADY!

Allen: I DON'T EVEN HAVE BEANSPROUTS TO DO IT WITH! AND WHERE THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO GET THE JUMP ROPES FOR THE DOUBLE DUTCH?!

NoName-chan: Are you seriously asking me that? -.- *pulls a bucket of bean sprouts and two jump ropes out of my bra*

midnightstardust, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: O.O

Lenalee: *shakes her head* I'm not even going to ask this time…

NoName-chan: Good for you, Lenalee. You're learning. Anyway, who's going to hold the jump ropes?

Pineapplebombgirl: OO! OO! MEMEMEMEME~! :D

NoName-chan: Alrighty then. *hands Piña one end of each of the jump ropes* Piña's got this end. Who wants to do the other?

Road: *smirks* I've got it~ *takes the other end of each jump rope from me*

NoName-chan: Okay, now that that's settled, Allen?

Allen: *sighs and picks up the bucket of bean sprouts* Might as well… *prepares to double dutch*

NoName-chan: Alright, ladies! Start swinging in 3… 2-

*The door opens*

NoName-chan: *whirls around to glare at the doorway* WHAT IN THE HELL IS IT NOW?!

Lavi: *walks in*

NoName-chan, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Road, Tyki: …

Allen: Lavi…? e.e

Lenalee: Lavi… O.O

Shirubagure: Lavi? O.o

Road: Lavi.

Pineapplebombgirl: LAVI~! ^.^

Tyki: BUNNY-BOY~! ^.^

Elvira Rayne: *Snore*

midnightstardust: *grabs Lavi by the shoulders and shakes him violently* HAVE YOU SEEN MY SKITTLES?!

Lavi: OW! OW! STOP IT! OW!

NoName-chan: STAR-CHAN! HEEL! *pulls Fangirl Spray Bottle from my bra and sprays Star*

midnightstardust: *shrinks back under the spray of water* HISSSSSSSS! *retreats into the maze of PMS Cupcakes*

Lavi: *stares where Star disappeared* … What was she talking about, exactly….? O.o

NoName-chan: *waves a hand dismissively* Doesn't matter. What do you need?

Lavi: *finally snaps back to the present. Points at Piña* I think Piña stole my cellphone.

*A moment of silence*

NoName-chan: ... *turns to look at Piña* Piña, did you…? e.e

Pineapplebombgirl: *hangs her head in shame and nods*

NoName-chan: Why? O.e

Pineapplebombgirl: *tears up* B-Because it was his! T^T

NoName-chan: *FACEPALM* Give Lavi back his phone, Piña.

Pineapplebombgirl: B-BUT-

NoName-chan: NO "BUT"S! GIVE IT BACK! NOW!

Pineapplebombgirl: *hangs head in defeat* Y-Yes, ma'am. *Pulls Lavi's cellphone out of her bra and holds it out to him*

Lavi: O.e *reluctantly takes it*

NoName-chan: *looks at Piña scoldingly* Now, what do we say?

Pineapplebombgirl: *Sniff* I'm sorry for stealing your cellphone, Lavi….. T^T

Lavi: I-It's okay, Piña…..

Pineapplebombgirl: *hugs Lavi*

Lavi: *holds arms out in an attempt to avoid contact* AH- UM.

NoName-chan: There! All is good!

Lavi: Yes, but….. *points to Piña* Can you get her off of me? e.e

Allen: *sighs* I've got it….. *walks over to us and pries Piña off of Lavi*

Lavi: *sighs in relief. Pats Allen on the shoulder* Thanks, buddy!

Elvira Rayne: *eyes shoot wide. Sits straight up* MY LAVEN SENSES ARE TINGLING.

NoName-chan: *looks at Shiru and Allen* See? I told you she'd be fine.

Lenalee: *tilts head slightly* Did she just say "Laven"….? *Smiles brightly* Does that mean YAOI~? :D

NoName-chan: *raises an eyebrow* I guess…? O.o

Elvira Rayne and Lenalee: HUZZAH~! :D *skip around in joy*

NoName-chan: *sweat drops* But…. Allen's Torture….

Elvira Rayne and Lenalee: YAY FOR YAOI~! YAY FOR YAOI~!

NoName-chan: *sighs* We're not going to get anything done at this rate…

Allen and Lavi: *raise an eyebrow at Vira and Lenalee* What should we do…..? O.o

NoName-chan: Well, as it stands right now, there's only one thing we can do. *dramatically points at Lavi* LAVI! You're going to do the Chubby Bunny Challenge with Allen for the sake of Laven!

