Liz looked to Uel and said, "Okay, you look familiar, who the hell are you?"
Uel replied, "You look familiar too. I'm Uel."
"That sounds familiar. I'm Liz."
"Liz.. Liz... are you friends with a guy named Alan Wake?"
"That name sounds familiar too. Wait, isn't that from a video game?" asked Liz.
"Fuck, you're right." said Uel. The two stood there, perplexed, as they realized everything that has been going on has been attached to a video game. Even them being at the gas station. Epic stepped forward, between the two of them with a thoughtful expression on her face. She opened her mouth like she was about to say something, then closed it again. She stroked her imaginary goatee then opened her mouth once more.
"My epic senses are tingling. I think I know what's going on." said Epic.
"Wait, you have epic-sense?" asked George.
"Yeah, I can only use it once every ten years. It pretty much just gives me the ability to see a few steps ahead and know what's going on. Maybe I shouldn't have wasted it." responded Epic.
"No no no! Not a waste, the fuck is happening Epic?" asked Tuna.
"Well, there was the Amnesia mansion, Slender/Trenderman, and now Alan Wake. Wolverine broke down the door to get Deadpool," Epic said as she gestured towards Liz, "And needed our help. My epic-senses are telling me that we are trapped in some sort of strange simulation."
"Oh, that makes sense. Can you tell me how we got in here Epic?" Liz said with a tilt of her head.
"Sorry I can't." said Epic.
"Well fuck." said Rob.
"I know how." a voice uttered out.
The group looked around to see where it came from, and Nick stepped into the room. Trenderman was hanging all over him, and was blushing as he clung to Nick trying to get him to notice him.
"Kohai...?" asked George, surprised.
"No. Now I'm senpai." responded Nick, and he slipped on a pair of sunglasses. Trenderman swooned and fell to the floor. George slapped his palm to his forehead and shook his head. The group let out an audible groan and a few of them shook their heads.
"Okay senpai, what's going on?" asked Liz.
Nick whipped the sunglasses off and stared at her intently, "It's because of you Liz." he said to her.
"Because of me?"
"Yes. You see, there is an organization that wants to pick your brain for some reason. I don't know the reason why, but they do. When we arrived at the mansion, we were actually knocked out and now here we are." Nick said with full certainty in his voice.
"How do you know this?" asked Uel.
"Senpai knows all." responded Nick, as he slipped the sunglasses back on.
"Okay, seriously Nick." uttered out George.
"Fine fine fine. Trender dragged me to the end of the simulation. They stopped focusing on me and the simulation glitched out. For a short amount of time I was able to see the area we're actually in because of the glitching. They're mainly focusing on you Liz, or so it seems."
"Holy shit... how do we get out?"
"It's simple, we need to overload the system, and then kick some ass." said Nick.
"How can we do that?" asked Tuna.
"We'll just figure it out as we go. I think we can do this, easily." replied Liz, as a smile spread across her face. Everyone looked to her, and tried to put their faith in her.
TO BE CONTINUED.