Seven Minutes in Heaven Part 3
"I think," Jean chimed in through the mumbled chatter, "that little Connie here should go next." Jean rubbed the fuzz atop Connie's round head before nudging the bottle towards him.
"Alright!" Connie thrust his fist into the air and reached for the bottle with his other hand. He quickly snapped his wrist, watching as the bottle pointed to each person multiple times. He leaned forward as the bottle slowed down, closely following each spin with his eyes.
The young boy did not even have to look up to know who the bottle stopped on. He glanced around at the crumbs surrounding a girl's legs and smiled- unaware of a small blush creeping up his cheeks.
"Sasha!" Connie hopped up and raced to his friend-said friend was currently more occupied with the contents of her chip bag than the game.
Sasha finally peered up at the face beaming inches away from hers. "Me?" She asked, stifling a laugh as she spewed crumbs towards Connie's face.
Connie nodded excitedly before pulling the brunette to her feet. He shook his head as she reached for her fallen chip bag. "Your food can wait seven minutes!"
Sasha stopped reaching for the chip bag and glanced down at Connie grinning from ear to ear. She felt the corner of her lips twitching, urging her to reveal her humorous smile. "Right! Let's go!" She laughed before linking arms with her smaller friend. They skipped clumsily to the closet and stumbled inside, slamming the door.
"Well," Hanji leaned back on her elbows, stretching her legs out before placing them atop Levi's outstretched legs. "That was easy."
"Hanji," Levi mumbled while kicking her heavy legs off of his smaller ones. "You speak as if you had all of this planned." He shot Hanji a skeptical look before pulling one knee up, lazily resting his elbow atop it.
The brunette laughed before sitting up. She scooted closer to her annoyed friend and moved her face too close to his. "Had Jean not interfered, I believe you and Eren would have made a," She paused, carefully deciding her next word. "Mess…"
"That's right!" Jean grabbed at his stomach as he began shaking from laughter. He collapsed onto his side and began pounding his fist against the carpeted floor. "Had I been five seconds later, I would have been greeted with a not-so-pleasant sight!"
"Jean," Eren growled. He ignored Armin's pleads to calm down and bolted up, shoving his sleeves up his arms as he began marching towards the taller boy. "You're dead!" He shouted as he squeezed his hand into a fist and prepared to punch the taller boy-who was now standing, preparing to defend his face.
Eren jerked his fist back and began twisting his body, swinging his arm forward only to be stopped by a tight grip on his wrist. "What the hell?!" He looked to see Levi standing to his right- his small fingers wrapped tightly around Eren's now motionless arm. Eren then moved his eyes away from Levi and brought them to the small blond standing in front of him. "A-Armin!?"
Armin stood in front of Jean with his arms crossed. He met Eren's trembling eyes and shook his head.
Eren stumbled backwards, nearly falling on his ass. He caught his footing and darted his eyes to the three boys standing before him. "Armin, I-" He looked down at his clenched fist.
"It's fine, Eren." Armin spoke up, bringing the taller boy back from his thoughts. "But, I really wish you two would stop fighting." The small blond quickly turned on his heel to face the boy he kissed not so long ago. He cocked his eyebrow, waiting for a response.
"O-Of course!" Jean stammered, watching as Armin moved to take Connie's abandoned spot beside him. Jean slowly sat back down, sneaking glances at the blond sitting close to him.
At the same time, Levi was dragging Eren to other side of the circle of people, forcing the taller boy to sit down and shut up. Levi took the empty spot beside Eren and pulled out his cellphone, quickly typing a text to Eren demanding him to calm down before someone gets hurt.
Eren felt his phone vibrate against his leg. He pulled the phone out of his pocket and opened his messages, only to jerk his head up at the sound of a loud bang coming from the closet. "What the fuck are those two doing?"
"Like this?" Sasha banged her fist against the wall and let out a loud, over-exaggerated moan.
"Perfect!" Connie pressed both hands against his mouth to try and muffle his building laughter.
"How about..?" Sasha slammed her back against the wall and shouted "Oh, Connie!"
Connie crouched down, hugging his stomach as he desperately tried not to burst out laughing-ultimately ruining the joke. After a few moments, he stood back up and continued to bang against the wall in time with Sasha's noisy moans. "Hey," He called out to his friend. He nodded down to his belt, grinning as she caught on instantly.
"I'm gonna rip those jeans right off!" Sasha shouted as she pushed some metal coat hangers around in an attempt to mimic the sound of a belt being thrown.
"Oh my!" Connie hollered, banging his fist hard against the wall one time. "Are you ready, Sasha!?"
