Liz entered the room dressed as Deadpool and looked to the supposed Wolverine. The man glared at her, losing his patience with this entire scenario. He didn't want to help with a podcast, he just wanted to get Deadpool's help. Liz knew this and asked, "What do you need help with Wolvie?", in the sweetest way possible, yet the question was in an utterly mocking tone.
Wolverine decided to just get to the point and told her "One of our newest members of the school has gone missing. His name is Boris Leash the fifth. He went into a mansion and disappeared, anyone we've sent in has either come out insane, or hasn't come back out. At this point, only one person we've sent in hasn't come back out. This is where you come in Deadpool". Liz stared at the man, and realized he might not be bull shitting her. She turned to the rest of the members of the show.
"We should do it!" exclaimed Epic.
"I'm sure we'd be fine." said George.
"As long as I get to go with senpai" replied Nick, with a slight blush.
"Sure, let's do it." said Tuna.
"All right Wolvie. We'll do it! Tell us where to go, and we'll be there!" Liz told Wolverine excitedly. Wolverine shook his head and pointed at the rest of the cast "They're just human". "Fuck off, you want my help or not?" asked Liz. Wolverine let out a sigh and handed her a rolled up piece of paper. On the paper was an address and the group headed out.
About an hour later they came upon the mansion. Something about it seemed off, but they entered the building. They just needed to find Boris, and get him out of there. When they all walked through the front door, suddenly the door locked behind them. The foyer was thrown into darkness, and the group looked for a source of light. Eventually Epic stumbled upon a couple lanterns and they dispersed the lanterns amongst each other. They lit the lanterns, and something about this seemed familiar to Liz.
"Susan..." she muttered as she looked at the glow of the lantern. Everyone looked at her, wondering what she was talking about.
"Come on Liz, let's just keep going." said Tuna.
Liz nodded and they walked up a large stair case. While they were walking down the hall from the stairs. George froze in his tracks suddenly.
"My Asian senses are tingling." George said quickly. Nick looked at him, concerned about this, when suddenly a loud ferocious groan was heard from the end of the hall. Everyone turned to stare at the black abyss that was the end of the hallway. Liz bravely took a step forward, and as soon as her foot touched the ground another groan was heard.
"NOPE! FUCK FUCK FUCK NOPE!" Liz exclaimed then burst into the first door to her right. She looked into the room, but what she saw in the room was even more of a nope. There was a creature that looked as if it were made out of burlap sacks and human flesh. Blood dripped from a stump that once was an arm, and from the other arm long claws reached from where it's fingers once were. It stared at Liz, with eyes barely in the sockets, and it's mouth was stretched, with no muscle to hold it up. It let out a roar at her, and Liz screamed. When she screamed it disappeared in a blast of smoke. She slammed the door shut, and everyone stared at her in horror. The color ran from all of their faces, except for Nick who still had a slight blush about senpai.
"What's wrong?" a voice suddenly asked.
Everyone slowly turned around and standing there was a man in a long red coat. His hair was slicked up, and he had glasses perched on his nose. The group screamed again at the sudden appearance of the man. The man put up his hands to signify that it's all right, as a sign that he won't hurt them. The group calmed down then Liz got a good look at him.
"Wait a second... Rob?!" she asked. Boris Leash the fifth was an anagram. Rearranging Boris Leash V was actually Rob Vash Lewis. She realized they were supposed to be saving their friend!
"You think she figured it out Rob?" said another voice.
The group turned and saw another man. Standing there was Ben. This time the group didn't scream. They just knew they found who they were looking for, and they needed to get out.
TO BE CONTINUED? FUCK YEAH IT IS.