I HAVENT UPDATED IN 55 YEARS AND I AM SORRY To be honest doe I was sick like a dog lol, so…yeah. So here is chapter 5 of this story, for the people who were looking forward to Roberto being gay (you know who you are) sorryz. (however if you guys want a side story then *evil grin* we can make some arrangements) Anywhoo, without further a due (that rhymed :D) Here is chapta 5
Chapter 5
Eduardo looked at the beautiful sunset. The Amazon was an amazing place, indeed. Wide open space, wonderful scenery; truly a magnificent place. How can someone ever live in the city? As he was taking it in, someone touched his shoulder. "What up, little bird blue?" the bird said. Eduardo turned and, to his disappointment, saw Felipe, the cockiest Scarlet Macaw he had ever met. Felipe was the leader of the Scarlet Macaws, and Eduardo the Spix's. No one is allowed in each other's territory, besides the leaders or someone sent by one. What did he want?
"Sooooooooo, what's going on in this neck of the jungle?" Felipe said.
"What do you want, Felipe?"
"Oh, nothing nothing. It's just that ahh…a little birdie told me that a special someone has trotted back home, and-"
"Are you referring to my daughter?"
"*Snaps* that's who she was! What was her name again? Umm…Gem, right?"
"Her name is Jewel, and what do you want with her?"
"Oh it's, ahh…not about her… per say, more about who she has brought back with her."
"Her husband?"
"Yeah, that."
"What about him?"
"Well see, umm, he's a newcomer here. We made a deal, Eduardo, no newcomers."
"He's my daughter's husband, Felipe, so he is family….sadly."
"Sadly? Why's that, Eddy?"
"Don't call me Eddy, and…."
"Wait! Don't tell me! Oh god…" Felipe starts to laugh hysterically. He soon catches his breath a bit and finishes.
"He's domesticated, isn't he?" Eduardo stood silent and just glared at him, which made him laugh some more.
"You're telling me that, the daughter of the leader of the Spix's, married a domesticated macaw?! A weak, fragile, and good for nothing pet? Ohhhh my god! Ha! We're going to be talking about that for a long time!" Felipe said as he hit Eduardo's shoulder and flew off. "Let me tell you this, Eduardo. I don't care who he is or what he is; let that pet cross my territory and see what happens. Get him in check on what we do here. That's an order." Felipe threatened. As he took off, Eduardo just glared at him. Oh, how he hated his guts. Dang it. Just then, another bird tapped his shoulder, but it was his friend Ardy.
"Ardy, my main bird! How's it been?"
"Eduardo! I got some AMAZING news, man! I found my son!"
"Roberto?"
"No, Hario! It's amazing!" he started tearing up tears of joy, even though he seemed energetic and happy.
"Wait wait wait, Hario? He…he…"
"Is alive! Your daughter's mate! It's him, it's really him!" As he said this, Ardy once again cried, all though not nearly as much as before (again, he was super energetic, so it looked kind of weird).
"Wait, BLU! That pet?! He's Hario?"
"YES! All though I think Blu suits him better, I don't know." Ardy said fast. Eduardo had a stupid smile on his face. He didn't like Blu; AT ALL. And, with the luck of God, the guy he hated the most HAD to be his best friend's son. Grreeeeeeaaaaaaaaat.
"Uhh…yeah, yeah-that's great!" Eduardo lied.
"Oh man! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!" Ardy shouted as he flew out to spread the word.
"Ohhhhhhh no…" Eduardo said, facepalming himself.
Blu and Roberto were catching up with each other on stuff. Blu told him everything; Linda, how he met Jewel, everything. Roberto was laughing hard on the floor.
"So you mean to tell me you just tried to kiss her out of no where?" Roberto asked.
"It wasn't my fault! My friends told me that-"
"What? Kiss her right when you just met? Were you planning on becoming mates that night?"
"I thought she was aware on why I was there!"
"So in 3 days, you travel thousands of miles to Rio, meet Jewel, get kidnapped, get chained together, escape, go through an entire dog chase with monkeys, save Jewel when she got kidnapped, got trapped yourself, saved the birds on the plane, fell thousands of feet in the air with Jewel, won her heart, AND learned to fly all while a cockatoo was chasing you?!"
"…yup" Roberto lost it and banged the floor laughing.
"Did you have kids the same night?" Blu playfully shoved Roberto when he said that.
"Nooooooo."
"The next day?"
"NO!"
"Alright, alright. Oh god, man. That was TOO funny."
"Whatever! At the end of the day Jewel is with ME, so there!" Blu said as he snapped his fingers in a sassy way, making Roberto chuckle.
"I don't care about that, I like someone else anyway." Roberto said.
"OOOOOOOH! Little Robby likes a girl! Tell me!"
"Hahahaha-can you not?"
"Tell me, man!"
"Okay."
"Really?"
"No."
"I just told you my embarrassing life story, and you can't tell me your crush?!"
"Thank you for summing that up for me."
"Come oooooooooonnnnnnnn"
"Do you really want to know?"
"YES!"
"Alright, come here." Roberto said motioning Blu to his direction. Roberto went to Blu's ear. "I…..like….NO ONE OF YOUR CONCERN!" Roberto yelled, making Blu's ear hurt.
"Okay, first off, OWWWWWWWW! Secondly….OWWWWWWWWW. Third, WHY IS IT NONE OF MY CONCERN!"
"Because it's my life."
"Stop being such a prissy little bird!"
"I'm not a "prissy bird", alright?"
"Those luscious locks on your head beg to differ."
"Better than you."
"If being a pansy with no girlfriend is being better, then god, let me suck!" Roberto shoved Blu, who laughed. It felt good to talk to someone like this. He only talked like that to Jewel, and he never really had a good guy friend. He didn't even talk like this with Rafael, and they were good friends. Blu was happy that he can joke around with his family, something he never thought he would be able to do. Having a brother was fun. Blu didn't really know how it was like before, but it looked like fun. His continuous re-runs of Drake and Josh showed him that. He still chuckles thinking of when the 2 say suspiciously "Megan." Besides that and other shows he watched back in Minnesota, he didn't really know how it felt. He always wanted to have a friendship like the ones he'd see in shows, and now that he has something even more, he couldn't be any happier. Plus he even had a father. Blu couldn't wait to hang out and get to know him. See what he likes, relate to him. Have someone to go to when things get tough. Someone to look after him. Sure, Blu was an adult now, but it still was something he wanted. He'd wanted it ever since he could remember. Through all the people making fun of him, all he wanted was for someone to look over him and tell him that it would be alright. That's all he had ever wanted, and, after 15 years, he FINALLY got it. He had his wife, his kids, and his brother and father, all while connecting to his roots.
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What more could he ask for?