Allen and Lavi: WHAT?! O.O

Elvira Rayne and Lenalee: HOORAY~!

Lavi: B-BUT-

NoName-chan: *hits Lavi over the head with my shovel* WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR OBJECTIONS! NOW, GO!

Lavi: *sighs* How come every time I'm within a mile of NoName-chan, I get pulled into something completely crazy that I have no intention of becoming a part of?

Allen: *shakes his head* It's the curse of knowing her. It's better to just not argue and go with it.

Lavi: Yeah, I guess you're right….

Allen and Lavi: *walk back over to the jump ropes and each take a handful of bean sprouts from the bucket*

NoName-chan: Alright! Start in 3… 2… 1!

Pineapplebombgirl and Road: *start swinging the jump ropes*

Allen and Lavi: *start jumping in rhythm with the swings perfectly*

*Shocked silence*

Shirubagure: ….. Wow, they're good at this…. 0.0

NoName-chan: Incredibly good… O.o

Allen: I… was… a… Street… Performer.

NoName-chan: *nods head* Yeah, that makes sense….. What about you, Lavi? How'd you learn?

Lavi: Tyki… has… weird… kinks.

NoName-chan, Elvira Rayne, Shirubagure, Pineapplebombgirl, Allen, Lenalee: O.O …. *look at Tyki in unison*

Tyki: Whaaaaaat? It was sexual~!

NoName-chan: Alrighty then… O.o Anyway, *looks back to Allen and Lavi* Start the Chubby Bunny Challenge~!

Allen: *sighs and stuffs a bean sprout in his mouth* Chubby Bunny.

Road: 1~

Lavi: *stuffs a bean sprout in his mouth as well* Chubby Bunny.

Pineapplebombgirl: 1! ^.^

Allen: *repeats* Chubby Bunny.

Road: 2~

Lavi: *repeats as well* Chubby Bunny.

Pineapplebombgirl: 2~!

Allen and Lavi: *continue to shove bean sprouts in their mouths and say "Chubby Bunny"*

Pineapplebombgirl and Road: *continue counting*

Elvira Rayne: *records Allen and Lavi with a randomly appearing Laven Camera* D'awwwww, this is so cute~! ^.^

NoName-chan: *raises an eyebrow at Vira* I'm starting to worry that you may have even worse kinks than Tyki…

Elvira Rayne: Teehee~! ^-^

NoName-chan: *looks and Lavi and Allen* So…. Basically they keep doing that until they can't fit anymore bean sprouts in their mouths?

Shirubagure: Pretty much.

NoName-chan: God, this whole challenge sounds incredibly wrong. I mean, it's literally testing who can fit more in their mouth… e_e

Lenalee: All the more reason to watch Allen and Lavi do it~ *Nosebleed*

Elvira Rayne: *throws glitter on Allen and Lavi* GLAVEN~! ^-^

NoName-chan: *sweat drops at Vira* Well, we should probably be paying attention to the challenge, anyway….

Allen: *shoves a bean sprout in his mouth* Mmnf…. Churbfy Bunfy…

Road: 49~

Lavi: *shoves a bean sprout in his mouth* Omnf…. Umfy Bofy….

Pineapplebombgirl: …. I didn't understand that at all do I count that…..? O.o

Road: Nope! That means Allen wins~! *stops moving abruptly*

Allen and Lavi: *trip on the jump ropes and fall flat on their faces* MMPH!

Allen: *swallows the sprouts before whirling around to look at me, coughing* What…. The hell?! o.e

NoName-chan: Hey! Don't look at me! This wasn't my fault for once! Blame Road!

Allen: *stares at Road* The hell, Road? e.e

Road: *smirks* Not my fault you tripped~

Allen: O.e

Lavi: *rolls around on the ground, clutching his throat*

Lenalee: *stares at Lavi* …. Is he choking AGAIN? O.e

NoName-chan: *nods head in confirmation* Looks like it.

Shirugabure: JESUS CHRIST, LAVI, THAT'S THE SECOND TIME TODAY!

Lavi: *choking noises*

Allen: O.e WILL SOMEBODY HELP HIM?!

NoName-chan: So how 'bout that weather?

Road: Pretty good. Yours?

