Dragonstar22: "Yo! We're back with another chapter. Thank you to all of you who followed or favorite this story. Especially if you did both! You guys inspire me to keep this story going, so for that you all get a cookie.

I think that's all I have to say; Keiko can you do the disclaimer please?"

Keiko: Looks at Dragonstar blankly, "...Nope. Today is lazy day, oh and thank you everybody for what Dragonstar said earlier."

Dragonstar22: Eyebrow twitches and bops her on the head, "JUST DO IT!"

Keiko rubs her head and sighs, "Fine! No need to hit me in the head and quote stuff off of Nike t-shirts."

Dragonstar face palms sighing "Get on with it..."

Keiko lazily pulls out a big sign with Disclaimer on it:

"Okay, Dragonstar22 does not own Naruto. She only owns me and things she makes up. Any brand names mentioned are not made or owned by her. Therefore you cannot sue. Now let the story BEGIN!

'Thoughts'

"SHOUTING OR STRONG EMOTION"

"Speaking"

{Author's note}

**** = time skip or scene change you'll be able to tell which.

Inside mind person talking

Italics Flash back or memory.

/Telepath speech/ or /Respond/

Summary: What if someone helped Naruto at the beginning of the story? What if he had a Guardian Angel? It'd be easy right? What happens when a Teenage delinquent from another world becomes the guardian Angel of Naruto? Specifically our world, should be a piece of cake right? It's not that easy as it seems especially since you're a kid half of the time. Oh, and a lot of people can't see you. "I don't know if it's more likely that I'm lucky or if I just greatly amuse someone up there."

Chapter 5: The Hokage!

My eye twitched as I, stepped inside the Hokage's office and looked around. I leaned over to Iruka, muttering, "You said a meeting with the Hokage...", I looked up to Iruka with a glare pointing to the other people in the room that were supposedly 'hiding in the shadows.'

"Not the whole fucking team of jounin-sensei's!" 'This is too troublesome. But I have to calm down. If any of them start demanding to know things, I'm out of here. I'm glad I told Naruto to go ahead at least I know that all that stuff is going to happen as usual.'

Iruka's eyes widened, "You can actually see them?"

I was about to respond, but another voice interrupted me, "Iruka-san. I trust that by your reaction that you've brought Naruto's guardian with you, though it appears that I cannot see her. Jounin, you can come out now. Ibiki, Inoichi, and Shikaku you can come out as well. There's no point of being in the shadows if she can see you."

My hands twitched as I turned back to towards the hokage and company. I face-palmed and glanced back to Iruka, thinking 'I really want to strangle you...' Instead, I sighed and pinched the bridge of my nose. 'I am not about to have the council or Danzo find out about any of this. The old hags will try to capture me or something.'

Plus, it really didn't help that I have a hunch that something bad will happen if I don't do this carefully. I tugged Iruka on his hand.

Well I tried to, but ended up making him sneeze instead. I raised an eyebrow, '...So even though Iruka's open minded and pure enough to see me on his own now...he still can't touch me.'

It brought his attention to me any way, "Tell the Hokage that I will not speak or appear to any of them unless it is agreed that no word of this conversation will be documented, told of to the council, or spoken of outside of this room without my permission. Also tell him to put sound seals and chakra seals in here."

Iruka looked at me like I was crazy... and I'll admittedly- I might have a couple screws loose, but not enough to not be paranoid about Root or some other secret organization hearing us, "Is all of that even necessary?! This is just a simple meeting."

I looked at him blankly, mentally scowling at him. 'Like hell this meeting is simple! He invited all of rookie nine's sensei and the freaking Head of Torture and Interrogation here. Plus freaking Shikaku , the head of the Nara clan,; which are all known to be great strategists.' I sighed, 'I guess I'm going to have to do this the hard way. There's no telling whose listening. Even if they can't hear me, they can hear everyone else. They'll know that something's up...'

Sarutobi cleared his throat, making me and Iruka both looked towards him. "Is there a problem, Iruka?"

I turned back to Iruka, holding my teddy bear up in one hand as it turned into a gun. I pointed rico at Iruka, "Do it. I'm not stupid enough not to be able to tell that this meeting isn't simple. The seals are for protection and for the benefit of those who are allowed to be in this room. I'm not about to put myself or my charge in the jeopardy of danger. If I'm correct about this, it could possibly be the reason Konoha gains an ally or - a possible threat. So you either do it, or I'm walking out."