The brunette looked to her friend, biting her lip as she tried to think of what to say. "Umm," She whispered, breathing out a laugh. "Bring it!" She quickly shut her mouth and placed both hands over her burning cheeks. "I couldn't think of what to say," She whispered loudly at Connie- who was now toppled over, grabbing at his sides as he wheezed.
"It," the boy gasped, "It was perfect!" He jumped up and leaned close to the door before shouting "In I go!"
The two collapsed to the floor, constantly shushing one another if a laugh got too loud. In between hushed laughter, they would let out loud moans and "oh yeah's" to keep the joke alive. After a few minutes, Sasha abruptly stopped laughing and hopped up, sniffing the air in front of her.
"What's up?" Connie stood up and walked closer to the brunette. He watched as her eyes stopped on his face, or rather his lips. "Um, Sasha? Everything okay?" His voice wavered slightly from a mixture of confusion and concern. He raised his eyebrows, casting an awkward look before being slammed against the door. "Sasha!"
"You have," the brunette moved her lips close to Connie's, "crumbs on your mouth."
Before he could say anything, Sasha pressed her lips against her friend's, tracing her tongue against his lips in order to catch every stray crumb. "Oh my god!" She squealed, "My favorite kind!"
Connie stood wide-eyed as Sasha continued to run her tongue slowly against his lips. He could feel his face heating up and his hands trembling. He clenched his shaking hands into fists and gulped. The shorter boy then squeezed his eyes shut and prepared to return the kiss-his first kiss. He waited for what he thought would be the right opportunity before he carefully began to open his mouth, mentally preparing to welcome Sasha's tongue with his own.
However, the almost kiss came to a halt as Sasha let out an ear-piercing scream.
"What the hell!?" Jean hopped up and ran to the door, the rest of the group close behind. He reached for the doorknob and jerked the door open, quickly jumping back as Connie fell to the floor with Sasha wrapped in his arms.
"Sasha!" Connie pushed up on one arm into a sitting position, ignoring the sharp pain that shot down his back. He kept his free arm tightly around the brunette's waist. "What's wrong!?"
Sasha buried her face in her friend's neck and let out a noisy sob. "Sp-Spider!"
Connie chuckled lightly and shook his head. He managed to stand up, struggling to keep his footing as the taller girl clung to him. "I didn't see a spider," He responded.
"How could you not see it!?" Sasha pushed herself away from her shorter friend and wiped at her tear-stricken cheeks. "It was huge!" She dropped her head into her cupped hands and let out another loud sob.
"Sasha…" Connie stepped towards the crying brunette and placed a comforting hand on her shoulder before moving back towards the closet. "I'll kill it for you!"
"Wa-Wait!" Sasha clumsily ran her hands against her cheeks before racing to grab her friend's arm. She buried her face into his shoulder after he gave her a reassuring nod.
The two walked back into the closet, reappearing moments later.
"Did you kill it!?" Sasha lifted her head and peered at her friend.
Connie opened his hand to reveal a very realistic-looking toy spider. He extended his arm out to show the others.
"Is that thing really a fake?" Jean moved closer to take a look, bumping heads with Eren-who apparently had the same idea. The two glared at each other before stepping back-Jean reclaiming his spot next to a curious Armin and Eren reclaiming his spot next to an annoyed Levi.
"Why do you have this?" Connie asked as he tossed the fake spider to Hanji.
"For experiments, of course!" Hanji took the toy spider and placed it on her bedside table before making her way back to the bottle, the others following.
Connie waited till the others were a fair distance away before he coaxed Sasha to let go of his arm. After a few moments, he smiled softly as she released his arm.
"Sorry," she looked down at her hands, feeling a blush creeping up her cheeks.
"No worries," Connie grinned and reached to brush a stray tear away from the brunette's cheek.
"You were acting really brave back there!" Sasha jabbed her elbow into her friends side, instantly forgetting the fear she felt only moments ago.
"Acting!?" Connie clasped his hands behind his head and began walking back to the group. He glanced up at the brunette walking beside him. "I am brave!"
"I know, I'm just teasing!" Sasha giggled before shooting a thankful look to her friend. Afterwards, she invited said friend to sit beside her since Armin had claimed his spot.
Connie agreed and plopped down next to Sasha, raising his eyebrows as soon as Jean looked over.
"Well now," Hanji began, "Sounds like things got a little interesting in there." She looked over at the laughing pair.
"Maybe," Connie chuckled. He met Hanji's gaze then nodded down towards the bottle. "Well then, who's next?"
And Connie/Sasha is finished! Um, the pretending to have sex part was based off of the movie Easy A. And, I'm sorry if they are OOC. This is my first time really writing these two so it was a bit of a challenge. Special thanks to my bro Tehavengeh (Ai Enmaxjigoku shoujo) for helping me with some ideas!
Sorry in advance for any grammar errors and,
Hope everyone likes it!