NoName-chan: Sorta cold, but relatively nice.

Allen: AAAAAAND they ignore me. SHOCKER. -.-;;;

Lenalee: *sighs* It's okay, Allen, I've got this. *walks over to Lavi*

Allen: Thanks, Lenale-

Lenalee: *kicks Lavi in the stomach with her Dark Boots*

Allen: O.O

Lavi: *coughs up a huge wad of bean sprouts and clutches his stomach in pain* OW!

Allen: *stares at Lenalee* Did you have to kick him….? O.e

Lenalee: *shrugs* Hey, YOU asked someone to help him. *walks away like a badass*

Allen: *siiiiigh. Looks down at Lavi* You okay?

Lavi: *wheezing* Yeah… I'm fine… Just… a little… short… of breath…

Allen: Here. *holds out a hand to help Lavi up*

Lavi: Thanks, Allen! *takes his hand and stands up*

Allen and Lavi: *have a nice heartfelt moment of friendship and happiness and-*

Elvira Rayne: *dumps a huge bucket of glitter on Allen and Lavi* GLAVEN~! ^-^

Allen and Lavi: -.-;;;

NoName-chan: *suddenly paying attention again* Alright! Now that THAT'S settled, who won?

Road: Allen did! He got 49, but Lavi only got 48!

Lavi: *stares at Allen in wonder* Damn, moyashi! How on earth do you cram it all in there? O.o

Allen: *smirks* Years of practice~

Elvira Rayne and Lenalee: … Ah… 0/0 *Nosebleed*

NoName-chan and Road: *laugh our asses off*

Shirubagure: *shakes her head* He has no idea how wrong that sounded….

Allen and Lavi: O.o

Pineapplebombgirl: …. I feel like people have forgotten I'm even here…..

Tyki: How do you think I feel? -.-

midnightstardust: *suddenly on the couch* I'm 99% sure people have forgotten I even EXIST at this point…

Tyki: Who are you? ._.

midnightstardust: -_-;;;

NoName-chan: *wipes a tear of laughter at Allen* T-That's just classic! X'D *suddenly stops laughing and clears throat* AHEM. Anyway, good job, Allen, for beating Lavi at Chubby Bunny!

Allen: Thanks! ^.^

NoName-chan: *looks at Lavi* And thank you, Lavi, for being here to not only participate in the Challenge with Allen, but also to appease the Laven-hungry Vira-chan and Lenalee. I really appreciate what you've done today to help the show and hope that you have a nice day!

Lavi: *scratches the back of his head with a sheepish smile* No problem, NoName-chan! Glad I could help! And thanks, I hope you're day goes well, too! ^.^

NoName-chan: Thanks, Lavi! I really appreciate it, and it was nice seeing you today!

Allen: Wow 0.0 She's actually being really kind and considerate-

NoName-chan: Oh, and one more thing, Lavi. *judo flips him out the window* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PMS SNACK ROOM THIS PLACE IS FOR GIRLS ONLY!

Lavi: *SCREAM* AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!

Elvira Rayne, midnightstardust, Pineapplebombgirl, Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee, Tyki: *GAPE* O.O

Road: ….. HA!

Shirubagure, Allen, Lenalee: OH MY GOD, SHE KILLED LAVI!

midnightstardust: YOU BASTARD!

Elvira Rayne, Pineapplebombgirl, Tyki: L-L-LAVI IS D-D-DEAD?! *burst into tears and crumple to their knees* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! T~T

NoName-chan: *stares at Vira in surprise* I understand Piña and Tyki being depressed about me killing their precious little bunny, but Vira? 0_0 Wow, I didn't know you liked Lavi that much...

Elvira Rayne: What? NO! I'm crying because you ruined my Laven video with your judo flipping! T~T *gestures to camera in her hand*

NoName-chan: *sweat drops* Riiiiiight….

Allen: *stares at the sobbing disasters that are Piña and Tyki* Um…. Should we do something? O.o

Elvira Rayne: You're damn right we should do something! *points to the sky dramatically with a determined look on her face* WE MUST GO SAVE LAVI IN ORDER TO RESTORE THE BALANCE OF YAOI!

