It is a miracle! Not really, I decided to stop being lazy haha. It has been a looooooong time! Four years! I can see many things have changed on fan since the last time I updated! HUUUUUGE thank you to all the reviewers! You are the sole reason why this story is updated. I am truly touched by the reviews and the fact this story is still read because I'm sure it is buried deep on the website. I hope this chapter lives up to the expectations!
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"AUTO CUCUMBER"
Text message from Tai to Sora, Mar 1, 10:05 A.M.
Happy anniversary sweetie! I still can't believe you got me the iPhone! I have to get use to the whole touchscreen thing but it is awesome!
Text message from Sora to Tai, Mar 1, 10:06 A.M.
You're welcome! And thank you for the cleaning supplies… you really shouldn't have gone through the trouble… Really.
Text message from Tai to Sora, Mar 1, 10:08 A.M.
I know how much you like to clean :)
Text message from Sora to Tai, Mar 1, 10:09 A.M.
Right…
Text message from Matt to Tai, Mar 1, 12:14 P.M.
Do you know where Mimi is at? She's not responding to her texts and no one seems to have seen her.
Text message from Tai to Matt, Mar 1, 12:20 P.M.
Yeah, I heard she went home to change because she was drinking a cock and jizz exploded all over her face.
Text message from Matt to Tai, Mar 1, 12:21 P.M.
WHAT?! With who?!
Text message from Tai to Matt, Mar 1, 12:23 P.M.
How should I know? Sora told me it happened during 1st period.
Text message from Matt to Tai, Mar 1, 12:24 P.M.
I can't believe she would do this me! We were having so much fun together! Sneaking around and hooking up.
Text message from Tai to Matt, Mar 1, 12:27 P.M.
…you… and Mimi… Together?
Text message from TK to Tai, Mar 1, 12:32 P.M.
Tai.. You have had the same shocked facial expression for the last 5 minutes and counting.
Text message from TK to Tai, Mar 1, 12:34 P.M.
Your brother and Mimi are hooking up!
Text message from Kari to TK, Mar 1, 12:39 P.M.
Why are you and Tai sharing the exact same facial expression? The teacher looks worried..
Text message from Matt to Mimi, Mar 1, 1:08 P.M.
Tai just told me what happened in 1st period. I want to know who the other guy is so I can kick his ass because I know we never talked about it but I think we should be exclusive with each other. I love you and want to be with you and only you.
Text message from Tai to Matt, Mar 1, 1:49 P.M.
Sooooo we are totally going to look back at this exchange one day and laugh about it, if you let me live… Sora got me the iPhone and the phone does this stupid auto correct thing. Cock = Coke and jizz = fizz. FUNNY right?
Text message from Tai to Matt, Mar 1, 1:55 P.M.
Right? Matt?
Text message from Matt to Tai, Mar 1, 1:58 P.M.
Oh dear God, what have I done… I'VE MADE A HUGE MISTAKE!
Text message from Matt to Tai, Mar 1, 1:59 P.M.
FNEWAGNFERFORIEANFRME
Text message from Tai to Matt, Mar 1, 2:01 P.M.
Uh, your auto correct isn't working.
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:17 P.M.
Sora, by the end of today, you are not going to have a boyfriend anymore.
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:18 P.M.
*Sigh* Not the face. Im quite fond of it. What did he do now?
Text message from Tai to Sora, Mar 1, 2:19 P.M.
He caused me to have an epic meltdown.
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:20 P.M.
Are you referring to the one last week where he said Star Trek was better than Star Wars or is this more recent? Be more specific please.
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:25 P.M.
Basically, I thought the girl I have been seeing was cheating on me cause of what Tai texted. I professed my love for her and turns out she wasn't because your boyfriend doesn't proofread his texts!
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:28 P.M.
I knew I should've gotten him a LEGO set instead. I think you are freaking out over nothing. Not like you are asking Mimi to marry you. I'm sure she is just gonna find it funny and probably hold this over your head for a few years and then forget about it.
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:29 P.M.
A FEW YEARS?! Wait, you know about me and Mimi?
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:30 P.M.
Yeah, she told me last week. I figured it out before then. It was pretty obvious you two were seeing each other. You were opening doors for her, letting her wear your hoodies and you even have a twinkle in your eyes when you stare at her.
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:31 P.M.
I do NOT have twinkle eyes or whatever the hell you call it!
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:32 P.M.
YES YOU DO! DONT YOU DENY IT!
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:33 P.M.
...Well Tai didn't figure it out...
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:34 P.M.
Ok, as soon as I sent that text I realized who I was talking about. I am freaking out, she still hasn't texted me back yet. I scared her off!
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:35 P.M.
Her phone got wet during the whole soda fiasco so it is still out of service.
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:38 P.M.
It's just that I haven't been the first one to say I love you to someone… Or ever.. I feel vulnerable and I don't like it.
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:40 P.M.
Where are you, Matt?
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:41 P.M.
Why?
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:42 P.M.
Because I want to give you HIV.
Text message from Matt to Sora, Mar 1, 2:43 P.M.
I am going to politely decline your disturbing offer and not tell you where I am.
Text message from Sora to Matt, Mar 1, 2:44 P.M.
Damn auto correct! I meant hug! A hug!
Text message from Matt to Mimi, Mar 1, 4:01 P.M.
So everything in my last text was just one massive auto correct.
Text message from Mimi to Matt, Mar 1, 5:05 P.M.
Oh? What was the original message?
Text message from Matt to Mimi, Mar 1, 5:06 P.M.
Sup.
Text message from Mimi to Matt, Mar 1, 5:07 P.M.
Matt?
Text message from Matt to Mimi, Mar 1, 5:09 P.M.
…yeah?
Text message from Mimi to Matt, Mar 1, 5:10 P.M.
I love you too.
Text message from Matt to Mimi, Mar 1, 5:12 P.M.
I'm sorry I wasn't more romantic in telling you I loved you for the first time. I've never done this before..
Text message from Mimi to Matt, Mar 1, 5:13 P.M.
Obviously, but it was perfect,.I wouldn't have it any other way :) Sora called me and explained everything.
Text message from Mimi to Matt, Mar 1, 5:14 P.M.
But if you ever imply that I cheated on you again, I will end you.
Hope you guys liked it! Thank you all for reading, it does make my day reading your reviews and knowing this story is not forgotten! If the story does get updated, I hope it won't take another four years.