CHAPTER 8
"George! I choose you!" shouted out Liz as she watched the man go for the button.
George activated his Asian powers and summoned the strength of form three quickly. His arm and fist suddenly grew in length and strength and he punched through the window. The glass shattered all over the man and he roared in pain and fell to the floor. George's hand and arm returned to normal size and the the group ran to the window. Liz jumped through the window first, and the others followed behind her. The man composed himself and struggled to his feet, moving carefully as he was still covered in glass. Liz went over to the man and knocked him back to the floor, and he let out a noise of pain. She placed a single foot on him, pressing down slightly, and glared down at him.
"What the fuck is going on? Answer me." said Liz.
"I.. I don't know.. I just get paid to watch you guys! No one tells me anything!" replied the man.
Liz pressed down harder and said "Who has answers then?"
"Go out the door, and down the hall! The first door on the left!" shouted out the man, in pain.
Liz lifted his foot from him and walked away.
"Holy shit Liz." said Uel.
"Hey, there is fucking with me, then there is fucking with people I care about and me." replied Liz.
The group exited the room and went down the hall. There were two doors, one on the right and one on the left. Liz reached for the knob of the door on the left.
"Wait Liz! We should go right. The answer is always go right!" Tuna suddenly uttered.
Liz looked at him then looked back to the door. She cracked open the door a bit to look into the room. Glancing around she saw the room was full of men in uniforms. The men were clad in armor and were carrying weapons. She slowly closed the door then turned to the group.
"Yeah, Tuna is right. Go right!" said Liz.
Tuna grabbed the door and opened it. This lead to another, shorter hallway with a large room at the end of it. The room was dark, and there was not a soul to be seen. The group bravely made their way into the room, glancing around cautiously. Suddenly the room lit up and a man was standing in the middle of the room. He wore all black from head to toe. He was in a black hoodie, black pants, and had any skin that would show covered with black. The only thing visible was his mouth, and a smile spread across his face as the group entered the room.
"Hello everyone." said the man.
"Are you the one responsible for this?" asked Liz.
"Why yes. Yes I am." he said with a laugh.
"Why did you do this!?" asked Epic.
"Why you ask? Why?" said the man.
"Did she stutter?" blurted out Nick.
"This is why I did it. To make Nick senpai. To make him brave and confident to do what he wants. I did it so George would get stronger in his skills. I did it so everyone could improve themselves mentally and physically. And most of all I did it because of Liz." said the man.
"Why because of me?" asked Liz.
"Because Liz, my dear. Your mind is one of pure chaos yet still sound in logic and reasoning. We saw great potential in you and needed to study you to see if you could be of use to us." replied the man.
"Of use how?" asked Liz, her town getting a bit more aggressive.
"Well, you see we have the strangest of minds on the planet come up with ideas on how to make the world a better place" the man responded.
"I could make the world a better place?"
"No Liz. You cannot. For you see you're too vulgar at this time to be able to help. This makes your mind too violent." said the man.
"Well fuck you then mister! Liz can so help! All because she doesn't fit to your standards, doesn't mean she can't help the world!" shouted out Epic.
"Yeah. I mean, just look how she helped us escape from the simulation with her quick thinking. That might not have been the whole world, but at the time we were her world." said Rob.
"Liz might be vulgar but she's a good person, and someone I love dearly. Even though she abuses me." Tuna said jokingly.
"Hmmm..." went the man, "perhaps we were too quick to judge you Liz. Your friends make a good defense to your case. Would you like to help us after all?"
"You can go fuck yourself. You and this whole facility." said Liz.
Liz turned away from the man and clapped her hands. The man gasped in horror at the vulgarity and then Liz turned back to him.
"Liz powers activate. Deadpool ability go." She said as she gave the man the finger with both her hands. Suddenly a red aura exploded around Liz. Her friends watched, a bit surprised at this ability.
"So you're going to run then Liz!? There is more to you than it seems girl. We'll be back. You can guarantee it!" shouted out the man.
Liz smirked and grabbed onto something unseen. Suddenly she whipped her hands in a motion that went from one side of her to the other side of her. The world blurred in front of her and the group of her friends. Everything flipped, as if a page turning.
The group sat back in the room where they were doing the podcast.
"What the hell was that?" asked Ben.
"That was my Liz power. I can only use it when I truly need it. And are you really surprised I had a Liz power after Asian powers and Epic powers popped up?" replied Liz.
"Good point" said Ben.
"Well I for one am glad you used it. We're back home!" said Tuna happily.
"For how long though?" asked George.
"That's right. That man said they'd be back." said Epic.
"Well, we'll just have to be ready for when that happens. We'll use flamethrowers and dildos as weapons if we have to." replied Liz.
Everyone nodded, knowing that they would be fine if they trusted Liz.
Liz smiled and then said "And with that, I need booze."
So the group all got drunk together and had a good time for the rest of the evening.
THE END?