He narrowed his eyes at me, and hesitantly nodded. He stepped into the room a little more and cleared his throat, seeming a little embarrassed. "It seems that Kei-chan has refused to speak or show herself, unless you put sound and chakra seals on this room. Also, she requests that no word of this conversation be documented, mentioned to the council, or be spoken of outside of this room without her permission."

Sarutobi shifted a little, taking a puff of his pipe and raising his eyebrow."And if I refuse?"

Iruka glanced towards me, I merely whispered a side spell I learned that let the most good and pure hearted person hear me and may be able to see me faintly, "...Mijikai Shugotenshi!"(1)Then I held up my gun, "Let's just say that I have a hunch that you and this entire village will dearly regret it. Have my hunches been wrong so far, Iruka? I levelled Sarutobi with my most intimaditing stare. "Sorry, but that's all I can tell you until you place the seals."

Judging by the reactions in the room, it turns out Kurenai and Shikaku were the only two who were able to hear and see me briefly. And while Kurenai really doesn't surprise me,Shikaku does.

Shikaku's eyes narrowed a little at me before lazily nodding to the Hokage, "As troublesome as it is, Hokage-sama...it would be in our best interest to do as Naruto's guardian has told us."

Sarutobi sighed and nodded."I agree, Shikaku." His gaze turned back to me, unreadable, but without malice from what I could see."And I agree to these terms." His eyes then shifted to the Shinobi in the room. "The rest of you agree to the terms listed as well, right?"

They all glanced at each other, seemingly confused, before nodding.

I blinked, turning Rico back into his teddy bear state. 'Well that went easier than I thought it would...' Sarutobi got up and placed the seals around the room and sat back down in his Hokage chair.

"The seals are active. Now can you please show yourself to the rest of us?"

I shrugged, closed my eyes, and muttered the same spell I used when I first met Iruka, "... Tenshi ko Arawareru!" (2)

Apparently it worked, because when I open my eyes everyone who hadn't seen me raised their eyebrow or stared in surprise.

A tiny smirk worked itself on my face. "What? Were you expecting something else?"

Kakashi eye-smiled, "Ma, actually we were. I wasn't expecting a little kid."

My smirk instantly dropped and turned into a blank face. I floated up to Kakashi staring him straight in the eye with no emotion. Rico turned back into a gun."Don't call me little. You'll seriously regret it. You don't know what I can do, so this is your only warning Kakashi, got it?"

He glanced at my gun, and his eye-smile only widened. "Okay, what do you want us to call you then? Shorty?"

The temperature in the room suddenly dropped. 'He didn't...' I turned my head to Iruka slowly, the gun still pointed at Kakashi's head as I smiled a sickening sweet smile, "He didn't just call me what I think he did. Did he Iruka-kun?"

Iruka blanched. Small beads of sweat formed on his forehead, "Um...yes he did?"

I turned back to Kakashi, who raised his eyebrow lazily. I glared at him briefly before closing my eyes and smiling at him. The room temperature went back to normal as I changed Rico back into a teddy bear and floated over to the center of the room. Eyes still closed, I smirked. "You've challenged my abilities to do something to you that you'll regret..." My eyes snapped open and probably glinted at the challenge. "... Challenge accepted. I hope that you've kept in mind that you can't see me; I could pop up and do something at any time. Also the fact that I knew who you was before you introduced yourself."

Kakashi's eyes narrowed, he looked like he was going to say something, but Sarutobi interrupted. "I think that's enough Kakashi," he said, smiling grandfatherly at me, "Will you please introduce yourself to us then?"

I smiled and struggled to keep myself from sticking my tongue out and make faces at Kakashi. 'Gah... must...resist...the urge to be childish... Damn it!' "The name's Keiko. I am the guardian angel over Naruto Uzumaki. Now, will you please tell me exactly why we're having this meeting, especially with a bunch a Jounin and the head of T and I department?"

Sarutobi's eyes widened slightly before turning slightly amused. "For a child you're very perceptive, aren't you. Well then, let's get started..."

My hand twitched as our meeting began. I got a sudden feeling of exhaustion. 'Why do I get the feeling my job is going to get much more complicated than it needs to be.'

(1) Mijikai Shugotenshi- the Mijikai means Short. Shugotenshi means guardian angel. This spells only used when Keiko wants to be used for a really short period of time.

(2) Tenshi ko Arawareru- Means angel child appear. That's the spell she used when Naruto got the forbidden scroll. It lasts for up to three hours, it can be reversed but Keiko hasn't found that out yet. ;P