NoName-chan, Shirubagure, Allen: … "The Balance of Yaoi"?

midnightstardust and Lenalee: *ignore us* YES! WE MUST RESTORE IT BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

NoName-chan, Shirubagure, Allen: WHA-

Elvira Rayne: THEN LET'S GO, MY SISTERS! LET'S GO SAVE LAVI! *sprints out the door*

NoName-chan: GUYS-

midnightstardust and Lenalee: FOR YAOI! *sprint out after Vira*

Road: OO! I wanna see the body! *sprints out as well*

NoName-chan: *siiiiigh. Gestures to Piña and Tyki* Well, will someone at LEAST take these two to the hospital as well while everyone's already there? I think they're gonna need some physical therapy in addition to mental…..

Pineapplebombgirl and Tyki: *rocking back and forth, sobbing hysterically* LaviLaviLaviLaviLaviLaviLaviLaviLavi…. T^T

Shirubagure: *sighs* I've got it… *grabs Piña and Tyki by the collars of their shirts and drags them out after the others*

*the door shuts, and the room goes silent*

Allen: *looks around the room, which is now empty of people with exception of him and me* Wow….. That escalated quickly…

NoName-chan: *looks around as well* Huh….. Indeed it did…..

Allen: So… Now that everyone's gone, is it time for this Episode-Chapter-Thingy to end…?

NoName-chan: Just about. Here, hold the camera for a few more moments, I have some stuff to say. *picks the camcorder up off the floor and hands it to Allen*

Allen: *trains the camera on me*

NoName-chan: *clears throat and looks at the camera with a smile* Once again, I'd like to thank all of my fantabulous Viewers for putting up with my bullshit for the past two months and continuing to support me by Watch-Reading this Show-FanFiction-Thingy~! I also want to reiterate my points from earlier with the assurance that D Gray-Show IS still continuing, the news that Yuno and I are up and ready for our first Convention, and the offer for you guys to come join our spastic Fangirl FB Chat! OH! And one more thing: I want to encourage you all to go check out "D Gray Crack" by Elvira Rayne and "Crackstar" by midnightstardust. While I wrote this, Vira and Star-chan became inspired to write Crack by me. Please go and support their awesome stories~! ^.^

Allen: … Wait, you mean they wrote entire new FanFictions in the course of this single Episode-Chapter-Thingy? How the hell did they do that? They were with us the whole time! e.e

Elvira Rayne: *appears out of nowhere in a cloud of glitter and Tease and winks at Allen* Magic~ *disappears again*

Allen: O.o

NoName-chan: Anyway, with that said, I'm pretty much done here. So, 'til next ti-

Ben-kun: *walks in with a fork lodged in his eye* Hey, NoName-chan, can you help me get this out? *points to fork*

Allen: O.O

NoName-chan: *Tick mark. Judo flips Ben out the window* GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PMS SNACK ROOM, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

Ben-kun: *screams* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Allen: O_O

NoName-chan: *angry huff* God, what do these people not understand about "girls only"?! *mutters curses under my breath and shoves cupcakes in my face*

Allen: *sweat drops at me. Sighs and turns the camera to face him* Um…. 'Til next time, I guess…

*The screen goes black*

*Several moments of silence and darkness*

NoName-chan: *voice can be heard* Allen, what the royal fuck are you doing?

Allen: *voice can be heard as well* What?

NoName-chan: Why the hell are you covering the lens with your hand?

Allen: Isn't this how you turn off cameras? O.o

NoName-chan: *Facepalm* No, dumbass! Where the hell did you get THAT idea?

Allen: This is how they turn off the camera in the movies…..

NoName-chan: Oh my god- BITCH, JUST GIVE ME THE DAMN CAMCORDER!

*the lens is uncovered as the camera is handed to me*

NoName-chan: *holds the camera to face myself. Sighs* Well, 'til next time, I guess~! ^.^;;;

*the camcorder is turned off for real this time*

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NoName-chan: WOOT! Another Episode-Chapter-Thingy down! :D Sorry it took so long to get up! I bet most of you weren't expecting ANOTHER special, huh~? ;3 You guys probably want to kill me for it, though… ANYWAY, I basically told you guys all the news I have in the actually E-C-T. Hope you were able to catch all that…. XD Well, with my Apology Notice out of the way, I'm about ready to get to work on E-C-T 4 (Is it sad that my longest E-C-T so far is an Apology Notice…? XD), so get prepped for that! :D Now with that in mind, I'm gonna go ahead and end this EndNote short and sweet. Please continue Reviewing even though I already have enough Suggestions, and thank you so much for putting up with my bullshit and reading! Ciao~ ;3